Arsenal Wallop PSG U23s (plus Buffon, Diarra and Rabbiot)

Online Ed: Third pre-season warm up sees Ozil skipper team to victory



Arsenal Wallop PSG U23s (plus Buffon, Diarra and Rabbiot)

The 2018/19 Arsenal shirt number has a design all of its own


Ok, so some random notes on the game that was played yesterday in Singapore…

Ozil – played further forward some of the time, in tandem with Aubameyang, but also had the freedom to come deep and get involved. It did feel more like a 4-4-2 for much of the time though, with the wide attacking players covering back. Perhaps this is the solution to the Ozil problem. He looked a better player based on this performance, although that of course has to be tempered with…

PSG’s starting eleven. I’d heard of three of them – Buffon, Diarra (once at Arsenal for less than six months, now playing at centre back) and Rabbiot (a one-time Wenger target). However, for the most part, Arsenal were facing their under-23 team. Emery would have been familiar with the players that were at PSG the previous season, whilst his opposite number Thomas Tuchel is naturally way behind on that front. So victory should not have surprised too many, given the comparative strengths of the squads, having said that…

After a cracking opening goal scored by Ozil from Aubameyang’s cross, Arsenal spurned a number of excellent chances. It was a pre-season friendly, and they came good in the end anyway, but it was a weakness in their game last season and a little more clinical finishing would not go amiss.

Pace… or the lack of it. In the second half both Kolasinac and Sokratis were caught napping by PSG’s Timothy Weah. They played a high line, as did PSG. In that respect they were better opponents than Atletico Madrid two days previously because they were able to play the ball in behind PSG’s defence. However, at times, this tactic was equally well utilized by their opponents, and this led to the left back’s concession of a penalty kick, and an equalizer.

Bring on the kids! Amongst the youngsters that came on were Emile Smith-Rowe and Eddie Nketiah. The latter was credited by the TV broadcasters with two goals – as one that was probably Lacazette’s was finished off by the Nketiah when it already looked over the line. A decent contribution anyway. Smith-Rowe was even more impressive than on Thursday, although PSG’s tactics presented him with the opportunity to run into space on either flank to provide good crosses, one of which led to Arsenal taking a 2-1 lead when Lacazette met the ball. He shows a natural football intelligence with his runs. Will Emery trust him in the Premier League? Is it worth having him on the bench? No-one wants to see a Jack Wilshere style burnout, but the boy looks like a bit of a player. Maybe double-barreled surnames are the future, as Maintland-Niles may well figure more next season. By now the formation was a more familiar 4-2-3-1, but he filled the number 10 role wonderfully.

Visit Rwanda. On this lime green kit, the sleeve sponsors looked far more prominent. The first two words I associate with Rwanda are genocide and machetes. The next two are Andy Kershaw (I don't expect too many of our readers to know why, but there it is). What were the club thinking? Honestly? To the best of my knowledge the president (albeit a Gooner) has a lot of questions about how he has remained in power. There is an argument that spending £30 million on the sleeve sponsorship will make the country £300 million from extra visitors. If any Gooners are planning a holiday there, do let us know, we’d be intrigued.

Those patterned Arsenal shirt numbers. Remember the IKEA adverts for chucking out the chintz? What next, a paisley away strip? The mind boggles.

The green away kit. Not sure about this one, but you know what, in time we’ll have gone through every colour in the rainbow. The acid test is how many people will actually buy it. I’ll be watching the stands at home and away games to see. Some will, and I do have a polo shirt this colour somewhere. Is it Arsenal? No. Does that make a blind bit of difference to the kit designers? No. Will I be buying it? At those prices? Come on people. On principle I am reluctant to pay for the privilege of being a walking billboard for anyone.

I’ll leave it there. Good win, some nice goals, but won’t count for toffee on August 12th. Still, this season I am actually watching the pre-season matches. That is something that probably hasn’t happened since the days the club were back at Highbury, so that’s progress by any measure.

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  1. markymark

    Aug 04, 2018, 22:10 #111560

    Word meaning : Wengerist / Wengerism, - A utopian socialist philosophy that believes by paying extremely high salaries to mediocre workers one can gain cult like devotion of employees. Traits include a tendency to devote philosophy practice over tangible reward. A refusal to engage in hard work. A collective sulk that can last up to 10 years., Wengerists are otherwise known as Wankers. Sorearse’s and Toads

  2. John F

    Aug 04, 2018, 22:07 #111559

    Right back position I meant.Still on a high after the great test match victory against India.

