Pressure’s Off

Online Ed: Arsenal turn it on at home against Watford



Pressure’s Off

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The pressure’s off. And Arsenal start playing their expansive clinical football once again, with the kind of performance not seen often enough at home this season. They had dropped 15 points before yesterday’s game in 14 home matches, which had seen them score 19 goals. Looking at the those statistics and the gap to Leicester in the table, it is obvious where they have fallen short. Three home defeats – to West Ham, Chelsea and Swansea, along with three home draws – against Liverpool, Spurs and Southampton – have put paid to an Arsenal title, barring a collapse by Leicester.

Before the game the consensus amongst those I spoke to was that the priority was more Arsenal finishing above Spurs than winning the title – because the former is a more realistic ambition as things stand, and it would mean Tottenham not winning the thing for the first time since 1961. Can you imagine what it would be like if that happened? Gooners would have to go into hiding for months. And if that doomsday scenario did actually happen, it would be interesting to see exactly how many of the manager’s loyal followers remain under the illusion that the club is better served with him at the helm.

The same eleven took the field as won at Everton before the international break. However, I was more interested in the changes that occurred between the FA Cup visit of Watford a week before that and this starting line-up. Out went Chambers, Gibbs, Mertesacker, Campbell and Giroud. In came Bellerin, Monreal, Koscielny, Iwobi and Welbeck. That points to the defence as the reason the Gunners will not retain the trophy they have won in the last two seasons.

Of course, the early goal in yesterday’s match made a great deal of difference. Watford’s gameplan went out the window and they had to focus on the other end of the pitch rather than simple denial and breakaway. Iwobi set up Sanchez who thumped it home after his initial header was saved. The favour was returned later in the half when the Chilean teed up Iwobi to make it 2-0. The good combinations of Welbeck and Iwobi in the front four look like a recipe for success, complemented by the quality of passing and discipline of the two deeper midfielders, Coquelin and Elneny. At the moment, it seems a case of Aaron Ramsey, who he? What is odd is that in spite of Elneny being a lot less gung ho, Arsenal seems to have greater drive going forward. Of course, that may have a lot to do with Welbeck’s greater pace and Iwobi’s sheer confidence. If Arsenal can retain their forward players, and keep the current quartet fit, there is encouragement for the future. I have a feeling that this could turn into a similar conclusion as Arsenal’s 1991-92 season, in which they were scoring goals by the hatful when the title was long gone and played some very good football in the latter stages of the campaign. That however, should not prevent Arsenal buying the missing top quality finisher. Giroud is solid, and could do a job, but he is not going to win you the league. As much of a breath of fresh ait as Welbeck has been, is he clinical enough? He has seven games to state a case that Arsenal do not need to splash the cash on a world class centre forward.

Alexis Sanchez, considering his exertions in South America on international duty, performed very well and looks back to his best. The fear for next season is that another Copa America will mean he is running on empty for a good few weeks. And of course there is the thorny issue of the African Cup of Nations, although one would like to think that the club have good enough cover to compensate for the loss of Elneny and Iwobi to the Egypt and Nigeria squads for five weeks.

At seven minutes, the crowd applauded for David Rocastle, on the 15th anniversary of his untimely death. The club missed a trick here. How difficult would it have been to project an image of Rocky on the big screens? Or dispense with the electronic adverts for 60 seconds and simply have the words ‘Rocky – Gone But Never Forgotten’ or similar. There was a brief montage at half-time on the screens when most of the crowd were scoffing burgers on the concourse, but it was very much a case of could do better and sadly an indicator of the club being out of touch with its fans. One for supporter liaison officer and former REDaction mainman Mark Brindle.

Hector Bellerin scored the third goal very early in the second half, and Theo Walcott entered the fray to tap in a chance created by fellow sub Joel Campbell as injury time beckoned. It was a comfortable afternoon, with the Gunners playing some entertaining football and crucially being less wasteful in front of goal. But there is also the frustration as to where this type of dominant performance has been in a good number of other matches this season, especially since the turn of the year.

Contributor David Oudot texted me to say, ”Interesting thing I noticed. At the end of the game the players went straight off. Normally a few of them go to all four corners of the ground and applaud/interact with us but not yesterday. I'm guessing that's them stropping (being ordered by the Club?) in response to the anti Wenger banners.”. Who knows. Maybe principle organiser of these things Per Mertesacker being on the bench meant no lap of appreciation from the players. Then again, you would not put it past the club to prevent the media getting an opportunity for another photo of a ‘sling yer hook’ style Arsene banner.

