Amidst all the transfer (non) news doom and gloom surrounding Ashburton Grove, I’m taking solace from gazing at the 2011 Gooner Calendar which is packed full of happy memories of former heroes sporting some very smart Arsenal strips. There’s a teenage looking Bergkamp in one of the early Nike kits and the magnificent yellow shirt with blue sleeves forever associated with that magical “It’s up for grabs now!” evening at Anfield in May 1989.
It’s a reminder that The Arsenal have two iconic strips – the classic red shirt with white sleeves (plus always red socks please, white socks might help to pick out your own players for a pass but they are weak looking) and the yellow change shirt, with the 1970/71 (think Frank McLintock & Charlie George) and 2003/04 shirts being my favourites.
Why is it then that we Gooners keep having these horrible blue change kits foisted upon us by the Club season after season? If there’s any truth in the oft repeated line – “blue goes really well with jeans” then watch out because a red and white shirt hardly goes with jeans either does it? If that all sounds a bit too “Gok Wan” for you, then let me assure you I am making a serious point. If, in this forthcoming season, the merchandising talents at Arsenal and Nike feel our passion about Arsenal’s proud heritage is such that we must own a 125th anniversary home AND away shirt, why do they keep ignoring our truly iconic kits featuring yellow shirts and blue shorts?
I know there are bigger reasons for discontent with the Club out there in the Goonersphere but I’ve been miffed for several years about the apparent lack of care that goes into The Arsenal’s range of kits. Looking around at other teams, fans everywhere are universally stitched up with rapid successions of new kits (look, if you can stomach it, at the Spuds’ sick inducing choice of strips for 2011/12 – 3 entirely new kits!). Conversely, clubs like Merchandise United manage year after year to retain their classic club colours (smart red shirt with white/blue change shirt with a hint of evil Roy Keane noir occasionally tossed in) and despite mocking their name, they seem to get Nike to produce lots of quality training and leisure wear which (gritted teeth) adds to the all conquering appearance they take great effort to maintain at all times (take note Arsene and Ivan). Ditto for Cesc’s suitors over at Camp Nou who retain their famous red and blue design through the years, albeit next season’s offering looks like the stripes have run in the wash.
We Gooners on the other hand keep having dodgy kit after dodgy kit launched at us. I’ve gradually grown to like the new home shirt with that exaggerated club crest surrounded by oak leaves with cluster. However, on closer inspection, the crest is not the classy embroidered badge it should be given you are paying somewhere north of £39.99 to own it. Instead, the crest is some nasty, vulcanised rubber, iron-on transfer thing that you might see on some of those knock off shirts being flogged up and down Oxford Street to gullible tourists. Arsenal’s heritage is all about remaining a class act and a cut above other football clubs. These new strips and certain design elements within them are hardly in keeping with those fine traditions.
I think I’m resigned to accepting all the money making machinations at boardroom level which Arsenal are prioritising nowadays but if only someone there would put a little more care and pride into the quality and design of the kits (and I’m hoping Nike lavish as much love upon the Arsenal designs as they appear to do for United and Barca) then The Arsenal would sell a whole lot more kit and would make even more money.
We all splash the cash on the shirts because we love Arsenal and our proud heritage. Please don’t take our custom and loyal support for granted.