I am sick and tired of all these so-called Arsenal ‘fans’

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I am sick and tired of all these so-called Arsenal ‘fans’

Arsene: Genius


I am honestly sick and tired of all these so-called Arsenal ‘fans’ complaining about Arsene Wenger and Arsenal. Arsene Wenger is doing a fantastic job and I for one am sick of people questioning him.

I am here to offer a defence of Arsene therefore. For starters, Arsene is not to blame for any of Arsenal’s issues: the Board are the real culprits of the piece. Yes that is correct, hear me out.

Whose decision has it been to play the likes of Diaby, Denilson and Eboue for so long?

Whose decision was it to fail to instruct and coach their team into practicing set-pieces?

Who recruited the likes of Denilson and Bendtner?

Who said they would happily accept second place ‘for the next twenty years’?

That is all quite clearly, the fault of the board! Arsene Wenger, like Rafa Benitez before him, is being unjustly treated. He has had his hands tied financially, and has been doing an outstanding job under difficult and arduous circumstances. The board have not given him the green light to spend any funds on players – and the few scraps he has been given, he has spent very wisely.

Arsene is financially prudent and runs the club with excellent analytical, financial management. As an example, let us use a case study, such as Denilson: signed at a cost of £3.5 million in 2006. Has been at Arsenal, earning wages in excess of £2 million per year, for five years. So, if we multiply his £2 million per year (conservative estimate), and add on his transfer fee of £3.5 million, then Denilson equates to a whopping bargain of £13.5 million! And once Denilson is sold to Real Madrid for £17 million, Arsene’s sound policies will be shown as being excellent.

The same exercise can be used with any of Almunia, Fabianski, Clichy etc.

Arsene has been so financially constrained by the board that he has only been able to offer the likes of Eboue a reported £60k per week, whilst top quality performers like Rosicky have had to make do with a reported weekly wage of only £65k per week.

While clubs like Manchester City (more on them later), have been splashing out on average defenders such as Kompany for £5.5 million, whilst Chelsea signed Ivanovic for £9 million, while Ferguson was signing Evra for £7 million, and Vidic for £7.5 million; Arsene has only been able to spend £10 million on players like Koscielny. Which of the aforementioned players do you feel has the most resale value then?

Arsene once said he would not sign Xabi Alonso as this would have ‘killed’ Denilson. Do people not now finally see the method to Arsene’s ways? Signing Alonso, and then selling him on would have only resulted in Arsenal selling the player for £30 million – the fee Real Madrid paid for Alonso. Meanwhile, Madrid stand to pay a lot more for Denilson!

The problem for Arsene is the presence of cheating, financially doped clubs with rich owners. I am looking especially at Chelski and Citeh here. They are responsible for inflating the market beyond repair. If only there were not managers, only too willing to avariciously use their riches to make a fast big buck on players such as… oh let’s say Adebayor, Toure? If only certain managers would make a stand against such outrageous super-wealthy owners like Abramovich, and not sell them top-class English left-backs, and swap these out for moody Frenchmen… the transfer market runs on supply/demand, and Citeh and Chelski would be unable to inflate the market, without unscrupulous managers using them to make big bucks one minute, and then the very next minute, decrying their scandalous practices as an excuse for failure!

Then look at Arsenal’s outstanding success that is the Youth policy? Our youth policy is the envy of Europe. Look at the sheer number of academy trained goalkeepers that Arsenal have produced over the past fifteen years? Look at the number of quality academy defenders Arsenal have also produced since Wenger arrived. The only questionable defender Arsenal produced in all that time was a dodgy left-back who we had to sling out, since the little runt wanted £60k a week! The cheek! Thankfully, Arsene had a masterplan and the wonderful Gael Clichy was entrusted to replace him instead, while the £60k a week went to Eboue and Walcott instead.

Look at the amount of top class academy strikers our youth policy has also produced then? We even have the luxury situation of being so overloaded with talent, that Wenger, out of the kindness of his tender heart, has allowed Jeremie Aliadiere to be playing reserve team matches ahead of some of the other kids we have waiting for a game! Imagine what class the kids could learn from such a proven top quality player? Especially after all those nice things he said about Arsenal FC when he left, what a classy man.

The one thing I especially like about Wenger, is that nationality does not appear to be a problem whatsoever. Arsene never looks at passports and selects players purely on the criteria of class and quality. Look at the quality, cost and/or wages of players like Squillaci, Chamakh, Koscielny, Silvestre. Look at the return of the prodigal son, Jeremie Aliadiere.

In fact, the youth system is in no shape or form, a veil under which Wenger intends to hide as a short-term means of not spending in the transfer market. It Is a youth system, as youngsters Squillaci, Sol Campbell, Jens Lehmann and Silvestre will attest.

I am also sick of people demanding trophies, whilst moaning about the 6.5% ticket increase. What an ungrateful, knee-jerk load of moaning minnies. Six years without trophies? What is this in the long-term? Bermondsey United FC went seventy years without a single trophy. Arsenal FC is not about trophies, the club is so much more than that. And besides, it depends what you call a trophy.

How many other managers in Europe can claim to have won the domestic third place and fourth place Champions League qualification trophies as many times as our dear leader Arsene has? Hmmm? The fans should feel privileged to be paying upwards of £1200 per season to witness some of the finest players the Premier League has to offer. Fans asking for £80 million signings and asking for a defensive coach, discipline and heart should p*** off and go support Barca or Real. Tactics, consideration for the desires of the fans and trophies are not ‘the Arsenal way’! Besides, spending any of that £56 million pre-tax profit, or any of the £41 million made from Kolo and Ade means that we will end up doing a Leeds. Look at what recently happened to Liverpool after they sold a player for £50 million, and then spent £56 million on replacements. They will be playing Championship football next season as a result.

And to all those people calling for Arsene’s head well you never know what you’ve got until it’s gone. BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR.


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  1. Jeff

    Jun 03, 2011, 4:01 #8147

    MY Good God, I nearly broke a rib with all of the comments from people who took this article seriously. Deeply worrying! Do we really have that many thick fans? IT'S called irony, sarcasm, taking the p*ss. Brilliant though, very funny. Jeff

  2. Matt

    Jun 02, 2011, 16:00 #8132

    You are a moron Mike K. If you can't see the sarcasm in this article then you really shouldn't be allowed near computers.

  3. Timbo

    Jun 02, 2011, 14:31 #8125

    Seriously, the comments are probably the most amusing thing I have ever seen on this website. Although it does have me questioning the intellect of our fanbase...

  4. AugustusCaesar

    Jun 02, 2011, 12:43 #8110

    'Jeremie Aliadiere - proven top quality player' Not the subtlest of satirical pieces this was it. Get out!

  5. Rob The Goon

    Jun 01, 2011, 17:08 #8065

    These 'silly' fans have no idea! I'm quite upset that I missed the 4th place trophy parade this season as I was looking forward to seeing Cesc and the gang at islington town hall.

  6. Rob The Goon

    Jun 01, 2011, 15:41 #8061

    E V E R Y T H I N G I S Q U E S T I O N A B L E !

  7. Pete

    Jun 01, 2011, 14:26 #8058

    Bird-brains!! That's what comes to mind when I read this article and the subsequent comments. Anybody who has commented and criticise the accuracy of this rant, is an A++ idiot. Did you only read the start, or are you really that moronic? This is one of the most unapologetically sarcastic things I've read in a while. The guy who wrote this, is a different kind of idiot, but what is clear, is that he DOESN'T approve of Wenger. Just to clarify, a fan is not somebody who keeps their mouth shut and only expresses opinions of praise. A fan supports the club's best interests. On that point opinion has been divided for a few years now simply because of a lack of tangible success. Wenger get's the blame for this from some quarters but this blame much be balanced by the wonderful things he has done for the club. I for one, think he will field a team soon which will really start to get us back to the top where we belong. However, I understand if others are apprehensive and would like a more immediate change. Let's see how the summer goes?

  8. Gazza

    Jun 01, 2011, 13:35 #8054

    LOL @ all the people not recognising that this is a sarcastic article. I fear for Arsenal's future with fans like that. Also, Chamakh is Morrocan, not French mate. That aside, it was a funny article to read.

  9. ArseCrack

    May 31, 2011, 16:18 #8004

    Having heard a lot of the AKB clap-trap over the last 3 or 4 years it really should be no surprise to me that people are brainless and fail to grasp the most obvious things but even I am shocked at the level of stupidity of all those people who simply didn't get this article. It's fantastic stuff - I think the word is irony rather than sarcasm.

