Last season Mr. Wenger called Martin Jol ‘a liar’ because the balding Spurs manager in dire need of a set of teeth that fit said he didn’t see the incident that lead to his team’s highly controversial and totally unethical goal at Highbury. This despite the fact that Sky’s cameras and sound crew clearly caught him screaming at Tottenham’s great playmaker and goldfish impersonator Michael Carrick to ‘Play it, play it, play it’ whilst pointing to exactly where he should play it.

This week in regard to Sol Campbell the liar said: ‘…and everybody respects him. I even think that our crowd respects him.' This after Spurs fans booed Campbell for the entire match on Sunday and then confirmed their enormous respect for Sol by booing him off the pitch.

He also somewhat farcically said, about the most outrageously blatant dive in the Premiership so far this season: ‘I think Didier was anticipating Mendes' tackle and maybe lost his balance. But I don't think he did it on purpose’ Nothing whatsoever to do with your scabby little club being planted firmly in the relegation zone at the time and looking for a penalty then eh Jol?

Martin Jol, what a w**ker, what a liar!