Bow to Leper Messiah

Wenger is our Clough and it hurts so much.



Bow to Leper Messiah

Lars Ulrich: The new Alan Hansen?


(Ed’s note – This piece was submitted after the cup defeats in Milan and Sunderland, so we are running it as a snapshot of opinion, although that is not to suggest that the author himself has changed his view)

I've been channelling my anger and disgust at what has been happening at Arsenal Football Club into my music recently, and I have found myself playing some heavy stuff rather than getting into a punch-up outside the ground like some kind of monster.

I was working on a cover of Metallica's "Leper Messiah" last night and was struck by how much the lyrics applied to Arsène Wenger and Arsenal Football Club. I'll break it down at the end of the piece for those who don't get why on earth Leper Messiah should be playing over the Emirates PA (come the revolution), instead of that "The Wonder of You" or "Na na nana na, Baby give it up" dogs***e. Doesn't make an atmosphere, that fluffy stuff, does it?

I would like to beg the overly litigious Metallica not to sue their adoring fans and I'm hereby claiming fair use of this song and these lyrics for educational use. Besides, I don't make a penny from being a struggling session guitarist anyway you Napster-slaying Millionaire Gods of Rock!

Leper Messiah
Spineless from the start, sucked into the part
Circus comes to town, you play the lead clown
Please, please
Spreading his disease, living by his story
Knees, knees
Falling to your knees, suffer for his glory
You will

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get a better seat
Bow to leper messiah

Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix
Blind devotion came, rotting your brain
Chain, chain
Join the endless chain, taken by his glamour
Fame, fame
Infection is the game, stinking drunk with power
We see

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get the better seat
Bow to leper messiah

Witchery, weakening
Sees the sheep are gathering
Set the trap, hypnotize
Now you follow

Time for lust, time for lie
Time to kiss your life goodbye
Send me money, send me green
Heaven you will meet
Make a contribution
And you'll get the better seat

Lie.

Whether you like to admit or not, you have to admit that Arsène Wenger walked all along the Regents Canal and was known as the Professor by all of my mates who were growing up around Highbury, Holloway and Islington during the early years of the Professor’s reign as Arsenal Boss. To us kids, he was the greatest. He won the league in his first full season and he did it with va va voom to boot. He transformed us from a very decent and typically tough English side into something exciting, something refreshing and something unique. We were all so very proud of our team. Not only could we scrap, but we were a team full of world class footballers.

Even when we lost the odd game here and there to so-called "lesser opposition", we knew in our hearts that we had at least given our opponents a decent game of football. We are now consistently losing to teams like Swansea, Blackburn, West Brom, Tottenham, Sunderland, Stoke and Newcastle. That's Home AND Away, for the benefit of the court record, ladies and gentlemen of the jury.

Under the glorious Arsène Wenger, AFC used to sweep all before them. "Used" and "to" being the operative words here.

Yes, I concede that Arsenal were very quick, incisive and often lethal, with the likes of Wright, Anelka, Overmars, Bergkamp, Vieira, Pires, Ljungberg, Henry, Fabregas, Kanu and Wiltord in the team. We were the Invincibles, and we were kings of London. We must have been something special, because Brian Clough said we were. We Gooners couldn't believe our luck. The great Brian Clough was so enamoured with the Arsenal attack that he actually came to watch us play! The fallen genius that had sensationally won the European Cup with Derby County and Nottingham Forest was passing the torch on to Arsène Wenger that very day.

Arsenal were consistent winners, and every team in the league was terrified of coming to Highbury because they knew in their hearts that they were on a hiding to nothing. Arsène Wenger had successfully blended the world-famous and patented Arsenal defensive organisation with some fantastic attacking signings, and he had done it all on a shoestring budget.

