Arsenal Audit: March 2017 - Part One

Analysis of last month’s matches



Arsenal Audit: March 2017 - Part One

WBA: March started with a 3-1 away defeat… and ended the same


In his BT Sport interview with Jake Humphreys ahead of the Liverpool match, with criticism mounting, Monsieur Wenger again bemoaned today’s society’s need for news, noting an inability to accept disappointment and urging a sense of perspective. A few days later in interview, the day before the Bayern Munich second leg, he angrily declared "I think I have built this club". Arsenal Audit has always taken a long-term view and has been cataloguing disappointments over the performance of the manager and Board over the post-Invincibles eras since 2011. In Part One we tidy up match loose-ends and examine the disastrous month through the portal of familiar longer-term Arsenal Audit themes and the many barriers to Arsenal’s winning the Premier League under Monsieur Wenger. One is Arsenal’s terrible record against key Premier League rivals. Arsenal have won away against Premier League Big Six clubs - Manchester United, Manchester City, Chelsea, Tottenham Hotspur and Liverpool - just twice in 23 matches. The last was the well-organised, disciplined counter-attacking triumph at Manchester City in January 2015 – but that wasn’t to be the blueprint for difficult away matches many of us hoped it would be. In Part Two, we take up Monsieur Wenger’s (extraordinary) claim that he built the Club and examine his skills as Arsenal controller, architect and project manager over his three key projects over the last ten years - Project Youth, the British core and now his ‘Team of Men’.

Liverpool 3 – 1 Arsenal
Monsieur Wenger’s alternative solution for the month’s difficult opener at Anfield was to be less ‘passive’ and more ‘pro-active’ than when Arsenal were 1-0 up at Everton and Manchester City in December, but lost. The defeat at Chelsea, Monsieur Wenger told us, was due to unexplained special circumstances. Since the Invincibles, Arsenal have never done the double over Chelsea and last won at Stamford Bridge in 2011 (during Andre Villas-Boas’ brief tenure). There certainly were special circumstances at Anfield. Ahead of the match, Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain said “Alexis is probably one of the strongest ones that will voice his opinions at all times. He is one of those that keeps demanding and trying to bring the best out of you." Monsieur Wenger repeatedly insisted the reason was a (bizarre) tactical ploy, “I wanted to play two players who are strong in the air, because we decided to go more direct.” Theo Walcott and Robert Pires confirmed that Alexis was dropped after a training ground incident. The Alexes certainly didn’t make up the slack. Iwobi in his first full-season continues to struggle to build on his excellent breakthrough season, but Oxlade-Chamberlain put in a shift and was one of the few to emerge with any credit. After another shocking first-half, Monsieur Wenger’s kindly paternalism went out the window and self-preservation took precedence. One for the collector’s album, he made a half-time tactical substitution. Off went an again-struggling Francis Coquelin, and on came the banished Alexis. Arsenal were immediately better and Danny Welbeck, starting at last, scored care of his assist on the counter-attack. Nevertheless, it wasn’t enough; the terrible record continued and Monsieur Wenger again lost out to the new breed of managers that employ the high press. As at Everton and Manchester City, and at home to Watford, Arsenal had again helped their struggling opponents out of terrible form going into the match.

Arsenal 1–5 Bayern Munich
Arsenal 2–10 Bayern Munich, R16 UEFA Champions League aggregate
After the 1–5 away-leg reverse, Monsieur Wenger needed a record-breaking score from his charges to prevent a seventh successive R16 exit. They duly delivered him one. Alexis made his inevitable starting return. Elsewhere, the Arsenal sick bay had a revolving door of short-term patients. Danny Welbeck was taken ill warming up and replaced by Olivier Giroud. Mesut Özil had recovered from his latest apparent illness to be well enough to be on the bench. The struggling Alex Iwobi was now said to be ill himself. Francis Coquelin was, understandably, withdrawn from the firing-line after his recent poor performances. Aaron Ramsey's return from his latest injury left Granit Xhaka likely to be a busy man in the trenches, a grenade waiting to go off, albeit without, according to his commander, a tackle in his armoury. Oxlade-Chamberlain seemed to be largely in central midfield in a nominal 4-3-3 (another for the collector’s album), but also did good work back on the flanks. Theo Walcott - included at the expense, yet again, of Lucas Perez - scored a good goal to offer some hope of respectability.

After the half-time break, Munich stepped up a gear and, as has been well documented, Arsenal hoisted the white flag aloft once Captain Koscielny was sent off. There was no offside. And, contrary to what Monsieur Wenger and many pundits (who rarely trouble themselves with the laws of the game) said, the sending-off was lawfully quite correct. 'Upper body' offences - described as "holding, pulling or pushing" fouls, or where "the offending player does not attempt to play the ball or there is no possibility for the player making the challenge to play the ball" - in the penalty area which deny a goal-scoring opportunity are red card offences, not yellow. Cue surrender. Monsieur Wenger’s biggest humiliation? There are other candidates. 2-8 at Old Trafford. 0-4 at Anfield within 20 minutes. 0-6 against Mourhino’s Chelsea in his 1,000th match. Surely 2-10 tops even those. Remarkably, after the following match, Monsieur Wenger disregarded the performance after Laurent Koscielny’s sending off and said “the team had performed well against Bayern”. Performed well? Playing with ten men can also strengthen a team’s resolve. Game management, keeping a defensive shape, defensive substitutions, holding-on or damage limitation are part and parcel of the game. Football matches have lasted 90 minutes long before the internet and social media – since 1877, 140 years ago.