  3. John F

    Aug 04, 2018, 21:57 #111558

    Arsenal looked impressive tonight.Although it is hard to judge in a friendly match I did notice some changes in Arsenals playing style.Not so much side to side passing and quick on the counter attack and from what I could tell on the screen the centre backs drifted back to the half way line when we attacked which is a change from the high line they played under Wenger.Arsenal still looked vulnerable to high balls at the back and Leno may get caught out in the prem when he plays the ball out casually with his feet.Left back is a problem area, we will either have Bellerin who is fast but can't tackle or Lichtsteiner who is slower but can tackle.We have some very good youngsters coming through especially Guendouzi he looks good enough to start ahead of Xhaka and Elneny.It will be an interesting team selection by Dick,I think he will adjust the team and formation to the team we are playing which may put Arsenal fans in a state of shock.

  4. Exeter Ex

    Aug 04, 2018, 18:54 #111557

    If only Badarse realised how obviously his posts betray his deep resentment at a new era at Arsenal. But he doesn't.

  5. Badarse

    Aug 04, 2018, 17:54 #111556

    He applied the roll-on, fragrant onion and chive aroma. Oh, how he wished for a second coming, but once a month was his zenith. He gazed longingly at the Arsene Wenger poster on his wall and began singing to himself, 'I'm not in love...', a tear formed in his eye, it was the ninth tear today. He popped his weasel happily. Oh how they congratulated each other, each believing that the other was a very good egg. A good egg, but not quite as good as themselves. He wanted Easter to arrive much more than the new season, chocolate eggs were better than Cheesey Dips. What is that smell, they wondered. Ah, they knew almost at once. It was a breath of fresh air, they'd clubbed together and bought an air freshener that you plugged in. It squirted it's toxic artificial smell periodically. Would it last the season? This was a pertinent question. Were Sugar Puffs homophobic? Were Golden Grahams really the golden era they wished it to be in their memories? And were Corn Flakes anything to do with a Crabber-locker fishwife?

  6. mbg

    Aug 04, 2018, 16:50 #111555

    Don Howe, good post, yes it's great isn't it, a breath of fresh air has swept through the club with Unai and his gutting (and I bet the AKB wengerites can see it too but of course would never admit it, they're still waiting/hoping and praying for the tomb to open again and for the second coming) new ways, tactics, not knowing what's going to happen, what the outcome will be, unlike for the last fourteen years/seasons of predictable s**t in every way shape and form tactics, etc, etc, etc, right down to the excuses for it all that he spewed out of the weasels gob every time he opened it. Theres a breath of fresh air alright and it's more than a breath running through the club again, a spring in our step again too, real genuine excitement, it's been a long time since any of us could say that, and long may it continue, roll on next week.

  7. Don Howe

    Aug 04, 2018, 15:27 #111554

    Manchester City, the Premier League for spoiledbastards Champions are coming to the Arsenal Stadium next sunday. I wonder what our best team is and whether it will include our new midfield destroyer? What will our tactics be? It is genuinely exciting after 12 years of wasted season ticket money. Can we make a decent fist of the new season. Will we learn to defend properly?

  8. mbg

    Aug 04, 2018, 14:57 #111553

    Just picked up the new season fixture booklet from my newsagents, oh how wonderful and refreshing to see a new face of a fresh new Manager on The Arsenal fixture page in stead of that other old tired dead beat with his sickening leathery grin. Exciting times ahead, roll on next week.

  9. Badarse

    Aug 04, 2018, 11:06 #111552

    aerosol? Ballerina? fracking? Oil? Hair bear? Lamentable? Absolutely!

  10. Don Howe

    Aug 02, 2018, 20:37 #111551

    Why oh why oh why are we still talking about the aerosol? Ballerina was lamentable last night. I was screaming at him to get to the fracking bye line and cross properly. He isn't capable and the quicker we get rid of the diseased players the better. Oil seems to be reacting to a proper coach as does Cech. I like some of the new guys. Hair bear seems capable. Roll on SUNDAY NEXT.

  11. mbg

    Aug 02, 2018, 17:51 #111550

    So the buckie fest and spittle swapping is over for another night for the pervs, with the sorearsed one sobering up with more racism and bigotry to get him ready for tonights, but as usual swotted away like a fly on a cows arse, well done lads, toady toady sudo cream please.

  12. jjetplane

    Aug 02, 2018, 14:44 #111549

    Very early days but Ozil I agree played well and Emile is certainly an intelligent performer for his age. Cech does look sprightly and Unai is figuring him strongly as he is Bellerin who again was looking shaky and off the pace against their speedy youngster. Sure Unai is working on these players and giving them better balance and less dislocation with their team mates. What I like overall is the control Arsenal are now capable of exerting over an opponent and even with the poor start they grew well into the game as Chelsea faded. Reckon Unai will make Arsenal more solid and less prone to the instabilities experienced under Monsieur W (hushed tones) and perhaps a willingness to carve out something even if the performance is under par. Early days but the confidence will grow.