Anyway, the distant hopes of a late title surge still hang by the slimmest of threads. It felt like typical Arsenal to play this well when there seems nothing at stake. Still, we all enjoyed the 4-0. Better late than never, I guess.

I am now on Twitter@KevinWhitcher01.

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  1. markymark

    Nov 05, 2019, 20:36 #115382

    Just an experimental post but where are you all? jjetplane Exeter Gunner In Arsene We Rust jeff wright Arsenknewbest JWE RedPig Hiccup Robb1971 divingrooney RedPig Wear Your Colours

  2. markymark

    Nov 05, 2019, 20:36 #115381

    Just an experimental post but where are you all? jjetplane Exeter Gunner In Arsene We Rust jeff wright Arsenknewbest JWE RedPig Hiccup Robb1971 divingrooney RedPig Wear Your Colours

  3. Know Man

    Apr 06, 2016, 18:58 #87525

    Hey mbg, how does he get away with it? It baffles me. Yes he's got assists, some of those were from free kicks or corners. In tight matches where we have the lions share of possession, how often does he unlock defences? Answer is, never?

  4. mbg

    Apr 06, 2016, 14:28 #87514

    Know man, and even with the pressure off.

  5. Know Man

    Apr 05, 2016, 21:18 #87492

    Was Ozil playing? Out of our front 4, he was the least effective. Goes unnoticed again, not sure how the lad gets away with it.

  6. mbg

    Apr 05, 2016, 10:55 #87458

    Exeter, oh I'd say they do alright.

  7. Alsace

    Apr 04, 2016, 15:15 #87403

    Iwobi had another excellent game.

  8. Ron

    Apr 04, 2016, 12:35 #87390

    Wellbeck seems a nice guy and genuine too. As a footie player, hes Everton or Saints standard. He knows it too. Loving these Arseneites having a slake at anything Leics, even the atmosphere at their stadium! They get more laughable with every post. Red Pigs post 92376 is so spot on correct about many, many Arsenal fans. Cdt agree more.

  9. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 04, 2016, 9:39 #87374

    divingrooney - we've had teams with completely different personnel over the last decade, they too started to play once the title pressure was gone. But you don't make that connection, of course.

  10. King Jeremy

    Apr 04, 2016, 8:37 #87366

    Spring mini-heatwave, no pressure and hey-presto! the "real" Arsenal turn up, and debacles like Southampton away and Swansea at home are all forgotten. And there is the problem right there. When things go well it's the wonderful manager and world-class talent in the "best ever" "top, top quality" squad. When things go wrong, it's the fault of the referee, or the fixture schedulers or (as was recently en-vogue) the ungrateful fans. Until the manager is replaced and footballing personnel installed at board level it will be season after season just like this. I see the latest thing the AKBs are getting all gooey over is "catching the spuds" and what an achievement that will be. You really couldn't make it up. 4 more years of this crap.

  11. Wear Your Colours

    Apr 04, 2016, 8:15 #87363

    It was a good performance and a well deserved victory. I thought Coquelin and Elneny looked very solid in the centre as did Koscielny and Gabriel at the back. I was also impressed by the attitude Joel Campbell displayed when he came on; he was very positive in his intent. To restart the campaign after the international's break with a win was just the lift the club needed. Now we need to continue putting in performances like that until the end of the season. COYG!

  12. John F

    Apr 04, 2016, 7:56 #87362

    You can see the dilemma Fergie and now Wenger has over Welbeck Kev.He has a good hard working attitude and does provide speed and physical presence but as you said he is not clinical enough to be a top striker.Fergie tried him on the wing and I suspect Wenger will put him there.IF we did get a top striker i feel he would make a good attacking midfielder especially in games that Ozil doesn't fancy like Stoke,Utd,Chelsea away.Sanchez on the right who'd have thought a right footed player could play there and left footed Campbell on the left wow the manager is a genius.

  13. RedPig

    Apr 04, 2016, 7:05 #87361

    Exeter - Good point about how the 1-0 wins would be praised if it was Arsenal who were getting them. In fact wasnt this the case in the 2012/13 run in? A string of 1-0 wins and Wenger's willingness to adopt a more pragmatic approach was lauded ... as we secured top 4 on the last day of the season with yet another a 1-0 win at Newcastle ... and infamously celebrated this miraculous achievement with champagne in the dressing room afterwards.

