Concluding the results after parts 1 and 2 published Wednesday and yesterday...
Best chant
A fair smattering of responses tilted the result in favour of the Ozil chant, although “It’s Happened Again” seems to have been Top of the Pops all summer.
Best banner
Most of you tend to favour banners which involve waving goodbye to our manager or Silent Stan in the same way that we wave goodbye to any red carded member of the opposition party. Some of you don’t like banners per se, which makes this question rather challenging to collate.
Within the last two years, have you been to or are you considering going to an Arsenal reserves or youth team game?
Been to - 10%
Considering - 14%
Not practical - 50%
Not interested - 26%
Half of you reckon that it’s just too much to drive or get on a train to watch upcoming stars. We all lead such busy lives, which is a bit of a shame.
Within the last two years, have you been to or are you considering going to an Arsenal ladies game?
Been to - 5%
Considering - 14%
Not practical - 37%
Not interested - 45%
Looks like that I am well in the minority by snatching the odd ladies’ game, well worth the effort even if I say so myself, if my name is not Fozzette.
Player wages have continued to rise at an alarming rate and with Premier League clubs awash with cash from the latest broadcasting deal, agents will have pound signs in their eyes ahead of future contract negotiations. Is now the time to introduce a cap on player wages in the Premier League?
Yes - 43%
No - 29%
Not sure - 19%
No view - 9%
I totally agree with the majority but how the hell are you going to enforce it? We can all name a host of clubs which will find a way around any cap.
Favourite matchday pub
Following last season’s excellent series on this very subject in Gooner mag (those of you who don’t buy it missed a treat), even more choice has been landed on our feet. I can now provide you with a Who’s Who? List of every pub within a mile radius of Ashburton Grove because they all seem to have got a mention, with the Twelve Pins, Tollington, Compton Arms and Auld Triangle receiving plenty of support.
Favourite unofficial Arsenal website/blog
No surprises that Arseblog remains your firm favourite, even if listening to the chap on Arsecast with his scary Irish voice makes you want to dive for cover.
If you use Twitter, who is the best Arsenal fan to follow?
Pages and pages of them makes it impossible to work out the winner although many of you like Tim Stillman (so do I).
In general, how well run a club do you think Arsenal is?
Very well run - 28%
Moderately well run - 52%
Not very well run - 15%
Terribly run - 5%
This set of answers surprised me. 80% of you reckon that we are either well run or moderately well run. If that’s the case, I would add a rider that we could do better. Much better.
Stan Kroenke has been the majority shareholder of Arsenal Football Club for five years. How satisfied are you with Stan Kroenke's ownership?
Very satisfied - 1%
Quite satisfied - 6%
Neither satisfied nor dissatisfied - 24%
Quite dissatisfied - 34%
Very dissatisfied - 36%
Hang on, if only 7% of you are either very satisfied or quite satisfied (and I think that’s generous), how the hell do 80% of you think we are a decent run club?
Arsenal have paid Kroenke Sports Enterprises (owned by Stan obviously) £3m for advisory services in each of the past two years. There is an expectation that this is now a regular occurrence. Do you think that Arsenal should give a fuller description of how this fee is calculated and what are the specific services KSE perform?
Yes - 86%
No - 8%
Don’t know - 6%
This nasty piece of dough trousering has made my blood boil. For three million each year we could have afforded a couple of Sanogos each season. Hmmmm, on second thoughts, take the money and run, Stan.
How satisfied are you with the performance of Ivan Gazidis as Arsenal Chief Executive?
Very satisfied - 4%
Quite satisfied - 25%
Neither satisfied nor dissatisfied - 34%
Quite dissatisfied - 22%
Very dissatisfied - 14%
So here was your golden chance to let rip by analysing the performance of our chief executive during the past six years. Only 36% of you have not been impressed. For me, he has been all mouth and no action. Next question…..
Do you think new appointments are needed to the Arsenal Board?
Yes - 80%
No - 3%
Not sure - 13%
No view - 4%
Good to see that most of you want to see the board swept. Couldn’t agree more.
With the demise of Fanshare in 2015, less than 3% of the club's shares are now held by individuals not connected with either Stan Kroenke or Alisher Usmanov. How important do you believe it Is for fans to be Involved in the ownership of the Club?
Very important - 63%
Quite important - 25%
Not very important - 10%
Not important at all - 2%
I agree with the majority but sadly we it seems that we are closing the door after the horse has bolted. God, this is depressing!
Given the dwindling number of shareholders there is an increasing risk that if Stan Kroenke were able to buy out Alisher Usmanov's holding, he'd be able to take the Club into private hands. How important do you believe it is for Arsenal to retain its status as a company listed on the Stock Exchange with obligations towards financial transparency and accountability to shareholders?
Very important - 66%
Quite important - 25%
Not very important - 8%
Not important at all - 2%
Alisher, if you are reading this, please hang around, otherwise Kroenke’s dough trousering will become an epidemic. Pause for a quick break to open that bottle in the back of the cupboard.
Do you think that Alisher Usmanov, who owns a 30% equity stake in Arsenal, should be offered a place on the Arsenal Board?
Yes - 71%
No - 14%
Don’t know - 15%
Right, I’m back now. I just need a cloth to wipe up the dribble. My sleeve will do. Of course he should be on the board, complete with an interpreter and one of those large seats you get when you sit in the prawn sandwich tier.
Do you feel there should be a fan representative on the Board?
Yes - 85%
No - 9%
Don’t know - 6%
Jolly good. Who should we elect? The Highbury Spy would be a good starter.
With the Financial Fair Play rules having less impact than hoped for, if a Middle Eastern concern with money to burn offered to buy out Stan Kroenke, would you be supportive?
Yes - 46%
No - 27%
Don’t know - 27%
Nearly half of you would take a punt, although it’s another of those annoying hypothetical questions.
Please give your view of the work of the following supporters’ groups:
REDaction - Good: 30% Okay: 29% Poor: 16% Don’t know: 24%
Arsenal Supporters’ Trust (AST) - Good: 29% Okay: 32% Poor: 11% Don’t know: 28%
Arsenal Independent Supporters’ Association (AISA) - Good: 19% Okay: 27% Poor: 10% Don’t know: 44%
The Black Scarf Movement (BSM) - Good: 16% Okay: 25% Poor: 25% Don’t know: 34%
A fair percentage of you don’t know, but do you care? The people behind these groups are doing it for the love of The Arse and they need your support.