Spotted this on the online gooner forum, posted by ‘tomkingsbury’.

Tom writes - “Could this be our (very sh*t) new away shirt?

Even if it’s this or the white one, it'll be crap, so we need to keep our yellow jersey, but will the capitalist pigs that are Nike take note, or make their child workers produce shoddy away kits?”

Hmmm. Me again. Firstly for legal reasons let me state that we are pretty sure that Nike do not approve of the use of child labour in the production of their clothing in the far east, and would even go as far as to say they may have taken action when such incidences have been discovered.

But as for this ebay item, it is a bit of an odd one. Difficult to really explain the reasoning behind its existence. But for those of you unaware of my mantra (and hello to TTW&R’s Steve Kelly who first put these words into my head), always remember - ‘football is bullsh*t central’. We’ll know in July.