  10. ed enough

    May 31, 2011, 15:06 #8000

    I never knew so many Arsenal fans were actually so dumb, and lacking in humour and the ability to grasp Sarcastic wit....Great piece by the way...

  11. NK_Bubble

    May 31, 2011, 15:00 #7998

    Brilliant Article. Ive enjoyed reading the responses nearly as much as the article itself. What a bunch of complete Divs. I especially like the "Champions League Qualification" Trophy.....lol.

  12. Cheshire Gooner

    May 31, 2011, 9:12 #7972

    Astonished that we have so many fans who don't get sarcasm or irony. Maybe the Kroenke take over has already seen us boost our American fan base? Everytime I read the online Gooner I am upset at the sheer, outright negativity I see as well as the divisive AKB/AMG nonsense. Whatever your current opinion on AW I think a little respect regarding what he has achieved in the past wouldn't go amiss. I appreciate the frustration of the past couple of years but the reason it has hurt is because of our expectations. I'm re-reading Jon Spurling's account of Arsenal in the 90s at the mo' - makes you realise where we've come from over the past 15 years. Like it or not the reason we think we should be challenging for silverware is due to Wenger's success up to 2005, and the massive changes made at the club in his time. He has certainly made mistakes over the past 5 years, he is stubborn and he is tight but to dismiss him in this crude, school bully style article is out of order. Oh, and I'm not an AKB. I'm a Gooner. I don't need another label. Why are people so insecure that they need to factionalise further? Reminds me of Life of Brian..."People's front of Judea - splitters...That's us....oh..." Surely the real enemy are the Romans..sorry...Tottenham?

  13. Noz

    May 30, 2011, 21:28 #7963

    An article of genius, thank you :-)

  14. Blind Mouse

    May 30, 2011, 20:17 #7954

    Keep worshiping blindly while the rest of us make valid criticisms of our manager.

  15. kazo gunner

    May 30, 2011, 20:05 #7953

    there is no doubt that manager arsene wenger is simply the best manager in europe over and world over but let arsene wenger use his old ways of handling arsenal's team and let's wait and c what this will bring to arsenal fc in the new future.

  16. Clock End Charlie

    May 30, 2011, 18:46 #7952

    Fantastic! F**kwit fans from all over the world who wouldn't know subtle irony if it slapped'em round the head...You dimlows ha ha. I've been a season ticket holder for 17 years & the last home game was more poisonous in atmos than when the bond scheme was mooted for the old North Bank. Wenger's made a few bad decisions with player selection recently & his 30yr old policy...then buying Silvestre! The Club won't tell the Season ticket holders who holds the purse strings ultimately.Don't want Wenger to go but he needs to change...quickly. By the way I'd heard of Radiohead in '96,got 'Creep' on 12" in '92, first pressing different B sides yours for £80. Finally to that nitwit we've one the 'League' 13 times not 14 & it used to be called Division 1. Blimey where do we get them from lol.

  17. George Graham '96

    May 30, 2011, 17:52 #7951

    Brilliant article! Keep them coming. Very subtly done too so I didn't expect many to get the sarcastic wit behind the article

  18. Ron

    May 30, 2011, 14:36 #7940

    Thats an amusing article, but some of the responses to it are staggeringly stupid. Do some Arsenal fans have a mandatory humour by pass or is it the dull Bank Hol weather thats rotted their senses?

  19. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 30, 2011, 12:31 #7935

    to spud gun you can use my come back when totts try and give me stick totts had their best season for a long time we have had our worst and we still finnished above them.

  20. Martin Warne

    May 30, 2011, 8:57 #7929

    Quite simply, you're a prat. Wake up and smell the roses.

  21. Jay

    May 30, 2011, 5:48 #7927

    We do have really silly guys around here e.g. Kanda from Kenya! Dude, have you ever heard of sarcasm?? otherwise, i as well claim ''in arsene we trust''!! :-D

  22. Tom

    May 30, 2011, 1:50 #7926

    Funny article, however you fail to mention all the 'actual' good things Wenger has done for this club. Looking in the comments section, the stupidity of some arsenal fans is beyond belief!! How could anyone not see the sarcasm in this post?!?

  23. Russell

    May 29, 2011, 23:23 #7922

    This is why i love the internet, any ****wit can write a whole load of old bull**** and post it up for the whole world to see. Using such amazing writing skills and such shows of intellect as sarcasm and satire. What a retarded, pointless waste of everyones time this post was! Unless of course it was a competition to see who was the more retarded out of you and the guy who wrote the one the other day, in which case, congratulations, you are indeed a worthy winner and marginally more idiotic then he was.

  24. James

    May 29, 2011, 22:33 #7921

    "Average defenders such as Kompany" Please don't use the word average in the same sentence as Kompany. He's one of the top two defenders in the premier league (Vidic possibly the one player ahead of him). While I see your point about Arsene Wenger's fantastic management of money and finances, we aren't watching the global markets here, we are watching football. He makes great deals and saves a lot of money, but he doesn't buy the right players. Arsenal will drop out of the top 4 next season for the simple reason that they have no defence. Arsene will be looking for bargain deals and cheap money-makers, NOT top-class defenders.

  25. Bonce

    May 29, 2011, 19:20 #7919

    Last time I ever visit this site. Much easier to be insulting to our own fans than be contructive. Very poor effort

  26. West Stand Rob

    May 29, 2011, 18:34 #7917

    Fantastic! and there is still a lot more that could be said. He is a man who clearly has great Managerial qualities and if he spends on some established players, prefereably who have won things, and who have passion, presence, spite and hate losing, together with a defensive opinionated strong number two i would want him to stay. But he wont and i am sick of tippy tappy super expensive football watching my team being bullied and then shaking hands with the bullies! So i have to say i have gone from the AKB camp to the AMG camp. I wonder how many AKB's actually pay to go because there werent many in the ground to applaud after the Villa game. They may feel different if they had paid what we have for so many years!

  27. GUNNER786

    May 29, 2011, 18:08 #7916

    Brilliant!!Absolutely brilliant!! FIGHT GREED, FIGHT FOR THE ARSENAL, FIGHT WENGER

  28. shooy

    May 29, 2011, 16:44 #7914

    That was clever, but not as funny as you possibly think it was. It did however throw up a worrying reaction, to the extent that I am very concerned about the intelligence levels of some of my fellow Gooners, having read their comments on here.

  29. Samir

    May 29, 2011, 16:35 #7913

    Lovely read! Lovely sarcasm [wink] Keep up the good work mate! :D

  30. GoonerDave

    May 29, 2011, 15:57 #7912

    Those who say Wenger has lost it, is a dictator, is insane etc. fail to understand that thats as ridiculous an assumption as believing that a group of Arsenal fans see the manager as infallible and without flaws. Its lazy journalism to write the article, and some of the comments are even lazier. Who needs rational debate when you can call your fellow Gooners either AKBs or ungrateful glory hunters, depending on which side of the fence you sit? By the way, the sarcasm in the article was missed by some, but they werent all Arsene supporters, as some of you seem to think. This is getting ridiculous, and this website has turned into a one-eyed media mouthpiece. What happened to offering opinions and discussing possible tweaks to maximise our team? Seems like some will always take the lazy way out and just hurl mud.

  31. GaryFootscrayAustralia

    May 29, 2011, 15:50 #7911

    Omglol....you said "This bias and kids writhing has to stop"...please tell me that you deliberately typed "kids writhing" and that your satirical blade matches the sharpness of the article writer, or I shall paralyse "myselth" (copyright Jade Goody) laughing...I'm almost there as it is reading the heartfelt replies from those who believed every word they read without question...altogether now....bbbBBBAAAAA.....bbbBBBAAAAA....

  32. bade the gooner (bernard)

    May 29, 2011, 15:00 #7910

    mate, the mother of all spot ons!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was one of the best pieces i ever read. ever. & i look at the comments section & can't believe hoe many dump fans we do have.... no wonder now why arsene can do what he does to our beloved arsenal.... cheers mate, cracker post!

  33. GaryFootscrayAustralia

    May 29, 2011, 14:17 #7908

    For one reason or another, about 50% of this article's readership have completely missed the point...

