We’ve got 99 problems…

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We’ve got 99 problems…

Nasri – Form has tailed off


After my trip back from Bolton on Sunday, I thought that this would be as good a time as any to write our end of season review. Talking to a lot of Arsenal fans, and hearing what people say when coming out of grounds, anyone would think that the title of this article was indeed the truth. However, even after our recent monumental collapse, I am still of the opinion that we are not very far from being a Championship winning side.

As at the end of the Bolton game, 54% of the goals we have conceded in the League this season have been from set pieces. Not surprisingly, this is more than any other team in the division. I assume also that this does not even include Huddlestone’s goal at the Lane, a knock down from a throw, and Tiote’s goal at St James’, when we failed to clear a corner. All this suggests to me is that we lack any sort of organisation. The solution is simple. We need a coach/assistant manager whose priority is to sort out this mess.

As a proud member of the Arsene Knows Best brigade, I feel that this is also the time to dispel some of the myths of the countless problems currently at our club. This is also a good time to point out that the role of the AKB has changed this season. Clearly, we cannot go on suggesting that all is fine with the current squad and the way we play. I agree that some deadwood must be let go, and a couple of replacements should be brought in. Wenger was wrong; this squad was not good enough to win the League. We will never win the League until we learn to organise ourselves defensively, and this is also something that needs to be addressed.

But will spending £50m answer our problems as people suggest? Let’s remember that Andy Carroll cost £35m. Torres, a proven striker in our league, cost £50m and his signing has possibly cost Chelsea the League and Champions League. Throwing money at our problems will clearly not guarantee that they go away.

So do we need a leader? Yes, I hear you say? A John Terry type? John Terry has proudly led a double winning side, lest we forget with a manager that knows how to win things, to second in the League and a trophy-less season. What about Scott Parker, who saw his West Ham side let a two goal lead slip to United recently? Fans scream and shout for a Vieira or an Adams. These players don’t exist anymore. If there were so many of them around, they would not have been so special. Clearly again, a leader in the ranks would not guarantee success.

The extremely ungrateful amongst us have even suggested that Wenger should be let go. To these people I just ask who should be his replacement? The fact is, in Fergie, Wenger is up against the greatest football manager of all time. Sometimes you need to hold your hands up and just admit that another team is better. United’s biggest weapon is their manager.

So to our other gripes; deadwood in the squad. Most Gooners seem to want a large clearout this summer. Denilson, Bendtner, Rosicky, Eboue, Clichy, Arshavin, Chamakh it seems would not be missed. But is it really these players that are the problem? Let’s take the West Brom away game as an example, possibly Denilson’s worst in an Arsenal shirt. If our bigger players had played well, and he had played badly, would we have won? I’d say yes. If the likes of RVP had a mare, and Denilson played to the best of his ability, would we have won? No. Man United will win the league this season because their big players have performed, not because they can bring Obertan and Gibson off the bench. Cesc, Walcott, Song and Nasri since Christmas have all not been good enough. During the last few games of our collapse, the big Guns have all played, they have just not performed.

The other issues that I read about each month in The Gooner and on its website, quite frankly, prove that it is not all that bad at Arsenal. Who cares how many people at are the game, and how this number differs from the announced attendance? Do people think it is anything new that the owners of the club don’t care for the fans and will take them for all they have? This is modern football. Levy is moving the Spuds out of Tottenham, the Glazers have put United up as collateral for their debt, Abramovich wants to manage his club and is doing more harm than good, and then of course there is Liverpool. And of course our players are the only ones that don’t care because they don’t clap travelling support.

I said after the Carling Cup Final that the loss at Wembley would mean that we would then not win the League. It is ironic that the trophy Wenger used as a learning environment for youngsters so that they could one day win the League is the one that has probably cost us. We have never recovered, and our collapse has indeed been monumental. This is something Wenger should address.