  14. Mark from Aylesbury

    Apr 04, 2016, 6:30 #87360

    LeekFC - tipping is for drunk men in strip clubs?!? Interesting very interesting. You're not going to go down the road of religious oratory, preaching from your mount ala Rev Brian and the execrable Jameson and his multitude of personas. There's definitely a messianic tone to the craziness over at Untold. Just to let you know in the spirit of openness I tipped Chelsea. How crazy is that? I believed their run of games in December would send em top. Little did I realise civil war would emerge from start of the season and all because of a doctor a lover and an angry manager. So who did you tip? Coz if you didn't tip Arsenal you obviously don't think Wenger could deliver.

  15. divingrooney

    Apr 04, 2016, 5:52 #87359

    Pressure is off. Yay. Whole team has changed. But pressure is off All the non performers are out of the team. But pressure is off A 20 yr old kid is making is EPL debut. But pressure is off A striker is making return after a year out. But pressure is off A new midfielder is trying to learn to play in a new country. But pressure is off. Gabriel is now playing on the right, instead of left. But pressure is off Sanchez is now playing on the right, instead of left. But pressure is off Of course, nothing has changed in the team, just the pressure is off.

  16. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 04, 2016, 0:57 #87358

    Were it Arsenal grinding out 1-0 wins on their way to the title the AKBs would be telling us what a genius Wenger is for adapting his team to the situation. "I would rather win nothing" Ha ha ha ha ha!

  17. Robb1971

    Apr 04, 2016, 0:01 #87357

    Agree Wenger must go, and should have been let go in 2008......but Leicester will leave Tottenham, Man City ManU, Liverpool etc in their wake as well...amazing really.

  18. jeff wright

    Apr 03, 2016, 23:44 #87356

    lee kfc, never mind trying to use Brian Badass for an excuse - Brian disappeared off here faster than a flock of Seagulls flying into the Bermuda triangle once he sussed out that Arsene had mucked things up again . What we want to know is who YOU tipped to win the title. Seeing as you are always knocking on about my choice.Unfortunately not being blessed with prescience vision I never saw Leicester and the spuds being the two contenders with 6 left to play.So come on let's see who you tipped - although of course we already know the answer.Cluck cluck...cluck...

  19. Leek fc

    Apr 03, 2016, 23:31 #87355

    And who did you tip eh jeff....... Manchester City. As Badarse told you many moons ago. Tipping is for drunk men in strip clubs.

  20. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 23:06 #87354

    I think TOF is going to have to up his mind games, You have to laugh. wenger out.

  21. jeff wright

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:44 #87353

    Arsene4life,it's far too soon to decide if Elenty is a great buy by Wenger . My point was that it's nonsense on the part of lee kfc to say that Wenger should stay because he signed him. Based on that criteria Wenger should be fired for having kept Almunia on for donkey's years .Selective thinking can be used for or against . So we still wait to see who lee kfc tipped to win the title - we can however safely assume that it was not any club that Arsene doesn't manage. You couldn't make it up.

  22. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:44 #87352

    Arsene4life - what a site it is indeed, full of reasoned out argument and independent thought. It's clearly not the site for you. Untold Arsene is that way, you'll be much more at home there.

  23. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:43 #87351

    Ozils, prayers haven't/didn't do him or TOF much good, unless of course he got the ride last night. You couldn't make it up.

  24. leek fc

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:36 #87350

    Well jeff. Not sure who this BILAC guy is.. Gooner.... my arse.

  25. Arsenal4life

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:28 #87349

    What a site this is, Exeter confirms his anti Arsenal position, jeff wright confirms that he can appreciate what a good player Elneny is and Mark from Aylesbury obviously didn't tip Arsenal to win the league. What is the point of your existence mbg? As for jjetplane, you surely need to choose a club and stick to it and then there's the sarcastic hiccup, probably the ultimate troll. More garbage from the 25group.

  26. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:26 #87348

    jj, i'm sure a lot of them had that nirvanic feeling ( we call it an Orgasm) yesterday after tickling Watford, as usual it doesn't last long. You have to laugh at they're expectancy and optimism, some of them still even thought we'd still catch Leicester. You couldn't make it up.

