Feast after the Famine

Online Ed: Gunners find their goalscoring touch in time for Cup Final



Feast after the Famine


After three matches without an Arsenal goal at the Grove, yesterday’s first half saw four, and gave the manager some interesting selection dilemmas ahead of next week’s FA Cup Final.

Let’s start though with the left back position, where Kieran Gibbs’ continued presence would suggest that he has now replaced Nacho Monreal as first choice after a couple of goals against saw the Spaniard culpable. Gibbs has started ever since, and looks the likely starter at Wembley. If Monreal had been earmarked for a return, I feel certain he would have had a run out against West Brom.

Olivier Giroud and to a slightly lesser extent Aaron Ramsey have gone off the boil slightly recently, which gave the manager reason to start Theo Walcott and Jack Wilshere. Arsenal’s attack has looked a bit laboured in certain matches of late, but yesterday the two new additions provided some thrust and purpose. Walcott, at centre forward, looked a more dangerous prospect than Giroud, because the opposition defenders struggled to contain him. Is that a contract negotiation I smell in the air?

Theo also notably scored a hat-trick for England against Croatia a few years ago. In his other 37 international appearances, he has notched up a further two goals. At 26 years old, he has yet to prove himself the consistent goalscorer Gooners have willed him to become, and many, at least before yesterday, would not have fought too hard to keep the player if the club had a decent offer for him in the summer.

Whether or not one takes the quality of the opposition into account as a contributing factor in his scoring three times is one for debate. In the first half, the Baggies were nothing like a Tony Pulis team. They were missing a competitive edge, which does happen at this time of the season in a lot of matches. The Gunners, with cup final places to play for as far as the numbers 10 and 14 were concerned, went for it.

Walcott’s opening goal was a thing of beauty, but it can be asked how often he has been in that position and not found such an exquisite finish. His second showed he does have the ability to take players on in the penalty box and beat them, whereas the third demonstrated a poacher’s mentality at the end of a fantastic move. It was a class display. But he needs to do it more often if the club are really to challenge for the title. Will we see a new Theo? He’s had great games before. And a lot of forgettable ones too.

Jack Wilshere’s strike was even juicier, so much so it made the Match of the Day goal of the season selection. After seeing a few go over the bar in recent weeks, it was nice to see one find the net. More significant, perhaps though, was the greater drive Jack added to the side, along with Walcott upping the pace and asking questions of the visiting defence.

On form, Wenger might start the pair of them next weekend, although this observer has him down as something of a conservative, so expect to see Giroud and Ramsey return, with the option of the two Englishmen in reserve. Is he a also a bit of a sentimentalist, with the keeper situation is up in the air? It was pointed out to me that last season, Fabianski played in the final Premier League match ahead of his cup final appearance. If Szczesny was down to play next week, wouldn’t he have played against West Brom? Then again, Ospina’s performance was poor. At fault for their goal, he was fortunate not to concede again with questionable handling. Certainly, if Szczesny is not selected at Wembley, there would seem little doubt the Pole is moving on in the summer, with Petr Cech the most likely arrival.

The second half did see a more competitive encounter, with the visitors contributing a lot more, and Arsenal continuing to threaten, without finding the finishing touch, sub Aaron Ramsey especially unfortunate on two occasions when he hit the woodwork. It was an enjoyable afternoon, and one without any stress, as soon after the start it became obvious the nightmare scenario of Man United winning heavily as Arsenal lost was not going to unfold.

Finishing third instead of fourth does indicate slight progress, even if the club gained five less points this time around. Obviously a trophy is needed next week for the overall picture to reflect the club has moved forward slightly. This summer is an important one, because it is an opportunity to demonstrate that the club have learned from the errors of past transfer windows. Do the required business and do it early. Stop quibbling over the odd million or two and make a decision on targets and stick to it. Strengthen in areas that obviously need improvement and don’t worry about killing anyone’s career by buying better. Out with the dithering and do the business.

Before I finish, a quick note to plug a book signing by the publishers of my last two books with Alex Fynn, Vision Sports Publishing. At the Tollington Pub, on Hornsey Road a little to the north of the west side of the stadium, the authors of the excellent ‘The Arsenal Shirt’ book, James Elkin and Simon Shakeshaft will be joined by former Gunners Alan Smith and Perry Groves to sign copies this Thursday (28th May) between 6.30 and 8.30pm. There is more detail on this flyer. Go and say hello to the authors and former players and get your book signed. If you can’t make it there will be details of how to reserve a copy if you follow them @thearsenalshirt on Twitter. Plug over.

I am now on Twitter@KevinWhitcher01.

The current issue of The Gooner, a 64 page cup final special for £3 will be on sale on Wembley Way at next weekend’s FA Cup Final (with a free yellow ribbon for female purchasers until they run out). We also hope to have someone selling at the screening between Arsenal tube station and the stadium. The issue can also be bought online here.

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  1. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 28, 2015, 13:33 #71531

    Alsace, i'd imagine the hardest work done there would be Chicken plucking with Christmas being a very busy period. jj, don't encourage there was peace without him/them.

  2. jjetplane

    May 28, 2015, 12:41 #71529

    JAMERSON let's be having ya! So you are basically a Norwich Chav with too much time on his hands because you are posting like it was crack but we are still waiting for you to say something. So did you get a ticket to sit with the poor, singing plebs/ because you are mighty quiet on that front. Colsey are you just gonna hang around on the bridge with a bag of tinnies or are you going to the game? If you see another blokie with a bad of ale that will be JAMeRSON so you sre all set for a good old chat about a good old French inspector. BADDIE you're back but your post is also of the tired withering variety and WESTIE has many points depending on the spin of that given day. We get all of his points. Any chance of a sketch for FA Cup final day?

