So “rent a quote” from the Lane is in a free sheet mouthing off again, the quote says ‘Madebyore’ was justified in his attempted decapitation and other antics because we (the fans) had given him stick all afternoon ending his ramblings with the ironic “Why do people need to shout abuse and cause riots? Why can’t they just watch a game of football?”

Well Mr Self Aware, I give you a certain Sol Campbell, after the performance of your brain damaged toilet smashing Neanderthals - for numerous years after he chose to leave they were hardly a paragon of virtue were they Harry? I would suggest you try a little club introspection – physician heal thyself! Imagine the scene if Sol had been silly enough to run to the other end of the pitch to celebrate in front of the Spuds fans after scoring!

Funnily enough his quotes were in the same free sheet (Metro) where his son points out that the Spuds are not good enough to get into the top four and names Arsenal as blocking them access to that elite.

Only two inevitable points keep me smirking on this matter. Firstly, rent a quote will end up dropping from high in the table to his team’s usual mid table abode. Second, that come Christmas Mr. Madebyore’s agent will be in with the myopic Mr. Hughes stating that as his goals have fired City upwards and that the fans are not displaying “enough love”, he really needs a £50 grand a week loyalty bonus as the big clubs are coming for him.