Carry On All At Sea

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Carry On All At Sea

Djourou: Not his finest 90 minutes


I had a ticket for Craven Cottage. However, my son’s under 9s team were designated to play their cup semi-final and (if successful) final at 1pm and 3pm respectively yesterday on the other side of London. I decided to let my Fulham ticket go after the Stoke game and watch my boy instead. At least I saw a team that played with greater heart and commitment than I have a good number of times when watching Arsenal this season, and the under 9s won their two matches to boot. I’ve missed a good number of the offspring’s fixtures this season, so felt little in the way of guilt at my sense of priorities.

So any impressions of the match at Craven Cottage are formed from meeting up with pals who had been to the match for a drink after the game, and watching the best 45 minutes of the action on ‘Football First’. So not claiming any authority on this one, but for what it’s worth…

For some reason, while watching the best of the second half of this match, my mind wandered to what the 2010/11 season Arsenal DVD might be called. And I had an idea that there was a film in the Carry On series called ‘Carry On All At Sea’. There wasn’t, but it would have summed up Arsenal’s play for a good portion of the season. There is no point in my repeating things I’ve already written about how disorganized and vulnerable Arsenal’s defending is, but the two Fulham goals merely underlined the point. Wenger’s team have conceded 43 goals in 38 league games, gaining 68 points to finish fourth. A year ago, it was 41 goals against, 75 points and third place. The team, supposedly building to domination through each successive year of maturity, has gone backwards. They are set to lose two of their best creative players because said stars do not believe they are going to win the medals their talent deserves due to the poor coaching and the mediocrity of a large number of the first team squad at Arsenal. To use a colloquialism popular a few years ago, it’s all gone Pete Tong.

Aaron Ramsey is supposedly the successor to Cesc Fabregas. He’s certainly learned from the master with a backheel intended for Jack Wilshere being intercepted by the opposition and a goal resulting. Johan Djourou is in a wretched run of form and looks nothing like the defender he was a few months ago. Arsenal’s offside trap would have had George Graham telling the players to forget starting their holidays today and come in for a few days’ extra training as punishment.

There was at least, some sign of change, with the team appearing to line up as a 4-4-2 with Ramsey and Nasri wide midfield and Chamakh and Van Persie in tandem up front. Whether or not this was responsible for two fine chances to score from headers in the first half, I can’t say, but at least it showed that Arsene Wenger realized something different had to be attempted. Sadly the players didn’t gel creatively and never really took the game by the scruff of the neck until Fulham were reduced to ten men late in the second half. It was end of season stuff, and after some of the recent performances, little surprise to anyone.

There were some chants of ‘Spend some f***ing money’. At one point Nasri went to take a corner at the Arsenal end and, in response to said chant, gestured to the fans to lower the volume! Yet, in truth, had the manager actually utilized the £40m he has had in the kitty since the summer of 2009, Nasri himself might be more inclined to stick around.

In the end, Arsenal plugged away and at least avoided defeat. There was a feeling of ‘thank God that’s over’ as a good many fans could not wait for this season to end. And that almost certainly goes for a good number of the players too. The form in the last couple of months has been relegation stuff. Something’s gone badly wrong, and although the players may have let the manager down, ultimately, he is the man who decided they were good enough for the club. A major freshen up is required, but there are fears that it may not happen. Arsene Wenger has almost three months to plan how he is going to make his team competitive for a full season as opposed to the first two thirds of it. Realistically, you can’t see the stubborn control freak admitting that he has been wrong to ignore defence as a priority after 15 years of doing exactly that, so the hope can only be that he will purchase players at the back and in midfield who will do the organizing for him – as happened in his first ten years in North London.

Let’s hope it’s the kind of summer 1995 was, when signings excited supporters and the club began a change of direction as a consequence. We certainly can’t go on like this. This group of players has consistently demonstrated that, as a collective, they are chokers. Change is needed to return the club to winning ways.

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  1. Scary Roger

    May 28, 2011, 19:13 #7877

    Don't disagree with much of this. But at one point 'you can’t see the stubborn control freak admitting that he has been wrong to ignore defence as a priority after 15 years', and then, to easily dismiss the years when we had a brilliant defence- 'the hope can only be that he will purchase players at the back and in midfield who will do the organizing for him – as happened in his first ten years in North London.' So when he buys the wrong players he gets slated, and when he buys the right players the defence becomes nothing to do with him?

