Baldrick “I have a cunning plan”

Arsene Wenger has a tough problem to overcome



Baldrick “I have a cunning plan”

Baldrick: Is Wenger the 21st century version?


Let us assume that the weaknesses we all see are as well – and painfully – realised and accepted by the football management of AFC as by the contributors to this forum. Let us assume also that the manager really had little choice or direction over the timing of the transfer activity of the summer. Let us concede that we have had more than our share of bad luck this season – Vermaelen (again), Diaby (again), Wilshere and now Sagna, not to speak of Koscielny and Djourou (again).

If there’s one thing you can’t accuse the manager of, it’s lack of intelligence. Despite his apparent obstinacy and commitment to a (to the fans, at least) frustrating policy of parsimony and youth-dependence, it’s clear from the flood of transfer gossip that many attempts were made to bring in new players from other clubs. (Even given the propensity of hacks to invent stories, there’s too much smoke for there to have been no fire). The last-minute Christmas shopping that brought in some useful but make-weight players to fill out the squad was just that. It was not intended to provide the long-term heart and leadership that everyone, the manager included, knows we need.

The manager, for whom I still find it impossible not to have enormous respect, now finds himself in a Blackadder situation. Like the character Baldrick, he has a cunning plan. This is to use the Fabregas/Nasri money to buy a rising star with international recognition and a long career ahead of him around whom the gifted youngsters in the squad can coalesce and whose presence will deter RvP and the other imminent contract-renewal problems from leaving the club. It’s not a bad idea (even if the bigger purses of Chelsea, the Manchesters, and the big Euro clubs will always prove a tough hurdle to overcome when the candidate is a genuine quality player). In fact, it’s an idea to which I suspect every single Arsenal supporter would subscribe wholeheartedly.

Up till now, the difficulty we have had has been to satisfy the financial needs of the clubs with whom we have been dealing, be they Bolton, Lille, Marseille, Dortmund or whoever. Arsène’s frugality has combined with our Fabregas/Nasri-induced vulnerability to leave us few cards in a negotiation. Every club knows both our need and our cash resources.

Now, however, the counter-party clubs are unlikely to be the biggest problem. I suspect we got a glimpse of that with Juan Mata, though the facts will probably never be disclosed. Arsenal’s greatest challenge is to persuade the player(s) that we need to join us. We may be nearing an inversion of the Grouch Marx maxim, in we should never buy a player who wants to join us.

How do we overcome this? I don’t have the answer (I’ve not spent half a day in football management), but I hope the cunning plan has allowed for it. It will take all of Arsène’s charisma and persuasion to attract the players we really need, and he will need some help from the Board and the majority shareholder. This is where the Club has to demonstrate incontrovertibly that the results on the pitch are as important as those in the accounts. Otherwise, our team-building will be dead on arrival.


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  1. Andrew Cohen

    Oct 07, 2011, 7:02 #13930

    What a lot of sense is being talked generally. This has spread even beyond these pages. Listening to Talksport on Tuesday afternoon, the very unpleasant one on there suggested that England would not wish to employ Arsene Wenger because he had very clearly lost it. The ground beneath those who believe that Arsene Wenger must never be sacked, and that even after he is dead, his ashes must be placed in an ashtray in the corner(labelled "Manager"), so that his ethereal essences can exude silently into the room, much like his present level of direction to the team, is opening up underneath them. A coach who can cut away the nonsense, organise the team properly and give us all hope again, will make Arsenal more attractive to talent. We do face the problem of Manchester City and Chelsea and their bottomless pockets, but that problem is much harder to face with Wenger than without him. All empires fall. There are no exceptions and if Mr Wenger is as intelligent as he is generally supposed to be, he will do the honourable thing and walk. He isn't and he won't. It will all end in jeers and tears. Let's just hope that it does so before all the good that he has done, is destroyed.

