In Search Of A New Adjective To Describe Arsenal’s End Of Season Performances

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In Search Of A New Adjective To Describe Arsenal’s End Of Season Performances


Several thousand of those present at the stadium for yesterday’s match against Norwich held aloft signs after 12 minutes reading ‘Time for Change. Arsenal is stale. A fresh approach needed’. The play preceding the show of frustration and the 77 minutes of football that followed merely confirmed the argument. Here was a game with – in theory – plenty at stake. Arsenal should be playing their socks off to try and avoid a qualifying game for the Champions League in August (or the ignominy of Europa League should they finish fifth), but it seemed as if the apathy of the crowd was being translated onto the pitch.

Arsene Wenger seemed to be pointing the finger at the supporters for the difference in the levels of the team’s performance home and away in his press conference on Friday. And here is a fantastic response to that from Gooner contributor Phil Wall on Twitter using the sign idea. What was interesting was that, aside from the goal, the only significant noise I heard from the home crowd yesterday was in response to the holding up of the signs, as the remaining believers mustered the energy to chant ‘There’s Only One Arsene Wenger’ in response. Where have the vocal chords of these loyalists been all season when the team needed some kind of injection of energy they were evidently not getting from the manager’s teamtalk or touchline gesticulations? Maybe Arsene has a point.

Then again, he doesn’t help his case by continuing to play Olivier Giroud, his non-scoring centre forward. On that level, take a look at Arseblog’s excellent Arsenal Gentleman column this week for some brilliant signs including a peach about our number 12. You’ve got to laugh. I have a theory about Giroud’s recent selections. The manager, with the French national team in mind, is trying to give the striker the chance to play his way back into form before the Euros.

The crowd – despite chanting the Wenger’s name for a few seconds in the first half, were quick enough to boo him when they saw Danny Welbeck enter the fray but Giroud remain on the field instead of being hooked. Alex Iwobi was taken off instead, although not long later, Giroud justified the decision by providing the assist that led to Welbeck’s goal. It was about the only thing of note – at least positively – that he did in the match. I think it’s safe to say that even Arsene Wenger now realizes he made a mistake by not buying a striker last summer. People who have not worked half a day in football were suggesting the importance of this last August, but what do they know? Arsenal have scored as many goals at home as Newcastle this season. No matter, because apparently, according to Arsene, his team are champions away from home this campaign. The fact that Leicester and Spurs have posted seven and three more points respectively on their travels than the Gunners is a stat we can brush under the carpet. Why let mere facts get in the way of a good piece of propaganda?

The home side created a very limited number of chances throughout the game, although did look more energized when Welbeck came on as a sub uncharacteristically early. Overall though, it was turgid fare. The 10,000 people who left their paid for seats empty need to be added to the numbers holding signs up wanting to see change, because trust me, if the Gunners had been going for the title (an unheard of idea at this time of the season under the latter day Wenger, I know, but let’s go with this outlandish suggestion) their backsides would have been in place.

Norwich looked dangerous early on, but faded away and really do not look like a team that has any chance of retaining their Premier League status. There was more at stake for them, but by and large, they didn’t play like it. Fortunately for Arsenal, that meant three points from a poor performance, but better that than a draw playing out of their socks, at least in terms of Champions League qualification. Of course Manchester United could still pip Arsenal by winning their remaining four matches if Wenger’s team were to fail to win at the Etihad next weekend. If they do poop Leicester’s party this afternoon, their remaining matches are against Norwich and Bournemouth at home, and West Ham away.

I looked at one of the supporter banners that are permanently hung between the tiers in a new light during the game yesterday. From the By Jesus said Paddy song, it reads “Over and over and over again”. How apt, I thought.

I am now on Twitter@KevinWhitcher01.

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  1. Damian

    May 03, 2016, 16:23 #88978

    Re the empty 10,00 seats, I cant remember ever there being 6,500 empty seats at Highbury during the Wenger reign. That's proof of the apathy and stagnation.

  2. jjetplane

    May 02, 2016, 12:28 #88882

    Leek probably go to more games than you though thankfully I keep the occasional Arsene FC aways to a minimum but if it is on the south coast I am there belting out 'oh when the saints ...' 'Koeman owns Wenger allow allow ..' and other ditties aimed especially at little scientology fans like yourself. Haha Untold have put so many articles up relating to the protests it's like free publicity. Paranoiacs are always game for won goals .... 'I wanna be in that number ....'

  3. Dan P

    May 02, 2016, 9:37 #88869

    If there is any consolation to be had, at least it all seems to be finally coming to an end. He's been totally found out and is just trying to bluff it out as usual but the bull**** just isn't working any more! You can fool some of the people......etc, etc

  4. Andreas

    May 02, 2016, 4:00 #88861

    My protest was an empty seat. Even Tim Sherwood called for Giroud substitution at half time and he was sacked by rock bottom of the table, Villa!!!!