  3. Alsace

    May 28, 2015, 10:46 #71524

    Perhaps the AKB's can have a correctional facility in Norfolk, where WoB's are taught the error of their ways through picking potatoes. One thing's for sure. Part of the work done at such a facility would be the tending of many pitches, all the same and in pristine condition. There would also be much steamed chicken and broccoli.

  4. Bard

    May 28, 2015, 9:39 #71520

    Colseyboys; sorry am in Spain for the week for a spot of R&R and will watch the game in a bar I frequent but thanks for the invite. Good to see you're alive and kicking Baddie. Are you out on day release ? Meanwhile I have been pondering the meaning of Jamerson's garden erection but as yet nothing substantial has come to mind. Sharing can be a dangerous thing but i will admit that I am prone to a bit of involuntaris erectus whenever I see the Boss striding across the hallowed turf. I am sure most of the AKBs know what I mean.

  5. Made Up Stat

    May 28, 2015, 7:56 #71517

    It excludes jamerson, who isn't fooling anybody.

  6. Badarse

    May 28, 2015, 5:41 #71516

    'I've got nothing to say, but that's OK. Good morning. Good morning.' Oh yes I have. A simple observation, the knuckle-draggers still haven't grasped what westlower's point was about the FA Cup. Guess the obsessive and warped agendas get in the way of sound reasoning. Would give almost anything to raise a glass with you at Wembley goonercolesyboy, give the lads a cheer for me. Have a good game Gooner-and all Gooners, (suppose that excludes most on this site).

  7. goonercolesyboy

    May 27, 2015, 23:31 #71515

    So Muguiresbridge you don't want to have a beer or two on Wembley way? Shame, your Irish stomach can't handle it eh?

  8. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 20:34 #71514

    Colonel Blimp, the best of luck to you and your men it will be a big undertaking getting into that dressing room, it might help if you have a couple of lads vertically challenged in other words Dwarfs, you know the kind that used to go into the gook tunnels in Vietnam who could mingle with the players, and if you need a diversion there will be plenty of AKB super fans who go to all the finals arseing about Wembley way to help you out. Keep us posted.

  9. John F

    May 27, 2015, 20:31 #71513

    An eye witness to the AKB black robed gang claimed at one point they gathered outside the penalty area with a football at their feet.They passed the ball between them several hundred times whilst looking at the goal and chanting tho shall not shoot.They only left when a man shouted oui you lot get back and finish my shed.

  10. Hiccup

    May 27, 2015, 20:30 #71512

    mg, I think the frivolity of a cup game this late in the season is an unwanted distraction, whereby the time and financial benefit would be better spent on a post season tour of Outer Mongolia. It's well known that the financial rewards of the FA Cup are pitiful and doesn't warm the cockles of the balance sheet fan. In stitches with jeff's quip comparing Westie to Blatter. The analogy is so spot on though.

  11. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 20:12 #71511

    Ron, jw, well answered you'd think these AKB's had carte blanche on support for our club and if you didn't give their messiah undying love and have wet dreams about him you weren't a true fan.

  12. Ron

    May 27, 2015, 19:55 #71510

    MG - Not to mention the 'insurance policy'excuses they and Wenger will roll out ie he ll draft the perma crock brigade back in, Wally and Willy and Co and then blame 'too long out of the game', 'a bit short', 'lacking sharpness' and of course, never to be omitted ... 'tired after the end of season pressure games' and all on a 'poor heavy pitch'. They ll have been 'mentally strong'and the 'focus' was good but might 'lack a little bit offensively/defensively'. Brace yourself! Of course, if we win, it will have been 'a tournament that we targeted many months ago' and 'overall we deserved it' zzzzzzzz!. The sheep brigade on here will all be parroting the litany of spurious dross like good disciples.

  13. goonercolesyboy

    May 27, 2015, 19:55 #71509

    The offer is still on the table. Meet me on Wembkey way for a beer or two was the offer. And not one of the anti Arsenal fcukers has responded. Apart from Know man the Ozil lover.

  14. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 19:36 #71508

    Hiccup i'd imagine there'll be nothing forthcoming from central command until after the final, they'll be waiting on the result, a win and it'll be a very important competition (again) a defeat or an embarrassment and it'll be it was only a micky mouse cup anyway (again) and that certainly would have been the directive/excuse if we'd have been knocked out in the third round also. Going back to the Final it'll be something very similar indeed depending on the result, with if it goes pear shaped we'll hear from central command it was no big deal, and it'll give OGL and the boys a bigger incentive to concentrate on the league and give it a real go, and that's what we should have done anyway, and they'll all be around the table nodding in agreement.

  15. jeff wright

    May 27, 2015, 19:17 #71507

    Too true Ron of all people Westie who advised that 'Wenger should give the FA Cup a swerve and concentrate on the League' lecturing real supporters on their support for the FA Cup, is like Sepp blathering Blatter welcoming police investigations into FIFA corruption! You definitely couldn't make it up.

  16. Ron

    May 27, 2015, 18:48 #71506

    Westlower - banging the drum for Cup wins!! Takes the biscuit that does. You ought to be banned from and from commenting about every Cup match for ever Westie after yr campaign on here last yr to abort it. Typical double standards of the AKB brigade. You cdt make it up! Real fans want Cups from wherever they come, unlike you fella. Theres a streak of plastic in yr make up there i have to say, so dont lecture on who the real fans are.