  2. Munitionsman

    Oct 06, 2011, 8:56 #13888

    No decent player would join AWFC. None. And thats why the one's we have want to leave. Its over. He has to go. Many would want to join a renewed AFC under Carlo

  3. Fozzy's mate

    Oct 06, 2011, 8:40 #13887

    The clubs accounts recently published pre transfer profit this summer (still unbelievable) shows a cash reserve of 115 million. Yet in the market we scrape around like a regional championship club desperate to extract value which Kronke says is OGLs best quality. At the same time we increase what are already footballs highest prices and alienate already irate fans. A mega business owned by 2 multi billionaires falling apart at the seems (on the pitch) while being run like a skint corner shop. Mclaren left Forest complaining about a transfer window 2 million net spend, while our 16 year net spend is 12 million. You really couldn't make it up. When RVP goes in the summer we really will be relegation candidates and will not be able to attract any decent players rising stars or not.

  4. Tippy Tappy is ***t!

    Oct 06, 2011, 8:20 #13885

    Too much hair splitting. Dissecting the microscopic. Arsenal under Wenger since our 'what was the point of leaving Highbury' relocation, can be summed up like this. Plenty of style, but alas no SUBSTENCE! The project is really kaput and we all know it. Wenger out! O'Neill, Benitez, Ancellotti, Rijkaard, Hiddink, van Basten-plenty of candidates! Others too. How about Ottmar Hitzveld as caretaker with Wenger acting as interpreter!

  5. Wombledin

    Oct 06, 2011, 1:06 #13882

    What a nothing article. Wenger's cunning plan is to buy a rising start and build a new era of success around it DOH. He did that with Fabregas years ago and look where we are. Sounds like a diehard AKB desperately trying to hang on to his rapidly depleting respect for Wenger.

  6. Stevesam

    Oct 05, 2011, 22:48 #13880

    AW said "Manchester United have chosen one route we have chosen another" After more than five years, I'll leave you to work out which route was the most successful. There is only one person to blame - AW, the 'Project' has failed.

  7. king gooner

    Oct 05, 2011, 17:44 #13872

    we need "deino" back.and soon!hopefully will bring jaaba hut with him!

  8. CD

    Oct 05, 2011, 13:23 #13855

    The only cunning plan required is a P45 for Wenger!!

  9. Fishpie

    Oct 05, 2011, 12:47 #13852

    Great piece Michael and straight to the heart of the issue. There is only way one forward. The Cunning Plan is I'm afraid obvious. Kreonke, if he really believes in Wenger, has to give up on the self-sustainability model(at least in the short term until the Financial Fair Play regulations come into full force). He has to invest some of his billions into ensuring we can keep the 4/5 key players we currently have and to get at least one new stonking name in (a player whose reputation in the game is genuinely impressive to other players) in order to re-establish the club's credibility as a major force. We need a Bergkamp moment. The world looked up when he joined. Others wanted to join. To be attractive to other players, the club needs to ooze re-newed ambition. Wenger needs a significant player to stand alongside him, to symbolise that Wenger is still an inspirational figure for today's best players and not, as many fear, a spent force. Kreonke needs to help Wenger do that. The reality is that Wenger is a great manager when he is managing great players and a far less powerful one when the players are merely average or poor. If the club really can't afford great players, Kreonke and the board need to realise the limited effect a purist manager can have on limited players and instead turn to a manager who is a brilliant pragmatist who knows how to get the best in organisational and spirit terms from less gifted players. Kreonke needs to put his money where his mouth is.

  10. Graham Simons, Gooner

    Oct 05, 2011, 12:27 #13850

    The defensive problem we have will NOT be sorted out by throwing money at it. What's most worrying about our back four is that they make the same mistakes regardless of the personnel. When you have a proper defensive coach, you can afford to lose a player and the set up doesn't suffer - think Linigan, in for Bould , in '93. We'll continue to ship goals until either a) Wenger recruits a defensive coach or b) Wenger gets sacked.

  11. arsenaloudin

    Oct 05, 2011, 12:04 #13846

    I whole-heartedly subscribe to the idea of buying a leader character player to lead our team . Because thats exactly what we are missing in this team. I am not saying Van Persie is rubbish but we duly need a character in the mould of Patrick Viera or Wayne Rooney . Fighter, never say die attitude. Never letting their head down. The spirit permeated through the team can sustain the team to achieve anything that we ever dream of. The manager too should not show his frustration in public because its contagious. His players are watching him.