  2. Exiled-Gooner

    May 24, 2011, 16:48 #7450

    Another season gone and another season of nothing due to lack of effort,lack of quality and lack of ambition etc etc the list could go on but it's been the same for the last 4 seasons.Again we were given chances to nick the title only to BOTTLE it against the lower teams AGAIN.Roll on next season....

  3. bergy

    May 24, 2011, 2:39 #7383

    Djourou has been our worst player in the run in, complete disaster

  4. 43 years and still loving it

    May 23, 2011, 23:45 #7381

    You people really dont know you are born. Not one of you, Djourou has been outstanding for us, has a couple of bad games and he is crucified. Aarron makes a poor decision, the guy you all, a few weeks ago declared to be the new king, and now he is crucified. Dont turn up at the Emirates, it will be a better place without you, our players play in an atmosphere of negativity created by muppets who know nothing about the game, plastic gloryhunters, you are at the wrong club, all of you, go somewhere else!!! 43 years a Northbanker

  5. johnnyh

    May 23, 2011, 21:09 #7379

    super idea from kev g in post 8048 about selling fabregas and using part of the fee to fund the managers dismissal. wengers failure to organise and motivate the team since the carling cup defeat was truly shocking. it would not be acceptable to any other top 4 club so it should not be acceptable to arsenal. the club really is at a crossroads and some brave decisions need to be made by the board. i just hope they have the balls to make them.

  6. Andy

    May 23, 2011, 20:35 #7378

    We could write a million words about what is wrong at Arsenal but revolution never happened by words.Its only actions that will change things.Any supporter who renews their season ticket while disagreeing with the manager and how the club is treating the fans is giving Wenger and Gazidis a vote of confidence.Boycott your season ticket become a silver member and pick and choose your games.The only way that Kroenke and Gazidis will listen is if the profits go down.Its up to us the fans to do it.I have not renewed my ST join me

  7. Judge Me in May

    May 23, 2011, 20:09 #7377

    Wenger is a cancer at Arsenal and nothing will change until he goes.

  8. dan

    May 23, 2011, 19:54 #7376

    this does not feel like my club anymore because of AW and nothing will change with that smug moron in charge - I've never felt this way in 30 years

  9. The Happening

    May 23, 2011, 18:25 #7371

    Will Kroenke urge our manager to buy new players? As a new owner will he strive for competiveness? PLC rules predict that logically he should advise Arsene in this way should they have a little chat? But Arsene is real fox and is such a clever man! If only his eloquence in post match interviews was replicated in his tactical 1st approach we'd be swimming in trophies! He has already exhausted my good will, lets see how many others he will piss off if he chooses to procrastinate this summer once again? There are some sections of our support that are not so captivated by the 'cult of personality' he garners so well @ each press conference. 'Lead us not into temptation and deliver us from....'

  10. kev g

    May 23, 2011, 17:55 #7370

    Use part of the 40m from cesc sale to pay off wenger. We'd still have 60m to spend prior to any more sales and a top manager would use that to bolster in the right areas rather than talk denilson into staying etc If he doesn't properly sort these problems in the summer then the board have to sack him

  11. AW Out

    May 23, 2011, 17:22 #7369

    Say no to Arsene. In AW we rust.

  12. gerry

    May 23, 2011, 15:27 #7366

    Our defence is shocking, Djourou makes Gus Ceasar look like Beckenbaur. Really worried for the future here.

  13. HowardL

    May 23, 2011, 15:09 #7365

    I think it's all over. It is now - thank goodness! Backwards is an understatement. Birmingham's relegation puts Arsenal's decline even more into perspective. I think the team just snapped at Wembley - overstretched because of underinvestment, and, like a piece of cheap-quality elastic, they simply snapped.

  14. Gooner S

    May 23, 2011, 14:44 #7364

    Kronke: tell wenger to buy samba, lucio, parker and falcao in the summer and if he doesn't bring in guus hidink or martin o' neill!