  17. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 18:45 #71505

    That's a tad withering WESTIE old bean. You sound as knackered as Arsene and if they do win the FA Cup it will be down to the players as it was when Overmars, Anelka, Parlour, Freddie did the biz and I was lucky enough to be at both. Looking forward to this match and may the ....... win. That's football and may I say if every Arsenal supporter was like your self there would be no one at the games. Just a thought ...... And remember I have stated my reasons for not attending FIFA type exhibition matches. Bigger fish to fry like south coast sardines ...

  18. Colonel Blimp

    May 27, 2015, 18:27 #71504

    Maguiresbridge, a splendid suggestion. I'll get the RSM cracking on it. Yes, let's keep their minds on the task in hand. Got to keep it hush hush though. Don't want that blasted Timothy Sherwood-Foorrester fellow stealing a march on us. Damn fifth columnist.

  19. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 18:10 #71503

    Colonel Blimp, yes indeed sir you could be right, and it did indeed work wonders for those brave men, i wonder could we get some slipped into the pre match and half time cuppas in the Arsenal dressing room at Wembley for the final? maybe you could arrange such a mission? it might help keep their mind on the important job in hand, although certainly not help things later on that night at the victory celebrations and later on that night for some of our studs/carthorses in the bedroom.

  20. Westlower

    May 27, 2015, 17:53 #71502

    Distinctive vibes that the disaffected will resume being Arsenal supporters for the duration of the Cup Final. The afterglow lasted for 2 or 3 days after last years success. It wont take too long for them to resort to type after they've had time to regather their muddled thoughts. Perhaps their joy will last a full week if Wenger breaks the record for number of FA Cup wins? Perhaps a hearty chorus of 'Arsene Wenger's magic' will break out among the WOB community, before they once again detach themselves from the club. Oh joy!

  21. Hiccup

    May 27, 2015, 17:14 #71501

    Still awaiting the directive from AKB Central as to whether they want Arsenal knocked out the cup on Saturday so as to concentrate on frying bigger fish. Makes you wonder if we'd been knocked out in the third round and been able to focus on the league, we'd have pushed Chelsea all the way.

  22. Colonel Blimp

    May 27, 2015, 16:59 #71500

    Maguiresbridge, I'd say it was something in the tea. Spot of bromide worked wonders for the men when the regiment was out protecting the country's interests.

  23. Alsace

    May 27, 2015, 16:57 #71499

    Today's exchanges are proof that our internal disagreements, whilst significant, can actually be dealt with much more pleasantly than they usually are. The shedowner in chief has been perfectly civil today as a result of the pleasanter tone that everyone is taking in anticipation of the cup final. Long may it last. By the way. None of these discussions however are a patch for aggression as the discussions which I have within my own family on this issue. In this regard I must buy my father a big green shed. Perhaps it would calm him down and keep him away from being indoctrinated even further by hardcore AKB's.

  24. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 16:45 #71498

    Wow the WOB's are in fine form today jolly and fun loving and piss taking(and it's still early)with the poor old AKB's as usual with nowhere to turn or run, is there something in the air? in the water? the tea? or is it that we're just fooking relieved and glad another highly predictable bore season with this old past it manager in charge is over? and we're one year closer (or even closer than that)to getting rid and seeing the back of him.

  25. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 15:53 #71497

    Funny stuff ALSACE but he would exterminate a 100 WOBS in a blink of the eye but being a nation of countless 1000s the WoBs just keep coming. Like Hook against the Zulus as they keep coming over Highbury Hill.

  26. Alsace Lorraine sans Sheds

    May 27, 2015, 14:40 #71496

    No, I'm sorry. Jamerson would not sacrifice a fellow AKB, not even for the Great One. They are too few in number. No, we must all suffer for the AKB's and our suffering has and shall be great and long. I also refuse to believe that Chelsea fans were cultivated from the scum on Jamerson's pond. No. The devotees of Dnieperstoi Walham Green Semipalatinsk (to give west London's least aesthetically pleasing club its full name) are born in the normal manner to nouveau riche people from Surrey. That accounts for the lack of manners in polite company and the singing of me me me me me that goes on as they put away their opera glasses in the crush bar of the Shed. It is in fact certain sections of the Tottenham crowd who are cultured in laboratory conditions on Agar Jelly. I'm sure that Jamerson's shed is a manly affair, painted in dark green and blue cuprinol after the 1980 away kit. There he houses his books on Employment Law, Tom Paine's the Rights of Man and his pokemon collection.

  27. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 14:18 #71495

    Alsace, their ritual sacrifice? It used to be the FA Cup until that suddenly became important again in keeping their messiah in his job. So they had to go for something/someone less important than they thought they were, and there's nothing like a fellow AKB to show total loyalty and devotion to their messiah, and there's one who meets that criteria who has been missing since the time of the last ritual?

  28. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 14:14 #71494

    Aah so you have a Chelsea pond to go with your Chelsea Shed. You are so Blue mate.

  29. Tony Evans

    May 27, 2015, 14:05 #71493

    Maguiresbridge - ridiculous isn't it but that is the reality for many of us.

  30. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 27, 2015, 13:23 #71492

    Tony Evans, you took the words out of my mouth, I was actually going to say the same thing, it's a sad state of affairs where we have an old manager on upwards of £10, million a year who can't be relied upon and/or trusted to play the proper team/players in a final, and also relied upon or trusted to do the right thing for the club in the transfer market, (and he's still been supported) very sad indeed.

  31. jeff wright

    May 27, 2015, 13:18 #71491

    Jamie's comments about his ' shed' reveals a subliminal message of his true allegiance. One Hundred Chelsea supporters were asked if they thought that Arsene Wenger was doing a good job at Arsenal .One Hundred replied YES. The chavs love him.