We are not far short of being a Championship winning side. As Paul Merson suggested after the Bolton game, the squad and current backroom setup requires mere tweaking. On this we will all agree. Where opinions differ, are on how many other problems we have.


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  1. Ian

    May 02, 2011, 1:49 #6091

    An exodus of 7 players when finishing in the top 3? I think not.

  2. Gillyo

    Apr 30, 2011, 0:35 #6033

    This is the problem with your analysis in my opinion, you listed several problems and said if we solved each one it wouldn't guarantee results. Yes, if you only solve one problem and forget the others, of course you will not have a solution. It's very simple, you start a team with a foundation: Defense!!! World class goal keeper, central defenders and defensive midfielder. That's it. When you have money, you start adding the attack. It's not brain surgery and Mourinho realized this 10 years ago.

  3. Robert Exley

    Apr 28, 2011, 17:10 #5978

    'We are not far short of being a Championship winning side' - well yes, our current side has more chance of one day winning the Championship, than it does in winning the Premiership! Oh and I do like the 'don't blame Denilson, the bigger players should have pulled their weight in that game' argument. If I do bugger all at work on a £18K a year salary, I'll argue that 'hey, should you be getting rid of me? what about people on £100K a year at the firm who phoned in sick once?' - yeah I think I'll be keeping my job with that argument!

  4. Rob Bullen

    Apr 28, 2011, 0:09 #5915

    The players need to dig in when its not going our way, and the manager needs to motivate!

  5. Val

    Apr 27, 2011, 19:16 #5911

    Against West Ham, Rooney struggled for 50 minutes as his side went 2 down. Many like to believe he just decided to turn the turbo switch on and score a hatrick. Truth was that Hernandez and Berbatov where put on shortly after half time. Those two must have something approaching 50 goals between them in all competitions this season and its the main reason why united reversed so many results this season.

  6. Aramis

    Apr 27, 2011, 18:26 #5909

    So we all agree the squad needs "tweaking." A goalkeeper, a left back, at least one centre back, a defensive midfield player, a replacement for Cesc, another striker. And we'd like these new players to be be proven 'winners', have a track record of steely determination & 'mental strength'. So who, then? Man United, Man City, Liverpool, the Filth & the Forces of Darkness are not going to sell Arsenal Reina, Cech, Bale, Evra, Ferdinand, Vidic, Terry, Carragher, Dawson, Ramires, YY Toure, Essien, Modric, Gerrard, Rooney, Tevez, Carroll, Suarez, or Drogba, etc, etc. Do we pay over the odds to clubs at the other end of the food chain? £10m for Baynes. What's he ever won? £15m for Gary Cahill. How did he look against the mighty Stoke in a semi-final? Samba? The guy's dripping with medals! Do you think he's better than Djourou? Does anyone seriously believe these players would turn us into winners? Darren Bent? His price tag is now greater than the sum Villa paid for him. And what's he won? Face facts. Arsenal cannot compete with the transfers paid by their rivals in the EPL & La Liga. Wesley Sneider could be a decent replacement for Cesc. Proven class/a 'winner'. But if Man United want Sneider (& that's the rumour), he'll go to Old Trafford. And so on, and so on. We have no option other than to develop our own players, have AW polish the rough diamonds, & pay no more than £15m tops for anyone. Some will turn out well, e.g. the Invincibles, some not so well, e.g. Denilson, Diaby, Eboue. AW isn't perfect & his antics make me fear for him. He needs some wise counsel from Kroenke & his advisors. David Dein back at the club would help, too. He has been sorely missed. AW also needs a new coach. Promote Steve Bould, who coaches the youths. He will instil some defensive organisation & a 'pressing ethic'. Arsenal fans have been spoilt by AW's extraordinary achievements. Our trophy-less years have coincided with Man United's increasing resources, Abramavich's money & now the disgusting fortunes now being spent at Citeh. WE DON'T HAVE THAT, which makes our achievements so much greater. Arsenal are the only club that hasn't 'bought' the EPL. Our titles were won with a 'break even' spend. How fantastic is that? Could any other manager have done that? How dare Arsenal's supporters join in the apalling abuse now being directed at our manager!

