A challenge all you songsmiths out there. Our new right back – Bacary Sagna - is bound to become a cult hero in the Luzhny mould. With an even dodgier barnet than Oleg, and the number 3 on his back, how can he possibly fail? So he's going to need a song.

I don't want to prejudge the issue, but something to the tune of 'Viva Espana' might be a good place to start from. I know that's Spanish, but as Arsenal fans we should be allowed a certain amount of artistic and geographic licence. I think extra brownie(!) points will also go to anyone who can work into the lyrics any reference to that highly unfortunate incident, a couple of seasons ago, when our very good friends and neighbours had a little bit of tummy trouble going into the last game.

(Ed’s note – leave your offerings on the thread for this topic on the onlinegooner forum and I’ll post the best ones here in a couple of days’ time)