Arsenal Football Club have refused to confirm reports that there is absolutely no one amongst the Internazionale Milano's ageing squad who is of the slightest interest to Arsenal as a potential summer signing. Although it is alleged that one of our junior coaching staff might have said that Wesley Sneijder would fit quite well in our reserve squad. At this point in the season it is normal for some of Europe's leading clubs to start flexing their anal muscles prior to the opening of the summer transfer window. Although Inter's attempt to ruffle Arsenal's feathers with the ‘Cesc to Inter’ crap has been regarded as totally farcical even amongst Britain’s more pathetically gullible football punditry.

According to a celestial source the usual Italian bullsh*t about Cesc Fabregas being a seriously potential summer acquisition for the one time Italian giants seemingly had Arsene Wenger rolling around the floor laughing hysterically. Its a well known fact that the majority of Serie 'A' clubs do not have 'a pot to p*ss in' never mind the ability to stump up for one of the world's leading players. A source none to close to Arsenal Football Club said that they'd like to thank whoever was responsible at Inter for giving all the coaching staff and directors a good laugh.

Inter however wish it to be known that they are still pretending to have serious intentions with regard to acquiring the services of Cesc Fabregas. The fact that they can't afford him or any other of the world's top players is of no account. The fact that Mourioho is soon to walk out on them is of no account. Naturally the fact that they just might be meeting Arsenal soon in the European Champions League semi final has nothing whatsoever to do with this spurious news story. I for one have no doubts whatsoever that Inter will also be purchasing Messi, Essien, Ronaldo and Bobby Zamora to play alongside Fabregas. Not.