Arsenal Audit: September 2016 review – part 2

Reckoning time



Arsenal Audit: September 2016 review – part 2

The BFG – What was the point of giving him captaincy on treatment table?


This review of September was finished late because of work pressures and submitted shortly before the Swansea City match.

Captaincy and leadership
Ahead of the PSG match and following Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s move to Manchester United, Monsieur Wenger noted that PSG had “lost more than a player … He was the leader, the captain, a charismatic carrier of the ambition of the club and it’s always difficult to measure when you lose a player of that stature, how big the damage is.” The irony of having recently appointed a Captain with a long term injury and little apparent future at the Club seemed entirely lost on Arsenal’s manager. The difference between Ibrahimovic and Arsenal’s triumvirate of absentee Captains appointed or retained despite injuries and losses of form could hardly be more palpable.

With the new de facto Captain Laurent Koscielny another preferring to lead quietly by example, the more vocal and organisational contributions of Shkodran Mustafi are very welcome. Similarly, along with Petr Cech, perhaps Granit Xhaka can also add much needed leadership to the spine of the team.

Substitutions
Substitutions were less of an issue with four of the matches pretty much won early. Struggling against Southampton, the first two came early in the customary range at 62 mins. At PSG, with Arsenal somewhat over-run, Olivier Giroud came on after 63 minutes and did offer a useful outlet – at least until his petulant antics drew another Champions League red card. Then Granit Xhaka came on in a straight swap for Francis Coquelin at 71 minutes. 7 minutes after the equaliser, Mohamed Elneny came on for Mesut Ozil to safeguard the point. Surely, Arsenal's richer defensive/ central midfield resources could have been juggled faster and to better effect?

Rotation
The decision to return to rotating goalkeepers in the Champions League after last season’s Olympiacos home debacle, not least in the Group’s most challenging fixture (on paper: Arsenal’s home fixtures are arguably of more concern), smacked of the total arrogance of an unaccountable manager that had almost become the Club. Nevertheless, whilst David Ospina did have an outstanding match at PSG, it seems a remarkable approach to Europe’s premier competition. Monsieur Wenger explained that he has two world class goalkeepers and the arrangement was designed to keep him with the Club. Whilst the Columbian international did have a very good Copa America in the summer, Arsenal Audit is surely far from alone in disagreeing with that status. Having brutally cast Joe Hart aside, we can only wonder of what Pep Guardiola would make of the diminutive goalkeeper’s weaknesses over crosses and lack of command of the penalty beyond the 6-yard line, let alone his remarkably short kicking range and poor distribution. Nevertheless, having elected to go down that route, the Champions League may be the most logical competition in which to play. He is less likely to be tested by crosses and high balls than in the Premier League (albeit he is likely to face even worse in the FA Cup if drawn against lower league sides). Secondly, even if Arsenal finally managed to progress beyond Round 16 for once, there is little realistic chance of winning the competition.

With a squad finally assembled that appears fit for purpose, stronger down the spine and with no significant gaps, longstanding weaknesses have been filled. There are richer resources at centre-back (5 established in that position, not 3) and apart from the new incumbent Alexis at centre-forward, there is also Lucas Perez, Danny Welbeck (when fit) and Olivier Giroud to choose from. It is however, at defensive / central midfield where the options have been scarcest / negligible/ nil. Now in addition to Francis Coquelin (who has been strong) and Santi Carzola, Arsenal can call upon Granit Xhaka and Mohamed Elneny – a far cry from the ageing and usually injured Mathieu Flamini and Mikel Arteta.

The triple goalkeeping rotation apart, Monsieur Wenger has (domestic Cups excepted), so far, continued his longstanding reluctance to rotate. At PSG Granit Xhaka would have added physicality and Mohamed Elneny, energy, pace and movement between the lines that was sorely missed. There is also the worry that Arsenal are risking the traditional pivots being over-relied upon and suffering serious injuries again, particularly with the physical demands of successfully executing the contre-presser. Apart from sensible small-scale rotation enabling positive tactical nuances, they also foster unpredictability and make it more difficult for the opposition to set up.