  27. JWE

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:17 #87347

    Anyone that can be bothered to research the Leicester players in their first XI will know that they are a team of journeymen put together on a shoestring budget. The fact that we have been well beaten by them in the race for the title speaks volumes for everything that is wrong at our club and right at Leicester. One club has drastically over achieved, is well organised, committed and well coached and the other is Arsenal. Just look at the players previous careers. You are not talking about a team of youngsters that has improved beyond all recognition. You are talking about a team of journeymen who are mostly in their late twenties or early thirties. Vardy is 29!!! That is what we had to beat for the title and it was far too much for us. Arsenal will always manage to find someone too good, that is what losers do. If the bar is lowered we dip lower to go under it. Good luck to Leicester they deserve everything they get. They even gave every supporter a free beer and doughnut at todays game. Class.

  28. Mark from Aylesbury

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:06 #87346

    LeekFC:- Do you believe either of the following. 'Arsenal have not won the league because it is a stitch up. Or Arsenal have not won the league as Ranieri has managed his resources better, operated better tactically and so this year at least is a better manager. Finally you still haven't answered who did you tip to win the title.

  29. jeff wright

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:03 #87345

    lee kfc ,so Wenger must stay because he signed Elneny ! Jesus wept talk about desperation.What exactly has Eleny actually done apart from scoring against Barcelona in a game that we lost . He didnt look that good in the cup tie against Watford. Or as usual do we only take account of his better moments.You couldn't make it up. Wenger stays if he wins his 4th place trophy - if not he is a goner. lee kfc you do realize that Wenger is near 70 years old going on 80 - it's a bit late in the game for the old fraudster to be buying players for the future - because he doesent have one. At least there is one ray of sunshine because it doesn't look likely that the spuds will win the league - just as well those Foxes are made of stronger stuff than our showboating bottlers otherwise they would be celebrating at the lane of shame in May .They could finish in front of us though so a big game coming up away at the Boleyn .We will need to do much better than all the fancy Dan nonsense of the last two games .Bilac's side are unlikely to put up with any of Arsene's outdated show-boating nonsense.

  30. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 22:03 #87344

    Kenny, well said, yes proper pressure, real pressure that means a real trophy at the end (not an imaginary one)and like you say are coping well, in fact very well indeed, (you'd think they were the ones with nothing to play for) unlike our wee technicians who only perform when the pressures off, you'd think the AKB's would at least wait and see the out come before commenting but as we all know they never are the brightest tilly lamp (google it) LMAO, well done Leicester. Go now wenger.

  31. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 03, 2016, 21:38 #87343

    Elneny bought four months too late and only playing cos Ramsey is injured but still, £22m saved more important than a credible Arsenal title challenge. The board, the AKBs and Leicester and Spurs all agree on that. Nice work, Mr Wenger.

  32. Rochey

    Apr 03, 2016, 21:34 #87342

    Pressure is off and surprise we start playing well again. Do you think anything will change next year ? Bare minimum will be spent again next year with the same end result

  33. jjetplane

    Apr 03, 2016, 20:56 #87341

    That's what the Spuds say - Wenger Must Stay. AKBs and the Totts standing firm together! lol!

  34. Ray

    Apr 03, 2016, 20:55 #87340

    How many Leicester players would get in the Arsenal team? Three Kante Mahrez and Vardy.Thats it three.But they will win the league.Why? because we have a manager who has no tactics.A manager who cant motivate his pampered pussies.Iwobi has done well but give him 6 months under Wenger and he will be another Walcott and Chamberlain.Ozil came out and told the truth but was shot down by Wenger.Those Gooners saying Leicester are boring need to take a history lesson and have a look at the results of the run in of the 1971 title win.Winning games is never boring

  35. leek fc

    Apr 03, 2016, 20:36 #87339

    Nice piece Kevin. After our goalless draw against Southampton, we were told that Morgan Schneiderlan would have won us the league had we signed him and not Man U. We then went on to purchase Elneny. For me, Scneiderlan has been just average as the stats prove. The point being, £27 mil or £5 mil. Nice piece of business Mr Wenger. Wenger must stay.

  36. Hiccup

    Apr 03, 2016, 20:32 #87338

    It's getting past the joke now! The FA need to get involved and suspend Southampton from any further PL participation while they investigate their abysmal white flag surrender today. When they play us they put in these super human performances and stuff us 4-0, but can't do the same against a pub team? Where's Westie when you need some stats? What would the table look like if Southampton's record was expunged?

