Today on ANR: Memo from Planet Myles: Palmer will only leave ANR for a big blog
By our man in the know

I feel sorry for Gooners, having to read the kind of tosh Myles writes all year-round.

Myles' agent Leopold Mendacious believes he will keep pontificating about Arsenal unless an offer from a big blog comes in.

Myles lost his place in Gooners’ website reading rankings last season and could leave, some say. Reports in Manchester suggest bloggers writing on Citeh and Mancunia are preparing bids.

Amazingly, Wenger has offered Myles a new four-year contract to carry on pontificating. Having just renewed your season ticket, you want to hear that, right?

Myles’ agent, who is also resident on Planet Palmer, says: "I honestly think that Citeh and Manure aren't at Myles’ level. The two clubs do not have the top blogs in England, that's the reality of it. But if any of the Chinese clubs or Grampus Eight come after him, that could change things. Kawashima Antlers have never contacted us but if they should call us we would be in Japan without any problems. But no one has called me."

I wonder why.

Roll on Glastonbury. I don't like The Killers but I like old farts like Neil Young.

(Ed’s note to Myles - This one was submitted and not dreamt up in-house! We at Gooner Towers wouldn’t have ANR any other way.)