Tactical approaches
Arsenal started the season with a new tactical approach. Unfortunately, the gegen-press quickly evaporated against Liverpool and Arsenal Audit was sceptical that a team that have historically lacked the requisite discipline could successfully implement it. Arsenal were vulnerable in the month’s opening fixture against Southampton, yet the high press increasingly bedded in and was seen to great effect against Chelsea and Basel. Against both, once the damage was done, with a tactic that benefits from measured application, not 90 minutes every match of the season, the hand-brake was sensibly applied.

Offensively, pace, fluidity and penetration have largely replaced last season’s often laboured lateral fare. In the false 9 position, Alexis’s movement drags defenders out of position and frees up space for Theo Walcott to race into the corridor of uncertainty between full back and centre back. And with Alex Iwobi, adding further fluidity and movement, his eye for a pass has led to him over-taking Mesut Ozil as the Clubs chief Premier League provider (3 assists to 0).

Defensively, and certainly since Shkodran Mustafi made his debut at the beginning of the month, Arsenal have also looked much stronger than last season at centre-back. A goal in each of the first three matches was followed by three September clean sheets (albeit Rob Holding and Gabriel Armando de Abreu were partly responsible for one of them). Mustafi, possessing both pace and aggression, appears comfortable on the front foot attacking the ball and getting in interceptions early and, by the end of the month, the first choice centre-backs seem to have formed a good understanding.

There must be question marks over the future of two long established players who seem to lack the requisite pace for Arsenal’s contre-presser: Captain Mertesacker (once he returns from injury) and Olivier Giroud.

Whilst having made an unfavourable reference to Per Mertesacker lumbering towards the touchline to allow Delli Ali to set up Harry Kane’s goal in the draw at Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal Audit has, nevertheless, regarded the retired 104 cap German international more positively than many. By the time he returns from injury the 32-year-old will have just months left on his contract. It is hard to begin to imagine him operating in a high-press and whereas he has been a focal point for moving the ball out from defence, Shkodran Mustafi is very good at stepping out himself, and faster, and also has the pace to recover. And, above all, he has pace and aggression in applying the press and getting quick challenges in higher up the pitch.

With his customary harrying of defenders roaming from the left, Alexis’s high energy combative game is a natural for the pressing game. As an internal solution for the problematic recruitment of a world-class centre-forward, it was something many supporters wanted to revisit. Many wanted to give up early. Some remain unconvinced, but it seems increasingly viable. Monsieur Wenger’s comments about the internet and social media age we live in smacked of more arrogance; but perhaps recalling his patience over his remodelling of an initially stuttering Thierry Henry he had a point? Many had long since given up on the much maligned Olivier Giroud and it seems Monsieur Wenger’s has joined them. Certainly, Lucas Perez and, when he returns from injury, Danny Welbeck seem far better suited to the new tactical approach. Nevertheless, once recovered from his toe ailment, his 3 substitute appearances (and just a total 51 minutes for the season so far) suggest could still be a useful plan B or C.

British core
Evidence of unsuccessful transfer activity has emerged this month from two intended targets. One (the other was Riyad Mahrez), full back Djibril Sidebe was intended to principally to cover the left-back position, but preferred the right and feared he wouldn’t get enough games. Kieron Gibbs appears to have no such qualms and has yet to start a Premier League match. Nevertheless, he had a decent match at Hull and has done a good job when called on as a substitute.

Alex Oxlade Chamberlain was been taken off in all three Premier League starts, and again at PSG. In his 8 appearances in all competitions, totalling 433 minutes, he has a return of 2 goals and an assist. This actually betters his return for the whole of last season (1 goal and 2 assists) from 32 appearances, but he seems no closer to being any more than a squad player.

Of course it was Theo Walcott, who has become an automatic starter, that has grabbed the most September headlines. In the first Arsenal Audit published on this site, Theo Walcott’s poor season was cited to highlight both the evermore fading ideal of Monsieur Wenger’s British core becoming the loyal future of the Club and the enduring physical brittleness of Arsenal. Walcott hurdling over Younes Kabul’s tackle when potentially in on goal in what was a perceived must win match was used to highlight the stark contrast with Leicester City’s willingness to put their bodies on the line.