  37. jjetplane

    Apr 03, 2016, 20:28 #87337

    More nervous today listening to Foxes on radio than any Arsene game since 2004. Never had SKY in my life, never been to the Emirates, walked the short walk to Highbury from '63 to the END. Proper WOB! Vardy and Mahrez are worth more than Arsene FC - fact! Loving this season and all the pain it has brought .... Frank Loves The Foxes would be a nice banner ....

  38. Augustus Flair

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:51 #87336

    I'm late onto this thread but let's just say we beat an abysmal Watford side by a few goals less than their passionless, witless football deserved and nothing has changed. As others note today, Leicester have the bottle to win when the pressure is on and some of their players (Mahrez, Drinkwater, Albrighton) were abysmal. Still, who cares really? This was our season to make a credible challenge and we blew it. And for that the finger of blame points only in one direction for me, though not for everyone it seems.

  39. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:46 #87335

    Arsene4life - you are the mug punter those who have seized control of the club love. You are the mug punter who makes it possible for to them destroy the club's identity. You moan at the 'negatives' yet you do not address a single point any of them have made. You say they don't 'prove' anything - well, go ahead and 'prove' them wrong. You won't do so, because you cannot.

  40. Arsenal4life

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:31 #87334

    This site deserves all the wanna be, used to support the team, who continue to post on here. The club will be glad to rid itself of the negativity and as most now don't go, won't renew or buy tickets cancel their sky/bt sports packages( how pathetic is that) or feel that their actions by writing on here prove something, then you won't be or aren't missed at all. The club does need a clear out, and a great way to start is to be rid of the 25 or so who frequent this anti Arsenal site.

  41. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:30 #87333

    Great posts by JWE and RedPig, pointing out so much that is wrong with current AFC. Leicester were scoring loads of goals earlier in the season. In how they're doing it now they've demonstrated a crucial element you will never, ever get with Wenger: the ability to adapt.

  42. RedPig

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:07 #87332

    Julie - and if this mediocre Arsenal team wins it then will they also go down as the worst champions ever? ?If not why not? The arrogance of so many Arsenal fans sickens me. This is part of the culture Wenger has created at the club. A snooty look down your nose at the opposition, even if they beat us. Remember Fabregas calling Ipswich a rugby team when they beat us 1-0 in the Lge Cup SF 1st leg? Disgusting. And now we have Arsenal fans being derogatory about the way Leicester play. I dont find Leicester or Spurs at all boring to watch. I do however find slow possession football that kills a game extremely tedious - even in a 4-0 win. Keep it going Leicester. It will be so refreshing to see a club like that win the title.

  43. Jim

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:05 #87331

    Wenger was correct when he stated the AMGs/WOBs were the poorest supporters in the Premiership and very few were in it for the long haul and most had jumped ship from other clubs.

  44. Lee Bedford

    Apr 03, 2016, 19:04 #87330

    Groundhog day part 99, too little too LATE!

  45. Martyn

    Apr 03, 2016, 18:59 #87329

    The reality is that Leicester have proved that you don't have to spend millions to win the league. Their success has put a size nine up all those of us who want to spend big. Wenger, to be fair, has tried to win the league with minimal outlay over the years but the thing that will stick in his gut is that CR has done it in one season with a spirit not seen since the Wimbledon days. Now watch all the 'big' clubs signing Leicester players. I hope they resist.

  46. Badarse

    Apr 03, 2016, 18:40 #87328

    jjetplane went to the bank to withdraw some tanks but the bank had no tanks and jeff got mad your bad he said-ad any bank without tanks is shabby hahaha in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then mgb went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Arseneknewbest got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Ron went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Mark the Nark got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then stevo433 went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and CB got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then WORWOBBLY went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Mongy got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Kenny went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Ross got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then MARCUS went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Exeter got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Alsace went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and AMG got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said then the writer of this poem got bored so he passed out and snored then the other guy next to him got annoyed so he left REALLY? YOU WANNA HEAR ANOTHER BAD POEM? OKAY! this one is a haiku! bob n' bobs pawn shop house of bobs tooting snobs sells crazy corn cobs!Come on you Gunners

