Frozen North Provides Relief For Arsenal

Rare comfortable away win for Gunners v Ostersunds



Frozen North Provides Relief For Arsenal


Ed’s note – I was unable to catch yesterday’s game. However, occasional Gooner contributor Tim Stillman (more often found on the Arseblog site these days) was good enough to step in for me and cover the article on the match. My thanks to him for the piece that follows…

Some 200 miles south of the Arctic circle, Arsenal were forced to take the Europa League off the backburner after being frozen out of the race for Champions League qualification via the domestic route. For all the talk about the sub-zero conditions, it was the home side that were caught cold in the opening half an hour, standing off their visitors with hospitable reverence.

So Arsenal lit a pipe and plonked themselves in front of the fire, passing in ever dizzying combinations in front of a star struck Ostersunds rear-guard. With Osterdunds so deep that they might as well have joined the shivering ranks of Arsenal fans behind their goal, Nacho Monreal gave the Gunners an early advantage. One wonders if we’re coming to the stage where Danny Welbeck ought to be watching videos of Monreal’s movement in the penalty area.

After another period of death by possession, the Gunners moved into a two goal lead. The Swedes indulged in a spot of defensive suicide that almost looked like a tribute to their well accommodated visitors. Despite being virtually outnumbered in their own area, Ostersunds tried to play out from the back, but by this point they were so deep that they needed snorkels to see one another. Arsenal accepted their hosts gift, with Mkhitaryan’s cross ricocheting off Papagiannopoulos (thanks for making me spell that) into his own net.

The home side took around 28 minutes or so to mount their first attack, forcing Ospina into a smart save. In doing so, a collective lightbulb went off for the beleaguered home team. Nowadays, there really is no need to sit off of Arsenal in massed ranks, if you attack them or pressure them on the ball, you are far more likely to reap some rewards. Why play for a draw at home against a team that is so beatable away from home?

Subsequently, Ostersunds huffed and puffed and the match resembled something approaching an equal contest for a while. But Mesut Özil, who played in that ephemeral way we have all come to know and love, looking simultaneously in second gear but two yards ahead of everyone else, collected a Mkhitaryan pass and bundled it past the hapless goalkeeper. The goal didn’t so much put the game to bed as tuck it in with a steaming hot cup of cocoa.

The Gunners did have time to achieve the remarkable distinction of repelling a penalty. In stoppage time, Bellerin appeared to hastily slide in, then pull out of a challenge in the area. The Ostersunds man went down and the ref blew for a spot kick. For the first time since March 2014, an Arsenal goalkeeper saved a spot kick in open play as Ospina stretched and not only saved, but held the penalty, clutching the ball to his grateful bosom in the process.

Arsenal ought to be able to keep their big guns on ice for the second leg. They were able to qualify in first position in their group with a scratch team, so they really ought to be able to not lose 4-0 at home to Ostersunds. Mkhitaryan cannot play in the Carabao Cup Final, so Arsene can continue his acclimatisation by giving him a run out. Hopefully, Danny Welbeck won’t be required as anything other than a sub at Wembley, so he can probably start too.

If Wenger is looking for an insurance policy, he could wrap Mesut up on the bench with a blanky and a hot water bottle. But in reality, the second string ought to be able to handle light duties in the second leg. The likes of Holding, Nelson, Maitland Niles, Willock, Chambers and maybe even forgotten man Sead Kolasinac could probably do with the minutes in any case.

Arsenal have had to rapidly downgrade their ambitions for the season, so the Europa League moves from afterthought to ultimate aspiration in a few short months. The result in Sweden ought to be enough to see them through to the round of 16 and, I guess, the second leg will be played out in front of a mise-en-scene of red seats again.

That the fate of the season now rests on the Carabao Cup and the Europa League says much about the club’s managed decline, but we are where we are and the Gunners have a foot and three quarters in the next round of the competition and can now cast a meaningful eye on another Wembley date in nine days’ time, which ought to warm the cockles for now.

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  1. Alsace

    Feb 17, 2018, 12:51 #107202

    No one is Ian Wright. There can be only one. Thierry Henry, in his heart of hearts wishes he was as good as Wrighty.

  2. mbg

    Feb 16, 2018, 20:59 #107196

    Hee hee, like I said earlier ? there's always one. wenger out.

  3. GoonerRon

    Feb 16, 2018, 19:13 #107193

    An away win, clean sheet and penalty save, all in the same match. The team really have treated us this week.

  4. Seven Kings Gooner1

    Feb 16, 2018, 18:15 #107190

    Welbeck is no Ian Wright is he!

  5. mbg

    Feb 16, 2018, 16:39 #107185

    And relief for wenger and his wengerites too, which of course something will be made off, but realistically just another tippy tappy bore fest against not just mediocre opposition but below mediocre who allowed themselves to be opened up like four day old oysters, a real oyster fest, I bet Ozil had a great time with the ladies last night. wenger out.

  6. Alsace

    Feb 16, 2018, 13:59 #107181

    "The goal didn’t so much put the game to bed as tuck it in with a steaming hot cup of cocoa". Great journalism there. AFC stand no chance, that is 0% chance of progressing. There are still Italians and Germans in the comp who know how to defend. BTW Nacho Cheese is a fine player.

  7. Exeter Ex

    Feb 16, 2018, 12:15 #107177

    This guy Tim can write. Certain posters should take note - this is how you combine wit, articulacy and clarity. The team are often accused of just turning up thinking they'll win. In this case it was all they had to do. The few games Arsenal win these days seem to be against teams that cower like it's the Arsenal of years ago. Any team at any level that has a go these days has a chance.

  8. David1

    Feb 16, 2018, 11:21 #107174

    Good report - entertaining read. I have learners who talk about wanting to achieve 'big man tings'in life. A noble goal, and admirable ambition, but very difficult to fulfill, ironically enough, because of their use of such phrases. Arsene Wenger with his pathetic delusions would fit in well with a typical north London cohort of year 11 students.