‘Twogunrocky’ has constructed a ‘soundboard’ of Arsene Wenger phrases.

For the uninitiated, he explains… “a soundboard is a collection of quotes/speech/funny as f**k comments coupled together on one board that you can use - and radio dj's use them - to wind people up over the phone!”

Not 100% sure the technicalities of how you’d do that, but it’s fun just clicking on the words and hearing the great man speak. The soundboard can be found here