  32. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 13:07 #71490

    Yes ALSACe the 'looking fantastic' is out of character and methinks JAMERSON maybe a failed plumber living in a shed in the Hounslow area with a big poster of Chopper Harris placed over 'the sleeping quarter'..... WESTIE must have been stripped of his original 'vestments' and now is like Marlon Brando in Arsene Now (sic) - right up the swanee with his follower's faces painted red and white. Beware the idiots of May!

  33. Alsace

    May 27, 2015, 12:58 #71489

    Jamerson has spoken. Whensoever AKB's shall gather in silent wonder at the 7 metre square gold curtain portrait of the great one at Emirates Stadium they shall chant as follows:- Talking of sheds, my new home is looking fantastic. Wenger. Plaudits. The poor old Wobs are once again being made to look like complete mugs. Wenger. Plaudits. (Repeat 100 times). I'm pleased to see that EVERYONE, including the undead are looking forward to Saturday. Teeth marks on the lavatory seat for all of us though --- as usual.

  34. Ron

    May 27, 2015, 12:10 #71488

    Alasce - they're all bare backed and there's a lot of medieval type self flagellation as they thrash their shoulders with the 5 tail whips. Its penance for the thoughts they've had all yr when they've lapsed into evil, destructive and desirous innermost wishes that we could compete and even worse, think of quality players being bought. A lot of cuts and gore abound, but they ll all be well cleansed and individually blessed by their High Priest Westlower in time for nest Seasons groundhog day and nuance fest. Central command is very concerned t the falling numbers though. Seemingly, there's only 6 left now whose faith hasnt been decimated by ku klux clan type wobs. Proceedings are being extended this yr for the Badarse Memorial service.

  35. Colonel Blimp

    May 27, 2015, 11:56 #71487

    Haven't been posting for a while as that damn spot of malaria I picked up in the jungle back in '52 keeps playing me up. Anyway, jolly good to see The Arsenal back in the Football Association Challenge Cup Final once again. Up and at them and let's biff those Brummies. The Pimms is already on ice. Good show. Jolly good show.

  36. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 11:33 #71486

    Do you really believe it is all Wenger's handiwork and not the blinding evidence that all these players were their own developers. Barrel scrape - summer is coming ..... Hari Wenga ....

  37. Westlower

    May 27, 2015, 11:08 #71485

    Surely you bitter & twisted ex Arsenal supporters haven't forgotten the chant already? Repeat it 100 times as a penance for your constant sniping & lack of respect for a great club. VICTORIA CONCORDIA CRESCIT. @ Maguire, You don't give Wenger any credit for all the great players he's developed in his coaching career. Start with World footballer of the year George Weah & World Cup winner Lilian Thuram, then work your way through Henry, Vieira, Ljunberg, Anelka, Cole, Cesc, RVP, etc.

  38. jjetplane

    May 27, 2015, 11:04 #71484

    Now JAMERSON has gone with having a SHED built can we say he is Chelsea through and through and it will be blue. Someone missed Arsene also being included in 10 worst haircuts in the PL which sounds relevant when decked beside the other virtual, meaningless rubbish. Gotta say those Ramsay whacks on the woodwork were something Arsene FC are sorely lacking paticularly when you see Ozil's wood phobia which is an art in itself. On to the Plainchants - I still go with the Hari Wenga/Wenga Wenga/Hari Arsene/Hari Wenga/Wenga Wenga/ to be sung continuously for a minimum of 10 hours. I heard High Priest JAMERSON (Shed Man) holds a record for doing a 20 hour chant straight and then the stewards called the old bill in. Mind you, the Umberto Eco slant does take it into the Emirates morphing into a new Vatican City where young Jack can be seen swinging the incense in a fetching red and white frock while above a fresco of trumpets, clouds, Lord Wenger and a mix of cherubic midfielders with tattoos brushed out. Aaaaah the tranquility of life when the numbers add up and some ......

  39. jeff wright

    May 27, 2015, 10:58 #71483

    Wally , after his hat-trick against the other Brums on desperation Sunday, is now expecting that he will be ahead of no goals in his last 5 starts Oliver on Saturday .Personally I think that he has a case for starting but it's more likely that le flop will have Wally on the bench and big Olly will start, along with other favs such as oh so slow boring yawn inducing Ozil and the usual tippy-tappy sideways pass the parcel approach will be the order of the day. I'm expecting us to beat Villa but a rerun of recent Wembley shows by our tactically clueless Manager will not come as any big surprise. Villa will get chances but if they can take them is another matter.

  40. Bard

    May 27, 2015, 10:39 #71482

    DW and Know man, these are all good posts and sensible ideas. The problem is you havent factored in Wenger's way of working. It hasnt been coherent or strategic for a long while. At the beginning of the season the midfield was a talented mess, round pegs in square holes. He stumbled on a decent structure against City. He signs talent ( arguably) and then decides where to play them thats why we end up having too many of the same type of players. Compare and contrast Maureen or LVG who decide what the team needs and then buy accordingly. Ozil and Coq are the nailed on whatever their form and the rest of the midfielders fight for the other two slots. For whats it worth Im a fan of Ozil, he would look a lot better if he had decent mobile strikers in front of him.

  41. Alsace

    May 27, 2015, 10:30 #71481

    I'm really enjoying the implication that the AKB's get dressed up in loose fitting robes and chant in latin. Is it creepy Name of the Rose type latin chanting, or Monty Python and the Holy Grail type chanting where they hit themselves over the head with boards at regular intervals? What is their ritual sacrifice do you think? I should say it would probably be the careers of hopeful young footballers who fall into the clutches of the Svengali d'ennui. Who is the leader of this secret society though? Is it Jamerson? Do they serve tea in a bizarre ritual using only Armitage Shanks porcelain cups?