  34. john

    May 29, 2011, 13:46 #7907

    It amazes me how thick and dumb so many arsenal fans are not seeing the irony and sarcasm in this brilliant post. Im finding it hard to support THE ARSENAL as it is being run at present, my reasons: the board are happy to build a new stadium, not to compete with big clubs, but to bring in more money to line their fu*king pockets. AW has gone along with this and Top 4 is seen as success for him and the board. The sad thing is thousands of MUG Arsenal fans (and thick as **** going by replies to this post) will settle for this also and renew and buy their STs . Also, AW has been caught out, teams like BB,bolton,stoke etc etc etc come to the emirates and feel confident they will get a result. Watching AW kick and throw plastic water bottles, playing a bunch of bottlers and losers, most of them out of position is totally depressing particularly when Arsene and the board know what they can do to change this.Mark my words they will only do enough to keep us in the top 4, not the big spending plans that some fans think there will be. Am i a glory hunter or too over ambitious, your f*cking right i am. Arsenal in top 5 richest clubs in the world, most expensive tickets in the world. I expect Glory , but it wont be delivered now under AW as he is Deluded and has lost the plot.

  35. Cloggs

    May 29, 2011, 13:20 #7904

    Brilliant! Next time don't forget to mention it was also Wenger that built our stadium bare handed!

  36. Omglol

    May 29, 2011, 13:01 #7903

    We realy hit the bottom, no other club has so low type of support. This is sad and disgraceful. Someone need to start controlling the blogs. This bias and kids writhing has to stop.

  37. Tom

    May 29, 2011, 13:01 #7902

    Great piece! As true as it can be! By the way: @ Mike K - did you even read the article???

  38. Dave s

    May 29, 2011, 11:45 #7901

    Not a great article or one I particularly agree on. But the finiest thing was all the comments by the mugs who didn't get the sarcastic and ironic tone of it all!

  39. Spike

    May 29, 2011, 10:51 #7900

    Hats off to 'Dumb and Dumber' below. Fell off my chair laughing at your assessment of the responses to this funny tongue in cheek article. I too sat open-mouthed reading the indignant replies to what was so obviously a swipe at AW and what our beloved club has become over the past few years. Please Arsenal, grow a pair, decide the level you want to be at and offer Guardiola whatever he wants to take over and start coaching these players properly.

  40. vivek gooner

    May 29, 2011, 10:39 #7899

    LOL...this article one of the best i have ever read.....hats off to those dumbnicks who could not understand this piece of great irony...well done

  41. gooner

    May 29, 2011, 8:32 #7898

    these are the non-winning mentality fans that should be eliminated....just because Wenger has won some trophies ago doesn't make him untouchable..you should be ashamed of yourself for judging the credibility of Arsenal fans..BS!!

  42. arsenal forever,

    May 29, 2011, 2:16 #7897

    well said mike K, online gunner goes on to say he hasnt had any money to spend ok true , but can arsen wenger tell us wot happen with the money that we got for adebawhore ? or kolo toure ? im sure to say but i dont think arsen wenger is runnning football teamm, i think he is running supermarket

  43. CHGooner

    May 28, 2011, 23:58 #7895

    Love it! The sad thing is, there are still so called fans of AFC who having nailed their colours to the Wenger mast will make any number of feeble excuses and defences for what is inexcusable or indefensible. That is the point of this article I suspect. Arsenal fans of the world unite, we have nothing to lose but our deluded and failing manager

  44. luke

    May 28, 2011, 23:56 #7894

    Denilson for 17 million to real madrid!!!? HAHAHAHAHAHA wow.

  45. rob

    May 28, 2011, 23:50 #7893

    Ok the main premise of this article is that Wenger has had no money to spend, but Arsenal make profits each year and as part of the deal that the creditors made with arsenal for the loans for the stadium, was that a proportion of the profits must be spent on the team. Also if they actually had no money to spend then why doesn't the board and Wenger say so, loudly and clearly? There is no down side to honesty. If you are right (and you don't analyse the clubs accounts at all in this article, so you don't give any reasons why you should be) then the fans would not be so angry about Wenger. But if he and the board keep saying there is money to spend (which they do) then why are you claiming there isn't. The board have always said there is money to spend and it is always wenger who says we can't compete in the transfer market. It is not his job to decide on the budgets so if the board are at fault for anything, it is giving one man too much power.

  46. jk1993

    May 28, 2011, 23:49 #7892

    what a stupid article, i know Arsenal is not just about winning trophies, but come on we have got some truly terrible players in our squad like rosicky, eboue, almunia, bendtner, Tootneham wouldn't even want them I'm sure. He only needed to spend another £1 million to get Schwarzer last year and he didn't budge because he is too stubborn.

  47. Block G Gooner

    May 28, 2011, 22:58 #7891

    love it......to all the dimlow's out there this is sarcasm at is best....1 more year wenger or just leave as you are driving us all to distraction....

  48. Emma G LFC

    May 28, 2011, 22:51 #7890

    Liverpool playin championship football next season? Denilson goin for 30 mil? watever ur on id like sum!

  49. Rochey

    May 28, 2011, 22:38 #7889

    Just the best post ever...brilliant because Its true

  50. Dumb & dumber

    May 28, 2011, 22:34 #7888

    Good god, reading the replies to this superbly sarcastic article I realise how totally thick most of the readers of this site must be. Once one realises that many of the correspondence have the mental age of an eight year old one realises that: A) genuine intelligent debate is a waste of time with such retards B) no wonder Wenger and the board get away with so much **** with such a dopey, retarded bunch of fans

  51. James

    May 28, 2011, 22:28 #7887

    What a load of utter rubbish denilson and bendtner are awful players denilson to madrid for 17 million!! Ha u make me laugh

  52. Teddy

    May 28, 2011, 22:27 #7886

    After reading most of these comments I am embaressed to be an Arsenal fan. I didn't realise there were so many backward people on the planet let alone Arsenal supporters. I have followed Arsenal for over forty years and this is still one of the best sides I have seen. Just because they have failed to deliver a trophy in the last six seasons we have been chalenging every year even after building a fantastic new stadium. People should stop listening to the British gutter press and realise there are very few trophies up for grabs and even fewer good managers, luckily we have one and with a few tweaks we'll get the trophies too. P.S. And please do let me know this great man you would replace Wenger with? Apart from Ferguson who I can't really see coming the only others who have done better need a billionaire behind them.

  53. Nadim Lukhele

    May 28, 2011, 22:21 #7885

    You real write nonsense, Get your facts before writing anything about Arsenal or ask from us who know...Wenger does not want to spend money, he thinks he can win titles with youngsters and has failed to do that

  54. Arsene Wenger

    May 28, 2011, 22:21 #7884

    You are a fool, we have not won anything in the past 6 years and nothing serious in the past 8 or 9 years. We are getting further away from trophies and we look so ordinary. If you cannot see this then start supporting West ham or Birmingham

  55. Wicklow Gooner

    May 28, 2011, 22:06 #7883

    Who have you managed and how much have you won????

  56. GP

    May 28, 2011, 22:05 #7882

    And exactly who is going to replace Wenger?? You?? You will bring the next Messi to Arsenal with your "brilliant" articles, is it??

  57. Tommi Gooner

    May 28, 2011, 21:08 #7881

    Great piece squire.. absolutely bang-f*cking-on.. well written and presented. Just skimming through some of the comments, did people actually read the whole article and not just the title? Certainly nothing is lost in translation in the piece, great bit of cynicism and sarcasm. I've been a Gooner for over 30 years, know the history and a die-hard - you definitely get the thumbs up from me.

  58. Gillyo

    May 28, 2011, 20:47 #7880

    You are absolutely right. Arsene is doing a fantastic job and there's nothing wrong with the club. That's why we won the Champion's League and Premiership titles this year. Thank god Arsenal is not in a horrible situation like Barcelona or Man U, being knocked out of CL every year and struggling to finish in the top 3. Also, it's great that we have world peace and we solved golbal warming.

  59. Breadman84

    May 28, 2011, 20:37 #7879

    wengers spent well when he's spent at all ay? er, koscialny cost us more than hernandez did united, koscialny cost us more than vidic did united, we spent 16 million on shava and theo! i agree the wenger bashing is a little over the top, fixing this issue of how they comeback from setbacks and something to help them strongly finish a season, and we'd probably be there but wengers transfer history is whacky to say the least. the best assets he's made are those done cheaply or in developing youth, the ones we've splashed on or got based on reputation seem to have generally flopped, shava and rosicky came after strong international performances and are, frankly, weak links in a pretty flimsy chain (at the mo - here's hoping we strengthen psycholigaccly, medically as well as in terms of personnel)

  60. Westie

    May 28, 2011, 18:58 #7876

    The article amused me, the reaction scared me. We are getting more like America every day. Irony is not something you use after your shirts have been washed.