  7. Stuart

    Apr 27, 2011, 18:25 #5908

    If players aren't pulling their weight or performing well enough, it's up to Wenger to motivate and improve them. If her can't do that then questions really need to be asked.

  8. fozzys mate

    Apr 27, 2011, 17:44 #5904

    A great article in the standard tonight regarding the need for change and challenge to Arsene and his self harming stubborness is for me summed up by the line "somewhere along the path the notion of questioning the 61 year old was lost within the club". I am afraid the vociferous and poisonous rejection by Arsene, Hill Wood and their army of AKB foot soldiers of any challenge or constructive criticism or comment over the last 5 years has led us to the window ledge upon which we now stand. We were told f off to the lane you spurs supporters. We are currently a few tweaks and additions from silverware but they are the same tweaks that he has refused to make for 5 years. When Cesc goes and some of the deadwood is cut away as it must be major acquisitions are required. The way to keep your best players is to use your resources (not debt) to the optimum level to add others thus demonstrating ambition. Like all AKB your aggressive stance is now thankfully softening but oblique questions posed by Wenger drones such as "who would do better?" And "who would you sign?" are pointless and childish when posed to intelligent adults. Arsene is paid 6 million per year or thereabouts to make such decisions and if over such a protracted period he does not there are other successful managers in the world. We have been extremely patient with him and his current team and pay handsomely for the privilege.

  9. Whinger_OUT_NOW

    Apr 27, 2011, 17:28 #5903

    In other words, let status quo be Whinger's second best, make that third best mentality, that we have all the players that we need, that everything is fine, we shouldn't change a thing because leaders and good players cannot be found, money should not be spent at all so we should keep buying cheap frenchies and that Whinger is the man to lead us all to 20 years of no trophy fantastic I wonder if there's a Guantanamo Bay sort of place where we can pack off Whinger and his followers so the rest of us get to enjoy what Arsenal is supposed to be - A football club that is supposed to win things

  10. David Carthy

    Apr 27, 2011, 16:41 #5901

    I can empathise with a lot of your comments but I hope that "we are not very far from being a Championship winning side" was a freudian slip and that you did actually mean a Premiership winning side. I know the defense is dodgy but I hope things haven't got that bad yet!!

  11. Bobby

    Apr 27, 2011, 14:57 #5897

    Carroll was paid for by Chelsea.Liverpool sold a player who didnt want to play for them and bought a player with huge potential and made £15m profit.That is the type of business we should be doing.How much of the £41m we got for Toure and Greedybayor was ploughed back into buying the players we desperately needed.If as expected Cesc goes in the summer for £35m how much of it will be spent.£10m