I might not know as much Arsenal history as some of the older, wiser heads who read the Online Gooner, but I'm old enough to remember George Graham's Arsenal team and I have been brought up to understand that Arsenal have a rich tradition of solid goalkeepers and solid defensive play that stretches back beyond even the fabled time of O'Leary, Jennings, Rice and Wilson, when I wasn't yet even a twinkle in my daddy's eye.

My point is that Arsène Wenger grafted his attacking philosophy on top of the traditional "Arsenal way" of playing, and that the Arsenal defensive philosophy must have carried through Wenger's early reign as manager because the players were passing it on themselves.

Graham played in a top-quality Arsenal defence and then went on to assemble the greatest Arsenal defence in history, the mighty Adams, Seaman, Keown, Winterburn, Bould and Dixon through whom the famous Arsenal defensive cycle was peaking. A successful Arsenal defender was now managing the team, and had them all dancing to his tune. Adams et al then passed the torch on to Petit, Vieira, Campbell, Touré, Lauren, Cole and Lehmann. It is not by coincidence that Arsenal haven't won a single trophy since the time when Vieira, Keown and Campbell were involved with the club.

The only way for Arsène Wenger to sort out his defence is to be humble and bring back some of Graham's boys to coach the defence for him. I know that Wenger will always be far too stubborn to allow that to happen, but that is exactly what he needs to do if he wants to remain as Arsenal manager, my fellow Gooners!


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  1. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 21, 2012, 9:04 #20419

    Sure I could do a master of puppets analogy but after the reception this one got I think it's better off just left inside my head

  2. Western Gooner 1970

    Mar 20, 2012, 19:54 #20418

    I asume there's an analogy of Master of Puppets or Creeping Death to come at some point?

  3. officepest

    Mar 19, 2012, 16:46 #20381

    Not quite sure when DCFC won the European Cup but I do remember NCFC winning it back to back.

  4. GoonerGoal!

    Mar 17, 2012, 21:29 #20368

    As happy as I am with the how the players new attitude and resilience has brought about our recent run of results, I refuse to believe that Wenger had any part to play in the change. Remember, we were 0-2 down at the time to a Spurs team ripping us apart evry they attacked, but then we hit a post and it was like they all saw the light simultaneously. Wenger at the time was frozen in his seat with his arms folded wondering just how bad a result this was going to end up. We will end up potless for the 7th year in a row, but I support the team. The manager, his toadies, the board and the owner can still do one as far as I am concerned.

  5. RED FRED

    Mar 16, 2012, 21:44 #20360

    @Joe Fitzpatrick,please leave the whacky baki alone, it does you no favours although i admire your spirit!

  6. R Meade

    Mar 16, 2012, 12:18 #20340

    Graham Simons gooner cannot agree with you that GGs defence were not better individually than today's excuse for a defence, come on can you imagine what John Fashanu would have done to Kos? He cannot handle today's powder puff players. As for caps won well our big German so called cb proves there worth.

  7. Gare Kekeke

    Mar 16, 2012, 11:56 #20339

    I agree with Ron & Allybear. Having turned 32 this week, my support for The Arsenal began back in January 1987 so the George Graham era for me like you and many Gooners of a certain age was a special period for the club that sadly gets neglected these days because of the so-called ‘boring’ football tag. Really? Six trophies in eight-and-a-half seasons, top goalscrorers in two title winning campaigns? The ‘boring boring Arsenal’ thing really started in 1992/93 (two cup wins apart of course). Too many AKB’s and officials at The Arsenal dismiss that period because of Wenger’s achievements from his arrival 1996 to the present day. Although to be fair to the man, he does deserve credit for his overall outstanding contribution to the club since his arrival. As Ron has mentioned, the Wenger years will pass off as great years and rightly so but only because of the Sky hype. What about the Herbert Chapman era? Do we dismiss that too because it happened in the 1920s & 1930s? The Clough comparison is interesting because of the similarities. Those who remember Clough and know his history well would recall that he always needed Peter Taylor. His great achievements at Derby & Forest (with two European Cups at the latter) were achieved with Taylor. Without Taylor for his ill-fated brief spell at Leeds (player-power there just like the present day Chelsea) and at Forest from 1982 to his retirement (sadly Taylor died in 1990 with the two still bickering from their fallout at the City Ground), Clough couldn’t sustain his earlier triumphs. Wenger will need a good No.2 who can teach him a few things, but would Wenger allow it? I have my doubts and he has shown a hesitancy recently to welcome a new voice and tactical insight to improve this current team. But hey, I could be wrong. Up The Arsenal!