Monsieur Wenger publicly outing him Jose Mourhino-style as a defensive liability on the wing and not starting him, in the absence of many options, at centre-forward had suggested his time was up.

Those words and being left out of England’s Euro 2016 squad seem to have brought about a change in attitude and application. Perhaps Arsenal’s pursuit of the hard-working Jamie Vardy and a realisation that with a game that relies almost entirely on pace, at 27, he hasn’t that long left in the game at the top level added to that. Of course, it begs the question of why Walcott didn’t head off to the gym more and apply himself previously and why Monsieur Wenger indulged him so? Nevertheless, when he came to Arsenal 10 years ago the pressing tactic was yet to emerge from Germany and no one expected Thierry Henry to track back. And Walcott’s was not alone in his lack of application as England colleague Daniel Sturridge’s difficulties in applying himself to Jurgen Klopp’s gegenpress and team ethos at Liverpool has shown. But, no matter how much he used to crave the centre forward position, Theo will never become another Thierry Henry.

His forceful run and headed first goal of his two against Basel demonstrated the improvement in application in attack, it his defensive contributions that have raised most eyebrows. Remarkably, he made more tackles (12) in his first six Premier League appearances this season than he managed in the last two seasons combined (11). Alexis has led the way with his work-rate and harrying of the opposition ever since joining the Club. Their comparative Premier League stats, from 7 matches and similar game-time, are revealing: Walcott 13 tackles compared to Alexis’s 6; 4 clearances to 0; 6 interceptions to 2; and 25 recoveries to 13. The big test for Theo is to keep doing his talking on the pitch, rather than the interview room. Nevertheless, Arsenal Audit’s abiding memory of his contribution so far this season was the block against Chelsea that seemed right out of Leicester’s (last season) text book.

Arsenal’s prospects for the remaining season
With some help from the Premier Leagues only unbeaten team, second placed Tottenham Hotspur, Arsenal’s good month has closed the gap on leaders Manchester City to 2 points and largely overcome the poor start of season preparation. Liverpool have also started well, whereas it has taken a while for the new managers at Manchester United and Chelsea to bed in. It still looks like being a very difficult and very competitive season. The contre-presser has started to show signs that an old dog can learn new tricks after all and for Arsenal Audit the adoption, at last, of a more modern tactical new approach is very welcome. Theo Walcott has been good, so far. The use of Alexis as a false 9 is looking increasingly worthwhile. Alex Iwobi’s emergence has continued apace and Arsenal are no longer so reliant on Mesut Ozil. The new signing Shkodran Mustafi has bolstered the defence. The spine and squad are the best for many many seasons. Substitutions remain a concern, but the biggest worry is that opportunities for small scale sensible rotation continue to be missed and apart from the tactical benefits this may exacerbate Arsenal’s historically poor record with injuries. The draw at PSG and commanding win over Basel suggest that maybe Arsenal may make it beyond R16 in the Champions League for once. After a bad and then good two months, it is too early to say if Arsenal look any more likely to finish any higher than the Club’s comfort zone Premier League fourth place - the first two League fixtures next month will offer a better indication. Before then Arsenal need to mind the banana skins and keep their good form going in a series of very winnable fixtures.


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  1. Bonzo

    Oct 19, 2016, 17:46 #93937

    Goodness me Jamee you must have some interesting childhood memories. You've got your old Pa randomly beating the living day lights out of local kids. I bet he had a good old chuckle with the Rozzers didn't he? Then you sat on Jimmy Saviles knee. Remember that? I think your Pa had a few more friends... What were their names now? That's right, Gary Glitter and Jonathan King. No wonder you've grown up the way you did.

