(Ed’s note – This email was received on 23 May, the day after the Fulham game. However, it got lost in the depths of my inbox, and as a man who hates waste, my apologies to BigNoseGooner for the delay in posting)
If you’re reading this, and you donated money to Arsenal's 2010-2011 campaign and you're just about to make an even bigger donation for the 2011 - 2012 one, by now you’re pretty depressed. You’ve been taken, and worse than that, you’ve been embarrassed. You may feel really stupid, and that’s because you’ve done a stupid thing – you trusted your glorious leader blindly. You believed without thinking.
But that doesn’t mean you’re stupid. Smart people sometimes do stupid things. But a truly stupid person would NOT learn from their mistakes. A truly stupid person would keep blindly following Wenger as he ‘blames referees or injuries’, or says “next season” or some other lame duck excuse for his "Judge me in May" not happening. Hopefully, you aren’t one of these people, who are destined to be hurt again. Hopefully, you have learned a lot in the last few months.
I urge you not to hurt yourself. Your shame will pass, and your money will be re-earned. You can lead a normal life if you start leading with your intellect, and not your desperation to see his vanity project bear fruit. But no matter where you stand right now, YOU have potential. Use it.
But if you really are brainwashed beyond help and you're looking for a new cult leader and another complete waste of time and effort then Harold Camping and Wenger are joining forces and will be calculating a new date for the rapture. Or you've always got the Mayan end of the world boll*cks for 2012 which Arsene has given a 100% guarantee will maybe probably could happen... or not.