  12. bedy

    Apr 27, 2011, 14:51 #5896

    If i mentioned the real problem we have that cost us this season people might not agree,but i will still say it. 1,Our home win on Stoke made us loose Walcot who was on fire to injury and he was clearly missed in Wembley so also Cecs. we lost them also to Barca away. 2,Cecs is not a leader,it was a big mistake that he was made the captain and it is coming back to haunt us.He criticise Denilson for giving away penality in our FA Cup run but nobody talked untill Denilson replied,but Gallas did it we let heaven fall,this same Cecs made us lost to Spurs by blocking free kick with his hand at crucial time in the match and gave the mosy silly penality to Spurs but nobody criticise him,remeber Denilson does not became bad player overnight he was captain of Brazil u17 and u19 and two season ago he was our most used middfielder and he is the only sure middfielder we have that is sure will never shy from taken shot at goal outside the 18yard box and he scores,but such criticism from our captain will make him loose confidence and it has happened.I want to reffer people to our Barca match last year,Denilson singlehandedly distrupt Barca movement in the middle no wonder they wanted to buy him. Again this year Captain Cecs gave out silly back heel inside our box during Barca match that led to their first goal nobody complained but he has the audacity to look at Eboue abjectly for colliding with Liverpool player when we all see that Lucas stop abruptly to go down,but capain fantastic fail to realised that this same Eboue has taken us to Champions League final in that position while cecs was just a fringe player at the club Eboue is the only full back we have that has penetrating power and defined crossing and dribbler and he can fill into any position but goal keeping. Finaly our captain fantastic is so full of himself with his hypocritic standards like unsettling the team by advocating movement to Barca and this has played a major role in the team to loose confidence and stop beleiving in themself and this has cost us dearly he beleived he is so big than the club and the team by choosing matches to play for us just because of Barca match but nobody is there to place him where he belongs not even Arsene,i gues nobody blamed him for not covering Huddlestone for the spurs goal at the lane. Look at the team hypocrazy has lead us to loose some leaders,i know you will not agree with this but look at it we let Gallas go because they made us beleived he is not a leader but look at it today he is a good leader at the spurs and they have just extend his contract for another two years,but i want all of you to note that Gallas was a leader from the start but it was a palace coup to take captainship from him just because they need something to apearse to capt Cecs not to leave us at the end of that season,it was all pre-planed,look at it if they striped Gallas the captainship why giving it to Cecs why not Van-Persie who is most senior,if Gallas can not lead us why is not leading Spurs,it is well noted Gallas took Spurs to the level the reached in Champions Leauge this season. In conclusion we lost the plot the very day we took captainship off Gallas and gave it to Cecs,also we have good players but the politics and hypoctic plot going on it the team that some players can not say out or justfied is killing the team and the main culprit is Wenger.

  13. chris dee

    Apr 27, 2011, 14:24 #5893

    A solid sensible article,'we are not far short of being a championship '. I'm sorry ,we have had our fill of being 'sensible',and I am talking about the fans here not about the clubs finances. How docile,how sheep like, how accepting are we as fans.One trophy occasionally is fine it seems. Unecceptable for clubs like Barca,Real,United etc but O K for some of our fans and our board. Ambition? I don't think so,it seems we are happy to be in amongst the second tier clubs like Valencia and Roma who also win trophies every now and again.

  14. Mark

    Apr 27, 2011, 13:52 #5889

    15 years as manager is too long. Fergy is the exception and look in their trophy cabinet for the answer why. it is a nonsense that AW should still be in a job after 6 years of no success other than a CL spot and worst of all it proves how the club have been thinking. Make money each year is priority. how to do that ? let SW buy cheap and keep us in the CL. thats the business model but it leads to passionless support because we all know heart will never rule head at AFC today and we will never GO FOR IT as was perfectly proved when we strolled out against a wound up Birmingham side and didnt bother to bust a gut to earn the fans a trophy. why bother ? a league cup means F all to this board and thats where we are all divided because some of us actually like that, like the fact that we are run by level headed business people and no longer run by football mad types who want to win things

  15. bunch

    Apr 27, 2011, 13:38 #5887

    "The extremely ungrateful amongst us have even suggested that Wenger should be let go. To these people I just ask who should be his replacement? The fact is, in Fergie, Wenger is up against the greatest football manager of all time. " This is rubbish mate. Since we last won the league 3 different manager have won it, Mourihno, Ferguson and Ancelotti. This season it was there for the taking and Wenger couldn't do it. Its been six years since a trophy, seven since the big one. We are no closer now than last year or the year before or in 2005. We are going backwards and we need radical change.