  2. jeff wright

    Oct 19, 2016, 10:46 #93933

    . All of this 'pressing game 'malarkey looks rather over-rated to me.Tbh it did not appear to work that well for Kloppo against Mourinho the other night when United put the block on it by closing down the spaces that Liverpool tried to run players into. It's all old hat anyway and there is nothing new about it pressing in my view is best left to dry-cleaners and footballers should stick to playing football. Pocho's spuds also struggle with keeping up 'the pressing' for 90 minutes and are caught short if failing to score any goals during the hectic first period when they are on top after they run out of gas . That was the case last night in Germany for them when they were fortunate to hold on for a 0-0 .These so called pressing tactics work better in leagues where less games are played and winter breaks are held. Despite Wally dashing back to supposedly help out defending we still seem to be struggling at the back and all of the bullshine about Shkodran Mustafi bringing a calming influence by some suggests a visit to SpecSavers is required for them. I suggest instead that it is our opponents failures to score goals from chances they are given that is more significant than Wally's efforts or the supposedly Mustafi influence . With all of the top sides taking similar points from the lesser ones just 6 points separates them all in the league at present it is the 'one in five games' against one another for top teams that will count. Mourinho will be happier with a point from Monday nights bore fest than Kloppo will he dropped 2 at home. I remain unconvinced though that Wengo can drill our players into nicking points away the recent good draw result against PSG in Paris was more down to luck than anything . In reality we were all over the place defensively and it will take more than Wenger doing his usual copy - cat approach to coaching by trying to do some 'pressing' with Wally dashing up and down here there and everywhere to improve things -if judging by Saturday's awful defending at home to Swansea and other games this season such as the 4 goal defeat at home to Kloppo's press-gang are anything to go by. I had to laugh at Wengo's comments about Wally and his new found mental strength that has been missing for 12 years under Wengo and was again invisible during the two games that Wally played for England . Wengo with his Wally comments once again showed that he Monsieur Wenger is totally lacking in ANY self-awareness.Sad really.

  3. GS

    Oct 19, 2016, 9:52 #93932

    bba, Jamerson, leeky, trolls : Usual rubbish... "you only Post when we're winning, post when we're winning, you only post when we're winning"......Wenger's got a new book out, "How to get rich with spin".. .Out now at all good bookshops, or free with every "Wenger must stay" poster...

  4. Mark from Aylesbury

    Oct 19, 2016, 9:44 #93931

    Jamee - you're mentioning Jimmy Saville more and more, are the memories starting to return. Was Daddy, Jimmy's mate? Lots of Jimmys friends believed in old fashioned punishments as well.

  5. Arseneknewbest

    Oct 19, 2016, 9:05 #93930

    jameeba - the favourite cliche of those who've always had it better. Fool.

  6. bba

    Oct 19, 2016, 8:57 #93929

    We've never had it so good !!!!

  7. Arseneknewbest

    Oct 19, 2016, 7:40 #93928

    Mbg - To be fair to the cock-a-lekie man, there's nothing like being held captive by a swivel eyed loon in a rusty caravan for most of your adult life and being fed a diet of soggy digestives and home made ejaculate smoothies for freeing up one's disposable cash. He's probably even got spare moolah for one of Jamee son's foot long biblical hot dogs when he gets back to the caravan park. Arsene and untrammelled deviancy - that's the way to live!

  8. Mark from Aylesbury

    Oct 19, 2016, 6:07 #93927

    Jamerson - when you say "we get down at the Emirates" you can't mean yourself as you don't go. You've officially retired remember! Now I on the other hand can chose to go when I want. Just a little issue of saying goodbye to Wengo first. Please note beating kids does not make you a man. It does make you a gutless coward but there you go Mr Abuser.

  9. Mark from Aylesbury

    Oct 19, 2016, 5:50 #93926

    Jamerson - glad you've cleared that up, I suspect you are more on the spectrum of abuse for the very things you accuse us of. Thrashing kids was often the work of abusers and cover for their "deviant" as you would put it behaviour. Jimmy alwsys said he hated kids. It's probably the one truth he told. I suspect you need to look long and deep at your own behaviours and put that in order. A little word to your pal Leekey btw. Yes you and Jamee do create quite a stir the reason is you troll. Look at Gooner Ron he can actually articulate a different view. No one I can see gives him a hard time for it. The reason is he's not a buffoon.

