What's orange, has a deformed ear and talks out of its arse?

Answers on a self addressed post card please. Now I know that the orange fool is a total clown, but the real problem on the day of Spitgate was all about Brian Horton. Horton was ranting away at Arsene for the entire match. Brown just made it a whole lot worse by publicly backing his assistant over complaints about the aggressive and abusive clothing Cesc was wearing. The resulting badly worded support for his loony assistant meant that he rode himself and his club deeper into the mire on a daily basis following the game.

Do I feel sorry for him? No. Do I want Hull to go down? No. I want to see Cesc take them apart next season, spit them out, and then to carp down Brown's earpiece in the tunnel whilst laughing at the steam coming out of Horton's ears.

As for Hull? Well I'd p*ss myself laughing if they stayed up but failed to win a single game next season. Because an orange face together with greying hair as the season grinds him down will look even more ridiculous on Brown than his poseur earpiece.

One more thing. I think all of our subs, reserves, injured players, youths, ladies team, coaches, physios, doctors, directors, cleaners and canteen staff should all come onto the pitch after our next game with Hull, all giving it large whilst wearing jeans, earpieces, orange faces and hoodies.

;)