  15. CD

    May 23, 2011, 13:48 #7362

    The Concise Oxford dictionary new edition should be out soon, and they could save a lot of printing space when using words to describe other words like stubborn, blind, deluded, inflexible, obstinate, obdurate, sightless, blinkered etc and simply put Arsene Wenger! Everybody in the entire world will instantly understand the meaning of all these words, except maybe Arsene Wenger himself and any remaining devotees!! In addition words like frustration, anger, impotent, ripped off, over priced, cheated, exasperation etc simply put Gooners and again everybody will instantly understand!!

  16. tim

    May 23, 2011, 13:32 #7359

    Only the supporters can change Arsenal. As soon as we STOP the team reaping us off i.e. charging us so much whilst our team goes nowhere with a frustrated manager things will change.

  17. 60,000+MyArsenal

    May 23, 2011, 13:05 #7358

    The clock is now ticking for Wenger and Gazidis. The commercial and marketing side of the Club continues to take precedence, with many of our now 360 full time employees speaking of our Club as being the wonderful 'Arsenal Brand'!The fans' goodwill has been used up and we are perilously close to a serious revolt. I fear however, that the message is still not getting through and a poor start to the next campaign will precipitate much unrest!

  18. Richard Ansell

    May 23, 2011, 12:59 #7357

    It's never going to change with that nut Wenger still in charge next season as we all know he will be. I now actively hate the man, and if anyone had told me that would be the case 6 years ago I would have laughed at them. It is all so sad that the man who gave us such wonderful times has now driven us all insane and desperate to see him removed.

  19. Jekyll

    May 23, 2011, 12:40 #7354

    It's a situation that requires a bit of humility from Wenger, but he's simply incapable of it. His response to fans chanting 'spend some money' is to say we can't spend £50m on one player. His response to the collapse to 4th is to say 'maybe one year you'll realise how hard it is finish in the top 4 every year'. To suggestions of shaking up the coaching staff he says 'it will be difficult to find a coach who can teach me how to manage a team'. It's this patronising attitude, this arrogance, that's as offputting as his inability or unwillingness to address the fundamental and obvious weaknesses the team have had for years. This kind of manner is the opposite of what Arsenal were supposed to be about when I was growing up (even when we had a crap team) and it's embarrassing to be identified with.

  20. 600NER PETE

    May 23, 2011, 12:38 #7353

    In 2004 I never thought I would hope for the day when I read "Arsene Wenger Resigns!" but until that day happens I feel it's just not worth talking about any of our problems. It's going over the same things again and again. Basically, Arsene's gone loopy since we left Highbury and we're all stuck with it until he goes.

  21. dan h

    May 23, 2011, 12:18 #7351

    This summer will tell us all we need to know about the club use whatever budget we have & at least show us that we are looking to progress.If we have another summer of no real investment then the club management from directors downwards will deserve all the backlash they will no doubt get.I think our support has been very patient over the last few seasons sure we have no devine right to win trophies or even come in the top four.What we are right to question is a playing recruitment policy that is seriously flawed the only experienced players brought in have been shocking buys Squillaci & before him Silvestre in recent seasons.This team has been crying out for players around the 27-30 year old range experienced established & with something to offer.The managers recent quotes about buying £50m players is typical of turning round any opinion that differs from his i dont know of any Arsenal fan wanting this.Our club should be looking to sign two quality players every summer imo it keeps the squad fresh & provides competition. With our turnover spending 20-30million before sales isn't unreasonable we are stagnating imo we can't even use injuries as an excuse this time.

  22. Lukas

    May 23, 2011, 11:42 #7350

    The INCAPABLES managed by the UNFIRABLE

  23. The Happening

    May 23, 2011, 10:40 #7348

    Glad you highlighted the Nasri moment, typical example of one of Wenger's over pampered players! There's something rotten here in the heart of our club, and it feels like we're entering a dark phase in our footballing life, of course we have no right to be majestic winners of everything, all the time! To be fed lies though, only reinforces the notion of more PLC and less AFC! It's a new era of darkness!

  24. Q

    May 23, 2011, 10:32 #7347

    Nothing more to be said, "Spend some f*ucking money!"