  13. Exiled in Pt

    Aug 02, 2018, 14:00 #111548

    yes mate i really do think that Dick will get the best out of Ozil and hopefully after all the fiasco in Germany Ozil might just want to remind a few people that he is still top draw! Would still like to see Ainsley get a chance in that midfield 2 in front of Torreira once we get him up to speed and playing ..

  14. Ham

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:51 #111547

    Exiled, agree with you about Bellerin last night, I've never been a fan of his; on the plus side Ozil was excellent, really looked up for it and always involved and looking for an incisive pass, maybe Unai will be able to get the best out of him (and a few others!)

  15. Exiled in Pt

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:44 #111546

    Ham your right mate it was a bad night for PA but i think he will play on the left of Lacazette and Ozil on the right when the season starts. He will not have many games like that in a season were as Mkhi just does not do enough for me. Left back still looks a worrying position as SK just looks like he has gone backwards since he arrived , he looks ok going forward but is poor as a defender and Bellerin had a poor night, that young lad for Chelski ripped him apart he looks a very good prospect but will be surprised if he gets the game time there when the season starts , sort of pace we could do with going forward..

  16. Badarse

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:39 #111545

    It was a WOR clique Fan tastic Voyage. The four intrepids didn't need to be miniaturised, they were mentally small enough. MAYDUP man favoured a bottom hole approach, but Eggman had spoken and his self-opinionated cerebral judgement prevailed. They entered via the ear hole. It was closer to the nerve centre, the brain, affectionately known as Brian. They walked up the down escalator until they reached the door to Brian. It was shaped like a life-sized naked Arsene Wenger, and the handle was the knob, and we all knew that. They all grabbed for it at once. jjingoballs got there first, he was a bit more cunning than the other three, he had no scruples about fair play, it was a 'boot boy' thing. Stepping inside they heard the noise of whirling , those devilish whirlings again, and were met by a host of Badarses. One manned the pump, another pumped the man. One sat on another's knee, another ran around in a '71 home shirt. Two went head to head, and two went belly to belly. Meanwhile the programme was running, as was one on the treadmill. It was a cacophony of noise, especially where a group of five were singing, 'One Unai Emery...'. The four Lost Boys peeped through the eyes and were astonished by the clarity, Nark was astonished by the claret and fell over. So this is reality three of them remarked together, MAYDUP man echoed it 30 seconds later and Nark poured his unfinished vino into Hoddle. Now they all knew what they knew and a little of what Badarse knew. They felt all the better for it, and MAYDUP man just felt, even his hat was a felt one. Then they decided it was information overload and had to retreat. How did they leave? They all looked to MAYDUP man who was happily hopping up and down in Hoddle and Waddle. Nark said, 'He is getting excited.' and Eggman took control of both the situation and jjingoballs' random speechifying of Voltaire and Camus' camel. He has seen the sign and read it as excite. It is the exit and the way to a life we are more comfortable with, so get behind me!' To the tune of "Follow you, follow me." they hummed their way out of the ear hole of Badarse.

  17. Exiled in Pt

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:32 #111544

    Hello Ron , think your right about Cech. As a team the press did not work last night specially in that first 30 minutes but they kept at it which was good. You are right we cannot afford to carry 2 players in Ozil and Mkhi. Will take time to adapt to the new system , will be interesting to see what team he fields on Saturday against Lazio.

  18. Ham

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:27 #111543

    Aubameyang was awful last night. Lacazette has proved he can finish and has to start.

  19. GoonerRon

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:19 #111542

    @ Exiled - all good observations. Is it my eyes or does Cech look a bit leaner than last season? Maybe Leno coming in as a genuine contender for the GK shirt has sharpened him up a bit. On Mkhi, I think he and Ozil together in midfield isn’t workable against top opposition unless Emery can instill more urgency in their off-the-ball work.

  20. Exiled in Pt

    Aug 02, 2018, 13:08 #111541

    Few things possibly learnt from last nights game. Guendouzi is a better player than Elneny , Sokratis is as the Germans were saying not worth the money, he looks like a Le Fraud buy to be honest !! I cannot see Mkhitaryan playing for me it will be Auby , Lacazete & Ozil as a front 3. It was good to see young Emile grow into the game after a shaky start where i think the pace caught him out ! Center back area still looks worrying but for me Chambers has got to be one of the 2 and with Torreira in front it should look a little more solid. Nice to see 5 well taken penalties .

  21. markymark

    Aug 02, 2018, 12:27 #111540

    Within a few months of the last of Jameson’s , slave , pollywog , white supremacy and anti catholic and Jewish rantings. Sorearse said he was funny because he scattered the WOR. If David Duke praised Wenger the old Charlatan and Hypocrite would be on here promoting the Klan. Apart from blowing smoke up Ron’s arse he serves no other purpose. He Last went to Arsenal 12 years ago., his hero has been dead longer. The conveyor belt is running Baddie. What will be your epitaph ? Charlatan , Liar , Hypocrite .

