An alternative Arsenal version
On the twelfth day of Christmas my Arsenal gave to me
12 fans a fighting
11 same old failings
10 years and 2 cups
9 men out injured
8 years no trophies
7 figure salaries
6 dud directors
5 goal drubbings
4th place trophy
3 per cent rises
2 centre backs
And a past it manager he
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Cameron
Dec 26, 2014, 20:08 #63993Hark the AKBs sing! / Glory to the 4th place King!
Cameron
Dec 26, 2014, 19:49 #63991Oh come all ye AKBs Clueless And Brainwashed! Oh Come thee oh come thee to Fourth place tropheee! Come and behold it! Ten years of horse****! Oh come let us adore **** Oh Come let us adore **** OH COME LET US ADORE SHIITTT (Thanks to) ARSENE WENGGERRRR!
maguiresbrige gooner
Dec 26, 2014, 15:22 #63984The Holly and the ivy santa hasn't answered our letters and really let us down, he didn't give a lift to our manager the old clown, so it looks like for another while we'll have to put up with the embarrassments stupid smirks and frowns. The Holly and the ivy dear santa what have you done, we're stuck with TOF standing still and going backwards and slow, as he bumbles about clueless scratching his arse in the snow. The holly and the ivy what are we going to do? just pray in the new year our wish will come true and we'll get rid of TOF once and for all. The holly and the ivy when it eventually comes true and TOF takes the fall as he deserves to do, dear santa we'll have a manager who can make us great again with no more elves and dwarfs who haven't a clue.
maguiresbridge gooner
Dec 24, 2014, 19:49 #63949The holly and the ivy is TOF going to stay will he give us all a Xmas present and do the decent thing and jump on the sleigh, instead of just sitting on his arse and doing nothing but sway. The holly and the ivy we can all at least pray when we wake up in the morning our letter has been answered and he's taken a stroll with a couple of his elves and his whole medical department all the way to the north pole. A Merry Christmas to Everybody.
Rob
Dec 24, 2014, 19:38 #63947Ha ! Ha ! That's brilliant. 6 Dud Directors !!! Merry Christmas one and all.
Th14afc
Dec 24, 2014, 19:26 #63946Haha brilliant
Hiccup
Dec 24, 2014, 18:44 #63943Guys, great stuff! Bloody halarious. Too pissed to have a go myself. Keep up the good work. Merry Xmas all.
maguiresbridge gooner
Dec 24, 2014, 16:42 #63938Jingle bells jingle bells jingle all the way this old fraud wenger is done and had his day, Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way oh what fun we'd all have if he p****d off on a sleigh, oh Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way if the reindeer were to busy the cart horse could save the day, oh Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way all the WOB's rejoicing waving him on his way. Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way all the AKS's crying messiah please stay please stay right through to new years day, oh Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way oh how we'd all laugh when they followed him on his way. Jingle bells Jingle bells Jingle all the way oh what fun it would be to have a proper manager and no more embarrassments from a bumbling old santa every day.
jjetplane
Dec 24, 2014, 15:49 #63935The first Goel/Sanogo did score/was for a certain other manager/in a team we deplore ...
Smithy
Dec 24, 2014, 15:07 #63934Good posts funny stuff. Arsene the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if u ever saw him, you'd thought he was the emperor with new clothes.-( so arrogant doesn't know he's nude, been an emperor for 30 years and no one can judge him on fashion).
Avenell Road
Dec 24, 2014, 14:35 #63933God rest ye merry AKB let nothing you dismay / Remember Monsieur Wenger has just lengthened his stay / 8-2, 6-0, 5-1, 6-3 all big games lost away....
Exeter Gunner
Dec 24, 2014, 13:56 #63931Silent Stan, holy Stan / 4th is calm, 4th is bright Round yon Virgin Arsene and Child / Holy Players so tender and mild / Sleep in heavenly 4th / Sleep in heavenly 4th
maguiresbridge gooner
Dec 24, 2014, 13:15 #63926Nice one Chris, and the rest, jj continuation, our shepherd you are we believe everything you tell us from near and afar, we're here in a stable our new central command, it's not much I know it's a little bit tight but there's plenty of hay so sweet dreams and remember Santa's coming tonight we hope he brings you what you want, we'll do our best to make it alright, even though when you wake up in the morning you'll still be in the shyte.
Exeter Gunner
Dec 24, 2014, 12:54 #63925Good King Wenger he looked out / On the feast of Season / All the defence lay round about / Poor, unplanned, uneven
jjetplane
Dec 24, 2014, 12:29 #63923Away in the Potteries/No defence he made/The little Lord Wenger/Asleep in the shade & now for the AKBs I love thee Lord Wenger/ ..........
Avenell Road
Dec 24, 2014, 11:15 #63911Bloody hilarious Messrs Hudson and Bob. Merry Christmas to all Gooners! Bad King Wenger last looked out, in his zip-up jacket. Jaded players with mental strength, Blames every ref since Hackett...
Bob
Dec 24, 2014, 10:07 #63908Away in a Wenger, more money than sense We need three wise men who can play in defence
Chris Hudson