Onlinegooner has got wind of a juicy story involving a footballer (no greater detail than that for fear of emails and the threat of court action from said footballer’s legal representatives).

However, for those of you who want more information than we could possibly print, click here - scroll down and towards the bottom of the page is a story entitled ‘He Shoots, He Scores!’

As to the truth or otherwise, well we at onlinegooner are confident in saying that we would not have a clue, but it did kind of brighten up our afternoon! Enjoy!

Ed’s note – This ‘exclusive’ (which it isn’t really is it!) is merely a link to another site. Nothing more. In all fairness to whichever individual it may be about, we do not necessarily believe that this item could be anything other than scurrilous gossip. That doesn’t mean we wouldn’t love it to be true!