Don’t Rain On My Parade

Traffic signs tempt fate for one man



Don’t Rain On My Parade


The parking restriction signs are already up in Drayton Park. It’s reassuring, isn’t it, to know that the Arsenal Victory Parade has been so professionally organised well in advance. Or is it? When I first saw the picture of the parking restriction sign I was, in turn, surprised, then quite angry and finally saddened. After all, could this be seen as arrogance on the part of the club and isn’t there the small matter of winning the FA Cup first? Arsenal are firm favourites with the bookies to lift the trophy, but we all remember only too well what happened so recently against no-hopers Birmingham City.

I do acknowledge that many people have no problem with the arrangement; after all, it makes sense to plan to minimise disruption, ensure the roads are clear and also for safety reasons; Hull apparently have organised something similar. However, I do believe this sort of move is tempting providence - wasn’t something similar arranged – and subsequently cancelled – to follow the Champions League Final in 2006? Egg? Faces? Need I say more?

Surely it could have been done with much more style. The word ‘provisional’ somewhere on that sign would make quite a difference, or maybe “…in the event of Arsenal winning the FA Cup this Saturday”. The club could even, quite legitimately, organise a 4th place Trophy parade, no cup required, which I’m sure would have made the Manager and Board extremely proud. A win on Saturday would then provide the required piece of silverware for the party.

Finally, there is the possibility that this sort of thing could be used to fire up the opposition. If that sounds a bit far-fetched, many will recall the second leg of the Littlewoods Cup semi-final at SHL in 1987. At half-time Arsenal were virtually down and out, trailing 2-0 on aggregate, but as the players trudged down the tunnel the distribution arrangements for Spurs Cup Final tickets were announced on the club tannoy. Given the players’ response - Arsenal memorably rescued a lost cause and went on to win the cup – it was suggested afterwards that George Graham’s half-time team talk had been done for him!

I don’t recall this sort of “in your face” approach for our Wembley appearances last century, so isn’t this really a bit OTT? Has Islington Council inadvertently provided Steve Bruce with a useful piece of extra ammunition for his pre-match Team Talk? Or am I just showing my nervousness, given the importance of our club ending the silverware drought? Now where’s that piece of yellow ribbon?

(Ed’s note – Just a quick one if you are in the Wembley area early tomorrow (Friday) morning – ‘Good Morning Britain’ are asking for any Arsenal supporters in the Wembley area on Friday morning to pop down to Wembley Way at the Stadium end from 6.15am for a live broadcast. There will be Hull fans there as well so they are looking to try and get a bit of pre-cup final spirit going. Andi Peters will be presenting his ‘wheel of cash’ so a chance to win some money as well as getting on the TV. So if you want to be one of those faces waving manically at the camera behind a TV presenter, now’s your big chance!)


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  1. Westlower

    May 16, 2014, 17:15 #51513

    @JJ, Like you we have happy memories of the Newcastle cup final. Beautiful sunny day, wandering around Leicester Square early in the morning, waiting for opening time. Feeling hungry & thirsty I looked through the locked glass door of Cafe Flo. The Chelsea supporting manager kindly unlocked the door and ushered us in, opened up a bottle of red (we had to pretend it was coke so he didn't get in trouble). He was a great host & shortly afterwards he got a top job in hospitality at the Bridge. After the game we went back to the Plimsoll (Auld Triangle) to meet up with friends before heading back to Leicester Square. Great final, when Newcastle missed a good opportunity we knew it was going to be our day. I remember going absolutely ballistic when Overmars scored the opener, followed by a superb finish by Anelka. Same again tomorrow please.

  2. David the Price is Ian Wright Wright right!

    May 16, 2014, 15:32 #51508

    Cornish Gooner - yes that's the one. Thanks for revealing it. I will look it up. C'mon you rip roaring reds!

  3. A Cornish Gooner

    May 16, 2014, 14:40 #51506

    David The Price. Not sure whether it's already been mentioned elsewhere, but there is a Dunn & Co advert on YouTube. Just Google Dunn & Co FA Cup.

  4. jjetplane

    May 16, 2014, 14:39 #51505

    Westie - that song brings tears to the eyes When my brother popped over from New Jersey for the Chelski final we were in the Gunners friday night and he kicked off with '... never let the glory fade/long may they reign/so let us all give out with/up the Gunners up the Gunners Goal! more tears Big hot sunny day tomorrow - brings me back to that mad day at wembley with Overmars and Anelka - that was naughty as in the morning we were outside the pins waiting for it to open Happy days and good luck to all of us saturday!