  5. CT Gooner

    May 02, 2016, 1:35 #88860

    I was interested to see how the protest would go down, and overall I'm disappointed. I'd hoped my opinions were justified, by them being shared by our match attending support. Unfortunately what we seem to have is an apethic fan base who are bored with what we have, but see no reason for change. Why else did so few bother to show, not turning up to protest, but just stay away. Ah well, don't worry about, 4th again next year, maybe...

  6. mbg

    May 01, 2016, 23:49 #88857

    What's this 1AW ? is it a new AKB group ? sounds like a donkey chant to me, how appropriate then. Go now wenger.

  7. Les

    May 01, 2016, 22:59 #88851

    For goodness sake Wenger, please go now. Please take that obvious troll / wind-up merchant mgb with you too.

  8. Goonersol

    May 01, 2016, 20:30 #88845

    Leeky .....see my comments on your Harry Redknapp post and come up with 10 reasons to keep hold of Wenger.......your not allow " be careful what you wish for" ....as it is not a reason........Wenger out ....SIFF . Y

  9. David

    May 01, 2016, 19:41 #88840

    "The 10,000 people who left their paid for seats empty need to be added to the numbers holding signs up wanting to see change" Or maybe they just decided the weather was nice and they'd go out for the day with their families. Who knows? Of course I would have been there if they were going for the league, but For my part, I ended up at Orient of all places where they had a "time for no more change" protest (a little joke, they didn't). Anyway, looks like the season is all over with a 3rd place trophy bar the lack of shouting unless Aston Villa suddenly decide to play football after failing to for most of the season.

  10. Leek fc

    May 01, 2016, 19:39 #88839

    What a shambles of a report Kevin. The proven fact was that maybe 300 people held up the sign yet many many thousands sang 1AW chant. You simply cannot hide this was fact. And it was more than the "few seconds" that you mention. JJ, You clearly do not attend many games as I have heard the chant on several away visits this year. This website is negative, inconsistent and not a patch on Untold. And they know it.

  11. Augustus Flair

    May 01, 2016, 18:52 #88835

    Look at that ridiculous Ronald Koeman bloke, 4-2 against Man City and he thinks he's great. Hah, I remember Ian Wright banging in a hat-trick there in March 1994, and I stayed in one of the b&b rooms over the pub opposite the ground in those days to avoid driving back to N London the same night. Anyway, that all goes to prove that AW is a genius and Koeman a numpty...er, hold on, I've lost the thread here... well, it all goes to prove something and that Theo Walcott is a genius compared to that S London ragamuffin... (enter men in white coats to escort Flair back to his ward).

  12. EborGooner

    May 01, 2016, 18:29 #88834

    If TDOF and his players really had any mental strength and "speerit" they would have put on a show, steamrollered Norwich, and been 2 or 3 up by the 12th minute - then those holding up the posters in protest would have looked a little silly. As it was, the usual insipid, uninspired, pass fest - mostly backwards and sidewards - leading to zero shots on target in the first half - just confirmed what many of us are saying. Wenger is well past his "sell by" date, living on past glories, and simply unwilling, or unable, to adapt his methods to allow Arsenal to really challenge for EPL or CL. Those of you who still say he should be given one more chance - tell me why you think he will act any differently to the last half a dozen seasons?

  13. mbg

    May 01, 2016, 18:25 #88833

    PerryG, they were flown in from America on a chartered flight that morning specially for the job, (probably all walmart workers who are back in the land of the free as we speak having enjoyed their jolly, not knowing what it was all about but enjoyed it anyway) it would explain as the Editor has pointed out and asked why has there been none of it all season only now ? wenger out now.

  14. mbg

    May 01, 2016, 18:05 #88832

    ArseneKnewBest, spot on, the AKB's would do, use, or try anything to distract or deflect from their messiah's failings and as always it hasn't worked, the fan base is still as divided, (and we all know who's to blame) even a lot more now i'd say, and probably want him out even more now, especially after yesterday after his little bearded second raters produced their latest bore fest with their tippy tappy going nowhere rubbish right from the off, it would put you to sleep. Yes mate change is coming alright and it's not if but when, and as I said earlier myself, his followers know it, the players definitely know it, and going by TOF's body language he knows it himself. We want wenger out.

  15. Bard

    May 01, 2016, 17:59 #88831

    As a long time fan I would like to sincerely apologise for my appalling performances this season. Arsene is right. I couldnt hit a barn door with a banjo. Im slow and unable to get behind defences and spend too much time counting my weekly wages. I dont track back and frankly cant be arsed once we have 4th place nailed.