  16. WestUpperRed

    Apr 27, 2011, 13:32 #5885

    Mere tweaking? Merse said that? Summing up our collapse this season (by extension the previous 5 also) as short of mere tweaks is like summing up the crash in the banking system as short of mere tweaks. I do not agree that Wengers methods need no more than a few tweaks. They need a complete U-Turn in practicaly every area including our defensive coaching system, transfer policy, trust in the playing squad and tactics at Emirates for starters. How can you trust and keep faith with a manager that has been telling us all season how much "mental strength", "quality" and "desire to win" our current team has? It may only take a small tweak for someone to point out to Wenger that we lack all those ingredients but he is a million miles away from conceding on that. If we win 4 out of 4 now it may go someway in convincing him but its not within Wenger to change as too many people for too long have convinced him only he knows best. No-one knows best FFS everything changes and we are falling behind big time clinging onto a coach with impotent methods. If we fall out the top 4 next year it could be too late to make a few tweaks before we can come anywhere near the challanging for the league again!

  17. James Kerin

    Apr 27, 2011, 13:19 #5884

    Thanks Oliver, I agree with you especially concerning our more senior players and their recent poor performances. I would like to add two points: 1) Consistency at the back. If we look at other premiership sides and indeed our own over the last few decades it is clear that a team benefits from a regular goalkeeper and regular center backs. We have been disrupted with regular changes and this has contributed to the many conceded goals from set-pieces, in my opinion. At premiership level there has to be team cohesion and understanding (especially at the back)and with regular changes this cannot happen. I am hoping that Szczesny, Vermaelen & Koscielny will feature regularly for us next season and form a triangular partnership that will allow us to be more solid where it matters. 2) We need another striker. With Vela and Eduardo gone and Bendtner really a B team striker this leaves us with only RVP and Chamakh. These 2 are quality but we need one more, and someone tough to deal with the physical demanding side of multiple tournaments. Andy Carroll, Didier Drogba, Kenwyn Jones, someone like this. One more striker and consistency at the back would be my recommendation. Arsenal may change but I never will - Gunner for life and proud of it.

  18. dan h

    Apr 27, 2011, 13:03 #5883

    It's the lack of ambition showed that is frustrating most fans i know it's not a case of spending £35m or £50m on a single player.The problem i have is we havn't used what resources we have fully our wage bill shows you that. Wenger has rewarded squad players with improved deals when realy none of the following have warranted anything but being moved on Almunia,Denilson,Eboue,Diaby,Rosicky & Bendtner spring to mind.There is enough scope to bring in one or two established players then we wouldn't be looking to RVP,Cesc & Nasri to get us over the line every week the top young players will still come through young Jack has shown that. All managers make mistakes with regards signing players even for big money fees we know that but lets not keep rewarding failure.I agree some of our big players havn't performed in recent weeks but lets face it they know barring injury they will be picked every week the squad has quantity but no depth of quality imo!

  19. ABU RAHMAN

    Apr 27, 2011, 12:55 #5882

    you got it right brother. i love your analysis.

  20. Richard Ansell

    Apr 27, 2011, 12:43 #5881

    Having promised myself that I would not respond to articles any more I could not help myself with this one. We are miles away from having a side worthy of being title winners. We are only where we are because the general standard of the Premiership is so poor. How you can defend Wenger at all is beyond me and never mind 'tweaking', the whole set up needs major surgery to get us back to where we were in 2004. I still struggle to believe it was the same man in charge back then. He had a winning formula and has thrown it away on some daft youth project that has been flawed from the start. I am not even going to allow myself the usual forlorn hope that something may happen in the summer to improve matters as Wenger will no doubt replace dross with yet more dross and so it goes on.

  21. What was the point is moving from Highbury?

    Apr 27, 2011, 12:04 #5877

    I take issue with your comment about "The extremely ungrateful amongst us have even suggested that Wenger should be let go". Well im not ungrateful to Wenger. I enjoyed the success he brought us and the best team ever assembled. I am also gratefull for Micky Thomas at Anfield, for Charlie George at Wembley, for Alan Smith in Copenhagen but I don't want to still see them playing for Arsenal. Why? Becuase they have had their day and are now not good enough. Things move on and 6 years off getting worse year in year out is enough of a "thank you for the good times" for me.

