How’s this for striking while the iron is hot?

A response to Simon Rose’s blog on Friday



How’s this for striking while the iron is hot?

What might have been…


Breaking news – Monday 18th February 2013

Arsenal Announce Sacking of Arsene Wenger Following yet another Dismal Cup Performance

This morning Arsenal football club have announced the shock departure of their longest standing manager after another cup defeat to Blackburn. The defeat to Blackburn was their second defeat to lower league opposition this season and their second exit to Blackburn Rovers in recent years. In what has been viewed as a tough stance by the board they have announced that Arsene Wenger will be stepping down with immediate effect.

Ivan Gazidis said in an official club statement: “It is with regret that we announce Arsene Wenger will no longer be Arsenal manager effective immediately. Arsenal football club wishes to express their deepest gratitude to Mr Wenger who has been one of the most successful Arsenal managers of all time and has served the club exceptionally well over the course of his tenure. Unfortunately, the board feel that, in light of recent results, his position as manager of one of the most successful clubs in the world has become untenable. It has been a very tough decision to make, but one we feel is right for the club.”

Gazidis went on to say: “the club will now begin the search for next Arsenal manager, we have been in consultation for a several months now and we have a very short list of candidates with whom we will be speaking in the coming days.”

While it is understood that many Arsenal fans are unhappy to see their longest standing manager part company with the club in such unceremonious circumstances, a large number have become disillusioned with the direction of the club in recent years, leading a section of supporters to call for Wenger’s head. While many in the sport may disagree with the decision, this move cannot be viewed as regressive and is set to earn the Arsenal board a great deal of respect for their ability to make tough decisions and put the success of the club above financial profitability.

In the short-term it is understood that Steve Bould will take over the reigns as caretaker manager with Martin Keown returning to the club as head defensive coach.

Long-term Replacements

The early favourites with the bookies are David Moyes (4/1), Roberto Martinez (6/1) and Martin O’Neill (8/1). The Arsenal board are understood to be big fans of David Moyes and they respect the work he has done, turning Everton into one of the most consistent teams with a budget significantly lower than that of Arsenal. Should the club make an approach for the Scot, it would be a difficult opportunity to turn down for a man who recently sold Mikel Arteta to Arsenal as he felt unable to stop the player from joining a club “of Arsenal’s stature”.

Given the surprise departure of Wenger, the fans are likely to be very disappointed by the recent announcements of their next opponents (Bayern Munich) who announced a month ago that Pep Guardiola will be succeeding Jupp Heynckes as manger from the end of this season. Guardiola was viewed by many as an ideal candidate for the next Arsenal manager with his brand of high-tempo attractive football and proven record of success at Barcelona.

Whichever way the Arsenal board decide to go, the eyes of the world will be on North London this week as we await what is likely to be a very significant appointment for European football.

Breaking News – Friday 22nd 2013

Arsenal Announce Jurgen Klopp as their new manager

In the second surprise move of the week Arsenal Football Club have announced that Borussia Dortmund manager Jurgen Klopp will succeed Arsene Wenger as manager. Klopp, 45, is viewed as one of the most exciting managers in German football having twice previously lead Dortmund to Bundesliga success ahead of the vastly wealthier Bayern Munich. In leading his team of underdogs (assembled for around £50m) to such success, Klopp has earned cult status in Germany with many people viewing him as the antidote to Bayern’s dominance of German football. Results have however not been as good as expected this season with Bayern storming to a commanding lead in the Bundesliga, leading some to question the abilities of their cult hero.

Klopp, who it is understood has signed on a 6 year (£4m) contract, is still seen as somewhat unproven having never guided his team further than the second round of the Champions League; although his team amazingly progressed this year ahead of Real Madrid and Man City winning the group unbeaten and currently have an away goal advantage having drawn 2-2 with Shakhtar Donetsk in Ukraine. The appointment will be viewed as a step down by many who cite Wenger’s record breaking Champions League qualification feats; however it is significant that Arsenal have never won the Champions League under Wenger and have not progressed beyond the second round in 3 years.

Ivan Gazidis said in an official club statement: “Arsenal football club are delighted to announce the appointment of Jurgen Klopp as Arsenal manager. We believe that his proven record of achieving success in the German league, operating within a sustainable model, will provide him with the perfect base to succeed at this club.”