  16. North Upper Corner

    May 01, 2016, 17:51 #88829

    Wenger is the only manager that can offend his own supporters and have his name sung. I was absolutely flabbergasted.

  17. jjetplane

    May 01, 2016, 17:33 #88827

    Lucky if you got a chant of anything at the banal bowl that is Wenger's home for Pretty Poodles (WHPP) .... I am sure the wine is good and being a fan of sushi I hope there is at least a noodle bar there. Suppose a sushi tray would put you back a tenner and if you throw in a Tiger beer you should have change for a 20p piss ..... COYG! lol! ps we used to hang around after the matches in the 60s and get free hot dogs ... ooooh it's a corner ....

  18. Augustus Flair

    May 01, 2016, 17:32 #88826

    Agreed again, mbg. AW's clear implication on Friday that Arsenal fans are the cause of us blowing the title in an easy year are more than the last straw for me. I first went to Highbury as a little boy with my Arsenal-supporting dad in 1963 (33 years before the Dishonest One appeared) and I will still be going long after he's gone (I hope). Time for this old fraud to disappear if he has any integrity or honesty.

  19. KC

    May 01, 2016, 17:15 #88822

    Great article Kevin. What is frustrating is there are so many armchair supporters that want Wenger out. After yesterday Wenger will feel super secure. What might help, is if all these keyboard typists get together attend a match and chant Wenger out! That would be so much more effective than #Wenger out on here. The problem yesterday were the no showers and that the Wenger out fans were not sat together. The protest was half hearted as it appears even our fan groups cannot bring themselves to actually call for Wenger to leave. The performance was typical of all season a team that lacks devil and does not work hard enough off the ball add the lack of a top class striker, centre back and Wengers love of Ramsey it all becomes sterile, predictable and incredibly frustrating.

  20. Ron

    May 01, 2016, 16:49 #88821

    Yes, i was only thinking the same MGB. Arsenal in the same situ (yes, i know but humour me a second and imagine vividly) facing Utd's early pace and movement would have folded and shipped 2 or 3 goals, pretty much what we usually do at OT in fact! Pity Norwich didn't get the win they merited yesterday.

  21. Augustus Flair

    May 01, 2016, 16:37 #88820

    Agree completely with mbg. Though LCFC have many players of very limited ability (Okazaki, Ulloa and Schlupp spring to mind) CR has infused his team with a fighting spirit we can only envy as Gooners. Look at the languid Ozil and Ramsey (now my most irritating AFC player ever) and, though he didn't make an appearance yesterday, Hapless Theo (nicely skewered by Hiccup above). CR probably has years in him as an effective football manager; AW lost it many years ago and is only kept on as a revenue-generating cog in a mighty money-making machine. Wenger out!

  22. DW Thomas

    May 01, 2016, 15:38 #88815

    Ramsey again does so little, and Giroud has been useless since January. Combine that with now a weak bench in Theo and injured players just returning but not playing and you have this boring team that is now Arsenal. Watch Wengers pre game presser. It was ridiculous. He blames the fans and then falsely claims they were best on the road. He is delusional. Sad, he's done a lot for the club. But his time is clearly over. Get Simeone. Get some mettle back. For me, and I know he works hard, Ramsey and others like him just offer too little. Not good enough. Elneny said recently Wenger told him he shoots too much. I was enjoying his shots. But hey what do I know. Tippy tappy is the way. Just look how much we've won with that style!

  23. Hiccup

    May 01, 2016, 15:24 #88813

    Good points Kevin. The downside of the game for me was the failure of Walcott to get a game. After his last 2 games performing like Coco the clown, I was hoping to see him complete his hatrick with maybe running in to a goal post. However, the sight of Giroud, who is basically a slight upgrade on Chamack, cupping his ear to the crowd made my day. This just proves how there is no accountability in the team. As Wenger makes excuses and blames the fans for another p!ss poor title challenge, the players take on board his crap and expunge themselves from any blame. No league goals in 3 months and this diva is giving it large as we score against ****ing Norwich! What has this club come to? In one week we've gone from Walcott bottling tackles, Wenger blaming fans for home defeats to Watford and Swansea, and now Giroud mocking those that pay toward his ridiculous salary. When you get to the status of Henry, Bergkamp or Wright, then maybe you're entitled to have a dig. But when you're on par with the likes of our famous number 52 Nicholas Bendtner, start doing your talking on the pitch, then just maybe we'll start taking you serious. Don't it just wanna make you sign up and subscribe towards paying these guys their salaries.