  61. terry

    May 28, 2011, 18:20 #7875

    And still the sheep come, despite what's staring em straight in the face (including the author himself saying it's a wind-up) - LOL. They only see things their way, refuse to listen to others and shout down anyone not agreeing with em. A typical AKB I suppose, what knobs you lot are. Honestly, take a long look at yourselves. Embarrassing really.

  62. Avid Football Fan

    May 28, 2011, 18:08 #7873

    What a sarcastically written piece of bollocks! you may not agree with some things that are happening but don't go so low as to exaggerate just to seem like you have a point. This was simply pitiful

  63. Gaz

    May 28, 2011, 18:05 #7872

    How dim and deluded are most of our fans when they don't even understand sarcasm....most actually believed this was in defence of the fading genius now confirmed idiot Wenger

  64. Blaine

    May 28, 2011, 17:25 #7871

    Arsene will never be sacked from Arsenal. Its in his name.

  65. Shameful goon

    May 28, 2011, 16:41 #7870

    Oh my god as if people cant tell this is a joke!

  66. James A

    May 28, 2011, 16:26 #7869

    You contradict yourself and prove yourself wrong in this article. First of all, since when is the board to blame for a club's set piece training? Plus your bit about defender's value and Koscielny being bought at 10 is absurd. Highest resale value is obviously any one of the other defenders you stated, not to mention that according to you they were cheaper than Koscielny. THere are parts where i seriously thought you were being sarcastic, this article is garbage.

  67. That's My Nickname

    May 28, 2011, 16:13 #7868

    What a great article. At the end of the day if wenger doesn't finally wake up and spend this summer and sell our useless players then we'll be lucky to scrape 4th place next season. I can't respect his hustle anymore so what can I say?

  68. Raskolnikov Enahoro

    May 28, 2011, 15:56 #7866

    Article author here. For all the people who got the very deliberate, and intended SARCASM rife through this article: Congratulations. To all the other people who didn't get it, I sincerely hope you seek help! If you didn't get all the obvious hints, (e.g. Bermondsey FC, Radiohead, CL qualification trophy) etc...then you never will. I do not rate Arsene Wenger as Arsenal manager and no longer want him at my club. Kind regards

  69. D. Mistry

    May 28, 2011, 15:44 #7865

    I thought that I was the only one who thought this. West Ham were relegated (despite the fact that they had the players who could keep them up) and even though they already knew that, many fans went to see their final game and there wasn't an audible to be heard.

  70. Muzza

    May 28, 2011, 15:40 #7864

    great article,very original and very true, cannot believe the suckers who didnt get it!! well done mate.

  71. TonyG

    May 28, 2011, 14:53 #7863

    The responses on this site say everything about the AKBs out there. Seriously funny article - shame it's took clever for the AKBs to get it!

  72. Bigsnoop

    May 28, 2011, 14:51 #7862

    Simply stunning the amount of people who can't understand sarcasm article makes perfect sense :) Oh and to the AKB's that say "who on earth could do what Wenger can" well judging on this season performances of Rudi Garcia and Jurgen Klopp have pretty much done what Wenger's been trying to do for the past years oh and both would cost considerably less than the 6 million a year given to are current manager.

  73. Kojak Favelas

    May 28, 2011, 14:47 #7861

    Raskolnikov Enahoro eh? If it quacks call it what it is! You are an ignorant twerp, xenophobic trash! That's partly why Arsenal's struggling to win silverware and why the home form is disgraceful. That's why many usually have no time for 'Online Gooner'. Some of you people make me sick! "We want our Arsenal back"! Which one? Have you forgotten the previous trophy droughts? Are you confusing your history with Liverpool's (pre Premier League) or ManU(re)'s? Do you have the spending power of Chelsea, City, Real Madrid, Barca or ManU(re)? Get real! Aresene Wenger has made some damaging misjudgements since the end of the Invincibles, but I believe he deserves a lot of respect for his past record and what he has done with the present crop of players. Lest we forget how easy it is to win both the league and FA Cup twice, win the league unbeaten, plus 2 additional FA cup honours (not mentioning the CL final and Community Shield wins). Begs the question, which Arsenal you lot want back? This so-called p*ss poor crop consistently go past the group stages of the CL year in year out(fingers crossed this year). Ask Harry, Van Der Vaart, Bale and Modric how easy it is! This season must be demoralising for this relatively young bunch of gunners. We may not have a Sugar Daddy with bottomless pockets or be bankrolled by the State, but decent purchases similar to Van Der Vaart, Suarez, Luis. Plus reinforcements in the areas crying out for strengthening. Yes some players need a big kick up the backside - out the club or to start putting in shifts worthy of wearing the same badge the likes of Henry, Pires, Llunberg, Viera, Bergkamp did). We still have Arsene Wenger! We've got the likes of Van Persie, Wilshere, Vermaelen, Ramsey Sagna, Song, Szczesny and yes Walcott, Djourou, Kochielny, Chamakh, Arshavin, Diaby and Fabianski. I believe great things will come from these gunners. Still got high hopes for Gibbs and the some of the others knocking on door for first team appearances. Clichy and Cesc can leave if they want (and we get good money for the latter). Loan move for Bendtner?(Who needs to check that over inflated ego). Nasri? Would be a crying shame if he ends up wearing a devil with its fork over his heart! Que sera sera! Denilson, if only you could shut your big mouth the way you should be shutting out attacks (if the manager says you are good enough, you've got my full suppport)! The board should take a good hard look at themselves, leaving Arsene to take all the flack, while laughing all the way to the bank with KSE money. You lot need to invest some of that 'windfall' back into the club - somehow! C'mon Arsenal, 100% all the way! No more faffing around! More of the brilliant: the passion of Van Persie, the tenacity of Wilshere, the lethal guile of Fabregas & Ramsey, poetry of Arshavin (when he bothers) & Nasri, the solidity of Song, steel of Vermaelen, understated strength of Sagna, Walcott's opportunistic pickpocketing improving resilence of Djourou, Kochielny et al, Diaby hitting consistency....Ooh to be, ooh to be, ooh to be a....

  74. Fake Lilly White Gooner

    May 28, 2011, 14:35 #7860

    Well said. This article certainly hits my spot. Wenger out and if that happens, we may get back in the champions league, possibly.......

  75. Mark

    May 28, 2011, 14:28 #7858

    you show a complete lack of understanding of what is actually going on at Arsenal and why so many, so many fans are a little bit upset today. Only this arsenal could finish 4th in a 2 horse race. On the point of 2 trophies, the league cup and league, we then went on a run that was equivalent to relgation form and you think that means there is not something fundamentally wrong ?? Any other club would have conducted the same enquiry that we are conducting having experienced its team capitulate in the way that this one has done. Stoke, Villa, Bolton, Birmingham defeats. Fulham near defeat. totally clueless surrender at man u in fa cup. sunderland, blackburn toothless home draws. all during the weeks of the season which is the trophy race. it was just diabolical to watch and gratefully it seems most gooners now are discusing exactly what is wrong with us. except you that is.

  76. Vermaelens left bollock

    May 28, 2011, 14:20 #7857

    Well written & very tongue in cheek, people need to open their eyes if they cannot see the joke & read this article in the way it was intended to be read. Not sure if the author is britsh, but this certainly does have the classic brit sense of humour. One would say spiffing dear chap.

  77. kev g

    May 28, 2011, 14:17 #7856

    Great stuff. Absolutely hilarious. Think you are wasted on some people on here. Seems it went way over their head

  78. Vince

    May 28, 2011, 14:12 #7855

    Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit....and you are the lowest form of Arsenal supporter!! Not funny, not clever!!!

  79. goonerboy

    May 28, 2011, 14:00 #7854

    Yeah very ironic... Ho Ho. But the serious issue is I, as a supporter for the 50 years cannot see this side being successful and I am surrounded by Arsenal fans all day everyday and the only people who believe Wenger can bring us success are those relying on hope alone. THE CLUB NEEDS A NEW DIRECTION ON THE PITCH. A defence which can defend a one goal lead would be a start. A midfield which can defend as well as attack and forward line which does not overplay and has penetration. We are not going to get any of that under Wenger. Arsenal need a new manager- but even if they get one it wont be instant success- because Wenger has built a castle on sand- a captain whose ambition is to play for another club- a stack of Frenchmen who are only committed to the club whilst Wenger is the manager- and will in any case be off the first time that a big club crooks its finger. The truth is the only people happy with the current situation are shareholders- and many of the AKB are self interested shareholders- terrified that a change in manager will lower the value of their holding. The AKB are excuse mongering idiots- bleating on about referees, injuries- anything except facing the reality of a team which is not good enough to win anything.

