Arsene Wenger has managed to get us to third in the table with almost half a team of gormless imbeciles… now if that isn't an act of genius what is?

But the cynical amongst us could rightly point out that the troupe of bewildered and confused munchkins who took to the field against ManUre and the Chavs have all been bought, fed and watered by Monsieur Wenger… Doh !!

To further prove his superior intellect he has spent transfer funds on giving new improved contracts to a bunch of proven losers instead of strengthening the squad… Doh !!

By stating that he couldn't find any players to improve the squad during the transfer window is surely a statement bordering on insanity… you could go to Hackney Marshes and find a better keeper than Almunia (I fully expect him to wander onto the pitch in just his pants whilst balancing a flowerpot on his head in the next match we play).

I am intrigued by the training policy used at London Colney… does it consist of a pitch with no goals and just two penalty areas that if you manage to get the ball into after 30 plus passes you are awarded a 'bit' of a goal? (Perhaps he could suggest this to FIFA)

Now I know the AKB bunch will not have any word said against their hero and anybody not toeing the party line is not a true Gooner etc etc… but hey guys and gals if you open your eyes and ears you will see and hear more. Our glorious leader has lost the plot, he is even starting to blame his players who he has suckled and nurtured since infancy for being not good enough… Doh!!

I feel like I'm in the middle of a famous Tommy Cooper gag - 'all those on the left are fools and all those on the right are idiots'. But substitute fools and idiots for deluded and annoyed and I'm 100% standing on the right, extremely annoyed at the prospect of shelling out £1000 for a season ticket renewal and another summer of non-signings (apart from a 16 year old goalkeeper from Brazil who has got to go on loan for three years because of work permit problems… Doh!!) Not forgetting another season of flattering to deceive. I don't want the mighty Arse to be everybody's second team because of the pretty football we play, I want us hated again and winning trophies (not the fair play league).

It is time to either shape up or ship out oh glorious leader because I don't believe in blind faith.