Gazidis also hinted that Klopp will have funds available when the transfer window opens in the summer: “With our recently improved commercial deals and our strong financial position we will be able to offer Jurgen whatever he needs to turn this club back into a success on the pitch as well as off it.” This news will come as music to the ears of many Arsenal fans who have become disgruntled in recent seasons by the perceived parsimony of a club who outwardly boast a very healthy bottom line. Early rumours have suggested that Klopp will look to entice some of his former players to the Premier League with Lewandowski, Mario Gotze and Mats Hummels thought to be seeking new opportunities.

It is understood that Klopp’s first game in charge will be the North London Derby followed by a return to Germany to face Bayern Munich who were held to a scrappy 0-0 draw at the Emirates under the guidance of Steve Bould and Martin Keown.

Now how’s that for striking while the iron is hot?


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  1. CanadaGooner

    May 14, 2013, 8:45 #34818

    @Wenger's bank balance: I wish I had more time for these silliness. Move on mate. If you've been on this site for any length of time, you would know that I'm Londoner working in Canada. You obviously mixed up your grammar lessons with your spelling classes. Bye. Back to more important matters (Arsenal); looks like our inability to bring in change was part of Man City's Mancini sack note! Apparently, his failure to win anything but the CL qualification trophy that Arsenal has been winning for the past 8 years led to his sacking. Wenger must be furious!

  2. Alsace Lorraine De Totteridge

    May 14, 2013, 8:38 #34817

    The most disturbing thing about Wenger is that he has his hooks into Arsenal like a big fat tapeworm in it's guts. In one of the large dining facilities in the Emirati Tediodrome there is a huge gold and black curtain with his face on it. The thing is massive and frankly reminds me of the soviet art of the 1930's. It will be like getting rid of Stalin. Wenger hasn't sent us all to the gulag, but something redolent of the death of hope which accompanied that regime is certainly there. Consequently I enjoyed this enormously. I wonder if Arsene's NKVD have our names on a list?

  3. Wenger's Bank Balance

    May 14, 2013, 7:05 #34816

    CanadaGooner: think you're missing the point about previous posts. Also, 'english' should of course have a capital 'E'. You're French Canadian, I presume?

  4. CanadaGooner

    May 13, 2013, 23:23 #34814

    @Madonna and Maguiresbridge gooner: hear! hear! we have become a bunch of desperados (and it would be ok if all this 'wishing' and 'praying' was towards deciding the trophy and not a 4th place finish!)

  5. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 13, 2013, 21:30 #34813

    Madonna, your spot on about some of our fans, hoping for favors from other clubs especially relegation fodder, i've been saying the same myself for weeks,embarrassing alright,hoping QPR don't put on a display because they're already down and nothing to play for,hoping the cave men from stoke can help us out, hoping Wigan will turn up worn out and still pissed after winning the FA cup just three days ago so we can have an easy game against them even though we haven't played ourselves for ten days, and over the moon Newcastle are now safe and don't have to try to hard against us, just so we can finnish in our favorite position of fourth and above the spuds. I can think of a few other words but embarrassment is as good as any. And it certainly says a lot about this manager and his team.

  6. CanadaGooner

    May 13, 2013, 20:13 #34811

    wow! looks like someone really likes the 'CanadaGooner' name and I now have a stalker called '@CanadaGooner'? Ha ha. Very funny. Obviously, english isnt your first language is it? The 'reality' I'm talking about is: sticking with what we have right now, and doing the best we can with it. Wenger is the current manager, much as most of us want him to leave, the current reality is that he will probably still be in charge next season. If I'm 'sad' for saying that, then you must live a very exciting life my friend (a life that leaves you with ample time to post that sort of comment). If we keep dreaming, where do we draw the line? --- what if CLONING was legalized in 2001 and we now have several Thierry Henrys and Bergkamps playing for us?? --- grow up!

  7. Big Andy

    May 13, 2013, 18:58 #34810

    @Red Member: as Mr Kroenke only cares about money, the loss of 30 million quids worth of CL money is about the only thing that will make him ditch the hopeless Wenger. Even somebody who knows nothing about football like him couldn't defend Wenger after losing out to a Spurs side with 50 million quid less to spend on wages.

  8. N4

    May 13, 2013, 18:33 #34809

    People need to realise that it is not Wenger that is staying as long as he wants but the board that want him to stay!!! The board are getting rich from Wenger....even though we don't do well on the pitch as it is Wenger that is carrying all this pressure just to please the board. In 3 to 4 years time you are giving your boss 120 million and get paid around 25 million then I guess it's worth the man making that kind of money for you!!