  80. a.walters

    May 28, 2011, 13:58 #7853

    having read the article and as someone who goes on this site regularly i cannot believe that the majority of people who,ve commented on the article actually think it is praising arsene ! are there so many thick idiots on this site who have never heard of SARCASM.for what it,s worth as someone at 46 years of age with years of experience of playing ,coaching (qualified)and managing it ain,t as easy as many muppets think wenger deserves criticising and i,ve never been as big a fan as some but he,s moved us into a new stadium ,kept us competitive and layed a great future for us .the squad is unbalanced with a lack of experience, width and defensive, gritty midfielders and a quality centre back short.however koscielney has proved a good signing over the course of a season, if you,ve actually watched arsenal this season.eboue ,denilson i do agree are poor and schillachi probably won,t do but chamack ( who everyone raved about early on but i wasn,t convinced )let,s give him longer before we condemn him totally.wenger has my backing for one more season in which he needs to make progress or go .

  81. Spud gun

    May 28, 2011, 13:35 #7852

    The spuds got sandro for 6 million we get denilsen for 3.4 million,van der varrt 8 million rosicknote 14 million.wenger out.we need a Danny levy,we had one but the board backstabbed him(wenger).my spud mates abuse me every day and I have no comeback because this arsenal team are heartless and spineless and couldn't care less.

  82. Theo's Broken Toe-Nail

    May 28, 2011, 13:33 #7851

    My God!!! I genuinely didn't know there were that many stupid people out there!! Do some gooners not understand sarcasm? This was NOT a defence of Wenger!!

  83. gooner94

    May 28, 2011, 13:28 #7850

    to everyone, this article is clearly sarcastic. thats why all the facts are wrong

  84. GoonerRon

    May 28, 2011, 13:26 #7848

    Apart from the fact that the vast majority of posters completely miss your sarcasm, I found this article to be a waste of time and offers nothing except the usual Wenger bashing that appears common place on here. One last thing, do you REALLY think rosicky is on 65k a week / eboue on 60k a week? I doubt they are on anywhere near that.

  85. Brigham

    May 28, 2011, 13:22 #7847

    Funny as you like and made me laugh. As for the 'supporters' on here who fail to see the irony and sarcasm, get a life.

  86. D-Dizzle

    May 28, 2011, 13:11 #7846

    Gosh u people are stupid. This whole article is ironic. Its saying arsene wins nothing but get 6.5 mill whereas sir Alex has won 47 trophies and gets a wage of 4.5 mill. Fools. Arsene needs to spend money.

  87. tim, london

    May 28, 2011, 13:03 #7845

    Your irony stinks and it is sad. I stopped reading this article halfway, not worth it. I am a staunch defender of Wenger and I am afraid it is starting to resemble to the Newcastle / Bobby Robson scenario when his statue was erected after everything was all over. Give the guy credit, players and very good ones have left in the last 5 years, and new good ones have not come because of financial constrains so don't tell me that it has not affected us. Some clubs are in real trouble and struggling to move up: Valencia, Juventus, Roma, Lyon, Bayern M etc, ask any of them if they would have Wenger or not. Dont give up and keep supporting your team, it has been a bad year but I am positive things will change for better this summer.

  88. Tom

    May 28, 2011, 13:03 #7844

    Before Arsene, Arsenal were a tiny provincial club?! Bayern Munich a small club?! Arsene won us our first league title?! This is absolute rubbish!

  89. West Upper......

    May 28, 2011, 12:59 #7843

    Great stuff..... presumably they wouldn't publish this on the blog with the risble strapline '.....Supporting the Lord Wegner - coach of the decade' (sic)

  90. wenger out

    May 28, 2011, 12:57 #7842

    it's Arsenal FC, not Arsene FC. Maybe when he eventually goes you can join him and continue the worship of your false idol. Get Wenger Out!

  91. Chris

    May 28, 2011, 12:52 #7841

    Wanna be a housemaid in arsene wenger house clean the empty trout cabienets if you like him so much

  92. Scruff

    May 28, 2011, 12:50 #7840

    Yeah okay we're all frustrated with the lack of trophies and the now predictable end of season collapse, but if we want to be constructive about things then someone please tell me which top level manager would be able to come in and keep us in the top four every season on around £15m - 20m transfer kitty a year? That's right. NO-ONE. Wenger is not perfect but we must remember that the club IN THE SHORT TERM is utterly skint and we will not realistically be able to compete in the transfer market at the very top level until the fair play rules come in and the stadium is paid off. The thing that really sickens me about so many Arsenal fans these days is that they have short memories and expect success (on the back of Wenger's achievements I might add) as a God given right. It's not going to happen for a while yet so we're better off getting used to it and getting behind our team and manager rather than sitting there in embarrassing pitiful silence at the Emirates moaning about our lot. Wenger's policy as frustrating as it is at the moment will prove to be the right one in the long term, because when the club finally has some real disposable income and the sugar daddies at Chelsea / Man City etc are no longer allowed to spend hundreds of millions of their own money we will be in the strongest position to compete at the top again. In Arsene I continue to trust.

  93. wilson

    May 28, 2011, 12:49 #7839

    dont agree with any of that the squad is not good enough and arsene knows it everyone knows it the players know it. Its time for investment and change 6 years no trophy what a joke. Arsene's last chance if he dosnt win a trophy this year GET HIM OUT!!!

  94. dAn

    May 28, 2011, 12:42 #7838

    What a doom merchant of a bedwetter

  95. Raif

    May 28, 2011, 12:38 #7837

    This post is a waste of Internet space, your blaming everything on the board, you truly are a clown my friend Wenger oversees everything at the club, so the big part of any BUCK stop with him, the board don't control what happens and don't happen on the training pitch or matches, thats Wengers job, so I can't see how you can say his doing a Fantastic Job when he hasn't won us a cup in 7 years a counting, I guess your one of these fans that is happy to finish 2nd, 3rd, or 4th for the next 10 years Do us all a favour and stop blogging

  96. Seven Kings Gunner

    May 28, 2011, 12:37 #7836

    Oh dear - some of our fans have clearly not read or understood this article, it is a well crafted send up. Some of our reactions make a great case for a return to the three R's!

  97. james

    May 28, 2011, 12:29 #7835

    what a load of bollocks! i dont support arsene wenger i support arsenal so i want whats best for the club and if feel mr wenger isnt doin a good job i'll complain all i want.how dare you call people so called fans...i bet your enjoying another year without a trophy and what makes it worse is the arrogance of wenger always blaming others...what a joke!!!!!!!

  98. NickButNotBendtner

    May 28, 2011, 12:26 #7834

    This piece of trash showed some promise at first, then the author was struck with severe verbal/typing diarrhea. On a serious note, Arsene is a brilliant manager but that does not mean he can not make mistakes. He has made mistakes in recent seasons with formation (bendtner on wing) and missplacing trust in certain players (again bendtner and denilson). The supporters that want Arsene out are taking things to the extreem. Every supporter at Arsenal football club just want to see change as the current format is clearly not working. Some will want extreem change like a change in management, others more sensibly want some changes in personelle.

  99. terry

    May 28, 2011, 12:24 #7833

    LOL, cracking article even if only to highlight the fact the AKBs know less of irony and humour than they do of football.

  100. Jekyll

    May 28, 2011, 12:21 #7832

    Oh dear, based on the comments it seems some people took you literally! Best never to credit brains as a given... The point about Ade and Toure should be made to Wenger every time he goes on about 'financial doping'. He was quite happy to take the Man City coin (and then not spend it), it's serious hypocrisy.

  101. Nick Foskett

    May 28, 2011, 12:15 #7831

    id like to ask you one question or maybe two or three just WHAT do you think is the purpose behind ANY football teams existense? is it not to WIN games and TROPHYS? and in what way do you think Arsenal resemble Bermondsey united fc? arsenal have won Major honours BEFORE mr Wenger and WILL do after he is gone which WILL happen one day unless someone grants him imortality,i have supported arsenal since the days of Billy Wright and i KNOW what a lean spell means but i also KNOW that to accept such a lean spell WITHOUT TRYING to DO SOMETHING about it is also NOT the arsenal way no man is above critisism the man has oversen a small revolution but is not without his faults and if we go another season with no silverware he wil plainly NOT be doing the job he is employed to do which is make THE ARSENAL football club the most succsessful in the land as it once was and almost was again with the invinceables and then he should be moved upstairs and a new man brought in

  102. Stu

    May 28, 2011, 12:13 #7830

    A useless article, a typical Arsenal 'fan' who knows nothing!! Do you not remember the profit made from Henry ( didn't get much out of him did we??) Patrick, Overmars, Anelka?? Need I go on?? You will see what Arsene has done for years to come. Don't write article when you have not done any homework or given your words any thought.