  47. Badarse

    Apr 03, 2016, 18:01 #87327

    jjetplane went to the bank to withdraw some tanks but the bank had no tanks and jeff got mad your bad he said-ad any bank without tanks is shabby hahaha in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then mgb went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Arseneknewbest got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Ron went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Mark the Nark got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then stevo433 went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and CB got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then WORWOBBLY went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Mongy got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Kenny went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Ross got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then MARCUS went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and Exeter got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said and then he got a tank and then gave it to the banker and then Alsace went to the bank to withdraw his tank but the bank took his tank and AMG got mad your bad he said-ad any bank who stole my tank is shabby in your face he said then the writer of this poem got bored so he passed out and snored then the other guy next to him got annoyed so he left REALLY? YOU WANNA HEAR ANOTHER BAD POEM? OKAY! this one is a haiku! bob n' bobs pawn shop house of bobs tooting snobs sells crazy corn cobs!Come on you Gunners

  48. JWE

    Apr 03, 2016, 17:31 #87326

    The truth is you don't have to be that good to win the PL. Leicester and Spurs are both well organised sides with a solid defensive unit and decent coaches. That is about it. You would struggle to call any of their players world class. Maybe Kane at a push from both sides? Arsenal are push overs who play football in a very predictable way. We need to be on top form for it to come off and yes when it does it looks nice on the eye. But over a 38 game season the wheels will always come off for a few games here and there when trying to play the ball through the eye of a needle every game. We don't have any plan b and we are not well enough organised defensively to get away with the off days. It really is that simple. Anyone wasting more time/effort/money on the current setup at the club is either deluded or has more money than sense. I really do not know what planet season ticket holders must be on to continue putting in their hard earned money into the current set up. The only possible answer has to be a lack of anything else to do with their time and the fact that going to matches is a habit/routine. If you did manage to break the habit/routine I would hazard a guess you wouldn't miss it that much.

  49. Arsenknewbest

    Apr 03, 2016, 17:27 #87325

    I would gladly cheer on the spuds to the title,if it meant Wenger left.

  50. Danny

    Apr 03, 2016, 17:16 #87324

    Well done to the foxes,their football may be rubbish and boring like the scums and their fans may make the AMG's look un-mongish yet if we don't win it I hope you bores do.

  51. jeff wright

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:57 #87323

    I said back in November that I would wait until April the first had passed before looking to see if Wenger was mounting a title challenge.I just checked the league table to find us 11 points behind Leice ster with the foxes having to play just 6 more games. So no title challenge again from Wenger with our players having bottled the chance to make one when losing away to a second string United side and shamefully at home a couple of days after to a modest fighting relegation Swansea outfit with the Swans not being the ones who got into a flap. Yesterday's typical at home on the perfect pitch smug faced Arene's fast track bullies demolition of a non-interested with nothing to play for Watford had the theatre type -come to watch a show - crowd of fools at the coliseum of corporate greed on the edge of their big comfy red seats with excitement .Do these fools actually have any idea about football at all .All of the evidence suggests not.Anyway, tougher games away to play but few if any of the AKB home audience will be seen at them as Arsene attempts to secure a 3rd or 4th place trophy again. I wouldn't say that it is odds on that he will do if we fail to win at the Boleyn. Then once again it could all get a bit nervy and holding their nerve is not something that Wenger's teams are renowned for.Good old Arsene.

  52. In Arsene We Rust

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:42 #87322

    Bet Frank McLintock will be one of the first to congratulate Leicester if they manage to pull it off, especially as he narrowly missed out on winning the double with them in 63. Look forward to reading more scorn poured on possibly our greatest captain by Untold Arsenal if that happens.

  53. jjetplane

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:37 #87321

    Spuds are now making banners saying Wenger forever at Arsenal ... ha ha! To measure the dazzling brilliance of Leicester see their summer fixtures including PSG and Barcelona. Meanwhile Arsene FC deny coping claims yet tests showed at the Emirates a particularly strong doping among the Wenger faithful. It generally involves a wide eyed look, smug smile (see Untold) and a revisionist outlook regarding Arsenal history. Newsflash Ozil is off to Citeh in summer and Untold have reiterated their good riddens stance. Untold themselves are currently offering online highs which include much gushing praise for the Picasso of modern football - Arsene Wenger. Apostles are asked to touch a screen image of Arsene and feel the bliss and nirvanic experience of Arsene's magic. Things are certainly looking up for a top four finish.