  8. Half Full

    Mar 16, 2012, 11:55 #20338

    Felt much the same after the cup defeats but things are so different now. The same players that passively capitulated in Milan and at Sunderland are contesting matches to the end like tigers. I don't understand how the transformation came about but Arsene must have had something to do with it. Let's hope the club can break with recent traditions and invest sensibly to strengthen the squad this summer and take advantage of the current upsurge in belief.

  9. Gooner 48

    Mar 16, 2012, 11:09 #20336

    'Graham played in a top-quality Arsenal defence' sums this article up. Total rollocks.

  10. Chris

    Mar 16, 2012, 10:16 #20334

    Clough went down hill due to alcoholism. Wenger doesn't drink and is far from finished. He's doing a great job in difficult circumstances. Next season, we will be very strong, as Mandy Dodd points out.

  11. Tom

    Mar 16, 2012, 7:50 #20332

    The comparison with Clough is perfect.Two once great managers who stayed on too long and didnt know when to quit.And the end was very sad

  12. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 16, 2012, 7:45 #20331

    Arsene Knows- I didn't nick anything from a podcast that I haven't even heard of. The Wenger-clough parallels are obvious and Metallica are quality.

  13. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 16, 2012, 7:08 #20330

    Johnny magic- well done! You spotted my second deliberate mistake! You win.... Nothing! Yeah I think I am gonna stay off the whacky baccy.

  14. Arsene Knows

    Mar 16, 2012, 5:04 #20329

    The author's Clough theory was nicked from the "Footballistically Arsenal" blokes who made the same assertion in the wake of the defeats at Milan and Sunderland (see e.g., 20/2/12 podcast). Also, Metallica = rubbish. Up the Arsenal.

  15. CanadaGooner

    Mar 16, 2012, 4:05 #20328

    Had to take several tea breaks before I could read through this article to it's lengthy end. All I can say is: ooh to, oooh to be, ooh to be a...Gooner! Man Utd's results one could overlook as they've won it all and in recent years. But looking at Man City just makes you laugh dont it? all that oil money pi**ed away!!! The owners could have bought Rangers, Portsmouth, Port Vale and every other club going under in the UK and still had some change left! Wenger's been hopeless for 7 seasons and really needs a re-think, but you simply have to look at Mancini and wonder what Mourinho would have won with City by now... Come on you Gooners!!!! second place may not be entirely out of reach yet... ha ha

  16. Johhny Magic

    Mar 15, 2012, 22:24 #20327

    Clough didn't win he European Cup with Derby. Did it twice with Forest...

  17. allybear

    Mar 15, 2012, 21:58 #20326

    Ron i have been a fan since 1969& GG was an excellent midfielder&also later an excellent manager. I have never been a fan of Wenger&look forward to the day when he is no longer manager. The team under GG had real bottle&battled for everything. I do however concede that foorball is now completely different&the style now is "tippy tappy"&less direct than it was. I do hope that Arsenal continue the good run but still think that a new manager is needed.

  18. Mandy Dodd

    Mar 15, 2012, 21:11 #20324

    Joe, we were all down after the Milan and Sunderland defeats but hopefully form since then has buoyed the mood. Much can be said about our faults and failings real orperceived, but ultimately, we lost 2 of our best, and a very experienced Lb in the summer, then we went through what was even by our standards, a freak injury spell with all our main FBs injured. Now, we have more balance, the confidence has been flowing... since Sagna grabbed the season by the scruff. If we keep Robin, get Jack back, add two of three, we will have a very very strong team next year. Maybe Steve Bould in the mix as well .At the moment, all that matters is for this team to continue in powering their way to 3rd.