  10. mbg

    Oct 19, 2016, 0:03 #93925

    Leek, so you've spent more watching Arsenal than others can dream off ? as GS said bully for you, (is there a trophy for that ?) no doubt you need to spend more than anyone else (and still do)on the other public convenience bowls too.

  11. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 23:05 #93924

    Leeky: PS.....don't forget your "Wenger must stay " banner for sat ....when you get to arsenal tube follow the crowds to the bowl, just round the corner from highbury.....Arsenal fc founded 1886. Not 1996.

  12. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 22:52 #93923

    Leeky : you don't irritate me, on the contrary , you're quite funny, never giving us your arsenal supporting insight , you just state the obvious , give it large when arsenal win, then disappear when they lose , you are a complete muppet, who's mantra is "Wenger must stay" surely even you can come up with something better than that....as you are a die-hard Gooner , tell me the story of Santa falling off the roof ....I doubt you know what I'm talking about.

  13. Leek fc

    Oct 18, 2016, 22:35 #93922

    Well done GS. You have now reached your pinnacle of life. An insult, a criticism, an assumption. I clearly irritate you along with others on this site. See ya Saturday. Wenger must stay.

  14. Mark from Aylesbury

    Oct 18, 2016, 22:30 #93921

    Interesting Leekey that you reply to me when I'm not actually discussing you, however you flatly refuse to answer any questions we ask you. Your still too cowardly to admit who you backed for the title. At least Jamerson the would be kid beater has some sort of balls to tell us. Ps: you know it's wrong to hit kids don't you? That was my discussion point blatant hypocrisy from Tony Attwood who accused us of all manner of things but let people suggest it was a good idea to hit kids on his site.

  15. Mad Monk

    Oct 18, 2016, 22:21 #93920

    Leeky give us some examples of games you've been to (and spent more money than everyone else you Chelsea moron) try drinking some windowlene to shine the turds you excrete.

  16. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 21:36 #93919

    Leeky : bully for you, if you spent loads following Wenger and kissing his backside you are thicker than I thought . What you spend, and if you visit the bowl does not mean you are a above anyone else, ask yourself what you will do when Wenger leaves.....also , tell me what you know about Santa falling off the roof , come on think back and tell me what it's got to do with Anything .

  17. Leek fc

    Oct 18, 2016, 21:20 #93918

    GS....As I have told everyone who criticises, see you Saturday. I have spent more watching the Arsenal than you can only dream of.

  18. mbg

    Oct 18, 2016, 20:58 #93917

    Mark from Aylesbury, yes when the David Icke brigades messiah does do one (hopefully sooner than later) they're going to have a dilemma (and a big one) on their hands alright, just like all the other AKB wengerites, yes they keep telling us their going to support the new man,(how nice of them) for how long ? are they going to fall in love with him, like they have with this one ? give him eleven years/seasons to get it right ? like they have this one ? you can bet your mortgage they'll not and won't, i'll safely bet they'll be the first to do what their accusing others of doing now if the same humiliations and embarrassments occur, and expect those others to agree with them and do likewise, they're bigger fraud's Cyrus. Cyrus out now.

  19. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 19:59 #93916

    Leeky : another classic , well done, more than 1 sentence in your post. You may be pro Wenger , but you know fcuk all about Arsenal, what will you do when he leaves?? I reply to your post cos it fun and as you know nothing about Arsenal it doesn't really matter, just a bit of post banter, you are a muppet though and it's clear you are just a wind- up merchant, but can you be sure you aren't the one being wound-up....now jog on and read the latest garbage on untold, then come back and post on here .

  20. Leek fc

    Oct 18, 2016, 19:49 #93915

    Hey Mark. Your post sounds very similar to some of the frauds on here. "a very odd individual".... "having a very thin skin in regard to criticism".... "obsessive"..... Could be Jeff, most boring gooner, anusol, bonzo, arseknewbest, jj, mad monk, or even yourself with your infatuation of Untold. Great to see that 2 pro WENGER supporter's can get under so many people's skin. Wenger must stay.

