I’m pleased to be facing Barcelona

Reaction to the Champions League draw



I’m pleased to be facing Barcelona

Rosicky – Top Gear?


I am pleased we have been handed an interesting draw in the next round of the Champions League as it will be better to get knocked out by Barcelona than one of the lesser likes as I couldn’t really be confident about us beating any of the other three possible over two legs anyway.

Looking in greater detail at the possible two legged affair against Cesc’s love club I can foresee us getting closer to them than last season. We lost 6-3 but with 20 minutes gone in the second leg were actually winning the tie 3-2 and that was without many of our first team regulars. The games are not for another couple of months so who knows how we will be looking fitness wise by then but we can all rest assured that Mikael Silvestre will not be pulling on an Arsenal jersey at the Camp Nou.

I am not for one minute saying anything along the lines of being confident of victory but why fear playing the best in the second round when you will have to play them at some point anyway. If you manage to win the competition without playing the top teams in the continent than how can you really say you are the best team in Europe? It is way more exciting to take on the likes of Messi and co and see how good you really are, if you’re crap you’re crap but at least you know where you stand. Seeing as our captain will be plying his trade there next season should we not save a few quid on his fare and go for a single rather than a return for him in the second leg?

Good to see the news that Szczesny is likely to play again today as I wouldn’t like to see him displaced by Fabianski. One of the two keepers has potential to be the number one at the club and his name has got the most Z’s in it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if the game this afternoon proves to be a tough one. Stoke seem to be playing a little more football this season with two genuine wide men in Pennant and Ethrington supplying the likes of Jones and Fuller upfront. With big men at the back and the long throw artist in Delap we could come unstuck at set pieces all day long. Let’s hope we have a good day at the office and get back to the summit for one day at least!

In an earlier article I wrote that whilst we have players like Rosicky in our side I can’t see us winning the league title. I meant to include others from the current squad but didn’t have enough space on the computer screen. It wasn’t a personal attack on our midget from Top Gear lookalike - he was just the one that stood out in my mind after Monday’s game at Old Trafford as woefully out of his depth at the top table of the Premier League. He hasn’t hit the net since January and I cant remember more than one or two assists but I do hear he can take a bend at high speeds in an Audi so who knows he may have something to offer that I have missed.

It will be interesting to see how many of our home support of 60,000 make it to the Stoke game as a few inches of snow around will be too much of a daunting prospect for most of them I would have thought. Getting up and down the stairs with 10 minutes still to go before half time for a £6 hotdog and then again with ten minutes still to play will prove beyond many of our tourist fans these days. I predict a real time attendance of no more than 45,000 if the game gets the go ahead. Maybe the people who regularly do not turn up could be so kind to inform he club on the Thursday before the game of their reluctance to go and then the club could gift the tickets to nearby schoolchildren or people not fortunate enough to be able to attend on a regular basis. It really is no better than someone letting an M&S turkey go uneaten over Christmas only for someone else to be left munching on an Iceland spam sandwich.

As a final thought before the festive period, will the club bother with an open topped bus tour around the streets of N5 if we secure the League Cup trophy this season and also will a little white picture of the trophy spring up in the spaces around the ground with a 2011 next to it? What are the fans’ thoughts on this? Would you get up at 8am on a Sunday morning and make your way to Highbury & Islington station to see Denilson swigging on a bottle of Hooch with the League Cup lid stuck to his head drive by on a W8 bus? It could be the only parade in history where the players get pelted with tomatoes, or maybe in Denilson’s case launching a headless chicken at him would be more apt. Please be advised though if you are planning ahead and buying a headless chicken in anticipation of the event, remember to throw it at him sideways and not in a forward motion.

Merry Xmas to all fellow Gooners and a very happy New Year! I am guessing we are all after a win on the 27th as our most wanted present this year, surely Santa has to remember us all sometime soon?


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  1. John Evans

    Dec 20, 2010, 11:52 #402

    I think I have missed a whole load of positive moments from Mr Rosicky. I was under the thought process that we signed him, he didn't do a lot, then got injured, didn't kick a ball for around two years and has been a bit part average player ever since. If someone sees that as captain material then you have far better eye sight than me. It all seems a bit too like easy money if you ask me, how much does someone like that earn? 50-60k a week? If anyone thinks the club have been getting value for money on that lay out every week for the past four or five seasons then good luck to you. I however would liking that in terms of value for money as paying £4 for a 'handcrafted' pie! On a more importnat note I am planning a protest against the club refusing to sell chips as a stand alone order, why should we have to order dhips as part of a meal deal??? This is surely the biggest farce in football today is it not? Anyone up for a bit of protesting against this lack of respect for us should reply to this message and meet me in the concourse at the Chelsea game! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MEAL DEALS? SH*T! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF SH*T? MEAL DEALS! THANK YOU

  2. Andrew

    Dec 20, 2010, 10:45 #401

    Just thought I'd point out the league cup doesn't have a lid, and of course they'd add the white picture of the cup with 2011 on it. Just in case you hadn't noticed, 1987 and 1993 are on there. Lastly, I don't think you can get sandwiches, spam or otherwise, from Iceland. They're a freezer food store, hence the name!