  42. Sparkie

    May 27, 2015, 10:23 #71480

    /// Feeling better now? Not getting your oats or something?

  43. jeff wright

    May 27, 2015, 10:17 #71479

    Once again it's all really down to Arsene winning the FAC to try and dress the mutton up as lamb .lEEkfc will be watching it on his B/W TV while necking bottles of Cider the stress of it all is all ready getting to be be too much for him. Wenger needs this cup win to help perpetyrate the illusion that he is taking the club forward rather than just stagnating treading water. The top 4 trophy is a given anyway considering the opposition in the league and was really all just one big yawn again Colsorebore and other Wenger worshippers got a bit excited though when we had a few wins against average or worse opponents in the Prem. . However, Wenger does deserve his FB award what with with Facebook being full of egotistical morons talking nonsense and when it comes to that no one talks more nonsense than Wenger does ,so a suitable award that for le flop. Wenger should also be Twitter manager of the year ,after all there are no bigger twits than him and his AKB's .

  44. Achievements

    May 27, 2015, 9:34 #71478

    Probable FAC,3rd place,Facebook player, manager and club of the year,Goal of the season.Not bad really.

  45. Tony Evans

    May 27, 2015, 8:56 #71477

    DJ - my thoughts exactly but its not going to happen is it. Wenger will stick like glue to his plans and Ramsey will be out wide like a fish out of water. It comes to something when we are more worried about the manager screwing things up for us then anything Villa might do! In spite of this if we 'turn up' we win, simple as that for me. Trouble is, if a great deal of previous cup final form is anything to go by, when we are favourites we struggle to impose ourselves.

  46. Ron

    May 27, 2015, 8:14 #71476

    No, thats just an annual ritual MG. Its hard to decipher the chant as its all in latin. Theyre just praying to the great god of auditors for a healthy end of yr account, a glowing net spend and a lofty position in the Forbes rich list.

  47. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 26, 2015, 23:12 #71475

    jj, just heard on Sky News Police were called to the Emirates earlier on tonight after reports of a break in, when they arrived they could see nothing but heard this weird chanting, on closer inspection they found a crowd of AKB's wrapped in sleeping blankets doing a lap of honour round the pitch in the dark.

  48. Tony pepe

    May 26, 2015, 21:33 #71474

    Mugsquire. Are we still meeting this weekend or have you switched off from football now your fav Chelsea have done the biz.

  49. Brixham Gooner

    May 26, 2015, 21:18 #71473

    Alsace - You hit the nail there. Is there something we don't know though? AW once said his memoirs will reveal it all - including all the players he "nearly" signed! Does anyone think he will reveal that he was stupid enough to write into every "certain" players contract that they will be automatically selected unless they declare themselves unfit. It cant be anything else surely? The team carries the lazy German passenger every week to the point where wouldn't he be better off in a more gentle contact sport such as ballet? And as for our no.17 am I the only one who sees the super human effort he has put in over the season. Can he never be rested even with a Cup Final on the horizon? What does Super Tom need to do to get a game? I need to look at this weekend with the glass half full, however painful or more like "maguiresbridge gooner" I seem to feel with every passing season. AW used to be a great manager. I used to be a great fan. Now I just think at least we are one more season closer to seeing the back of that old fool. Why oh why couldn't he go earlier to protect his legacy? It will be never be now what it could have been. My old Mum said to me "stop moaning, do you think you could do a better job?". I smiled and said "I couldn't do a worse one".

  50. jawiambe fred

    May 26, 2015, 17:55 #71472

    no problem

  51. radfordkennedy

    May 26, 2015, 17:42 #71471

    Jamerson...making tea?,I'm surprised with you,I would've thought someone of your social standing and undoubted wealth would be offering your faithful retainers a cheeky Gevrey Chambertain or a weighty but crisp Montrachet by way of refreshment,especially as they are giving you a substantial erection in your garden.

  52. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 26, 2015, 17:07 #71470

    I don't believe I've seen any congratulations for another one of our ex players on their Premiership Medal, i wonder why? well done Cesc, another one for his collection since he became ambitious.

  53. Ron

    May 26, 2015, 14:31 #71469

    correct Bard. He left RM after his strop with Ancelotti over 'trust' and not playing regularly. No other reason. After paying that ridiculous fee for him ( RM must still be laughing at AFC!)Wenger wont upset him as he doesn't cope with demanding players too well and Ozils sure to kick off if he s ever dropped. As long as he can stand up and breathe unaided he ll be picked. Wengers always picked his pets, throughout his time. Its pathetic.

  54. jjetplane

    May 26, 2015, 13:42 #71468

    Good to see JAMERsON and WESTIE happy again. Loving these virtual laps of honour - a decade and counting .....

  55. David

    May 26, 2015, 13:36 #71467

    George - nail on the head on both points

  56. DJ

    May 26, 2015, 13:11 #71466

    Bard: I agree it’s not going to happen but I think Carzola/Ozil are both suited to the playmakers role with speedy wingers and someone breaking from midfield which best suits Ramsey. Otherwise we are left with a lopsided midfield and are much easier to defend against ala Swansea and Sunderland.

  57. Bard

    May 26, 2015, 12:58 #71465

    DJ drop Ozil, youre dreaming mate. He plays whether he's on form or not. The rest of the midfield fits round him. Wenger's staked his reputation on him. He's not going to change that now.