  103. amir

    May 28, 2011, 12:01 #7829

    are you kidding me??pep for rijkaard...yeah..they won 5 title during pep fiz season at barca...mourinho for mancini...inter won their fiz UCL after how many years???wow...you are making a joke of yourself...you dont know what are you talking about man....

  104. Post .gorge brownchild

    May 28, 2011, 11:58 #7828

    Am sick and tired of Arsenal fans always using the excuse that.....Arsene has led the club 3 financial stability(true) and that we play the most entertaining football in the whole league.......bt where are the cups!!!!!Dnt get me wrong am an Arsenal fanatic and i think Wenger is one of the best in the Bussiness....but he can be sturborn.He new the weakness of the team at the start of the season was at the back(the keeper and the 2 cenre backs) but he ddnt sign and it cost us big.LETS GIVE ARSENE WENGER UNILL THE END OF THE TRANER WINDOR.GEORGE BROWNCHILD

  105. Spectrum

    May 28, 2011, 11:56 #7827

    To those who don't realise it, this article is a tongue in cheek piss take. Subtle and not so subtle, sarcasm. Well done, too. "In Arsene we rust." ( the original.)

  106. Gooner70

    May 28, 2011, 11:56 #7826

    You mate are the so called arsenal fan. Arsenal is a football club and football is a sport and sport is about winning. Arsene Wenger has got too wrapped in the business side of things. He is a coach and he is a legend but in the last 6 years he is not a success. He needs to either buy some talented and passionate players or leave and let arsenal be a great football club again.

  107. t,t

    May 28, 2011, 11:56 #7825

    u are a wenger fan not a arsenal fan its because of people like u arsenal dont and wont win anything anymore u not football fans but wenger fans

  108. Mitch

    May 28, 2011, 11:45 #7824

    I love how some people completely miss that it is satire.

  109. David Kwalimwa

    May 28, 2011, 11:44 #7823

    I did not mean to sound arrogant, but you dont seem to understand the facts u are claiming to substantiate..Denilson to be sold to Real Madrid for 17 million pounds, THAT WONT HAPPEN, the poor bloke is not even worth half that figure - Wenger gives mediorce players on high allowances to buy their loyalty, simply put this squad isnt good enough!!!

  110. Gare Kekeke

    May 28, 2011, 11:43 #7822

    Fantastic piece Raskolnikov! Great piss take. The even more funny thing is that this what all the AKB's are thinking. Genius. I salute you sir!

  111. Ld

    May 28, 2011, 11:40 #7821

    Great article man,love the cynicism,and I'm one of those who believ "arsenal have never won a league title before wenger arrived" that might have to change

  112. John Mack

    May 28, 2011, 11:27 #7820

    I dont know what is more funny, the article or the idiots who think he is praising Wenger!!!!! This is the first season I question Wenger being in charge, he has given average players big wages and shifting players like Denilson, Eboue and Rosicky will be difficult because of their wage demands. That said he is the second best manager in the premier League and we should back him and support the players and the Club regardless.

  113. fred07

    May 28, 2011, 11:16 #7819

    Great article, because this is exactly a filter for the commenters. There is a group which read it through, and another one who attacks it without understanding it was a joke. Nice. :)

  114. GoonerDave

    May 28, 2011, 11:16 #7818

    Stupid article. If you want to be ironic, try making it funny or interesting - it would have been far easier for you to simply make your point in a normal fashion. Whoever in the comments referred to AKBs ruining the club - heres a newsflash: theres no such thing as an AKB brigade. No human being would think a man is incapable of error and completely without flaws. There are fans who support Arsene, but they arent as stupid as youre making them out to be. But in your head, its nice to think they are too thick to see your point. As for the article, well for every point you make, a counter argument can be offered. Arsene might not have won much recently, but has certainly operated within tight constraints. This divide between us Gooners is becoming a farce - there is no AKB brigade. There are fans who support the man and his vision. There are also fans who want him to be replaced. Neither side is blinkered or stupid. We expect our young team to play great every match, we expect them to show team spirit and mental strength. And what do we offer in return? The WORST home support in the whole league. One of the biggest stadiums in the PL, and it sounds like a morgue. The only time our home support makes noise is to groan over a misplaced pass, or to boo players. Our away support is louder and better than the entire fanbase at the Emirates. We expect the team to perform but offer no encouragement. We need to get our own house in order first. We are becoming a moaning, annoying and fickle set of fans. If we want to make the Emirates a fortress, we need to do our bit too. This squabbling is childish and has to stop. We all support AFC.

  115. lee armitt

    May 28, 2011, 11:15 #7817

    I have to agree the board are to blame

  116. Charlie

    May 28, 2011, 11:11 #7816

    Well done, you compared the best bargains in the last 10 years from our rivals to the worst purchases of Arsene in the same time period and wow, you founf that their best purchases were better than his worst ones. You're an idiot. How about Toure, Fabregas, Vieira, Henry, Ljungberg, Pires, Anelka, RvP, Overmars, Petit and Hleb some of whom were bought for next to nothing and sold for 8 figures but probably cost less than one Michael Carrick combined.

  117. AFCasap

    May 28, 2011, 11:08 #7815

    this akb and his cult have nothing to do with THE ARSENAL...its 125 years of THE ARSENAL but for the akb its 15 years of arsenel...while the last 6 years have been arsene HELL...once upon a time like a proper manger he had a squad that could and did win trophies...but,...then he decided to cancel out all the good work by getting rid of all his quality players and replacing them with a bunch of midget losers and introduced 6 years of tip tap sideways rubbish guaranteed not to go anywhere...plus he got his own new palace to run as he saw fit....charging the max prices for everything....coz he loves doing the books and squeezing every penny out of the mug fans...THE ARSENAL will survive without all of this bo****ks...it'll be good...a fresh start, i can't wait!!....WENGER OUT NOW!!!!

  118. DAN

    May 28, 2011, 11:07 #7814

    I can't believe some people haven't noticed the sarcasm.

  119. Tookey

    May 28, 2011, 11:04 #7813

    What a beautiful encapsulation of the illusion that is the present AFC. The genius is not just this merthful article but the fact that our club has managed to get away with it so long without any serious outcry from the terraces.

  120. Richard

    May 28, 2011, 11:01 #7812

    Pointless blog. I wonder why arsenals players heads go down when we have supporters like this. Most critical and when the going gets tough, decide to moan instead of get behind the team...

  121. Sleek

    May 28, 2011, 10:56 #7811

    I have got a question for you...why do think Manchester United is the greatest in England? Simply because over the years they have something to show for it...If arsenal continuing on this track,am sorry we would be left with no CL slot next season...Wenger needs to be flexible and sensible,change your approach to the game.

  122. @BossJre

    May 28, 2011, 10:48 #7810

    You sir, are a delused, misinformed, unprepared, deceptive and incoherent 'fan' with little or no knowledge of the real wragling involved in football. This load of hogwash must be in reference to Arsenal de Sarandi of South America and a clone of Arsene Wenger. Don't feed us misinformed lies in the name of blogging. Do some better background work next time. Wenger who claimed finishing 2nd this season after chasing FOUR trophies wasn't a disaster, hasn't come forward with an excuse for finishing 4th. So Mr 'inciteful' maybe you know something we don't. Please share more of your Lord of the 'Wins' tales in explanation.

  123. Josemash

    May 28, 2011, 10:47 #7809

    I agree that AW has done xllent job 4 Arsenal bt he has had enough time 2 correct his mistake,bt instead what does he do? He add another. Xmple is when he sold Kolo Toure n brougt silvester n Campbel.Can u blame boasd 4 that? Idon't think so. Only AW is 2 blame 4 everything.