  12. Arsenals Plan

    Oct 05, 2011, 12:02 #13845

    Most of the problems at Arsenal stem from the decision not to sign any players over the age of 30. This is absolute madness! How many great players in great teams have we seen over the age of 30? Players like McAllister, Strachan,Adams, Beardsly,Bergkamp etc etc were absolutely marvellous after they turned 30. This is when you really gain vision and the all important experience! However came up with that cunning plan at Arsenal should be hung for the public. The back for in any team requires this experience, and also a leader who has seen it for many years! I can not get around around this decision which arsenal took many years ago. Fabregas, RvP etc had players like Viera, Henry, Pires to learn from. Who do the kids have now? Is RVP at 27 the oldest member of the team? Madness! Just a side note: Marco Van Basten as next arsenal manager? He has experience with working with kids, enjoys attacking football, would attract world class players, speaks his mind and would keep RVP happy!

  13. Gman

    Oct 05, 2011, 11:28 #13842

    "J'accuse • Wenger of ignoring defensive frailties over the last 5 years and not buying tried and tested premiership defenders or goalkeepers and not using a defensive coach • Wenger of pampering to the boards notion that the new stadium could be paid for in such a short time whilst fleecing the fans and selling off our best players • Fiszman and Bracewell-Smith of selling their shares to the the yank to prevent Dein from getting back on the board with Usmanov • The board for letting Wenger have too much control and for letting him carry on regardless of success, and turning our beloved Arsenal into a business first and a football club second. • Gazidis for feeding us with bull**** and platitudes. telling us that funds are available, and failing to negotiate differential wage structures to keep players and to attract top class ones to the club • Kroenke for buying into a football club and not making any funds available to strengthen the squad let alone keep the decent players we had. If we’re going to have a continuous rebuilding programme of the team then let’s do it properly starting first with getting rid of the yank and his bell boy, then the board, then if Wenger doesn’t buck his ideas up, he should go. As things stand though, in reality we can only hope we limp through the season, have a good run after Christmas and finish fourth, now that would be some achievement?!.

  14. Theo's Underpants Designer

    Oct 05, 2011, 11:11 #13840

    Sorry matey but most Arsenal supporters want - and have done so for the past 2 or 3 years - Wenger to buy a couple of genuinely world class and experienced players to supplement the youngsters we already have, rather than another supposed 'rising star'. Not sure if you've noticed but the 'not so cunning' plan that you propose has been playing out before our eyes for at least the last few years and, much like the ideas of the aforementioned Baldrick, it patently hasn't worked.

  15. GoonerGoal!

    Oct 05, 2011, 11:09 #13839

    The Club has to demonstrate incontrovertibly that the results on the pitch are as important as those in the accounts? Wake up, it will never happen! Kroenke's US sporting business philosophy is to run profitable teams that are always on the periphary of success while being run as cheaply as possible. No expensive big names are bought in, and should an in-house "star" emerge who might demand a wage structure busting salary, they are soon sent on their way. Sound familiar?

  16. jumpersforgoalposts

    Oct 05, 2011, 11:08 #13838

    I have a cunning plan, pay PSG to hire Wenger. Gives him a graceful exit, takes him back to his beloved homeland and enables us to hire a Manager who can attract top players based on his reputation. Step forward Carlo Ancelotti or, my favoured option...Guus Hiddink, of course bringing with him his as Assistant Denis Bergkamp and a defensive co-ordinator, a certain Tony Adams. Now how good would that be !

  17. Stumpy Den

    Oct 05, 2011, 10:22 #13834

    If the board are only interested in shares and profit margins, and look at far eastern countries as a new avenue for income generation. Then they have to accept that success in the market goes hand in hand with success on the pitch. Look at Manure, l/pool, and chavski, all have big followings in Asia, why!! success on the pitch = fans that know nothing about the clubs history or tradition following that club. We need success on the pitch, good players to brought in taht want to play for us and have the ability that would help in the markets that the board want to get into. If not, then get rid of the board and bring back Arsenal men that support the club and have the money to back up the plans for success.