  3. Murphyr

    Dec 20, 2010, 2:47 #398

    Aw come on! Yeah you have to play the best to be the best but i would have preferred to get Barca in the final. Not that we are realistically going to beat the likes of Utd, Chelsea, Real et al over 2 legs to get there. Fact is that we should have topped our relatively weak group and we didn't. We were poxy away from home and got stiffed with the second round draw because of it. A lot can happen between now and the knock outs but, looking at us at the moment, the prospect of playing Barca is not an attractive one.

  4. The Happening

    Dec 19, 2010, 21:17 #392

    Merry Xmas Aaron and Happy birthday for Boxing Day! Come back 2 us soon, you're a dynamo son!

  5. Michael

    Dec 19, 2010, 18:07 #390

    Barca will spank our arses.I was in the Camp Nou earlier on this year and they took their foot of the gas in the second half.If they really wanted to they could have gone on to score 6.And dont even go to the first 45 mins at the Grove when we didnt get a kick.Eboue v Messi god help us As for a parade for winning the beer cup.No. we didnt have one in 2003 and 2005 when we won the FA cup so we aint going to have one if we win.

  6. bunch

    Dec 19, 2010, 16:56 #389

    Understand your sentiment in that there will be no shame in going out to Barcelona (as long as the score is no worse than last year) but whilst the others would have been difficult, a draw against Shalke would have seen us as favourites to progress. And a tie against Bayern or Inter would have seen us with better chances of progressing and no less respectable if defeated in a competitive tie. The real problem is Wenger's and teh team's poor performance against Shaktar away and Braga away. We should have pissed this group instead with 40 minutes left in the last round we were on a knife edge just to qualify.

  7. Kevin

    Dec 19, 2010, 2:53 #386

    Shocking article to say the least. It's your defeatist attitude that puts no confidence in the fans and that eventually gets to the players when the fans are not behind them 100%. We have a chance to really go for it against Barca, we will be prepared for them and they will be cocky so it all plays to our advantage. And as for saying that about Rosicky!! Well if you could analyse a game properly then you would realise that he has easily been one of our best players this season, he did not have the best game at old trafford BUT NO ONE DID. He will start scoring again but thats not the main thing we want him doing, we want him splitting defences. He is our stand in captain and is true goon and an amazing player. Wake up and be a proud fan with a true fans attitude that is WE CAN BEAT ANYONE REGARDLESS, not some half hearted nonsense that you have displayed on my computer screen.

  8. Steve

    Dec 18, 2010, 21:00 #385

    Good article, apart from the fact it conveniently forgets the first 15 minutes at the Emirates, where the almighty only knows how we weren't three down. This game will be the biggest embarrassment of Arsene Wenger's tenure at Arsenal. An aggregate loss by over 4 goals would not be a surprise.

  9. yazza

    Dec 18, 2010, 11:25 #380

    of course he isnt going to score or play at 100% if he doesnt start every match will he, which player does? he deserves to play ahead of the shitt arshavin anyway. plus wats wrong with fabianski? hes been oustading in some matches and only made one mistake so far.

  10. Charlie Nick

    Dec 18, 2010, 8:55 #374

    Totally agree on the barca front, shot to nothing for us. If we lose they are the best team on the continent, whereas if we win... Cant agree with your assessment of Thomas "Top Gear" Rosicky. His attitude is superb and he is adequate whilst playing in a bit of a slump (albeit goalscoring) I would compare him with Diaby who struggles to maintain adequate and has to be at 100% to qualify for good.

  11. EQ

    Dec 18, 2010, 8:21 #373

    Don't count your chickens, we are not even in the final and your talking about parades?

  12. Shropshire Lad

    Dec 18, 2010, 6:40 #370

    Move to Disneyland where you belong - pathetic analysis and unreal. Rosicky is captain in Cesc's absence because he shows in his performances that he bloody cares ( unlme arse sharvin and Van Pussy) his crime apparretly is that he is not scoring - of course that isn't because hisconfidence has been shredded by injury. Your points are also too self indulgent ( just like the c**t from the Barnet Hills- at least we have his title warning not to open his piece). Look up the word précis for Christ's sake. For God's sake wake up and smell the egg and bacon!

  13. Jem4gun

    Dec 18, 2010, 6:26 #369

    thankyou for the details And i'm hoping for the best

  14. Rob H

    Dec 18, 2010, 2:33 #362

    "If you manage to win the competition without playing the top teams in the continent than how can you really say you are the best team in Europe?". I would more than happily take the easiest draw in every round if it meant Arsenal were to win the Champions League in my life time and I would rub everyone's (man utd, chelski, spurs fans etc) faces in the fact that we were European Champions! Do you think if Spurs won it by getting the easiest draw in each round that they would for one moment think "we cant really call ourselves the best in Europe"? Not happy to be facing Barca, would prefer it in a one-off match (been there before!) where we may have a bit of luck like thay did with Jens' early dismissal. Still, maybe this is when Wenger's plan will come to fruition? Or am i just hoping???

  15. jimmy

    Dec 18, 2010, 1:48 #360

    wow this is possibly the most depressing arsenal blog i have ever read. cheer up sir.