  9. maguiresbridge gooner

    May 13, 2013, 17:36 #34808

    Imagine the excitement there would be after hearing that ? what a buzz there would be around the club again,a spring in the step again heading to the ground, the mad rush to renew your season ticket and the waiting list would shoot up over night, along with expectations.

  10. billthered

    May 13, 2013, 16:18 #34807

    All this is dreams mate we all know that OGL will undoubtedly interview his successor like he did with Gazidis.And he will be upstairs as director of football on untold money,that unfortunately is the future.

  11. johnnyhawleyloovinggooner

    May 13, 2013, 14:49 #34804

    give united the 25-30 mil they want for rooney from the money we will get from puma.( surely they have asked for shirt sellers when they signed that deal not QPR players?).then we might compete. i think the new manager will have to be top drawer to keep the banks happy anyway.i am now glad the everton manager went elsewere after that last everton performance at the Chapman Arena as they should of gone for a win and not spent the day in a kicking lumping and hoofing mode.

  12. jjetplane

    May 13, 2013, 14:43 #34803

    And the reality is that Wenger is taking credit for predicting Fergie's retirement. How high this is on the 'so f...... what' is beyond me and a more inane comment will not be seen coming from any manager. Pure and simple - the man is an overpaid dictator but he does have one more trick how his sleeve that should please his fellow cohorts at the trough that was Arsenal. Yes! They are loading off Wilshere to Bayern and the best of luck to the lad. Methinks he will do better than Fabregas at Barca. What a load of Kloppers!

  13. Greg78

    May 13, 2013, 14:36 #34802

    Saw arsene on sky sports news earlier preaching stability at man city in order to be successful..exactly how many trophies have we won in the last 8 years??!!

  14. ATID

    May 13, 2013, 13:53 #34799

    February, March and April have all come and gone with the usual management paralysis of the last few years. However, we are now in the merry month of "judge me in May". I think the bookies still have us as favourites to pip Spurs to the fourth CL spot but tomorrow's game and the final one against Newcastle are anything but straightforward. Indeed a draw or defeat tomorrow could see fighting in the stands as the bitter reality of another wasted season kicks in for both AKBs and AMGs.

  15. PerryG

    May 13, 2013, 13:52 #34798

    Thanks for the bit of light entertainment, if only our board had the ambition to match your fantasy. Wenger will stay unfortunately and we limp along next season as per usual, sad but true

  16. Ron

    May 13, 2013, 13:51 #34797

    David - Im not too fussed who Man Utd appointed to be honest. They could have chose the man in the moon for me! However, whats been missed in all the media coverage and barmy adoration and focus on Fergusons retirement by the media is the simple fact that Moyes reflects the Man Utd board getting a bloke in who they can actually afford. The Glazers are in a lot of debt there and the top calibre Coaches would have tripped up over each other after the job there , but only at a high cost and massive salary expectation. The Moyes selection gives Man Utd a cheap option and keeps Ferguson rattling about the place as an unpaid Director guiding him.In short, theyve 'done a 1969' again ie the Busby/McGuiness scenario and it differs only in that then they were in a mess and now theyre the Champs expecting more. The underlying base of that sqaud of theirs though is pretty poor really, full of old codgers and the odd diamond but in a rubbish EPL, unlike in 1969 when Liverpool, Everton and Leeds were the titans together with an Arsenal gradually limbering up after 16 years of anonymity. Man Utd could have just made the biggest error theyve made in a generation. Lets hope so, as the Club needs humbling and bringing down a few notches. Hopefully some team can emerge to do it while Moyes cuts his teeth.

  17. Inspector Clueless

    May 13, 2013, 13:37 #34796

    i agree with Madonna - the DNA of the club has finally been dismantled. battleground nights at highbury, a team who would die for the club is long long gone. trust me if Wigan do battle then weve had it. there was no hiding place for crap players who did not try at HIGHBURY; the fans let them have it !

  18. @CanadaGooner

    May 13, 2013, 12:51 #34794

    Is reality what brings you back to the Emirates each year? Or is it the dream that this year might be your year? It sounds as though you have a very sad life indeed.