  58. Alsace

    May 26, 2015, 12:49 #71464

    Theo had a shot in a meaningful game and it went in. At Old Trafford. All that Theo or Jack or any of them need is a decent manager. They haven't got one. We should be addressing that in the close season rather than hoping that the present incumbent can be prevailed upon to act in a rational manner.

  59. DJ

    May 26, 2015, 12:39 #71463

    I would drop Ozil for the cup final bring Ramsey back into the centre, play Carzola behind Giroud with Walcott and Sanchez on the wings. It is more important the team has some shape than keeping all our big names happy. Our best performance of the season was Man City away when Arsene was forced to pick this team bar Chamberlain for Walcott.

  60. Nick

    May 26, 2015, 11:15 #71462

    4-0 at Hal time against an admittedly half hearted WBA but you still would have expected us to notch at least a couple more in the second half, if for no other reason than to entertain the fans, I realize the points were won, the job done and players didn't want to court injury with a cup final mere days away, but more goals would have only added to the confidence of the team, also important with a cup final in mind, we have not had a killer instinct like other top clubs who would have gone on to really punish a team like Albion, under Wengers entire reign ,ok Everton , Middlesbrough, but even those games we eased up when more goals were there for the taking , Wenger has not got a ruthless streak , which is what it takes to be a truly great manager, and it shows in our players, which is why I believe we bottle so many games its why I believe we will not win a title under le prof ever again, he shows this deficiency in his dealings in the transfer market, if old red face wanted a particular player he bloody well GOT that player come what may.I hated fergie but I have to admit our managers record pales into insignificance beside the taciturn Jock, invincibles aside Fergie was the better manager, especially when the chips were down , Wenger allowed the team to sulk after losing our unbeaten record at ot, Fergie would have used the injustice of that result to fire his players up to an even greater level, Wenger let them sulk and feel sorry for themselves, while he did the same and a back to back title chance was lost , it wasn't the Russians money that won the title that year it was Wenger and our teams collective wallow in misery and a sense of being hard done by that lost it , its also why I am desperately nervous about the final vs Villa I want us to win it badly but how badly does Wenger want it ? How much effect will his attitude have on our team and the result ?

  61. Bard

    May 26, 2015, 10:46 #71461

    Westie; in isolation it looks sensible but as Ron has pointed out there are other factors. For me the career killer is that Wenger puts his faith in Ozil. If you play Ozil you cant play Theo they are both hopeless defensively and you cant have two defensive liabilities in a team unless youre playing a crap side like West Brom. Theo must know he is surplus to requirements at Arsenal unless he accepts a role as super sub. I will be amazed if he signs to stay.

  62. Ron

    May 26, 2015, 9:30 #71460

    Westie - Arsenal wont pay the price for the genuinly top striker they so obviously need. Walcott isnt it. He ll never be either fit enough nor prolific enough to score the goals the Club needs to challenge properly. with the reluctance to pay the price, hes the best chance we ve got to use a player as 'bait' to oil the wheels of a deal or simply to sell to raise part of the cash required to do so. Hes had nearly 10 years to do the business. Hes never done it. Hes a decent player to grab the 'glory' in an end of season game like that on the week end. He ll score goals for ever and a day in such fixtures, but never when it counts.

  63. Westlower

    May 26, 2015, 9:18 #71459

    Theo has scored 10 goals from his last 9 PL starts. How much would it cost to buy a prolific goal scorer like that?

  64. Wear Your Colours

    May 26, 2015, 8:47 #71458

    A great way to conclude the League season; a 4-1 win at home and automatic qualification for the Champions League. Theo looked sharp and Jack carried-on his impressive work from mid-week. Gabriel looked solid in the centre too. Hoping we still have more goals in us for next Saturday. COYG!

  65. WeAreBuildingATeamToDominate

    May 26, 2015, 8:38 #71457

    Finsbury Joe, we might be further behind the winners but your laughable mob are even further behind us. Enjoy your trip to some Polish slag heap of a town next season - if your mum lets you go on your own, that is.

  66. Ron

    May 25, 2015, 22:37 #71456

    Thats a great bonus for the Club. Walcotts price will be restored to decent now. Time to cash in. We ve not had a proper LB since Ashley Cole. We need one equally as much as we need a CB. Gibbs isnt it. This was a win v an Albion team who frankly, didnt give a damn. How else would the Wally have notched a trio!

  67. lee armitt

    May 25, 2015, 22:15 #71455

    ospina is a clown fingers crossed that's the last we see of him

  68. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 25, 2015, 21:32 #71454

    Bard, surely you mean foot and mouth, or hoof and mouth.

  69. Westlower

    May 25, 2015, 21:25 #71453

    @Finsbury Joe, Mind the ever widening gap as it's taking on Grand Canyon proportions now. The only remaining item that you've got over us is two back to back FA Cup wins (61,62 & 81,82) & hopefully we can match that this coming Saturday with 02,03 & 14,15. Your finest hours were such a long time ago, can you, your father or grandfather remember them?

  70. Paulo75

    May 25, 2015, 21:18 #71452

    Begovic, Schneiderlin, Higuain .... Done!

  71. goonercolesyboy

    May 25, 2015, 20:50 #71451

    Finsbury Joe..Thursday nights channel 5, you muppet.

  72. Finsbury Joe

    May 25, 2015, 20:33 #71450

    West Brom were just not up for it. The Champions Chelsea mattered to them, Wengers shambolic outfit did not, if it did, it would have been another Swansea. Not that the AKBs would realise that, never come across such celebration for third place and less points, and further behind the winners than the previous year. But then again, these people are easily pleased, they are just made for Kronke and Wenger.

  73. westlower fan

    May 25, 2015, 19:54 #71449

    a very good article keV. Although I suspect nothing like you wish for here will actually happen.

