David O’Brien 
Monday
• 9am- 12 - The use of the kitchen sink (inc what to throw prior to the Kitchen Sink)
• 1.30pm – 4pm – Getting it in to the mixer
• 4.30pm-5.30pm – Jamie Redknapp’s trousers and why so tight
Tuesday
• 9am-12 – Getting into your opponent early doors (inc letting them know they’re in a game)
• 1.30pm-4pm – Getting in amongst them and Getting in their faces
• 4.30pm -5.30pm (for those over 6ft only) – How to be good with your feet for a big lad
Wednesday
• 9am-12 - Joey Barton fight club
• 1.30pm-4pm Ashley Cole Twitter etiquette (how to save yourself £250,000)
• 4.30pm-5.30pm – How to set out your stall
Thursday
• 9am-12 – Diving techniques with guest speakers Gareth Bale & Luis Suarez
• 1.30pm-4pm – Dealing with cold Tuesday nights in Northern Town
• 4.30pm-5.30pm – 110% is mathematically possible with guest speaker Phil Brown
Friday
• 9am-12 – Perfecting the ‘He’s not that type of player’ line after a leg break
• 1.30pm – 4pm – Getting the ball off a player in a telephone box
• 4.30pm-5.30pm - Scoring goals that if a Brazilian had scored we’d be raving about
David O’Brien contributes ‘In The Away End’ to every issue of The Gooner and can be followed on Twitter @davidobrien49
