Dear Arsenal Ladies team…

At this current moment in time you are the only good thing about the club. The Men’s Team could use a few lessons off of you ladies, as you guys can defend like proper footballers as opposed to the 11 male morons we have standing before us today. You don’t get carried away with your own hype, as you lot actually win.

If it was possible I would love to have you in the men’s team, because you guys can also finish. I wish you lot earned as much as the men’s as it would put the universe into perspective.

Feel free to discuss this with the men’s team, I’m sure they could use the banter, because losing once in a week isn’t enough, they need to do it twice.

Is it really that hard to simply clear a ball? You lot can do it just fine.

God Bless the Women’s team.

May you divulge all your footballing knowledge (which includes the basics of defending) onto the men’s. We might win matches that way.

Not trophies, just matches, because they are pooh in comparison to you lovely people.

Yes in fairness this is a kind of indirect moan about how useless the men’s squad is, but also a direct praise of you guys, who actually know what being an Arsenal player is about.

Meaning you lot are worth your payslip.

I have the urge to totally castrate myself from the men’s and just watch the youth and you women do what good footballers do, In that respect, not being turds.

Anyway, I digress.

I love the Women’s football team and the staff involved, The men give me nothing but arseache.

Much Love, Ahsan Karim.

Loyal supporter of 14 Years, frustrated with the men’s team, madly in love with the women’s team.