  19. maguiresbridge gooner

    Mar 15, 2012, 16:47 #20318

    We have been talking about the defence for years now it never was and never will be as good as the famous five especially with some of the players that came through its ranks but the ingredient (for want of a better word)it lacked and still does is proper coaching if MK had been kept on after 2006 or any of the old guard in recent years there's no doubt it would have made a difference.GG may not have been a defender but he knew the most important part of a team is a solid defence and he knew how to build one but the most important thing of all he knew how to coach it and your quite right about the keepers the wilsons jennings luckic seaman they all made their mistakes yes, but could always be relied upon in a tight corner we have one out of three at the minute who would fall into that category although he is by no means the finished article GG knew nothing about goal keeping but he made sure he had the best coach going at the time BW david seaman is testimony to that. I appreciate this was written before our current fantastic run of form but i agree we still need proper defensive coaching and i include goalkeeping in that our present system hasn't helped our other two keepers and we don't want chezz going the same way as for our defence i would love to see one of the old guard come in we've all heard the bould, keown, adams, rumors we will have to wait and see if as you say joe wenger has the strength to quit his addiction to power and bring in some of grahams boys but if they start getting referred to as grahams boys i would very much doubt it.

  20. Graham Simons Gooner

    Mar 15, 2012, 13:55 #20315

    Geez - go easy on the fella. Yes George Graham wasn't a defender but your point about the defence seems quite valid. Individually, the defence we have is much better than the famous back four. Bouldy and Winterburn had very few England caps - our current defence is continually capped by their countries. I think our biggest problem is connected to having players that are overpaid are not willing to improve. If you screw up - fine - learn from your mistakes. Making the same mistakes in defence week after week is unforgiveable.

  21. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 15, 2012, 13:33 #20313

    Article sloppy? Check. Fact checking way way off? Check. It's pretty obvious that I was in a much darker haze back then because after the capitulations against Sunderland and Milan I wasn't exactly optimistic about the upcoming games against The Scum, Liverpool at Anfield, The Milan return leg and Newcastle. I couldn't possibly have dreamed that we would win all of those fixtures. Maybe it's my luck? If I just keep slating the team and the manager Arsenal will win the league and European cup! Eh, Wombledin? Whaddya think about that?

  22. When we were boring!

    Mar 15, 2012, 12:35 #20312

    This song's not working and I'm not going to break it down for you. you don't go from spineless to having a spine in a minute. This is too simplistic if you remember AW did not buy anyone in January so he did not buy a spine, so where did the spine come from? combination of forces such as bad planning, unpredictable events and bad performances etc. Set the season on a bad footing. An old football analogy says "It is not how you start is how you finish" this is true but a better truism for me is "You can't win the league in August (or at the start of the season), but you can loose it"

  23. Jekyll

    Mar 15, 2012, 12:06 #20309

    I agree with many of your points but you have undermined yourself by describing GG as a defender. It's well before my time as well but it's not difficult to look up AFC history and see what type of player Graham was.

  24. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 15, 2012, 10:57 #20308

    Bridgers. You're right. I overstretched and started to talk about things that happened before I was born. Sorry for that schoolboy error.