  21. Mad Monk

    Oct 18, 2016, 19:39 #93914

    Some lyrics from a song for all the Untold dicks and Wenger apologists: Oh yes I'm the great pretender Pretending that I'm doing well My need is such I pretend too much Im lonely but no one can tell Go and listen to the whole song and you will realise how much it resonates with him and what a sad figure of a man he has become. We have had our trousers pulled down by the hierarchy and every year we are fed the usual lies and spin. Do they really believe (the apologists that is) that Arsenal can achieve not only Premier League success but also have a good stab at European success? Just to sum up the deluded from Untold they ran an article on how great we are by smashing Chelsea whilst also stating " the Chelsea game was a perfect example of Arsenal's stylish and one touch football overwhelming a lethargic defence and almost pathetic Chelsea attack " Oxymoron anyone?

  22. Mark from Aylesbury

    Oct 18, 2016, 18:58 #93913

    I've mentioned in a previous thread that Mad Tony's latest exploit was to compare Ultras who abused Icardi for throwing his shirt to a kid, apparently their crazed thinking was he was trying to buy goodwill and ripped the shirt away from the kid (obviously unpleasant and odd) with Arsenal supporters who are critical of Wenger. The oddball entirely glosses over imbeciles on his website and of Jamerson on this site who advocated hitting a kid who held up a Wenger out poster. Tony is a very odd individual who by turn is deeply establishment conservative whilst having a very thin skin in regard to criticism. Perhaps he is an obsessive either way it's a strange way to run a forum. The management change will create a problem for him. If the new guy struggles does he start attacking ( his site vows to support the manager ) if the new manager is a success can he recognise it without drawing attention to Wengers failings. That's the problem if you load all your belief into the Manager and not the club. The one thing we can be glad of is when social media sites are used for comment Untold is never quoted. This would suggest the strange, paranoid site is recognised as being unreliable as an opinion piece for Arsenal supporters.

  23. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 15:52 #93911

    Mad Monk : You are spot on , Untold are a disgrace and bring Arsenal Fc into disrepute, you have more chance of stating an opposing opinion in N Korea, a controlling one-eyed website which does Arsenal no credit whatsoever. Stats, stats, excuses, blame, blah , blah, blah , just like our past it manager...a match made in heaven...& yes, I have been banned for daring to question the jokers who post on there.....

  24. Mad Monk

    Oct 18, 2016, 14:53 #93910

    Untold will no doubt have the 2016 league table on parade showing how Arsenal are the best team in the calendar year, they really are a pathetic mob who celebrated last season the fact we were top of the nicey nicey league table (or bottom depending how you view it) and saying how proud we should be (some of the parishioners even wanted medals for our angel's ) Perhaps we should have a victory parade!

  25. Badarse

    Oct 18, 2016, 14:37 #93909

    If I ever meet Bonzo I'll rattle his teeth and crack his bonce.jjetplane-I'm no longer the politicaly correct chap you all hated,I've changed and grown a pair.On Bonfire night that Gay Foulkers is going on the fire.

  26. jjetplane

    Oct 18, 2016, 14:20 #93908

    I managed ten mins on the radio and would not dream of watching a PL match. This evening off to a game which may see us go joint top in the 9th tier world. I am in awe. Funny how perceptions change and my heart is firmly rooted in this level of football and as Utd hadnot one chance on goal and shots were being balloned everywhere, PL fans really need to get a life or thy could end up mumbling scripture or doing bad impressions of Badarse. To the poor impersonator - Baddie was pro-gay and preferred to analyse repetition as opposed to writing it. Good old Kenneth Williams.

