And so, November approaches. And with it, our last chance of a trophy? What’s this, my little boat negativity is sailing/sinking in the sea of confidence?
Realism. That’s what I’m talking about. Which trophy are we closest to winning? The one that will end this horrible statistic that I admit I’m struggling to defend – 8 years and counting (really 9, but that sounds like tempting fate, as we can’t win anything this year).
For me, the closest trophy to our cabinet is the Capital One Cup, or COC if you must. Why? We get past Chelsea, we’re two rounds from Wembley. We would also have knocked out a direct rival for the trophy. We could banish the memory of 2012, 2011, 2007, 1968, 1969, 1988 (No - I can never forgive Gus). The players could taste success in an Arsenal shirt. This could be the start of something new. Winning stuff.
What about the league, you type? Well, what about it? We are, you could argue, where we should be – the fixture list was very kind, and to be fair, we’ve delivered the results. But the next 10 games will tell us a far truer picture.
The FA Cup? Feels like that’s miles away. And maybe we’re paying penance for stealing it in 2005. F*** the Champions League. We’re not even the best team in our group, and there are 7 other groups. But, the COC. We won a penalty shoot out in the last round. Our name on the trophy?
So I’m up for it – why aren’t you? A great time to rest the players, you say. Why don’t we just bend over? Their squad has far more depth than ours, with players who will want to impress to get into the first XI – surely we should stand toe to toe with them? We lost 5-0 to them in this cup when we fielded a weakened side in the late 90’s – that went well. Manninger was never the same after that.
Mourinho has never lost to Wenger. It’s a horrible statistic. 9000 of them will be there on Tuesday, expecting that stat to still be going strong come 10 o’clock, or later. We put a weakened side out, the message sent will be well received by the Blues. Guaranteeing the blues for us.
It matters little, you claim, Michael Mouse – er, it’s a trophy. It’s what we’re here for. Not the balance sheet. (I’m not alone in thinking that, am I?)
And it’s Chelsea. Why would we not go for it?
I’m going on Tuesday – I want us to go through. I’m desperate for a trophy. This is our best chance. I just hope we can believe that.