(Ed’s note – bit quiet during the international break, so I’ve delved into our very own forum and found this gem, posted by Clockendal…)

We should give them a warm welcome...

http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/articles/viptriparsenal150909.html

Look at this..a "VIP" coach trip from shite hart lane for these muppets...

LATEST NEWS
VIP trip - Arsenal
VIP AWAY TRIP
Barclays Premier League
ARSENAL v TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR
Saturday, October 31
Kick off 12.45pm
This season's first North London derby versus Arsenal beckons and this is your chance to make a VIP day of our trip to the Emirates.
Join us on the morning of the match at White Hart Lane for a bucks fizz brunch hosted by Spurs Legends before being transferred by luxury coach to the Emirates Stadium for the match with the best available match seats in the visitors section.
After the final whistle, return by coach transfer to White Hart Lane for post match complimentary drinks.
The VIP package includes:
• Match Programme
• Pre match tour including audio-visual presentation
• Bucks Fizz Brunch
• Coach Transfer to the Emirates Stadium
• Best available match seats in the visitors section
• Coach Transfer to White Hart Lane for Post Match Complimentary Bar
Total Price: £240 per Adult
£195 per Child Under-16 (Prices include VAT)
To make your reservations please call our Sales Team on 0208 365 5010 or email [email protected]
Spaces will be limited so it is advisable to make your booking immediately!

And here’s some of the forum feedback –

Makes sense. They only have two big games a season. We're both of them

And have you seen the prices??

£240??? F***ing hell.... they're acting like a touting agency!

£240!!! Hilarious.

For what?!! A £45 ticket, a match programme (£3), an eight mile round trip bus ride (£2 with London transport), a glass of champage (£6?) and a brunch (£10?)

£240 - £63 = £177

£177 for a tour round Shite Hart Lane and a 'free bar' afterwards to drawn your sorrows.

AS I ALWAYS SAY IF SPURS DIDN'T EXIST, YOU WOULD HAVE TO MAKE THEM UP - IN A MOMENT OF COMIC GENIUS.

"You are advised to book early as space is limited"....at that price so will the take up be

I'm surprised it didn't list their annual smash up the toilets in the away end because they're just a sad jealous bunch of c***s...

(Ed’s note – And to finish, what, I wonder constitutes the ‘best available match seats in the visitors section’? They are all lower tier tickets sold for the cheapest prices in the stadium aren’t they? Or maybe they will have some facing away from the pitch…)