  54. Ron

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:24 #87320

    Iwobi is the seasons belated prize. Watford never turned up. 11 of us from on here would have given them a game.As for Rocky, he was pre 1996. AFC PLC didnt exist before then.

  55. stevo433

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:14 #87319

    Gordon, can't imagine any Spurs fans wanting Wenger out.

  56. Exeter Gunner

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:08 #87318

    Chasing the title was always an illusion; an illusion shattered at Old Trafford when they showed they weren't up for it. As Leicester keep winning, the last two victories are shown for what they are, shoring up 4th place. Only those that hate anything not Arsene tainted can't be pleased at Leicester's story.

  57. Kenny

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:05 #87317

    Arsenal fans complaining about Leicester's style of football.What do you expect them to play Barca-style football?.They where bottom of the table this time last year.They dont have the quality players everything they have got is through hardwork and teamwork something Wenger's teams lack.Leicester have shown how bad a manager Wenger really is.Get the loser out

  58. jjetplane

    Apr 03, 2016, 16:02 #87316

    Edge of the seat but the fantastic Foxes just keep supplying the beer and doughnuts .... Any more news on that little doping scandal - Arsene has been doping his followers for a decade or more. Love the PL presently ..

  59. AMG

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:58 #87315

    Well done Leicester you may be a pile of s h i t e yet you're keeping all us WOBs happy.

  60. Tone

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:46 #87314

    Congrats Leicester hate your crappy football and your pile of POOP songs.Yet you're everybodies favourite team so well done.

  61. Brian

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:35 #87313

    Well done Leicester crappy football yet you are top and you're keeping the AAA WOB w****** happy.

  62. CB

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:29 #87312

    Well done the Foxes, bringing a smile to the face of true football supporters

  63. Kenny

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:29 #87311

    Just watched Leicester the team who have had all the pressure on them and unlike our bunch of pussie's they coped again.We turn up when the title has gone

  64. James

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:25 #87310

    Those long ball bores from the King Power have fluked another 1-0.

  65. Brian

    Apr 03, 2016, 15:05 #87309

    A joke! gutless all the way through the squad! Wenger has accepted losing for so long the team just simply now don't believe they can win. Wenger needs to take his 100% commitment else where cause we have had enough of it.

  66. Ross

    Apr 03, 2016, 14:30 #87308

    The pressure is off? ROFLMAO? I don't like using such acronyms on blog posts but I had no other way to express myself. The pressure is off, haha made my day thanks mate.

  67. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 14:25 #87307

    If only the little technicians were allowed to play like that every game, admired by the opposition and even more so their manager, who worships TOF as if he's his messiah too (could be a shoo in there for our next manager now with admiration like that,I wonder what his instructions to his players was ?) with no pressure or expectation and we're told teams try harder against Arsenal ? yeah right. wenger out.

  68. DW Thomas

    Apr 03, 2016, 14:20 #87306

    Iwobi, Elneny, and Coq all played well yesterday. Opposite of what we see from Ramsey most days. An engine does not mean creativity. I agree we should sell Ramsey if Jack can stay fit. He seems to be a new Walcott in the making. And now Ozil is the new RVP or Cesc. He states the truth, that we always need players, yet Arsene rebukes it. What a dismal failure this season has been. Leicester or Tottenham winning the league really would be a big F That to Wengers ramblings about all the reasons why he hasn't won the league in 12 years. FFS!!! We should change the club nickname from Gooner to Groundhog!!

  69. mbg

    Apr 03, 2016, 14:02 #87305

    Arsenal turn it on against Watford Ed ? surely you mean Watford turned over for another sleep and allowed themselves to be tickled by TOF's fast track bullies and they're tickle sticks with their tippy tappy walking the ball into the net. A lot of spin coming from TOF in trying to deflect pressure from himself about Arsenal being the only team to beat Leicester twice (wow what do you want for that ? the prem trophy ?) what have the other teams done bla bla, didn't hear him spout anything about Watford sitting back and admiring the little dwarfs with their lovely hair doo's jesus even wally got on the score sheet, lets hope they don't do that with other teams arsene eh. wenger out.

  70. Gordon

    Apr 03, 2016, 14:01 #87304

    Lots of AAA wearing spud shirts with their Wenger out banners yesterday.

  71. Part of the WOB

    Apr 03, 2016, 12:51 #87303

    Good win. Iwobi looks promising. I think scoring goals is more of a problem at home, Kev. In those home matches you mentioned Arsenal only scored one goal. Not good enough.