  25. Ron

    Mar 15, 2012, 10:27 #20306

    I might be alone, but to be frank ive always preferred George Graham and his teams and for sure i preferred our 1971 vintage as well. Your comment about 'lesser opponents'is telling. Theres been a feeling for some years amongst younger fans that thats actually true and their attitude stinks like rotten vegetation of it, especially whenever another team scores, never mind actually beats Arsenal! Snobbery of the worst kind and its preposterous as well as utterly disrespectful. You know how it goes ... the 'you live in a shi----e' and 'youve only come to see the Arsenal' stuff at away games. Its unedifying at best and is why others Clubs fans often detest Arsenal in the main and love to do whatever it takes to beat them. Under GG we were hard, didnt roll over for anybody, won trophies, were respected and gave respect, top team in London, had great players, played good football (apart only from 1993 to his sacking). We also played in a football stadium, not a theatre, a place that terrified visitors and was classy but earthy as Arsenal teams have always been. AW has done well, but the Club has changed. It now believes its own hype. AW s teams have never dominated the football scene in the true sense of the word ie like Liverpool and Utd have in their great epochs. This has been due to being brittle, moody, mardy arsed and not fancying a fight when smooth football didnt hack it. The Wenger years will pass as 'great' years no doubt, its lasting impression though has been aided and abetted by the fact it occured in the SKY era. Arsenal in my view, were better, stronger and had a better fan base in the years before 1996 than it has now. Smaller Club? Yes, no doubt but much of its heart and soul has been lost since AW rocked up.The younger fan today is welcome to it. I accept that Arsenal like all other Clubs are a product of what football has become but im sick and tired of the general impression often espoused, that everything pre Wenger was somehow of lesser value and content. It wasnt. It was different and for me, far better. I shall miss going to live games for a while im sure, but i shall just remind myself that Arsenal has become a Club of little real substance and that fans are just 'units' in todays football World.

  26. Joe Fitzpatrick

    Mar 15, 2012, 10:03 #20305

    I'm gonna get mullerred for this one now we've been winning. Please understand that I was very upset at the time. Honest. Please be gentle. Bring it on.

  27. Chris

    Mar 15, 2012, 9:13 #20303

    Your point of view is of course valid but this shows the problems with knee-jerk reactions. IF Arsenal finish third, perhaps Joe / Kevin et al should really have 'judged him in May', rather than after every bad run. And why do you persist with this puerile AKB/AMG division? Is it not possible that some people rationally believe the manager is doing a good job (over all) in difficult circumstances and that no one could do better? That doesn't have to amount to being a sheep / cult member / hero worship or whatever else you lot come up with, it might just be the valid opinion that some folk have come up with.....

  28. Tony Evans

    Mar 15, 2012, 8:53 #20302

    Having grown up with the Arsenal sides of the late sixties and early seventies and then on through to George Graham's team, Arsenal's great strength was their resilience. We had a few skilful players too mind and I always thought Graham's team was never given the credit deserved for the number of goals scored - it wasn't all about the famous back four. Our great delight when Wenger came along and added the panache, style and lightening quick play that saw us the best team in the country has now turned to incredulity as we have watched him throw away this winning formula, and to anger, as other teams have copied it. I am not saying it is easy to find the right players but at the very least I want to see Wenger trying to build a similar side to the ones that served him so well in his early years. Why has he thrown it all away and please do not say lack of money (Mandy!) because even on a tight budget he could have done so much better than Denilson, Almunia and all the rest we have suffered for far too long. I live in hope that Wenger has at last seen the error of his ways or if not that he goes at the end of the season.

  29. Bridgers

    Mar 15, 2012, 8:38 #20301

    Amazing!! Basing an article on a false premise! Obviously this writer was watching a different Arsenal side to me in the early 1970's as I remember George "Stroller" Graham as an inside forward (what would nowadays be called an attacking midfield player. He certainly wasn't a defender, in fact, as his nickname suggests he wasn't, in his playing days, tha same character he became as a manager.

  30. Wombledin

    Mar 15, 2012, 8:38 #20300

    For pity's sake, spare us your Metallica symbolic deep n meaningful lyrics bollox, and stay off the wacky backy.

  31. john

    Mar 15, 2012, 8:32 #20299

    Why on earth publish this? It would have been poor directly after the cup defeats, it is preposterous now.