Explaining a recent news item on Arsenal.com…

The original version of the info on Wellington?



Explaining a recent news item on Arsenal.com…

Let’s hope this one does better than Carlos Vela!


13th January
Wellington loaned out to Spanish side Levante
“Arsenal Football Club has agreed to loan striker Wellington to Levante. 
The 18-year-old Brazilian will join the Spanish side immediately and stay for the rest of the season. Wellington joined Arsenal from Fluminese.
Arsenal has established a long-term strategy for identifying the best talent from around the world.
This process has worked well in the past with players such as Carlos Vela.
The Club is confident it is the best approach for developing Wellington’s potential.”

I can exclusively reveal that the first version of this press announcement read as follows, before editing…

“Arsenal Football Club has had to loan striker Wellington to Levante because it couldn’t get a work permit when we assumed it would have gone through on the nod. After all, we had got exceptional talent permits for Denilson and Song and as we all know they have been instant successes; so as Wellington is the real deal, we assumed we would get the work permit immediately, no questions asked, and he would have been playing already, scoring loads of goals. 

Arsenal has established a long-term strategy for identifying the best talent from around the world. Having identified the best young players, we then pay significant sums of money for players like Nordveit, Botelho and Galindo, before sending them out on loan where they get forgotten about. When we have realised that they aren’t as good as we thought they were, we let them go on a free – as is the case with Nordveit – because we are a kind and thoughtful club who think it is better to let a club in the German Bundesliga have a player for free than to ask for a fee.

This process of indentifying the best talent in the world and then loaning the players out to gain experience has worked well in the past with players such as Carlos Vela who has lit up the footballing stage this season with a string of outstanding performances, especially those against Leeds and Ipswich in which he dominated the opposition defences and helped the club achieve outstanding victories. The Club is confident it has identified the best approach for developing Wellington’s potential to be given a free transfer in 2013.”


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  1. the real gooner

    Jan 22, 2011, 18:17 #1179

    the people on this blog call themselves arsenal fans...90% things here are all negative articles...and you call yourself gooners...support d team

  2. Adrian

    Jan 20, 2011, 4:16 #1123

    ,,,,As opposed to us signing an English lad who couldn't trap a bag of cement!"

  3. essex womble

    Jan 19, 2011, 16:52 #1122

    I saw Wellington play in the psf against AFC Wimbledon. He had bags of skill and speed. Until substituted he gave the Dons full backs a real headache, and I think he was just 17 at the time. On a different mattert hat afternoon I thought Kyle Bartley was outstanding at centre back, would be interesting to hear how he's doing at Sheffield United. He seems to be a near regular in a struggling team.

  4. Overmars11

    Jan 19, 2011, 14:02 #1120

    Can we start buying players that may have won a real trophy in their lives, instead of youth cups!

  5. The Happening

    Jan 19, 2011, 13:46 #1119

    @Pete Picture this, 5th April 2010, the following day is the biggest game of yong Carlos's footballing career, fast forward to passport control, enter Carlos Vela, or rather? Go home Carlos Vela, what a great way to repay AFC! LOL

  6. Vela's Agent

    Jan 19, 2011, 13:03 #1118

    Oh my aching sides!

  7. Pete

    Jan 19, 2011, 12:58 #1117

    How come vela gets so much stick, he is one of the few fringe players who has shown what he is capable of. He has hardly had any game time and yet fans expect him to be a standout player after 5 minutes at the end of a game where we are either comfortable, or slinging long balls into the box to salvage something from being behind. Remember his goals against sheff utd and Wigan in the CC. When he has started it's been out left or up on his own - where he is clearly better as part of a striking partnership. One of our best and only natural finishers IMO, and lots to come from him, thankfully Wenger likes him, unlike so called fans.

  8. Billboy

    Jan 19, 2011, 11:40 #1116

    Liked it better before editing!

  9. Sheriff

    Jan 19, 2011, 10:09 #1114

    Well Said...Maybe if our scouts put more effort into scouting experienced players way above the legal age to buy alcohol, we'd start making world class signings

  10. Mark Mywords

    Jan 19, 2011, 9:42 #1113

    Yeah, but we're doing our bit for the South American economy, which should be seen as commendable. Are we the only people traffickers not to make money? A shame we can't get a Kosovan on the admin staff.

  11. The Happening

    Jan 19, 2011, 9:30 #1112

    Another Vela in the making eh lol Love it!! Dodgy scouting network, questionable medical staff, threadbare squad, zero transfers? 'Ave it Leeds! Welcome back Rambo!