Arsène Wenger is obviously passionate about football after all, He has spent his entire life working in, talking about, playing or thinking about football. He is a borderline obsessive student of the game that we all love so dearly and le professeur has spent around 9,861 days working in football management, but I'm starting to believe that he also harbours a secret obsessive passion for 1960s musical theatre as well...
How else can we explain this latest whimsical number from our own Arsène "Tevye" Wenger? In a recent interview with the Sun newspaper Arsène apparently got a bit carried away, burst into song and sounded just liked the character "Tevye" from Fiddler on the Roof when he sang, in his beautiful continental accent, ‘If I had the money, I'd put it on Neymar,’ ‘You can't say that Neymar is Pele as he had won the World Cup by the age of 17.’ ‘He has the potential to be one of the future great strikers but, at the moment, there's a big difference between the Brazilian league and a European league.’
‘If I had the money, (Daidle deedle daidle daidle daidle deedle daidle dum) I'd put it on Neymar.’ (‘All day long I'd biddy-biddy-bum….if I were a wealthy man!’)
I don't know about you, fellow Gooners, but I was under the impression that Arsène Wenger did have money to spend in the transfer market but was choosing, rather than being forced, to be frugal. This statement from the Arsenal manager seems to suggest otherwise. Are we as fans expected to read his latest comments to the press as a thinly-veiled plea for cash to spend in January from the board? Or is this just a flippant comment about a player whom Arsène Wenger considers safe to discuss because he views him as ridiculously unobtainable due to the much reported interest in him from clubs such as Real Madrid and Barcelona?
Whilst, in all seriousness, the chances of us Gooners seeing a huge-name signing like Neymar gracing the pitch at Ashburton Grove anytime soon is extremely unlikely, we, as fans who care deeply about the future of our club, should take a long hard look at how Arsenal could and should be thinking about spending the resources that they currently have at their disposal.
The most obvious area that requires strengthening is up front, because an injury to Van Persie doesn't bear thinking about when you consider the lack of quality strikers in our squad.
I'm sure many of you have played the game in the pub with your friends where you go through the Premiership table and pick at least one striker from each team that you would prefer to see in an Arsenal shirt instead of Park or Chamakh, and, if you haven't tried this already, then I strongly suggest you do so, because the results may just surprise you.
Here is what we came up with in about five minutes (not including obvious superstars at top clubs such as Rooney, Drogba, Suarez etc)
West Brom: Odemwingie
Aston Villa: Bent, Agbonlahor
Wolves: Doyle
Blackburn: Yakubu
Bolton: Davies, Klasnic
Newcastle: Ba
Chelsea: Anelka, Sturridge, Kalou
Manchester United: Berbatov Welbeck
Everton: Saha
Tottenham: Defoe
Norwich: Stephen Fletcher
Liverpool: Kuyt, Carroll
Manchester City: too obvious!
Wigan: Rodallega
These are just a few of the names that came up, and I'm sure that you will have a few more of your own to add to that list, but it makes you wonder why our second and third strikers are of such a low standard that we would seriously rather have someone like Kevin Davies, Rodallega or Anelka in the squad when we supposedly have a profit from the sales of Nasri and Fabregas sitting in the bank alongside the perpetually-untouched but often-cited "Transfer war chest".
You can play the same game with goalkeepers as well, and, after the shocking displays of both Flappy-handski and Mannone in Greece, one could argue that an injury to our Chesney could be as crippling to our chances of a top-four finish this season as an injury to Van Persie would be.
When Fabianski was injured against Olympiacos, I was surprised that he didn't manage to misjudge or mistime his hop on to the stretcher, as he was getting his angles wrong all night and his positional play was atrocious.
As for Mannone... his ridiculous attempt at a scissor-kick clearance, when a simple catch would have been far more appropriate, left me thinking that Chesney would still be a better option than the hapless Italian... even if he somehow broke both of his arms in some freakish weightlifting accident or something similar.
The good news for us fans is that the last time our chances of a top-four finish were in serious doubt by January, Arsène Wenger went out and bought Andrey Arshavin for big money and look how well that one turned out for us, fellow Gooners!!