  22. jjetplane

    Aug 02, 2018, 12:24 #111539

    Trollyarse tries sooo hard to sound breezy and creative but the transparency of 'banal drivel' tells the story of a disinterested football fan who hooked up with a false idol (hushed tones) and then was betrayed. He was sooooo happy trolling against the WOBs until Monsieur (hushed tones) was told to move out and go taste jam in Paris. Now silly troll extends his suffering by writing banal drivel (hushed tones) which TOOAW pretends he gets/likes and is even inspired to mimic in his own spud-like fashion and so the two make their confusive way wondering 'did they ever get football?' .... Unai Unai Unai! WOBs own Arsenal (loud tones). Ninth tier (happy tones) kicks off at three on Saturday! Football is back.

  23. Exeter Ex

    Aug 02, 2018, 11:50 #111538

    No Badarse - you wrote it so it is so. You called the anti-Wenger 'quislings'. You gloated when Wenger signed his new contract last year. You defended the horrific posts of Toady and Jamerson. You said 'You deserve a heavy slap'. You wrote those things. The site editor did call Toady a Spud troll. Toady did write post 116735. None of this is made up by anyone, those words still exist on this website as proof. Pretending now it's all subjective opinion or made up by the 'Lost Boys' doesn't alter the existing facts.

  24. Badarse

    Aug 02, 2018, 11:36 #111537

    They stepped out of the house and into the postman. He was coming in looking gone out. The Lost Boys knew what they knew, each didn't know what the others knew, or whether what they knew was old. They reassured each other that they were on the right side of the moon, and howled their approval of each other's banal drivel. We have written it so it must be so. It was like a chapter in Animal Farm. Poor old Dobbin read it and accepted it, even though it made him hoarse. Had he never learned anything from westlower? Badsarse had equalised in the last 20 secs of time added on and struck the casual winning penalty. He had dressed and showered, then found he should have done it in reverse order, like Mesut's reverse pass. He put on dry clothes. Was that OK according to those 4 Lost Boys? They may say it wasn't acceptable, and if you didn't have an Accep Table where do you sit to eat, on your bottom? They gave him the match ball, he gave the Lost Boys some Cheesey Dips.

  25. markymark

    Aug 02, 2018, 10:48 #111536

    TOAD - sit back and eat some PIE. Badarse is a big fan. Oozing out the sides is the stink of corruption , Vice and Wanton Groping. 99% of humanity would go no where near it. But there’s always your 1%. Perhaps when you and Baddie meet up you can wear your dirty Macs . That way you can recognise each other.

  26. mbg

    Aug 02, 2018, 0:54 #111535

    Oh dear toady spud head, mug, is that the best you've got after all this time, I bet your perv mate will be made up with that show of comradeship hee hee, he should be along to thank you soon, and you both can share your slabbered over bottle of buckie.

  27. Exeter Ex

    Aug 02, 2018, 0:09 #111534

    A known Spurs troll who thinks it's amusing to post about dads getting aroused in front of their sons, and who on any site with any degree of moderation would've been permanently banned a long time ago, is probably not the best person to judge the foibles of others.

  28. TOOAW

    Aug 01, 2018, 23:43 #111533

    Chief constable Ex. Far too much time on your hands fella. Move on. Move forward. Move nearer the edge of the cliff if necessary. You're doing the Arsenal brand lots of disservice. I fear for you fella. Leave Arsenal to Arsenal fans/supporters/attendees. You clearly aren't any of these 3. Stirring occasionally. Stirring constantly. Stirring your coffee in the morning. Pretty much buy the bye or bye the buy or bye the bye or bye bye Exter. Sir Badarse blows you all to smithereens. MUG (sorry mbg) has still got that twinkle when it comes to Arsene. He simply cannot let go. It's all he posts about. Boring or what. He/she is a despicable fool but as he sits within your agenda then that's fine. Wiping Arsene Wenger out of The Arsenal history is not exactly what the average or even lesser fan does. If it's ok with you then you're one hell of a spud.

  29. mbg

    Aug 01, 2018, 20:28 #111532

    jj, well said, I remember some of us touching on that way back when the weasel was still here, what would/will the AKB's do when their messiah goes ? will they follow him etc, etc, and low it has come to pass, their beloved has not only pissed off but was sacked, and they are no longer fit for purpose, needed or required or more importantly wanted, so that begs the question why are they still here, hanging around stinking the place out ? (just like their messiah used to do) it's not that, or like they ever supported Arsenal and wanted the best for them, that was proved over and over and over again on numerous occasions, and still is/continues to be.