  27. Ron

    Oct 18, 2016, 12:44 #93907

    Hi Bard - agree with you there. I saw most of the 1st half. Utter snooze fest stuff. My view is that Mournhos a bad fit there. He looks uncomfortable doesnt he. Man U and his players are saying positive stuff about their game but in my view it l ultimately be his undoing. He ll be sacked if they dont reach the hallowed top 4 in my view. As you say, United wont put up with the bore game. The Clubs based on cavalier attacking stuff like no other Club in the UK. As for Liverpool, still rubbish. They ll win more than they lose but Henderson and his ilk are pretty dreadful. Arsenal are no great shakes but if the mentality of the Club was changed we could actually win that PL. The Clubs comfortable enough as they are though and wont win it. Its still an average league but the SKY hype has gone into over drive this yr ive noticed. 'Red Monday' ffs!

  28. Bard

    Oct 18, 2016, 10:17 #93906

    Ron; tried to watch the Untd Liverpool game mate and it was terrible. As an advert for the super prem it was unbelievably bad on all levels. Busby would be turning in his grave watching the current ManU.

  29. GS

    Oct 18, 2016, 9:13 #93905

    Leeky : Your last post ... "I'll carry on but..." Good one, Comedy Gold, that one....You cant carry on, cos you know sweet FA, your knowledge of Afc is what you read on here...Arsenal were founded in 1886 ( not 1996) Come back when you have something of value to say....Plonker

  30. Leekey's Bottom

    Oct 18, 2016, 8:25 #93904

    Wenger must, almost in.... Arrrgghh just one more push. Wenger must.... Arrrgghh God it's agony!.... One more push... Oh God it's finally in! Wenger must stay!

  31. Bonzo

    Oct 18, 2016, 8:05 #93903

    The mobile home was rocking all night long; BBA was dancing with his great strap-on; Leekey was blowing on Jamee's pink trombone; And Badarse filmed it all on his mobile phone; Rocking Robbin , cheep , cheep, cheep, rocking robin, cheep, cheep, cheep; We're really going to rock that caravan tonight! Jamee shook his butt with Tutu on. Leekey got the horn as Jamee wriggled his bum. BBA bent over and touched his toes. Colesey'OAP, inserted a colonic hose. Rockin Robin cheep, cheep, cheep, Rockin Robin cheep, cheep, cheep; We're really going to rock the Caravan tonight! B'darses Samsung was ready to explode. BBA was squirting out a heavy load. Leekey was handcuffed, shackled to the bed Jamee was wearing his Tutu and gave Colesey .......... Rockin Robin cheep, cheep, cheep. Rockin Robin cheep, cheep, cheep; There really rocking the Caravan tonight!

  32. jjetplane

    Oct 17, 2016, 23:58 #93902

    I see the Calendar year championes is back on the plate according to the very lonely Leekie. Where is Amos? That is not Badarse. Posts too short.

  33. Leek fc

    Oct 17, 2016, 23:03 #93900

    Best team in the land by far. We have lost once in the last seven months. Painful eh Goonersol. I'll carry on but I don't want to see you cry before bedtime.

  34. GS

    Oct 17, 2016, 22:56 #93899

    Pointless leeky strikes again , nothing new to say. Doesn't know his Arsenal from his elbow .....go away troll. One question, where were you when Santa feel off the roof ?? As your not an arsenal fan you won't know what I'm talking about .....plonker , go away .

  35. Leek fc

    Oct 17, 2016, 22:44 #93898

    Mr Wenger is absolutely right on the "negative virus" that the minority has tried to creep into the club...... Listen to you all.. NEGATIVE, NEGATIVE, blah blah blah. I sense you are all pensioners living off the old boring times whilst sat in the East stand at Highbury drinking your hot chocolate. Leave it to the younger, more passionate generation folks. Jump off the bus now Jeff and your cronies..... Wenger must stay.

  36. mbg

    Oct 17, 2016, 22:02 #93897

    ArseneKnewBest, just checked it out, (it hasn't changed much, pure spin and propaganda for the AKB sheep)notice they didn't have their helmets on, no doubt would have destroyed their nice hair do's, i'd have thought they'd already have plenty of make up on, is it any wonder we're seen as nice boy push overs, they wouldn't last a day playing that game or two or three with real men wearing proper camouflage cream.