  19. CanadaGooner

    May 13, 2013, 12:25 #34791

    In the words of the legendary Mr.T "QUIT YOUR JIBBY JABBING"! And I shall add; dreams are for fools in football! Stick with the reality

  20. Madonna

    May 13, 2013, 12:22 #34790

    JUST LIKE A PRAYER! Just like a dream! This is my fantasy what I just read. That Simon Rose piece was the single most embarrasing bit of hogwash I have seen on the net. Some of our fans are a total embarrassment, and along with our clueless loser manager (and board), have helped turn us into a laughing stock. I am disgusted by what Arsenal has become I mean FFS, we have fans hoping WIGAN (that's relegation certainties Wigan) will tun up 'hungover' at the Emirates so Arsenal can win with no opposition. The same fans hoping Newcastle (another relegation side) will be safe, so they can also 'not try' against Arsenal. Surely a top team, with a manager on £7.5 mil and £123 mil cash reserves and a £150 mil wage bill should WANT competition? And a proper battle? What a complete disgrace Arsene Wenger is. And shame on his pathetic acolytes like Simon Rose.

  21. Tony Evans

    May 13, 2013, 12:16 #34789

    I can't wait for the day that I read headlines like this but I fear it will be a long wait!

  22. David

    May 13, 2013, 11:36 #34786

    Very interesting - could still happen, but with more dignity than a sacking. AW at least deserves the chance of a dignified exit even if he needs to go. You could possibly add to that list of Klopp's Dortmunders the ape-like form of Rooney, if the Sunday papers are to be believed. Either way, a key point is that for all AW has acheived at Arsenal, he has not achieved so much that it has made him bigger than the club and an impossible act to follow. Everyone can see what needs to be done at Arsenal, and it would appear impossible for le boss to do it. So he needs to be replaced by someone who can. Not so at Man U, where the club is a hostage to the success of one man, as it was under Busby. The amazing thing about Moyes’ appointment is what it reveals about Fergie. He has chosen someone who cannot possibly upstage or overshadow him in the way that Guardiola, Mourinho, Klopp etc might. They would want to make big changes, overturning Fergie’s policies and bring their personal stamp. There would be no room for a drunken old Glaswegian knocking about the corridors telling them what to do. He has chosen someone who will do things the Ferguson way. It is a test of whether the club can operate as a machine the way Liverpool did post Shankly. It is unlikely that AW will ever be allowed to pick his own successor, barring a major turn-around in fortunes over the next 12 months, in the way that Fergie has; which is good for the club, because it needs to be done by someone who can see the bigger picture. Namely the fat Russian.

  23. Red Member

    May 13, 2013, 11:28 #34785

    Big Andy - why on earth will Wenger go if we don't qualify for the CL? He will earn £7.5 million trying to get us back in there

  24. thursday nights sunday afternoons

    May 13, 2013, 11:17 #34784

    Europa is the correct level for this bunch of players and management

  25. Big Andy

    May 13, 2013, 10:51 #34782

    If only. One interesting point is what is going to happen at the end of this season. If we don't qualify for the Champions' League then surely Wenger will go. But who will replace him? Knowing this hopeless board it will be somebody like Sam Alladyrce.

  26. Wombledin

    May 13, 2013, 10:31 #34781

    This is what it's come to - gooners giving up on reality and instead looking for a good fantasy. It must be wonderful living in fantasyland, next time you go there please invite me.

  27. Angry & Frustrated

    May 13, 2013, 10:17 #34779

    In your dreams and mine!!!

  28. lolo

    May 13, 2013, 10:06 #34778

    Sell OUT! You are crazy....Arsene is not going anywhere. Fire the board instead....

  29. Bob

    May 13, 2013, 10:03 #34777

    Thanks for brightening up a Monday morning with a vision of a compelling future as it could so easily have been. Were it not for the fact that "Tot-num" are our direct rivals for the coveted fourth-place trophy, I suspect many more Arsenal fans would see it for the damp squib it is.

  30. Ron

    May 13, 2013, 10:02 #34776

    Ha. Mate, thats delusuional not striking while iron is hot. The bit where Martin O Neill was in the frame gave me a heart murmour. The reality is that limited dinosaurs like him actually WOULD be in the frame when the Proff does head off into the sunset!

  31. N4

    May 13, 2013, 9:06 #34775

    Nice one but I'm really forcing myself to smile....!!!! It's simple, Arsene makes the board rich... stuff the fans....and they keep Arsene forever!!!

  32. M

    May 13, 2013, 9:06 #34774

    For god sake.

  33. TT

    May 13, 2013, 9:00 #34773

    If only....