(Ed’s note – taken from this thread on the onlingooner forum, I’ve simply copied and pasted the titles. See the thread if you want to see some industrial language and the guilty authors. So here goes with the opening of the thread from SteveO 35…)

I notice on the Arsenal.com website they are advertising the end of season review DVD. Normally they've got a punchline title like ‘The Young Guns’, but I notice this year it's just 'season review'. They obviously couldn't think of anything else to say.

A few ideas for starters…

The also rans
The battle for fourth
Two sh*t semis

And in the order they came in, here’s the response…

Why are we still sh*t?
Show US the money
A tale of two Ades
Sling me a Song
F**k All, Season 4
Get rid of the underachieving, overpaid, petulant, useless, greedy **** season.
The Mentally Exempt
From riches to rags (in player quality)
We're on the road to nowhere
The Crying Game
A Bridge too far
Misery
The Nearly Men
Greedy
Running on empty
One or two percent away... and other 08/09 platitudes
From the sublime (Arshavin) to the ridiculous (Eboue).
Lost
Fools Gold
Spirit and Desire but F**k all else
From Russia with love
Guess (which team turn up)
The Good, The Bad and the Ugly
The Big Sleep
Groundhog Day
The African Queen
How I learned to stop dreaming and settled for 4th place
Shareholders
The Pink Panther
May be Fourth be with you
Les Miserables
Gone in 60 Seconds
1 Man and 26 Babies!!
Up In Smoke!!
eternal passing and a spotless goalmouth
The never ending story.........
Muppets in space.........
Escape from Victory
Sausage and Mash
The Antonyms
Wenger The Merciful - Why I Did Not Kill The Kids!!
How to lose friends and alienate people
Me, myself and Eboue
One step forward, two steps back
Don’t question the master
Arsene FC end of season DVD
Don’t moan we'd be f**ked without him
Arsene is Arsenal
The blind leading the blind
Real fans have real patience
Arsene Wenger the wilderness year(s)
Another year bites the dust
We went 20 games unbeaten and still won f**k all
Dude, Where’s My Defensive Midfielder?
Anchorman: The Legend of Denilson Burgundy
Arsene Wenger: Confessions of a Shopaholic
We Still Know What You Didn’t Do Last Summer
Inglorious Basterds
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hurryupandf**koffc**tbayoryoulazybollockedw*nkrodent
The Chronicles of Riddick(ulousness)
It's A Wonderful Hype
Fourth Again and No Funeral
Cesc, Lies and Videotape
Star Whores
The Gunners of Won F**k All
A Town Called F**k Off Eboue
Banned Ade
The Urinator
Mission Impossible 4
Honey I Played The Kids
The Simpletons
Clash of the Tightwads
Harry Potter and the Lazy Tw*t Adebayor
Broke back-line
Silence of the crowd
One Flew Over Fabianski
A moan for all seasons
Out of Africa - (now f**k off back there Ade)
Almunia and the defence playing the lead in ‘Snow White and the four dwarves’
Fabregas and Brown in ‘Start Wars’ followed by the Hull team and management in ‘12 Angry Men’
Arsenal's Transition period told in ‘From Here to Eternity’ or ‘Neverending Story’
Re-make of the classic ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’ starring Adebayor called ‘To Kill a c**t’
The Silence of the Fans
‘The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’ - Watch as Arsenal start at the end of last season & get younger & younger, going backwards all the while
Mikael Silvestre’s outstanding contribution to Arsenal in his first season is explored in depth in ‘The Mancunian C**tihate’
My Big Fat Ivorian Centre-Back
Dodgeball: A True Fabianski Story
Emmanuel Eboue’s epic journey from zero to hero is the subject of ‘The Poor-W*nk’s Redemption’
Ferris C**tbayor’s Season Off
A Striker with no Desire
Nine Songs (horror)
WALL-Eboue
Tell No-One (our midfield can't cope)
To Have Not and Have Not
Brief Encounter (with the title)
Limited Expectations
A Passage to Austria
The Colour Brown
The Accidental Defender
The Remains of the Season
Dea(Ed) Wood
The Czech Patient
Secrets and Lies
There are more questions than answers
He’s not a captain, he’s a kid
Parent Teacher night with Arsene Wenger
Much Ado About Nothing ?
The Mild Bunch
60,000 Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
There Will Be Blood (But still no Trophies)
2008/9: A Spaced Out Oddity
Gone were the Winners
The Big Sleep
Lost, Stuffed and Two Missing Centre Backs
The Damned, Disunited
Much Ado About Nothing?
Pay Much to Ade to do Nothing?
(...featuring the Togolese Jizzbiscuit, star of: The Lyin’ King, The African Queen, Dr Dolittle, Unforgiven and While You Were Sleeping (The Linesman Raised His Flag))
The (Title) Hunt for (the) Red(s) (Dead by) October
The Pursuit of Crappyness
Burger King Kolo departs for the not so bright lights of Manc-land in ‘Goodbye Mr Chips’
Young Theo is ‘The Fast & The Infuriatingly F**king Sh*te!’
Kieran Gibbs is ‘The Million Dollar Baby’
And vows never to have sex until Gael Clichy learns to cross in the futuristic thriller ‘The 40-Year Old Virgin’