  5. BADARSE

    May 16, 2014, 13:04 #51497

    David the Price, well said buddy, we are the Arsenal! That says it all. I have a strong feeling the mood is right at the Grove. We just need to do this thing. Aaron has helped carry us over the line in the PL, as I have banged on about for a while; he is only halfway there, part two is to help get us over the line at Wembley. Good old Arsenal.

  6. David the Price is Ian Wright Wright right!

    May 16, 2014, 10:49 #51492

    Thanks Westie. Like reading yours too!

  7. Westlower

    May 16, 2014, 10:02 #51490

    @David the Price, Enjoyed reading your post. A bit of calm among the PMT. Let's all put on our optimistic hats on and leave the inquests until after the game, should one be required.

  8. David the Price is Ian Wright Wright right!

    May 16, 2014, 8:57 #51489

    It wasn't that long ago when our Fa cup record was near even between wins and losses. Whilst only losing to Liverpool in 2001 (when we shouldn't of), we have managed to claw away with consecutive wins. Another tomorrow will put us on top with ManYoo equalling their 11 wins from 18 finals. Man Sh***y, Chelsea & Liverpool have a way to go to equal that. Our cup tradition is such that in the past there was a commercial on telly showing two northern flat cap chaps saying in their coarse accents (by gum) that they had drawn Arsenal in the cup. Said by both I might add with consternation!! We are the Arsenal. I am proud of that for sure., Make no mistake, in many parts of our fair land Arsenal are known culturally as the big bad southerner. We have faced Huddersfield, Sheffield Utd, Leeds Utd, Sheff Weds, and now Hull City from Yorkshire. Let's etch ourselves further in their memory for the wrong reasons. Tick tock tick tock we are the Highbury clock.......

  9. 1973

    May 16, 2014, 8:21 #51488

    Badarse - thanks for your thoughts. Perhaps Wigan, defeating Man City last year when yet again few thought it possible means ill fortune can pass us by. Surely this means we will do it....

  10. Out Wenger...OUT!!!

    May 16, 2014, 8:12 #51487

    If further proof is needed to rebuild a team then the lowering of the colours to Hull would provide that.

  11. BADARSE

    May 16, 2014, 7:07 #51486

    @1973, I was at Hillsborough for the 1973 S/F, standing with the rest of the Arsenal fans in the Leppings Lane End. It was a dull and overcast day, unlike the bright, sunny, and warm Spring afternoon there in 1971 against Stoke. The whole game was turgid. Broken play and interruptions, with all rhythm destroyed. We were lethargic and couldn't get going at all. I gave my view of what the final would be like, a constant view. Immediately afterwards and right up to the game itself. That was that Leeds would now definitely not slip up. They would learn by our mistake, our belief that we were on our way to Wembley. They would steamroller Sunderland. Arsenal v Leeds again, wasn't it obvious, wasn't it written? They had to believe the cup would be retained, their trophy once more. It just didn't happen, and despite the lion's share of the play relinquished it. As a reflection it marked an end for this indomitable side. Leeds began their slow but inevitable slide. Nothing is ever destiny. It is determined as we approach any given set of circumstances. It is impossible to tempt fate as fate is abstract and inanimate. You can be left with a sense of embarrassment though, and unanswered questions as to how a better team didn't beat a lesser side. The answer is in fine margins and fickle fortune. We just have to sweat blood and be prepared to die for the cause, then we are halfway there. Come on Arsenal!

  12. LJB

    May 16, 2014, 1:36 #51484

    Letters were sent out recently to residents concerning a possible Chelsea Victory parade to celebrate winning the league and CL (!!!).Same with Liverpool;Blue Arrow were even advertising for temporary stewards. Hull have a similar parade planned.I am always cynical when Arsenal fans talk about a media agenda but I must say in this case I feel it is justified.The signs are nothing to do with Arsenal,they have been put up by Islington Council which is why they don't contain the words "possible" which is unfortunate. In this day and age spontaneous celebrations have been outlawed by over officious rules and regulations so everything has to be preplanned,tempting fate.

  13. 1973

    May 16, 2014, 0:43 #51483

    The mighty Leeds Utd thought they had the final won also. They came up against Bob Stokoe's Rokerites. I remember that final well. Sunderland put us out and a gods Man City side out on their way to Wenbley. This Leeds side was in the day awesome. They had been at the pinnacle of English Football but line Arsenal quite unlucky. They were all over Sunderland, post, bar, goalkeeping miracles. Leeds got done 1-0 in one of the Fa cup!s biggest upsets of all time. I for one am cautious. C'mon Arsenal, c'mon Arsenal...!