  72. Ralph

    Apr 03, 2016, 12:40 #87302

    The two guys carrying the Wenger out banner were too frightened to display it.I heard one of them say to the other he wanted to leave early as he had to get back to Middlesex to watch the Spurs game.

  73. Jude

    Apr 03, 2016, 12:33 #87301

    I don't think it's any coincidence that since the emergence of the Coquelin/Elneny partnership, the midfield has been more solid. The pair are tidier with the ball, keep things moving forward, and leave the tricks and flicks to the brilliant Ozil. We'll never see headless chicken-type running from that tandem. It's all very controlled, and most importantly, done with the team in mind. Ramsey has a box-to-box, all action reputation based on half a season's body of work several years ago. He's had many chances to kick on this season, but it hasn't happened for him. If anything, he's been exposed as a bloke who'll run his socks off while attempting meaningless tricks and back heels, but has no end product. Take him out of the team, though only through injury because he's a Wenger favorite, and the midfield performances improve. What a concept. Despite his ineffectiveness all season, he'll sadly be straight back in the team when he's fit. Hopefully he has a half decent tournament this summer, and we get offers for him. I'll drive him to the airport.

  74. UA

    Apr 03, 2016, 12:28 #87300

    A good end of season would be welcome despite the AAA scumbags.

  75. Nick

    Apr 03, 2016, 12:07 #87299

    Ive looked at the remaining fixture for ourselves and the two above us the scum in particular have a tough run in, Leicester not AS tough , ourselves ? Well we have two really difficult away games in our run in starting at for the last time at Upton Park next week, win that and then if the spuds slip up to manure second place is ON, to catch Leicester will be impossible if they keep winning but they too have one or two games where a loss is a likely scenario, so the fat lady isn't ready to sing yet, we cannot afford to drop so much as one point as it stands however and despite two sparkling performances against teams with other things on their mind our overall record this season does not realistically give us hope we cam win our next games, the fact that this situation could have been avoided with better form against teams we really should be beating is still the fault of the manager by dint of lack of motivational skill and lack of foresight in not providing insurance in the way of bringing new players in , in two transfer windows, if we do miraculously win the title I fear Wenger will be hailed as a genius or if we come second a brave and valiant general,third or fourth with the spuds as champs will surely be the straw that breaks the proverbial camels back ? As much as I would love to see us crowned champions the realist in me says we will be doing well to get second, whatever happens Wenger should step down his day has long gone , and even as champions we would know deep down that we didn't so much win it as have it handed on a plate to us by the failure of others , we do have the nucleus of a bloody good side but we still need to find the missing pieces and strip away those who are merely dragging us down, does anyone REALLY trust Wenger to do that job when he has consistently failed to do so on an annual basis since 2006 ?

  76. 5am

    Apr 03, 2016, 11:54 #87298

    Although I think as the club did a montage for Rocky and behind the scenes have a lot of interaction with his family, there is a good factor of being in touch with the fans. Yes, a respectful screen picture at the beginning and end of the 7 minutes would have added to that. Similarly if the players had a banner to parade for him at the end of the game would also have been touching

  77. Danish Gooner.

    Apr 03, 2016, 11:35 #87297

    Watfords season is all about winning against crystal Palace and getting to the final,they dropped two levels yesterday and Arsenal will get a lot of these easy games now where teams can not be bothered but rest assured if it was a big game we would probably have found a way to screw it all up.As i have said over and over Again,this is a team full of posers and chokers.

  78. Gooner Drum

    Apr 03, 2016, 11:20 #87296

    I think Nigeria have not qualified for next years African Cup of Nations. Also, I'm sure I saw a few players do a "mini" lap of honour.

  79. UA

    Apr 03, 2016, 11:19 #87295

    The AAA scumbags will still find a way of having a go at Wenger,mainly because of their love of other clubs and the fact they are jealous their own teams have such crappy styles of play.

  80. GoonerRon

    Apr 03, 2016, 11:13 #87294

    Another performance with pace and fluidity in our movement and passing. Hopefully some semblance of a run where we can at least hunt the rotten spuds down. I'm still not giving up on catching Leicester just yet - people keep saying they've got to lose 3 but in reality a few draws could get us right back in it. The balance of the team looks great - all of the injured players currently out are far from guaranteed a spot when they're fit.