Nicklas Bendtner. What a total dickhead. For a squad of apparently (not seen very often) technically gifted footballers, we appear to have a lot of brain dead prannies amongst our numbers. After Tuesday's humiliation by the Mancs, Mr Wenger should have been advising his little BOYS to go home, get mummy to tuck them in by 11pm and forget all about the nasty MEN from horrible Manchester.

Not our Nick. You've got to hand it too him. We have had some prats playing for the club over the years, but this boy is in a league of his own. Unfortunately for the fans that fund his £500 a bottle nights out, his league has sod all to do with the game he is well overpaid to play. He should be transfer listed without delay.

Emmanuel Ade-barn-door. What a lazy overpaid arrogant sod. We have seen flashes of brilliance from this boy over the last few seasons. Spurs last season, Villarreal this, and a few others. But that’s the point, only a few others. Henry, Pires, Wright, Bergkamp, and even Arshavin, who has only been in N5 for three months, showed their brilliance every time they step onto the green stuff. Manu has shown f%*k all against Chelski in the FA Cup and even less against the Mancs. What’s the matter with these idiots? They complain that Arsenal don't challenge for honours enough, and when we get within a game or two of winning a title, they disappear from sight and start moaning about the depth of the squad. Does he actually believe if Arsenal had £50m to spend on two top strikers he would be top of the pecking order? Time to offload this oaf for the first offer over £15m and buy a striker who understands the very basics of the offside rule.

The above two have particulary p***ed me off since the semi-final second leg, but there are a few others who will not escape my wrath, but for the footballing reasons.

Eboue. We have tried to be patient with the lad. He has been improved in the last 4 months, but all Gooners all over the land, know that he simply is not good enough at the highest level of football. Time to move on Manu.

Almunia. Has made some brilliant saves this season, none moreso, than against Utd. But the fact remains, he made a big error for Ronaldo's free kick, and seems to be error prone on the big stage. Is there a Gooner out there who believes that with Alumnia in goal, we will win the league? During a 38 game season, Seaman or Lehmann would drop two maybe three clangers. Manuel can drop two or three in one match.

Rosicky. Simple. Has not played for 18 months and I believe no one at Arsenal has a bloody clue what’s wrong with him. Time to offload and recoup some funds (if he ever recovers).

Denilson. Has his moments like Adebayor, but not frequently enough to be good enough to play along side Cesc. Final ball is shocking and he is not a "Vieira" in the tackling department.

Silvestre. Ferguson isn't stupid is he? He certainly pulled the wool over Arsene's eyes with this one. Past his best by a long way on recent showings. Too slow and too clumsy.

And I'm affraid even Theo Walcott will not escape this rant. He was so ineffective against Utd, it was embarrassing. Evra could have had tea breaks during both legs, such was the ease of his task in keeping Theo quiet. His first touch seems to have got worse as the season has progressed. Croatia seems a long time ago already. I'm not saying Theo is not worthy of playing for Arsenal, but too many, far too many, are certainly not worthy of bearing the red and white...