  124. dave

    May 28, 2011, 10:45 #7808

    go and support someone else you glory hunting mug. Yes arsenal have always been a big club but they are far bigger now because of wenger. I went to riochs last game and people were singing in the street because we gained the last eufa cup spot. I have supported arsenal since 1966 and in that time he is by far the greatest thing to happen to arsenal. Dont throw it all away and spend years longing for the good old days

  125. Carlos

    May 28, 2011, 10:39 #7807

    Dear Mike K, This article is the opposite of what you think. It's called irony. Notwithstanding our current situation I've been laughing for minutes. This article tells you the story of stupidness (of the Arsene knows best brigade). LOL

  126. Gooner S

    May 28, 2011, 10:36 #7806

    For those reading in a foreign language this is yet another 'Wenger out' post loaded with sarcasm. For the likes of 'Arsenal Fan (AW Out)' in the replies section - just because somebody disagrees with your point of view doesn't mean that they are "ruining the club". That's just plain silly. My view is that all and any supporters are entitled to a view. The fact that they have a view is good, shows that they care (at least in some way). Most supporters will not be posting here or calling Talksport or whatever. Don't mistake what you read on blogs as being a consensus. The truth is probably somewhere in between the polarised views that seem to float to the top. My view is somewhere between those two polarised views. No, I am not happy with our performances this season, no I am not happy that we didn't win a trophy, but I have been an Arsenal fan for a long time - trust me this isn't anywhere near a crisis. Yes, I do think Wenger has made mistakes. Do I want Wenger sacked? No! Because we really aren't that far from winning the league - we really aren't, he has done it before, I think he will do it again. We play excellent football. We beat Barcalona for christs sake, I will remember that until the day I die. He deserves the chance to carry on but more than that he deserves respect and that is what p****s me off the most with some of these comments from so called fans -they can be so abusive and vile with their comments. Have a contrary point of view by all means but cut out the abusive comments. And on that point stop abusing your fellow supporters just because they don't agree with you. It really isn't the done thing.

  127. prince-collins igbinijesu igbinigie

    May 28, 2011, 10:36 #7805

    if Wenger should be sack, who can do all what he has been doing. Look at football today and look at all the clubs, no one can ever be like Wenger because he is an amazing talent for the club. I support him with my whole heart because he has done a great job for this club. so we should all support him not criticize him.

  128. makeqfit

    May 28, 2011, 10:35 #7804

    I am wondering if some of the people commenting actually read the article! Very droll.

  129. Ediz and Charlie

    May 28, 2011, 10:35 #7803

    Shout out to the people that haven't clocked the sarcasm. This is one of the best articles I've ever read.

  130. Andythegooner

    May 28, 2011, 10:34 #7802

    Arsene has full control of which players come in and out of the club. Very few top club managers enjoy this level of control. Your argument would only wash if we were talking about clubs such as Chelski, Milan or Real Madrid. Of course it is purely Wenger's decision who he recruits and plays each week. The board may not be able to fund for these so called £50 million+ players but there ARE transfer funds available. The board have made this clear EVERY season. Ivan Gazidis endorsed this last Summer and more recently. The answer may not lie in our manager being replaced. What remains true is that the club have not won any trophies since the influential David Dein left. It is natural and right that a manager should be open to some criticism. It is only because, as you state, he revolutionised Arsenal that he remains at the club. It is likely that what is needed is someone in the David Dein mould who will work closely with Arsene and who will not be afraid to offer criticism where required. This "project" will also never come into fruition if the best p,ayers such as Cesc and Nasri are allowed to leave the club and the team is not supplemented with some more experienced proven players. Much work will be needed from Arsene this Summer...

  131. This site is crap

    May 28, 2011, 10:23 #7801

    Hey everyone, this site has been bought by Spurs. No need to comment or read the ridiculous tripe posted on here as "exclusive" articles. Has anyone ever thought that "without" Arsene, we could be doing much worse??? Who else can take crap players and have them challenge every year with no money while paying off debts? Of course some things are not right and we're all hoping they'll be fixed but everything on this site is pure nonsense. Change the name of this site, cause there is no way this is a gooner site.

  132. Adithya

    May 28, 2011, 10:23 #7800

    As soon as I saw 'once Denilson is sold to Real Madrid for £17 million', I LOLed, the end was pretty hilarious - best sarcastic/troll article I've seen in a while.

  133. Jevins

    May 28, 2011, 10:22 #7799

    I hope you're joking about some of this. Denilson worth £17 million? although I agree in principle with Wenger being stuck in a catch 22 I am less confident in your writing. You do things like end an order with a question mark but yeah you're right 'no other Arsene manager had ever managed this'haha. Maybe try a couple of redrafts before submitting next time.

  134. Chris

    May 28, 2011, 10:19 #7798

    Thank you. Im glad there are some fans, who support their club, this has made my day, I also am sick of these fake fans who can't wait to ruin the club and turn it into another Portsmouth, who also spent too much demanding success.

  135. carl

    May 28, 2011, 10:17 #7797

    lol, some people here actually agree with everything said in the article, I mean who's ever going to pay 1 mil for denilson, let alone 17m, personally I'd pay a club to take him off my hands.

  136. bobbyp

    May 28, 2011, 10:15 #7796

    Absolutely ****ing brilliant!! I have read a lot of stuff over the years, but this is by far and away the funniest and accurate. Really hit home regarding Ashley Cole and his wage 'demands'. You deserve high praise indeed fella for this gem. Thank you. And to think that because of the title (which I assumed was real initially) I almost didn't read it. I would've missed out on a gem. Keep up the good work my friend. Excellent.

  137. MK

    May 28, 2011, 10:14 #7795

    You must be a priest in The Church of Wenger, yes? So you are saying it's not Wenger's fault he buys and plays Denilson but the board's? The reason why Wenger is at Arsenal and not Chelsea or Real Madrid is because he has the freedom to do what he wants when he wants. If the board told him to not play Denilson Wenger would throw a fit of epic proportions, FACT, because he is a spoilt arrogant brat and the board doesn't want that because he is our most successful manager ever. Wenger said he didn't want to go to Real Madrid two seasons ago because he wouldn't have the freedom to do what he wants, to 'experiment'. You also on this trip that he just buys players to make money which is good? People like you are the people who like 'Arsenal - The Feeder Club'

  138. ArseneNose

    May 28, 2011, 10:12 #7794

    What a load of crap! same old Arsene supporters cobblers! We are the Arsenal, not the Arsene! If you want to support a man then go ahead, most of us support the club. The was an Arsenal before wenger, a club that won lots! Wenger had his spell of doing well yes. Been with us 15 years now and has won things in 5 of those years...good achievement yes, but still a total of 10 years of management having won nothing.....hmmmmmm...dont sound so good now does it? Yes the board have let us down too, its not all wenger and yes he has had his hands tied to some extent too. But his experiment has taken over his own decision making to the point where its not working anymore. Its time for him to change it or move oon its that simple. Oh yeah and this rubbish that if you dont agree your not a supporter! Think hitler tried that method too - follow or else! Even he got kicked out eventually!

  139. Dorian

    May 28, 2011, 10:10 #7793

    This article is just dumb and a waste of time, I'm actually upset I read this. Go support another team, it's fans like you that hold the club back. If we had better support at home games instead of criticizing fans like you, maybe we would win more games instead of players feeling added pressure from fans like you.

  140. BNG

    May 28, 2011, 10:09 #7792

    made me laugh out loud mate, this reminds me of the 1st time Alan Partridge was shown on tv and all the numbnuts wrote into points of view and complained about his rude interviewing style

  141. AKB/WENGER HATER

    May 28, 2011, 10:08 #7791

    Yeah Wenger is the best thing since sliced bread and the board to him to play Bendtner on the wings. Denilson to real madrid for 17mil??? are u on crack?? Dude get help. Oh by d way fergie with a squad worse than ours has won d league and is playing in the CL final.

  142. Pacman

    May 28, 2011, 10:04 #7790

    LOL.. if thats ironi, could not agree more.. Good article

  143. Aninda

    May 28, 2011, 10:02 #7789

    Its funny how most of you dont even get the point of this article. Its called SARCASM. Read the freaking article and think for a bit, before you comment. The guy wants Arsene OUT. Common sense -.- .... And on the article itself... I think Wenger has done too much to be sacked.. give it one more year, and if there isn't any improvement, Arsene should leave on his own..