  30. mbg

    Aug 01, 2018, 19:56 #111531

    jj, and just as importantly the I, do I, want to continue to suffer, it was always I, and always will be I, me me me where ever the skinny runt ends up, he is and always was and always was an arrogant egoistic c**t. Thank God he's gone.

  31. Exeter Ex

    Aug 01, 2018, 19:54 #111530

    If you've spent years goading and gloating 'lost boys on an alien site' e.g. "The club's yours fella as long as you want it" (TOOAW, Feb 2018) "Arsene has confounded the WOR"(Badarse, May 2017) and many other variations on 'Arsene is manager and there's nothing you can do about it' then it really should come as no surprise to receive mocking and disdain when you're proved wrong. No amount of revisionism today can change historical record and it is funny to see the inevitable turning of tables perceived as 'fear' by those who lost their main weapon. The idea that someone like TOOAW - outed as a Spurs troll by the site editor and someone who, to put it as kindly as possible, has a highly unsavoury sense of humour - is a 'run of the mill Arsenal fan' is also amusing. Indeed anyone who, as recently as April 20128, was still hoping that Wenger would go on could never be categorised as a 'run of the mill' Arsenal fan but had proven themselves a fan of the man first and not the club.

  32. mbg

    Aug 01, 2018, 19:34 #111529

    markymark, well done, his arse kicked yet again, it must be worn away to nothing, it's so easy, and obviously he loves it, and it's not the fact the halfwit keeps coming back for more (isn't there specialised sites and clubs for that ?) it's the fact he keeps his arse stuck out and wiggles it about asking for it, definitely a perv alright..

  33. markymark

    Aug 01, 2018, 19:07 #111528

    Baddie you’ve been down this weird route before including your pseudo hooligan post and blathering on about tough guys you once knew. It ended with your humiliation as post upon post took the piss out of you at 80 stumbling around. We’ve had a chat where I’ve offered to meet you, (Like you said) only one of us is going to remain standing. Bring your Perv Pal as well. You’re both going to have a few words from me, then any misbehaviour and you’ll pay a very heavy price. No one fears you Baddie on this site. Maybe some middle aged guys fear you who suffer flashbacks when they see on the street , a reminder of your past. But as I said there I no fear on this site just some pity and quite a bit of disdain through to outright loathing.

  34. Exeter Ex

    Aug 01, 2018, 18:31 #111527

    It's true that this once was an 'alien' site in that sense that it was one of very, very few which challenged the pro-Wenger status quo across social and mainstream media. The OG was a place for that minority who could see that Wenger's race was run, that AFC would only decline if he carried on. This enraged some of the sons of Wenger, and many would be on here telling the rest of how wrong we were. But Wenger did carry on, this minority of 'lost boys' were proved right, most of the Wenger boys fell away, and the anti-Wenger minority finally became a majority across the piece. Wenger has gone but incredibly some sons of Wenger remain still, and have convinced themselves that - far from the deeply conservative defenders of the status quo that they were for so many years - they are in fact radical outsiders, free thinkers, disingenuously claiming that it was never really about Wenger after all, they're fine with him going despite bitterly raging against it until the very end. Whilst those that saw what they could not are somehow the 'blind' ones, the limited ones. It's a deeply delusional twist in self-image, bereft of any comprehension of historical context, but that's who they've become. They stay on in this delusional state because they just don't know how to find their way to anywhere else.

  35. Badarse

    Aug 01, 2018, 17:43 #111526

    Nark and jjingoballs. There is no need to fear me or Only One. We are just run of the mill Arsenal fans on an alien site for lost boys. Be easy in your beds, or anyone else's, you are not on trial, 'Here come de judge.' Peas be upon you brethren from the Dark Side, a little howl at the moon is fine in anyone's book, providing it doesn't annoy the neighbours. Imagine if Coca Cola and Pepsi Cola were the same company. Imagine if the cradle of life was in Europe and not Africa and we migrated to a warmer clime and were the snowflakes and treated as an inferior kind by darker skinned buddies. Imagine there's no Devon. Imagine no internet and lost boys alone in their own heads. Imagine a society with political nous. Imagine no eggs or Cheesey Dips. Imagine no Gulf Stream. Imagine no WC, Olympics, CL, Europa, or Brexit. Imagine Henry the 8th not defying the Vatican and we'd all be Catholics. Imagine the USA without the Quaker Pilgrims and it leading to Evangelists. Imagine we hadn't gone to Russia for the WC and supported all gays and protested against the macho wife-beating society of Putin. Imagine Arsenal winning the title.

  36. markymark

    Aug 01, 2018, 17:00 #111525

    I’ll wage money that Liam Holmes is a committed Wenger Boy or at least was shouting traitor at those who wanted him out. Attacking woman and kids was Wenger Boy MO, offering out threats of violence and slaps. A desperate rabble with just two left on this site , one decrepid and one a perv.