  14. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 15, 2014, 22:51 #51477

    MARCUS, if we're beat and the chance of another trophy is thrown away he should resign within the hour but he's that arrogant he won't, when he's got away with all the other humiliations and embarrassments i'd fully expect his fans to forgive this one as well, but that scenario won't arise it's going to be a win and a good one ( and i sincerely hope it is) it's set up nicely for him to come out smelling of roses after all the humiliations, and we all know how he does that, and the new contract will be announced and all will be rosy in the garden again.

  15. Unchives

    May 15, 2014, 21:58 #51475

    Gooners.....Gooners!

  16. MarkH

    May 15, 2014, 21:35 #51473

    She wore, she wore, she wore a yellow ribbon She wore a yellow ribbon in the merry month of May And when ,I asked, her why she wore the ribbon, she said I am wearing for my true love and his gone to Wembley ! Comon you Gunners!

  17. Tony

    May 15, 2014, 20:06 #51471

    Arsenal's history is littered by cup final shockers.My worst was the Ipswich game it was a 1-0 battering.They hit the woodwork 3 times.The old joke was what turns up at the cup final and is ever used?Malcolm MacDonald.I just hope Wenger picks his best side.That means no Flappy No TV No Jack No Sanogoal.We need to win no time for sentiment.Remember the team he put out in the league cup final v Chelsea?My wish is win or lose Wenger quits.

  18. You know it makes sense

    May 15, 2014, 19:48 #51470

    why are you suprised ? do you have arsenal club down as some sort of smart astute club ? far from it. bumbling idiots with a great fan base, history and a manager who has discovered the ''formula'' (beat as many of the bottom 13 teams as you can home and away and you can get 78 points..) but anyway the guys who walk out at wembley should be as fired up as any arsenal side as ever been. they owe the fans the owe the manager and they owe it to themselves to earn their keep.

  19. Westlower

    May 15, 2014, 19:44 #51468

    @Badarse, If you can't think of anything to say, try singing an old favourite. To the tune of You Are My Sunshine: You are my Arsenal, my only Arsenal, you make me happy when skies are grey, you'll never know just how much I love you, until you take my Arsenal away..la,la,la,la,la,la.

  20. BADARSE

    May 15, 2014, 19:34 #51467

    Can't think of anything to say...only kidding A Cornish Gooner, ha ha. Me and Gaz with linked arms, and, 'We'll be running round Wembley with the cup! We'll be running round Wembley with the cup!' That sounded good enough to me Gooner, ha ha. Cup Final Crazy. Wow I sound like jjetplane.

  21. Au Revoir Wenger

    May 15, 2014, 19:10 #51466

    In 2003 and 2005 we didnt have a parade when we won the cup.How things have changed

  22. John F

    May 15, 2014, 18:30 #51465

    I live near Hull and I am not so confident. The city is going mad.I am dreading losing. I would never be able to live it down.They would declare a national holiday and play it over and over again for years to come.I am watching it at the Emirates just to get away.Some of them are upset about the notices claiming we are being cocky. The more intelligent ones have posted on the Hull daily Mail website calling the paper stupid for not looking into the story properly.I was at the Ipswich game and we were awful but the one that really got to me was the Luton final 2-1 up with a pen to make it 3 only to lose 3-2

  23. WENGER MUST GO ASAP(MARCUS). HES A BUST

    May 15, 2014, 18:23 #51463

    So if we dont win it. Will wenger still stay in hes job??? or does he deserve to stay in hes job Simple question folks. Should losing to Hull (which I hope does not happen), will wenger get a new contract for such a dire result?? I doubt at any other top club that would result in a sacking ASAP. Would love to heat from the diehard AKBS

  24. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 15, 2014, 17:25 #51462

    Editor, There's a great idea courtesy of Gaz, how about as well as your usual article on the summing up of the match itself you do a separate one on the victory parade for Monday. Just like the match reports it would be good to hear how the day went first hand, atmosphere etc, from someone who was there especially for the fans who can't make it.

  25. Gaz

    May 15, 2014, 17:09 #51460

    @Roy: Have to be honest and say I thought we'd win that game too! Remember thinking winning it would be such a morale booster that we'd go on and win the title. Losing really was an utter disaster. Kind of feel the same way about this game but I just can't see us fu*king it up this time...

  26. Roy

    May 15, 2014, 17:03 #51459

    In the days leading up to the Birmingham game, I had that awful gut wrenching feeling that we would f**k it up. I don't have that this time. Anyone else the same ?

  27. Gaz

    May 15, 2014, 16:32 #51457

    @BADARSE: Wemberlee, Wemberlee, we're the famous Arsenal and we're going to Wemberlee!!!...