  37. Arseneknewbest

    Oct 17, 2016, 21:52 #93896

    Badarse - You're remarkably lucid considering the time you've spent in Jameebba's seminal caravan with your erstwhile friends. I hope that crusty billiard ball in your mouth didn't chafe too much and that Jamee took it easy with his rim-tastic fantasies. I bet Mrs Badarse is delighted that you're home - 'm sure she'll get used to the smell. Try not to have too many potato juice flashbacks over the coming (see what I did there Jamee?) weeks and months.

  38. GS

    Oct 17, 2016, 21:45 #93895

    Paul ward : I agree and hope this is our season, but when all players are available can we trust Wenger to pick the right team, formation and tactics , more often than not he has got it wrong, let's hope he breaks his bad habits and comes up with a winning formula .

  39. Paul Ward

    Oct 17, 2016, 21:26 #93894

    GS Can see your point but Mustafi and Xhaka look like significant additions to the spine of the team to me, which is what you get more often than not when you spend north of 30 million on players. We look a stronger group than last year, and Ramsey, Giroud , Welbeck and Merte should bolster that squad strength further in due course. One worry for me is cover at right back. Couldn't say any of our competitors look anything special, so we may have a chance this year.

  40. Wrinkly Voyeur

    Oct 17, 2016, 19:42 #93893

    well....errrrr.....overall Neil....errrr....do you still leetle beet belieeeeeeeeeeeeeve?

  41. Arseneknewbest

    Oct 17, 2016, 18:00 #93890

    Check out the arsenal website. There's an hilarious picture of some of the players dressed up as LA Rams trying to punt merkin-man Stan's NFL franchise's appearance at Wembley. They're all trying desperately to look hard and heterosexual but failing miserably. It's a bit more like a sub-Eurovision boy band type image. You have to wonder what these idiots employ agents for - they seem to offer them no protection at all. What a bunch o'twatz.

  42. GS

    Oct 17, 2016, 17:08 #93889

    Audits - Circulars, blah, blah, blah...what's the point. Just take a look at the last 10 season's for all the analysis you need, start well, dire November, pick up around Christmas/ new year, dire March, then push on again when CL spot needed, and finish 2/3/4...If anyone can convince me it will be different this year while the TOF is still there , I'll be happy to listen/read what they have to say. Until then, lets enjoy our winning streak and be ready when the rest of the big boys come knocking....COYG

  43. jeff wright

    Oct 17, 2016, 16:14 #93888

    Once again optimism springs eternal with AKB's talking of title rivals slipping up .This , given Wengo's appalling record over the past 10 years to actually even make a proper challenge for first place, is a bit much with us only into October . I read today that Wengo ( yawn) can't assure want away Ozil that this will change either with the clown saying that there are a number of other sides who make winning the league difficult. It used to be lack of money that was put up for an excuse - now it's other teams making it difficult ! Okay , so er what about last season when then when there was only ONE team left on the run-in to beat -Leicester . Anyone got any ideas on why Wengo was unable to challenge THEM for the title with all of the other top sides well off the pace >? While Wenger remains we will continue to stagnate with the odd good performance against some team at home being used to justify Wengo's huge wages and policies - -nothing much else to audit really - other than Wenger helping to make money every season for the lovable porn mustachioed syrupy Stan back on the ranch in the good ol' US of A .

  44. mbg

    Oct 17, 2016, 15:05 #93887

    Bard, well said, it's/that's what some of us have been telling him since these started popping up like spam, using the Arsenal name and audit together to try to give it some kind of purpose, authority, or creditability like I have said, it doesn't, or doesn't impress either, just another rant in support of a past it old manager in different guise, (his initials says it all) but just like his messiah he doesn't listen or learn, just keeps bumbling and mumbling on, don't give up the day job. wenger out.

  45. Bard

    Oct 17, 2016, 11:37 #93882

    Neil the title of your post is somewhat fraudulent. Its not an audit in the recognised sense its merely your opinion. The use of word audit tries to convey authority where none exists. At least dear old Simon Rose owned his reviews. There is nothing in the post that illuminates any of the real issues it merely rehashes old news. Need to do better mate a bit like the Arsenal