  74. Bard

    May 25, 2015, 19:29 #71448

    Some of the posts are a bit harsh. You can only beat whats in front of you. Agree it was a nothing game but then so was Stoke Liverpool. We looked very good in the first 30 mins. What we had was pace up front which we havent had since Danny's injury and Theo does what he occasionally does, look a world beater. I dont think he is capable of change so for me yesterday means we get more money for him. The Ozil criticism is unjustified, I get he is lightweight but the main problem is he hasnt got anyone half decent in front of him who can make the runs. Theo is ok but Sanchez is an unpredictable maverick and Giroud is too slow of foot and mind. If we can get a world class striker Ozil will provide the ammunition. As an aside there is a new edition of the Collected works of the Bard out soon. I have added a new piece A Midsummers Nights Transfer window, in it Bardette has a dream that we identify targets pay the asking price and have a full squad ready to go by the end of June and then she wakes up.

  75. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 25, 2015, 19:17 #71447

    DWT, very good post, but we already know the answer to your question.

  76. Know Man

    May 25, 2015, 19:11 #71446

    @DW Thomas, you're correct, I truly believe another manager could get at least another 10% out of our squad, with simple tactics and organisation. Every year we make the same mistakes, AW has had the luxury of being able to build a team over the last 10 years and we're still 4 players short?! Maureen comes in, delivers almost instantly. Van Gaal, achieves 4th place, the holy grail in his first season. We'll lose the opportunity to get Klopp as Liverpool will snap him up. Fresh ideas are needed, we have the personnel, apart from Giroud and a keeper and a centre back! The sad thing is we're always a few players short.

  77. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 25, 2015, 18:53 #71445

    There's a lot of players still to prove themselves Kev even after all these years, and a hat trick and one for smoking jack as good as goals as they were in a stroll in the park game(for both teams)and sometimes playing at a canter doesn't do that, although i'm sure wally will have told us different, oh the difference no pressure with nothing to play for makes. Anyway that sets us up nicely so we're now going to push on and win the title next season, and whoever believes that will believe anything, oh hang on.

  78. DW Thomas

    May 25, 2015, 18:36 #71444

    Agree Know Man, Ozil, who is class, simply is not a tough player and fails too often vs better teams. His passing needs a player with Walcott's speed that can also beat platers on the dribble. Giroud ain't it! As for Rambo AND Jack, for my two cents, they don't play well together. However with Coq in there now and willing to do the dirty work, maybe they could flourish together. If one was willing to always be willing to help out on defense with Coq, while the other forays forward, fine. Too often neither helps enough defensively. Ozil is basically non existent on defense. I believe a tougher manager who doesn't coddle his players could get more out of all of them. Remember Arshavin in the Euros before we got him? He was on everyone's list. Yet he never lived up to the hype. This team, while great at times, mostly vs lesser teams, and has real potential, is never complete. The men in charge don't see it, or just don't care. What's worse? Can't say. Still, a few top choice players, rated by the general opinion and not Wenger's, could do marvels. Look at how well John Terry played this season under Mo. And do not like Terry, but you must say he is a winner and a tough competitor. Sanchez was a great buy, but we need more like him with his work ethic. He is nonst energy, effort, and class. Why Ozil and others don't share that attitude is the key. Take the two teams in the CL final. No passengers on those teams or they just don't play. Not saying managing is an easy job, but Wenger can't seem to see the deficiencies year in year out. Same old same old.

  79. Know Man

    May 25, 2015, 17:58 #71443

    @DW Thomas, why does it have to be a straight choice between Ramsey & Jack? Both can be accommodated. Both have the skill to beat players, tackle, score and work. Ozil can be dropped to allow both to play. That's that particular conundrum resolved. But no, we cannot drop the golden boy who basically plays square balls and consistently bottles out of tackles.

  80. Kockney Gooner in NYC

    May 25, 2015, 16:16 #71442

    Is Jackson Martinez coming to AFC or is this hype in the press? Please Arsene now we are in CL early please do the transfer business early and get those players in. Ps: any other NYC/jersey City Gooners out there, meet you at Blind Pig in Manhattan or Mulligans in Hoboken for Cup Final next Sat. COYG!!!

  81. Retain the FA Cup

    May 25, 2015, 16:00 #71441

    Good win. Great to score again. Both Arsenal's keepers are pony so defenders better have a blinder on Saturday

  82. Hiccup

    May 25, 2015, 15:31 #71440

    All this talk of progress is just clutching at straws. We have once again never been in the title race and actually finished with 5 points less than season. We could have finished with ten points less than season and still finished third, but that's progress still I guess? Our progress is not a direct result of our own doing, but totally dependent on the teams around us digressing. If fans want to give credit to Wenger and the team for that type of progress then so be it. I prefer my head out of the sand. City finished with 7 points less than the previous season just two fewer than us. Pellegrini must be pissed off that Wenger gets credited for our demise as progress, yet he'll be viewed as going backwards. Mind you, City did finish above the best team in Europe, which has to be progress, surely?