  37. jjetplane

    Aug 01, 2018, 15:50 #111524

    Guess it's as hard for AKBs to deal with the fact they are no longer required at Arsenal. Arsene (Monsieur) can always make a few bob jam tasting but what of the average AKB. Maybe the WOB could set up a charity or something to heal these poor damned souls as they make their way back from the over bright side. You can see the pain in their posts. Horrifying. Not long to go now WOBS - Unaaaaiiiiii!

  38. Badarse

    Aug 01, 2018, 12:33 #111523

    Oh yea. Seeing of a bright light in the south-eastern skies, and the light was red. It bestows upon thee and thou, and Lou, a future in the tea leaves of a redily becoming seas on us all. Shake up the rattling beads in a tin cup, scatter them a-strewing of the contents and stick your bottom in the hair, anyone's hair. It will come to pass sideways, forwards and for some backwards. The gods of the fields of gold give unto thee your daily bread and Daily Telegraph. I beseech thee, eat one and bin the other. Peas be upon you all, or any Iceland frozen veg. Goodly olde Arsenal. Goodly olde U Nay Em Ree.

  39. TonyEvans

    Aug 01, 2018, 12:30 #111522

    Whatever happens this season at least we now have a manager who will be held accountable. So if, unbelievably, we lose say 8-2 Unai would be for the high-jump and not deemed bigger than the club itself.

  40. A Cornish Gooner

    Aug 01, 2018, 12:01 #111521

    Badarse. Have you seen the images of Arsenal fan Liam Holmes. Can you think of any justification for the girl to deserve not one but two 'heavy slaps'?

  41. jjetplane

    Aug 01, 2018, 11:24 #111520

    'Typically from a man who has always been more interested in tomorrow then yesterday, Monsieur Wenger begins with thoughts on the future ...' He says: 'But do I want to continue to suffer as much?'

  42. Badarse

    Aug 01, 2018, 10:30 #111519

    Nark have told you before my bottom shouldn't be the focus of attention for you and the MAYDUP man, but it isn't bony it in fact is my best feature. I have a way with it. Long shirt up over my hips, bottom stuck out like Max Wall and I wiggle it about as I strut my moves on the dance floor. Just picture it, oh you already have. The killer is the head moving forwards and backwards. That may prove difficult for you lot as moving forwards is a constant problem, it's too easy to keep moving backwards, isn't it? Now try to find a path in life which doesn't involve me or minutia. Up the Arsenal, up the bottom. Anyone for Cheesey Dips?

  43. markymark

    Aug 01, 2018, 10:14 #111518

    Baddie - not noticed any Momentum twaddle recently. Have they kicked your bony arse out of the group ? Wenger’s gone baddie , never to return . The work to separate him entirely out of the club had gone far better than I hoped. You Wenger rabble must despair , no Stand naming , no place on the Board , a forgotten man in the press. Apparently Arsenal would collapse after his leaving . The spirit is back , we can even kick out Ramsey and buy better. Times are exciting once again . For you it’s just the past. Joe Baker anyone?

  44. jjetplane

    Jul 31, 2018, 20:41 #111517

    'Arsene continues spreading raspberry jam on a slice of bread (no butter) as we prepare to look back over his 22 years running one of the world's top clubs.' 'He admits to having received many job offers.' Arsene last seen on a French cookery channel tasting various jams as the audience waits for him to say 'the maker of this jam has a good mental speeeerit.' The studio explodes with laughter as Arsene carries on playing with his zip which further delights the audience. Over on the Unai channel 'There will be more intensity .... shifting the emphasis from possession to showing remorseless hunger off the ball.' 'Unai will work relentlessly on his players' weaknesses, which should benefit stagnating youngsters such as Bellerin, Chambers, Holding and Iwobi.' Here's to Unai!

  45. mbg

    Jul 31, 2018, 19:14 #111516

    And there will be no resurrection, no matter how his AKB wengerite flock wait and wail for the miracle of the great stone being rolled back, there's a new messiah in town, Come on Unai.

  46. Exeter Ex

    Jul 31, 2018, 18:08 #111515

    "The most common lie is that which one lies to himself" What's the matter, don't you like the Friedrich game you started anymore?

  47. Badarse

    Jul 31, 2018, 18:00 #111514

    And I thought we never had any Wallies connected with Arsenal anymore.

  48. Exeter Ex

    Jul 31, 2018, 16:56 #111513

    Your God is dead.

  49. Badarse

    Jul 31, 2018, 16:39 #111512

    Thus spake Zarathustra.

