It can now be revealed that Arsenal's dismal performance against Blackburn was entirely due to what appears to be a Rovers supporting floozy that some have referred to as the queen of the night.

This short, very well spoken Madame regaled her charms and incredibly managed to entice the entire squad away from training just by flashing her ankles.

Somehow she was able to whisk all the team onto a coach with sexy darkened windows and highjack them away for what has euphemistically described as 'tea' at some high class and somewhat glitzy establishment in London's West End.

Quite how the woman who is believed to answer to the name of Liz achieved this feat has yet to be explained but word on the streets is that this babe is absolutely loaded.