  25. Frankie

    May 23, 2011, 10:29 #7346

    Ancelotti sacked for finishing 2nd, Mancini under pressure at City.Yet Wenger is under no pressure at all.This season has been a failure we have gone backwards.Yet Wenger doesnt have to be worried about getting sacked because it will never happen.Our club is no longer a club with ambitions to win trophies,you can forget that.Success at Arsenal PLC is what the balance sheet reads.Wenger is now a deluded man.The saddest thing this season though has been while all around Wenger crumbled the AKB's still believe any bit of bull**** he told them.We now have a group of supporters who follow the cult of Wenger blindly regardless of the evidence on the pitch.We are now in a vicious circle,Wenger wont change and Kroenke wont put any pressure for him to change so nothing will change.And with Cesc and maybe Nasri going expect it to get even worse.

  26. jjetplane

    May 23, 2011, 10:22 #7345

    Looks like Man City have joined the Swat Arsene's Boys Club! The way its going we could end a respectable 6th next season. For that kind of wonga you'd be better off at Barnet - a more affordable circus!

  27. Merse69

    May 23, 2011, 10:07 #7344

    Finishing fourth in a three-way title takes some doing... The players are paid a fortune for underachieving, the directors have made millions and put no money back into the club, while the fans pay sky high ticket prices to support this casino.

  28. HowardL

    Jan 01, 2011, 10:11 #596

    The atmosphere v Chelski was much improved but it was still missing a lot. Where are the songs for Wilshere, Chamakh, Squillaci or the much-improved Djourou. The North Bank had a song or a chant for EVERY player in the 1971 Double team and we went through the full repertoire at every home game before kick-off. It's harder to get groups together with all-seater stadia but the singing section is strong enough to lead something like this. The rest of the crowd would catch on quickly. "We've only got one Song...."

  29. dalgooner

    Dec 30, 2010, 9:44 #527

    some of these comments amaze me. if you are an arsenal fan frankly you are spoilt. the football is terrific and its all down to one man and his vision. like all great leaders however he can be myopic. he needs to buy a world class keeper and two great central defenders. he needs a strong number two just as clough had taylor. how much influence does pat rice have?impossible to say. shay given and lescott would be a great start. the biggest issue for me however is the atmos at the emirates--it is dreadful. we need to create an 'end'.the away support is fantastic. get all the lads together who go away as well as the red centre and crank up the atmosphere. we are a young team-when things go wrong, as they will, they need our support more than ever. imagine the noise 10000 supportes singing one one side of the ground could make --let alone 57000. imagine how the opposition would be intimidated when they score against us and then every throw , every corner we get is met with huge cheers and roars not silence or boos. imagine how the young players would be lifted. for me, i've always admired the pompey fans. their support against ac milan a few years ago and against us in the fa cup was unbelievable. look what they achieved for a relatively small club. we need to get behind them. its an easy process to do by the club. you don't believe me?i write this after mighty wolves beat liverpool at anfield last night. the supporters have turned on the team, hodgson the second hand car dealer with more sheepskin coats than you see at west ham says the players are now frightened to make mistakes because of the crowd's reaction. look how many games are puld out of the bag when the crowd gets behind a team in the last 20 mins. trust me, its important.

  30. Rossa14

    Dec 17, 2010, 19:53 #356

    Fantastic and well thought out article! It's all very well criticising AW but offering a viable alternative is not so easy! That said it's been same story same problems repeating for 5years - and supporters all agree and see problems! I think if arsene can't fix it - maybe a strong number2assistant might? Recent times have shown how important Wilkins was a chelski - what about Denis or Thierry? Then a successor is ready made when arsene moves upstairs - two problems solved for price of one! Cone on you gooners!

  31. Nekuhan

    Dec 17, 2010, 17:11 #355

    Sorry, but in any other BIG club after so many mistakes, defeats against ManU and Chelsea and five years without any trophy, the manager would be out long time ago. Arsène must GO! Bring in Guus Hiddink. To finish second in the CL group is a professional mistake. We drew Barcelona, Chelsea drew Copenhagen. Ask Arsenal fans which one they prefer to pass into the next round. Otherwise, thanks for your very good comments.