  50. Exeter Ex

    Jul 31, 2018, 16:36 #111511

    "Monsieur Wenger, pronounced in hushed tones" Jesus wept! Why do some people think it's virtuous to live up other people's arseholes? We see it on here too. It seems sheer longevity is the thing Wenger is most acclaimed for now. To willingly place yourself in the position of obsequious supplicant really is pathetic.

  51. mbg

    Jul 31, 2018, 14:48 #111510

    Exeter Ex, yes from someone who watched and loved boring paint drying football from his messiah for upwards of thirteen years and never realised or thought it, he suddenly has a great insight into the Emery way having played a couple of games, what an Idiot, oh the bitterness over his beloved messiah is still there and pouring out.

  52. Badarse

    Jul 31, 2018, 14:48 #111509

    Good news and bad news. Good news, Mars will be bigger tonight. Bad news, Wagon Wheels remain the same size.

  53. jjetplane

    Jul 31, 2018, 13:22 #111508

    Jacob Steinberg in the Guardian writes: 'the price of inertia is that the squad Wenger left behind was the worst of his 22-year reign' & 'Vague tactics have led to Arsenal becoming flimsy, immature and prone to collapse at the first sign of trouble.' Contrast with what Darren Tulett writes: 'staff would not dream of addressing him in any other way than Monsieur Wenger, pronounced in hushed tones that convey the respect in which this grand man of world football is held.' 'Wenger has not stopped working for 34 years, In a time when managers are taking sabbaticals ....' 'Wenger is a dream for a TV host because he has a remarkable memory ...' Darren Tulett is a TV host at beIN sports where shock horror! Wenger plies his trade of spin. Unai's title at Arsenal is Football Coach. Wenger's was Dictator for Life! The Rest is History ....

  54. Badarse

    Jul 31, 2018, 12:00 #111507

    Anyone who likes Talking Heads check out the youtube Talking Heads vs Trump. Good old Heads, good old Arsenal, good old Unai.

  55. Badarse

    Jul 31, 2018, 9:35 #111506

    Come on lads, the paint is dry, you can come out of your corner.

  56. mbg

    Jul 30, 2018, 22:54 #111505

    wenger has been spotted half way up the Eiffel tower rocking back and forth, some were concerned for his welfare at first but then realised he was there with the permission of the painting company reliving the last fourteen years watching paint dry.

  57. mbg

    Jul 30, 2018, 21:28 #111504

    Funny the AKB wengerites have been watching the equivalent of/to paint drying on the pitch under their messiah and cheering it and were exalted by it for years, it's still on the brain, they just still let go. Come on Unai.

  58. mbg

    Jul 30, 2018, 21:06 #111503

    Exeter Ex, good one, hee hee,

  59. Exeter Ex

    Jul 30, 2018, 19:35 #111502

    Having applied some 6th form lot criticism to it, I think the gist of the latest 6th form offering is "the Emery era is boring, all other football other than Wengerball is boring, this is what you wanted, now you're stuck with it". If only the rest of us were clever enough and hadn't been brainwashed by the media, we'd see the truth in that. Oh the barrenness of a Wenger free world!

  60. jjetplane

    Jul 30, 2018, 19:19 #111501

    He really is slipping down the scale. His worst yet! Interesting thingy on Arsenal in the Grooniad listing Wenger's lows which far exceeded his highs. Unai is talking of leaders on the pitch and instilling such leadership but after Adams and the rest had given up playing Wenger just could not get leadership together and really his whole demeanour over the years is one of introversion and perhaps a fear of that physical side of the game. His original group of which many were GG's men kept Wenger out of the physical game I think in a sense they were more amused with the Plastic Prof than they were stricken by his much publicised genius. They let him watch his videos while they managed the games and the PL wins. Unai is quite the opposite so let's enjoy the real Arsenal clawing back into contention.

  61. A Cornish Gooner

    Jul 30, 2018, 19:13 #111500

    Good news. After a few hours spent by the team working downstairs, he now has cut piles. Betterarse!

  62. A Cornish Gooner

    Jul 30, 2018, 18:56 #111499

    Ex. I think he's had problems with his loop piles.

  63. Exeter Ex

    Jul 30, 2018, 18:43 #111498

    When someone spends a couple of days on their sixth form creative writing essay, you'd hope for something a little more coherent. D-.

  64. A Cornish Gooner

    Jul 30, 2018, 18:29 #111497

    Badarse. I'm pretty sure most posters on here would be hoping for an EggsHell finish.

  65. Badarse

    Jul 30, 2018, 15:52 #111496

    They'd painted themselves into a corner, Dulux Emulsion Satin finish, and when they sat in it they were indeed finished. One was used to sitting in a corner and sticking his thumb in his pies, an unhygienic habit and it made him pasty. This wasn't what they all wanted. One wanted carpet, he was desperate to get his underfelt one way or another. They sat there watching the paint dry, they cheered and exalted at the process until there wasn't a dry tier in the house. They all agreed that the floor had been sanded well, 'Good old Emery.' they shouted ensemble.