  144. mark

    May 28, 2011, 9:59 #7788

    arsene wenger is one of the best managers in the world for the amount of money he had to work with and turning nobodys into world class players is amazing i hope he stays with arsenal till his dying day the so called arsenal fans who bitch about him dont have a clue what they are talking about if they are not happy let them support a different team as for me ive supported arsenal since i was 5 years old a friend of mine in school had an arsenal jersey on he had older brothers who were arsenal fans so my loyalty to arsenal stemmed from there im 40 in 4 months and couldnt see myself supporting anyone as a result all my children are arsenal supporters too.. when times are good everyone is a happy fan but when times are bad u see true fans for who they realy are. thanks arsene for bringing the beautiful game into my life theres only one other team in the world that play the beautiful game and look at what they spend compaired to arsenal to acchive that its an honour to be an arsenal fan in arsene we trust

  145. gooner

    May 28, 2011, 9:58 #7787

    It aint all rosey mate. For starters we are ARSENAL we aint about finishing 3rd or 4th every year? Where have you been for the last 20 years?I understand what he has done is amazing in the past but how can he not see what we have needed the past few years. A GK 2 CB,1DM,1Striker. How's he not bought scwarzer for 2million pounds???? Dont tell me he didn't have the money. Like you said earlier vidic 7.5 million? probably the best bit of business done in the league for years. Also denilson will be sold for 5m max and has been consistently poor just like the majority of the so called bargains you mention.I def dont want wenger to go we could never replace him, Lets just hope we sort out this mess this year

  146. confused

    May 28, 2011, 9:56 #7786

    wenger doesn't look at passports...all players listed in that paragraph are french players...nice one mate

  147. joe

    May 28, 2011, 9:53 #7785

    if you have a constructive argument for why Arsene should be sacked then by all means share it (though i suspect that I for one would still disagree), but spouting drivel like this is completely unesscessary and disrespectful to the man who, regardless of his current situation, is Arsenal's greatest ever manager (bar none or bar one depending on pov)

  148. aj

    May 28, 2011, 9:52 #7784

    Lol.Well played.

  149. Chomp Maestro

    May 28, 2011, 9:50 #7783

    In Arsene we trust, can any1 do what he does? The professor out for perfection and the heart of a winner, all that is needed is for these cocky bustards who think they r better than the team, too pull up their socks and show Mr Wenger that they r winners, losing faith in Arsene is the most ridiculous thing 2 do. Gunner 4 Life

  150. Arsenal Future Manager

    May 28, 2011, 9:49 #7782

    Good for you, choose your side

  151. Matthew Ebert

    May 28, 2011, 9:47 #7781

    You talk rubbish. I hope this is meant to be a sarcastic article. Top level players like rosicky ? Are you mad??? Hes awful and has not made any difference this season. Wenger is not the ONLY fault but he is the one making the decisions on the pitch. His style of football is WEAK. HE as a manager is WEAK. How how you not pick up a team for 3 months aftera carling cup defeat unless the players YOU brought were rubbish quality OR you are a rubbish mananager. I think wenger is rubbish as well as the players. And you say denilson will be sold for 17million, only in your dellusioned dreams. This articles seems like its a joke OR the fact that you are dellusional as wenger. IN ARSENE WE RUST !

  152. Jenari Exar Kun

    May 28, 2011, 9:46 #7780

    Lol Almost had me going there!

  153. anon

    May 28, 2011, 9:46 #7779

    and how did youcome by these wage levels? Are you part of the financial team that sees the weekly expenditure on each player? also, keep this in mind, Arsenal is one of the few times hat shows the Wage bill of ALL their staff, not just players, and this has meant that the wage bill appears to be higher than it really is, when you consider that all the physios, coaches, scouts, etc. are probably on decent wages.

  154. Conor

    May 28, 2011, 9:40 #7778

    Were any of those facts true? wenger doesnt make more than fergie and ancellotti. Denilson wouldnt sell for more than £17 and a packet of quavers but I agree eboue shouldnt even be allowed to train with the team never mind earn 60k for doing so

  155. Pez

    May 28, 2011, 9:39 #7777

    This article is one of the reasons why if you talk to other supporters of other teams....they despise us!!! You are such a spoilt idiot it is unbelievable.....every point you make lacks facts and u try and twist anything to make ur piece look good but anyone with a brain knows the truth...FANS LIKE U ARE NOT REAL FANS...just deluded muppets!!

  156. John (Surrey)

    May 28, 2011, 9:36 #7776

    Sarcasm, as we know, is the lowest form of wit. And you have excelled on this occasion. Do you get paid for writing such cr** ? Why no mention of all the other average players ? You know, Lehman, Campbell, Gilberto, Pires, Lundberg et alia ? Oh, sorry forgot the super average Thierry Henry. Easily done.You should be ashamed to call yourself a Gooner.

  157. Bob

    May 28, 2011, 9:35 #7775

    I don't know where to begin with this. I can only imagine it has been penned a Club 'plant' and timed for maximum impact, three days before the deadline for season ticket renewals. Firstly, Wenger cannot be exonerated for our chronic failure to sign quality players. The official line has continued to be that there is money to spend, if the manager deems it necessary. If that is true, then Wenger is personally culpable for refusing to recognise the need to buy, or compete for, top quality. If it is not true, then Wenger is guilty of misplaced loyalty and lack of courage in allowing himself to be a human shield. The fans should feel "privileged to be paying £1200 and upwards to see some of the finest players the Premier League has to offer". Like Eboue, Squallachi, Denilson, Diaby, Flappy, Bendtner, Clichy etc etc....You lucky people! "Tactics, consideration for the desires of the fans and trophies are not ‘the Arsenal way’!" How long has the author supported the Club? I have followed them for nearly 50 years, and I can assure him it is - or has been until recently. Arsene WAS a great manager, in a different world when his methods worked. They don't anymore, and however much we may regret the changes to the fabric of the game over the past 15 years we must adapt or accept mediocrity as "relative success". I refuse to be dragged down to that level.

  158. kayode

    May 28, 2011, 9:32 #7774

    Truth Hurts...hilarious!

  159. Real Arsenal Fan

    May 28, 2011, 9:29 #7773

    I must say this is the worst article i've ever read in my life. Please do your research and then re-write it. When I was halfway through this article I was 100% sure that at the end you'd make a joke about how sarcasm fueled you into writing this unfortunately I saw nothing of the sort. The only way this article would make sense is if your name is Ignorance. Is it?

  160. gabzevo

    May 28, 2011, 9:25 #7772

    wow cant believe i read all that you're just mean man I do still believe in Wenger , its a shame you dont respect him no more , real pitty

  161. Arsenal Fan (AW Out)

    May 28, 2011, 9:25 #7771

    The AKBS have ruined this club. With Arsene in charge next year we will be playing in the Europa. In Arsene we rust.

  162. Dog

    May 28, 2011, 9:23 #7770

    What a fantastic and brilliantly ironic article.... especially those AKB who can't bear anyone critising the club like its an affront to their very existence. Just one minor point I may suggest changing, is the bit about the fans asking for £80 million signing, when I think it prob should say a couple of 12 mil signings.... but great article.. fantastic. By the way Arsene I have a message from the RSPWB, the Royal Society for the Protection of Water Bottles, why kick the bottles Wenger when you have so many quality players that mimic the job of a water bottle to choose from. Change is a coming!

  163. Askar

    May 28, 2011, 9:21 #7769

    spot on! damn "fans" and their silly, superficial demands..

  164. True Gooner

    May 28, 2011, 9:18 #7768

    God these dooming goths are everywhere these days, wasn't this the same website that said fab to Madrid for 45 mil or you'd stop writing? Well were forced to give u a chance till the end of the summer, so you give Wenger one

  165. BelgianGooner

    May 28, 2011, 9:15 #7767

    Finally a blog with some common sense. I'm only 21 years old so I do not really know how it was 20 years a go but the job Arsene has done is just remarkable. The way he runs Arsenal is the only right way. I am really ashamed of the young generation Arsenalfans

  166. Joe

    May 28, 2011, 9:13 #7766

    Like the cynicism

  167. Kevvy

    May 28, 2011, 9:10 #7765

    What a load of cobblers. If AW is such a good manager why doesnt he leave for a more ambitious club? He's been a great manager for Arsenal and his achievements have been impressive, but he seems to have lost the plot in recent years. Getting rid of experienced players who would provide leadership in a young squad, persevering with lazy, useless idiots like Bendtner, and failing to recruit in problem areas would indicate he's not up to it any more. Arsene, change or go!

  168. kanda in kenya

    May 28, 2011, 9:09 #7764

    Yo man i am thousands miles away and i can inform you that you are very not factual...arsenal has won 14 premier league titles and we won a classic one in a fashion historic to premier league by beating liverpool,you my friend need to do more research...you are lying about the board...one is last year wenger was given 70 million pound kitty...please do use google...so many factual errors and amatuer writting...e.g. who instructs set piece training?a coach not the board...wenger is arrogant and proud..period

  169. Sam

    May 28, 2011, 9:06 #7763

    lol, great! Thanks so much!

  170. Mike K

    May 28, 2011, 9:06 #7762

    Since when did criticising the manager make you any less of a "fan" than someone like you who defends him? It's a lazy criticise to apply the term "so-called" to any supporter who moans or who you disagree with. Defend Wenger by all means but don't be so presumptuous as to imply someone isn't an Arsenal fan if they want Wenger sacked.