  24. PerryG

    May 01, 2016, 15:21 #88811

    Who are these people who sang the one arsene wenger song? Do they know anything about football? Christ almighty we have no hope with cretins like that supporting this joke of a club now

  25. jjetplane

    May 01, 2016, 14:42 #88810

    So they manage 'one Arse(ne) Wenger for 20 seconds' which has not been heard since 2003! ..... What support hahahahaha! When will the next sing/song be? Global Scout Movement (GSM) ... Anyone seen Leek (sic) this morning. Who's betting he had some scarey nightmare last night and his poor mum had to rock him to sleep as with the other AKB households in up-and-coming areas! Excellent as always Kev and the link for 'goals this way' is ****ing heaven. Think you are right with Arse(ne) hoping he can at least have one player at the Euros so he can waffle on French TV (obscure channel between reality crash shows) about his development of players with good mental speeeit ... aaaaarggggghhhh!

  26. dan

    May 01, 2016, 14:26 #88809

    WENGER OUT, he should be ashamed of himself

  27. Arseneknewbest

    May 01, 2016, 14:21 #88808

    Quibbling about the number of people holding up signs yesterday (nb: not the same as the number of people in and out of the ground who are unhappy with things as they stand) is an akb-inspired distraction from the poorly run and unmotivated team that we have. The fan base is divided and the anorakked chihuahua with the runny nose is responsible for that. The game was poor and if the canaries had had any gumption they would have taken some of their numerous chances. If the mustard men had won or secured a deserved draw, we'd be in a different scenario today. As it is, the result momentarily deflects pressure but it won't last. Change is coming - the chihuahua can sniff it on the lampposts around the wok. He looks extra stressed to me, not least because he realises that his loyalists are a dwindling bunch of social misfits and loons.

  28. Rob

    May 01, 2016, 14:17 #88807

    I can only judge from the TV because I stopped going back in 2010 and haven't returned since - even once. But there certainly appeared a notable number and those protesting the protest didn't seem any more numerous, than those who were simply protesting. A decent effort I think. And the fact it happened is significant. Season ticket renewals will be the crunch factor of course and will say more about where the crowd thinks we are or are not going. So time will tell this summer. But the cracks are plainly open whether the status quo believers like it or not. Will we see some action this summer ? We will from all our rivals, including Spurs and Liverpool ; not to mention Utd when Mourinho takes over. Does anyone seriously think he'll just sit back ? So Wenger doesn't just have to act a bot, he's got to act decisively to overcome this seasons shortcomings and the improvements that will come from City, Utd and Chelsea all having newManagers with fresh ideas. I have very little belief that he will respond any differently from what we've seen in the last three years. If you thin the fan base is divided now, wait for this time next year !!

  29. Mark

    May 01, 2016, 13:53 #88805

    Henley Gooner-Do you include the 10 thousand who stayed away as backer's of our clueless leader?.Those who did sing "one arsene wenger" i assume they are happy to finish 4th every year and finish behind Leicester this season.

  30. mbg

    May 01, 2016, 13:33 #88804

    It was good to see some new banners appearing and well done to the club for not confiscating them (that will not go down well with TOF) and good on the stay away's easily 10,000 if not more that won't have went unnoticed either regardless of the one arsene wenger sung for thirty seconds with the majority of American accents,

  31. Henley Gooner

    May 01, 2016, 13:19 #88803

    Several Thousand? From my vantage point (front of the upper tier), I counted about 100 maybe - add a bit for the lower tier I could not see see, and you might get a couple of hundred - and possibly a thousand at the outside / very best.

  32. mbg

    May 01, 2016, 13:16 #88802

    Turgid and getting worse by the day with TOF at the helm, but yesterday and the season along with the last ten have already been described perfectly by a poster on here a few days ago, warm sick, and it's all thanks to a past it old fraud of a manager. wenger out.

  33. Augustus Flair

    May 01, 2016, 13:05 #88801

    I think AW was very much blaming Arsenal fans for the team's home performances and it falls on us to apologise for our obviously unwanted and increasingly unnecessary presence (or not) at games. I'm prepared to lead the way here - sorry, monsieur, for having backed the club since the early 1960s and for intruding myself on various events in 1971, 1979, 1989 and 1991, for example. But, oh, that was all before your time... oh well, you get the picture, mon ami.

  34. Ngoni

    May 01, 2016, 13:03 #88800

    Watching the game on TV the only conclusion I could come to was the Emirates crowd is dominated by idiots! How one can be singing 'There's only one Arsene Wenger' in the 12th minute, then boo when Iwobi is substituted is quite inexplicable.Why not applaud the Great Leader when he makes yet another inexplicable substitution? Can someone explain to me what happened there? I am confused.