  66. mbg

    Jul 30, 2018, 14:47 #111495

    jj, yes and to think they were well used to it, and loved it for years with an amateur manager who was playing it for years. Come on Unai.

  67. markymark

    Jul 30, 2018, 8:23 #111494

    The deluded Wenger Boy who still can’t process Wenger was sacked thinks we’re fickle? 2008/9 Season wanted Wenger out, never altered my view . Once you changed to Wenger out , you’d never go back. 20,000 of the nice brigade finally agreed with us last season. Nothing for you to hang onto Perv Boy best hang out with the dwindling Untold cultists.

  68. jjetplane

    Jul 30, 2018, 0:31 #111493

    AKBs really don't like amateur football which most are brought up on around the planet. Idiot trolls.

  69. mbg

    Jul 30, 2018, 0:06 #111492

    jj, Laughable isn't he ? popping in from one of these chicken on a basketball sites (or men in grey mac sites)with silly, stupid, meaningless quips that I bet he doesn't even think funny. You couldn't make it up. Come on Unai.

  70. jjetplane

    Jul 29, 2018, 22:13 #111490

    2005 Wenger should go 2018 Wenger's gone. Not so fickle little Wengerboy. Nice try but Unai is one of ours. Bye. May yet change my mind about quite a few who served under Wenger now we have our fist real manager for two decades. Shouldn't you be somewhere else now your leader has been sacked. Keep on squirming.

  71. TOOAW

    Jul 29, 2018, 21:48 #111489

    jj at 12:38.......... hate the shirt........ jj at 18.25....... love the shirt. Nicely summing up the Arsenal fan 2018 and 9th tier football. Fickle yet again.

  72. jjetplane

    Jul 29, 2018, 18:25 #111488

    Watched a bit more and immediately seeing a discernible shape to the team as they move together in small units as play dictates and interesting to hear that Bouldie apparently has the squad going back to old school weight training and related to beef the lads up a bit. Reading between can see this was something Wenger frowned upon as it disturbed his art and philosophy (of which he was the only member) movement on the pitch where abstract expressionism ruled without reference to a cubist format thereby losing any suprematist aim. What would he have known not having spent a day in the arts though lots of time in basic economic classes in some French Poly equivalent. Now Unai obviously knows his Picasso and knows it is the artists who create the work so therefore we have active cohesion already showing - something which Wenger tried to get his head around for a decade and more and failed turning inwards in a state of desertion. Now looking forward to an Arsenal game in the PL for the first time for **** knows how long. Even like Ramsay's new haircut and the shirts are not so bad ....

  73. mbg

    Jul 29, 2018, 17:48 #111487

    Was the third kit a parting gift from the old weasel ? with one of his sly grins, after all he had his big red hooter were stuck in everything else before he was sacked, it's like something catweasel or a scarecrow would wear. Lets hope the Boss will put the football shirt thing right too.

  74. mbg

    Jul 29, 2018, 16:08 #111486

    No acclimatising, taking time to bed in (a year) getting used to their new teammates, getting used to Rob the chef's cooking (that's if he hasn't been gutted to) getting used to the different grass, with Unai, you know something ? We could be ready to go, for the first time in fourteen years, remember when we used to hear that from the AKB's every season ? after the TOF made a couple second rate signings and a few sperm and told us they were top top qualittee. Thank God he's gone. Well done Unai keep it up.

  75. jjetplane

    Jul 29, 2018, 12:38 #111485

    Brand madness and those shirts are such a limp colour. Does not help with Arsenal identity but all these clubs on the world circuit are at it making most clubs a distant corporate entity unless you have money to burn. Noticed some nice ball trapping in the opponent's half and decent passing in the right direction. Great to see Ozil pop up in the box though no PSG defender in sight makes it easy. As said even the likes of me am watching this stuff as it arrives on Arsenal.com though have distance to burn between me and the club as I am sure lots of kids in Islington have. It really is a racket but interesting to keep an eye on and see how Unai takes it forward as the first football coach the club has had since Graham. Incredible to think so lots to be done. I mean for all the talk that Wenger was wrapped up in football he sure made a ****ery of it once he had lost all his props. In the end he was found out by the those who could terminate the process. Job done but please get a colour expert in for those damn shirts. Don't even want to know how much they cost.

  76. Moscowgooner

    Jul 29, 2018, 9:15 #111484

    You would think that if we're playing in front of fans who haven't seen us live for many years we would reward their loyalty by playing in the traditional red and white.... There was no possible colour clash with PSG! There did look to be a much better turn out for this game though - 50 K maybe? Given the weakness of the PSG line up, dangerous to draw too many conclusions from either the result or individual performances.