  22. london gooner

    Apr 27, 2011, 11:33 #5876

    NOTHING GUARANTEES A TITEL .......... BUT SOME THINGS MIGHT HELP !!! some of your points are valid but its time to address some very obvious problems. If Wenger (and i'm not calling for his head) has proved anything in the last few years its that you cant win the premiership with small attack minded team that have no interest in defence and no calmness under pressure. substitute/squad players should have tremendous talent but lack experience so that they are great players that occasionally make a silly mistake. denilson and co are not great players and never will be but they do occasionally make silly mistakes, time for them to go...

  23. old poe gooner

    Apr 27, 2011, 11:19 #5875

    Nice analysis, with the events of the last few weeks, or whenever we lose the negative gooner species, those fans "wimpus gunnersaurus" speaks loudest with their " I told you so". As an Arsenal supporter, I think the first question that I ask myself is "why do I support Arsenal" I think as a fan that should come up before we start, praising or criticising the team . The second question, is what is wrong with this team ? they fight when the chips are down, and as soon as they are on the ascendancy they lose their way ? does our away record show that we have a problem at the emirates, does that mean we the fans are as much to blame ? One thing you are right about, is the squad needs tweaking, does it need any new personnel in defense ? I doubt it, the team just needs to learn how to defend, new Ideas within the team are needed, but the forward line has let us down more than the defense, they have not stepped up. As a fan, I will support the team no matter what, I've been around the block to know that a few seasons is a short time in football, its not about the trophies won, its about winning the next trophy, thats all that counts

  24. EdinGooner

    Apr 27, 2011, 10:55 #5872

    We have never recovered, and our collapse has indeed been monumental. This is something Wenger should address. You seem to have made a very good job of dismissing every anti-Wenger arguement simply by asking whether the proposed solutions would work. You do not however maje any positive comment or constructive solution to the malaise at our club. You mention "deadwood" and yet make no suggestion as to who should or should not be let go. Surely the point of a blog is to express an opinion and let others contribute - there is little or no opinion offered here. "I am still of the opinion that we are not very far from being a Championship winning side." A bold statement but WHY ? I agree wholeheartedly with your comment about a defensive coach - hardly going to break teh bank and addresses a very obvious weakness in the squad. £35 or £50 m do not need to be spent but players such as Denilson and Diaby ( who I believe have had 300 odd appearences between them ) are on large wage packets and have no hope of being motivated when required to be so. Wenger uses spin so often that no real supporter listens anymore - they have heard the excuses too many times Wenger is the best manager for Arsenal BUT he needs to stop playing the victim and DO what is required - not talk about it or come out in public and accept blame - JUST DO SOMETHING One definiton of insanity is doing the same thing time and time again and expecting a different result - Wenger is insane by that criteria and his touchline antics are fuelling that belief.

  25. Mark

    Apr 27, 2011, 10:45 #5871

    the big players also need the other players to not keep making stupid mistakes week in week out. is cesc, theo, sami meant to stop the goals going in ? would they have an extra 10% in their locker each game if the others could keep the goals out ?? of course they would and of course that would have had an impact. it is a team game and it is the managers clear fault for having put cheap 2nd rate players alongside what are genuinely top players that we have and now those top players are also fed up with it as are the majority of the fans and it is starting to show they have lost belief. if a tweak is all we get between now and next season then we will be out of the top 4 next year it is as simple as that. you dont seem to address the fact that Cesc is gone. it is a done deal it is just a question of which club and it is only marketing and PLC behaviour as to why the fans dont yet know that hes gone. so for a start replacing your best player is priority and you then surely have to go out and recruit at least 4 other good players and get rid of at least 4 of the present squad. lets not stroke ourselves that it is all actually not that bad. this was the season when no one excelled and if we had of invested we would have won the league bz 6 points