We received this rather unusual, but amusing offering from a South African based Gooner. Here goes…

Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are just content to watch while others do the work. They are called "Spec Taters".

Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at finding fault with the way others do the work. They are called "Comment Taters".

Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is too hot or too cold. too sour or too sweet. They are called "Agie Taters".

There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help. They are called "Hezzie Taters".

Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not. They are called "Immy Taters".

And then there are those who believe that they are so much better than their nearest and dearest neighbours but can never perform when it counts. They are called "Spuds".

With apologies to this website - the originators of all but the last paragraph.