  28. BADARSE

    May 15, 2014, 16:27 #51455

    Thanks Howard. No superstitions, no omens, no magic amulets, or black fingers crossing the road, chests or any other place, or anything else remotely cosmic. Two teams gentlemen. Each will be pumped enough. The team who performs better aligned with fortune, good or bad will triumph. I think it will be our redmen. I hope so. Enjoy it in every way you can. To you Gaz, give it the burn buddy. 'We're gunner win the cup! We're gunner win the cup! We're gunner win the cup! We're gunner win the cup!'

  29. Gaz

    May 15, 2014, 16:05 #51454

    I just can't see us not winning this game. Yeah we've all been here before but this really does feel different. And buoyed by all the great Cup memories from posters this week I'm actually really beginning to look forward to saturday now. And whisper this quietly but I'm making every effort to look at things far more positevely (it ain't easy though I can tell ya!!!). I'll explain more on sunday during the victory parade. Come on you Gunners!!!! :-)...

  30. Red Member

    May 15, 2014, 14:12 #51448

    why dont we always have a parade for the 4th placed trophy. after all Wenger does say that is more important

  31. bb

    May 15, 2014, 14:01 #51447

    where we all watching the game saturday? where hasn't sold out?

  32. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 15, 2014, 13:47 #51446

    I don't know if the club are involved or responsible for the notices or not and would doubt it, but there again there are some there at the moment that would know no better but i suppose they would have had to have a hand in planning the route. Yes would it have been hard to begin the notice with, In the event of an Arsenal parade, maybe printings too expensive and it would be showing to much common sense. So yes it could be seen as tempting fate,maybe even complacency from who ever's responsible lets hope it doesn't rub off on the team. But ones things for sure it's going to make us an even bigger laughing stock if something drastic happens and we do actually lose.

  33. Paul Adams

    May 15, 2014, 13:26 #51443

    I desperately want & expect us to win at least so I can wind up all my Chav Colleagues that their team is a new" Specialist in Failure", keep 'em quiet for the Summer anyway, Also I'm paying 3 quid to sit in the Emirates for live screening tomorrow, hopefully good atmosphere in the North Bank.COYG.

  34. WeAreBuildingATeamToDominate

    May 15, 2014, 12:51 #51442

    the parade is surely for the 4th place trophy. Oh, and the 128 days on top of the league trophy too. Looks like we'll need a bigger bus this year.

  35. basil is a gooner

    May 15, 2014, 12:46 #51441

    I agree that it feels like tempting fate and could have been worded better. Or even wait until the Arsenal Ladies have (hopefully) won their Cup Final so we would have two lots of silverware! Rolls Eyes - believe me this is not written by someone who goes out of his way to have a pop at the club!!!!

  36. radfordkennedy

    May 15, 2014, 12:42 #51440

    Mark..agree with you mate with the exception of the Ipswich Final,my recolections of that day is that we were shocking(the performance later blamed on a flu bug in the camp)and it could of been 5-0 they played us off the pitch that day.

  37. Croker

    May 15, 2014, 12:08 #51439

    Don't panic - it's arranged by the Council not the Club. If done at the direction of the latter then that could be seen as arrogance and cause for concern.

  38. Bard

    May 15, 2014, 11:58 #51436

    Carlos: right with you on that mate. Yes it's a cup game and anything can happen but Hull aren't in Arsenal's league. Time to show the much lauded technical skill and mental strength that Wenger is always prattling on about. It's an Arsenal win for sure.

  39. WENGER OUT

    May 15, 2014, 11:42 #51435

    I agree with the gist of your article re not counting your chickens until they've hatched, but WelshGooner is right. Planning constraints rule supreme these days and were we to win the cup, we would be celebrating it when all the players have left for their holidays/the world cup. I take more issue with Gooners who talk as if we've already won the cup, the sign posts are just a necessary evil.

  40. WelshGooner

    May 15, 2014, 11:26 #51434

    Due to planning and parking restrictions the council has to give 7 days notice to residents of anything that will affect them.

  41. Carlos

    May 15, 2014, 11:19 #51433

    Fate has no part to play in this. The team that performs the best on the day will win. Nothing matters other than what the players do on the pitch. If Hull need extra motivation to win an FA Cup Final then they will loose. I expect Arsenal to win because they are the better team.

  42. Tony Evans

    May 15, 2014, 10:56 #51432

    I tend to agree, Howard, and I think the word 'provisional' would have been very sensible. I hate tempting fate in any way and have always been stupidly superstitious as far as Arsenal are concerned. I have always hated players shouting their mouths off too (SuperMac springs to mind immediately)but so far so good on that front.