  83. DW Thomas

    May 25, 2015, 15:23 #71439

    I like Ramsey, but for mr money I'll take Jack over him all,day. Better skill,quicker, tough, even if still a little immature. Gibbs is an injury waiting to happen, every game! Yesterday he hurt his shoulder and I was surprised he didn't come off. This season despite its good moments is a failure again. Chelsea buy Cesc and win with him. Did everybody else forget that? We could have bought Hazard but were too cheap or poor back then. He is the real deal and a huge reason they won the league with solid tactics. Our keepers still look below par, our team lacking the 3-4 players to win the league. AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN! Look I believe in financial responsibility as much as anyone, but you have to spend now to win. Fact. It takes someone like Pogba and Hummels to get some energy back into the club and make a statement. I'm more fearful of our best players leaving each season. What does that say? 12 points off the champs is nowhere near competing. On a positive note, at least is year we weren't thrashed by teams as badly. Is that improvement? Is third? Another FA cup win? Look at a player like Costa. Wins the league with Athletico then Chelsea. Why don't we ever buy winners like that? Players that truly make a difference and push us over the line? It's our lack of "top top" ambition! Content to always be near the top, but never there.

  84. jeff wright

    May 25, 2015, 13:41 #71438

    There were an unusual number of high scoring results produced in the last game of the season ones yesterday with for some nothing to play for games yesterday ,with numerous 'goals of the season' type scored by various players so one should not get too carried away by it all. By the way based on the last ten games played Chelsea, apart from being winners of the actual real league, are also top of the current calendar year one. Leicester are second placed and we are down in 5th spot. Good old Arsene. Of course calendar year tables are irrelevant ,unless that is when we are top of them. Same with the FAC when we are not in it. You couldn't make it up.

  85. Joe S.

    May 25, 2015, 13:40 #71437

    A 4-1 scoreline to Arsenal is always something to smile about even for a cynic like me. All things considered it is a good week to be an Arsenal fan what with third place and an FA cup final to look forward, not to mention the end of a drab season of British football. There was of course the tiny matter of this being an insignificant game with nothing to play for, which probably accounts for Arsenal's composed display and Theo"s "masterclass". Don't be fooled though because these performances never have and never will be delivered consistently, nor under pressure. I also noticed how badly Ramsey was missed , which begs the question, How much of a loss would he and Walcott be should iresistable offers be made?

  86. Westlower

    May 25, 2015, 12:59 #71436

    Theo has only started 4 games this season and hasn't completed 90 minutes in any of them, so a return of 5 goals is impressive. The frustration comes from never being able to field a team that contained Theo, Jack & Ox. Once again injuries have made a massive impact when you consider how fortunate Chelsea have been with key players JT ever present & Hazard only missing one game. If we can accommodate the drive of Ramsey & Wilshere in midfield, either side of the holding Coquelin, with Ozil supplying the passes to speed merchants Theo & Sanchez we'll be a handful for any team. A bench of Cazorla, Giroud, Welbeck & Ox gives good options if the original game plan isn't working. Arsenal's price to be champions next season is generally 5/1 with the lowest price being 9/2.

  87. Know Man

    May 25, 2015, 12:50 #71435

    @goonercolesyboy. Only if you're getting them in?

  88. goonercolesyboy

    May 25, 2015, 12:46 #71434

    Knowman why don't you take your anti Ozil blinkers off mate and come share a beer with me and muguiresbridge on Wembley way. Maybe we can also get Bard, jj, jeff, Ron, Exeter in the party mood too. We can all talk about our differing views of Arsenal FC and ask Jamerson to host. You all up for it?

  89. Billy

    May 25, 2015, 12:41 #71433

    The less points than last season has been conveniently sweep under the carpet by Wenger.So we eventually finished 12 points behind Chelsea that is a huge gap.They will strengthen as will City who finished above us.So we still need 4 quality signings.We will get them ?No.Yesterday was a no pressure game which Arsenal love.It was the return of the slow track bullies.Amazingly some are saying Walcott and Wilshere should start the cup final.Instead of who? I dont agree with you Kev about Gibbs starting. Monreal has been one of the successes this season.Will we win next week?who knows it depends on which Arsenal turns up.Hull was going to be a walkover remember

  90. GoonerRon

    May 25, 2015, 12:29 #71432

    Great way to end the season and set up the cup final - Wilshere's goal is just so beautiful - there's nothing like a pure half volley that's still rising as it hits the top corner. I think you're a tad harsh on Walcott to say he's not a consistent goalscorer - in the past 5 seasons (albeit punctuated by injuries) he has averaged just under a goal every 2 starts. Considering that has mostly been from a wide position I'd say his goal scoring consistency is right up there.

  91. Know Man

    May 25, 2015, 12:28 #71431

    The comments from managers following yesterday's matches were interesting. Van Gaal stating he has already identified targets and players will be released. Clearly some kind of plan and strategy in place. In contrast, AW, at this stage we will wait till end of season and them see what happens. This is what happens every window. When will we learn?! Chelsea identified areas requiring strengthening last year, did it early. Won the league. I'm expecting us to be dithering all summer, yet again. Drop Ozil in the final, he doesn't justify a starting place. Yes. I said it.

  92. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 25, 2015, 12:26 #71430

    I bet that was all part of TOF's plan all along to save the goals for the last game of the season to entertain his fans and send them home happy. Some one gave us a list of things(Hiccup I think)that needs to be changed for us to win the league no tackling or defending for example, we can add another to that now (and we'll have to start lobbying the PL immediately in time for next season) to get our games played with and under no pressure whatsoever, in the guise of there's absolutely nothing to play for, and only against teams who are always flirting with relegation and nothing else to play for, and will never have much of a chance of winning anything else, that will give us a great chance of the PL (and if we could get the same arrangement in the CL OGL's Holy grail could be reached) and the carthorses a chance to show(and tell) us how good they are. But there again TOF would probably find a way to cock that up too.

  93. George

    May 25, 2015, 11:57 #71429

    Never judge players in meaningless games.Remember Jermaine Pennant scored a hat-trick before the 2003 cup final v the same opponents we were playing in the final.He didnt even make the cup final bench.Both Giroud and Rambo will start