In the first leg, the 35-year-old Xabi Alonso topped the pass-completion stats for the match, his 100 far exceeding those of Arsenal’s top-four completed passers - Xhaka, Sanchez, Gibbs and Özil. After the second leg, he announced his end-of-season retirement. In part 2 we again look beyond a 24-hour time frame and, starting in October 2009, revisit Monsieur Wenger’s ‘saving’ of Privates Diaby, Dennilson and Song and contrast their comparative careers with the Spaniard whom he didn’t want as a Gunner.

Arsenal 5–0 Lincoln City
The problem of insufficient rotation to keep players physically and mentally fresh has been a common theme in this season’s Arsenal Audits. Previously, injuries and insufficient players in key positions had needlessly made rotation problematic. With a bigger first-team squad and fewer injuries, Monsieur Wenger has only been prepared to rotate in the domestic cup competitions (the successful Basel away Champions League tie excepted). That was until this match, at home, against non-League opposition. Remarkably, there was only one unenforced change. Petr Cech replaced David Ospina who apparently had a ‘slight groin issue’. A musculoskeletal disorder after picking the ball out of the net ten times against Bayern would have been understandable. Kieran Gibbs was given another chance instead of Nacho Monreal. After the match, Monsieur Wenger explained “I didn’t want to gamble today because I knew that it was very important to win the game and I felt as well that the team had performed well against Bayern and I wanted to give them a chance to find their confidence back by winning the next game.” The performance was far from good; it was abject and failing players were once again rewarded. Just how much confidence can beating a non-league team at home give a player? How must poor Lucas Perez, the new Joel Campbell, and the young players - Holding, Maitland-Niles and Reine-Adelaide - who performed so well at Southampton in the previous round have felt to learn that their selection at home to a non-league team would have been a gamble?

West Bromwich Albion 3–1 Arsenal
The side that could be trusted against Lincoln continued, except for Kieran Gibbs (injured) and Olivier Giroud (replaced by Danny Welbeck). Aaron Ramsey made his 200th Premier League appearance, continuing in an increasingly ill-suited looking ‘2’ with Granit Xhaka (who picked out an unmarked Alexis for Arsenal’s goal). Another Arsenal Audit theme is the problem of away matches against overtly physical teams managed by Allardyce and Pulis. Monsieur Wenger’s pre-match scouting of the opposition identified the key threat of West Brom under Pulis scoring 47% of their goals from set-pieces. Pulis himself had identified the key opportunity in that Arsenal defend zonally with two blockers to stop the run and, if you beat the blockers, you’re in. At West Brom’s first corner, in the twelfth minute, Craig Dawson was allowed to run in unopposed as his blocker Aaron Ramsey’s efforts amounted to no more than a quick glance and look away and the centre-back was left in six yards of space.

Dawson did have two men to beat when he replicated the goal for the third. Unfortunately, they were both colleagues and Arsenal players were again yards away from all three. They trudged slowly back for the restart (Nacho Monreal excepted) in silence. The second goal had come in the 56th minute, with Arsenal again losing out in the 45 to 70-minute period, with substitute goalkeeper David Ospina leading the comedy. It is hard to imagine a Premier League goalkeeper less suited to face a team so adept at exploiting set-pieces in the air. Both the contre-presser and the pace-orientated game that saw Oliver Giroud relegated to Plan-B appear to have totally evaporated. Arsenal had 77% possession yet mustered just two shots on target and none after the 33rd minute.

Sources

Arsènal interviews:
http://news.arseblog.com/2017/03/video-arsene-wenger-speaks-to-bt-sport/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/you-arrogant-deluded-man-piers-9976572

Aerial attack:
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170304/boss-why-alexis-was-on-the-bench

Arsenal’s best:
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170303/-alexis-brings-out-the-best-in-us-

Training ground clash:
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/594764/Arsenal-News-Theo-Walcott-Alexis-Sanchez-Arsene-Wenger-Training-ground-bust-up-AFC

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alexis-sanchez-left-training-pitch-9984349

Rightful red:
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/laurent-koscielnys-red-card-arsenal-9985763

Pretty Xabi:
http://news.arseblog.com/2017/02/bayern-munich-5-1-arsenal-by-the-numbers/

Performing well:
http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170312/boss-we-got-bayern-out-of-our-system

http://www.arsenal.com/news/news-archive/20170311/-we-had-to-respond-that-s-what-we-did-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_association_football


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  1. mbg

    Apr 01, 2017, 16:50 #100156

    The caption/photo above contains the words of a well known Hymn/Psalm nearly always played at funerals, very apt indeed. wenger out now

  2. mbg

    Apr 01, 2017, 0:58 #100134

    Ron, 105954, or one of those closely vetted fans sitting in and around the home dugout, as all the others with opinions of their own have been weeded out and replaced over time. wenger out.

  3. Yes its Ron

    Mar 31, 2017, 23:27 #100126

    Gaz - yes, it could be that simplistic mate. i understand that. Vieira, the sop. Doesn't suit him somehow and i think he d see thro it. Ham - ditto. the inner player inside Bould, must quietly squirm or so we d think. Hes maybe so conditioned to the regime hes works with by now though, thats hes become institutionalized? It must be like Stalins Russia in that Club, one word out of place by a bloke in Boulds seat and the guy in the next seat reports it to the Wenger bureau or Commissar Gazadis and yr out!

  4. mbg

    Mar 31, 2017, 23:26 #100125

    An audit and a circular come along at the same time Jesus H their messiah must really be in trouble. wenger out now.

  5. Ham

    Mar 31, 2017, 22:42 #100123

    Ron, you're spot on about Bould, it's sad that someone who was a great servant to us as a player is prepared to humiliate himself in this way just to pick up the dosh. I'd love to have seen him interviewed after the West Brom debacle and asked why none of his back 4 are able to head the ball and why he persists with zo(a)nal marking?

  6. Ritchie Growling

    Mar 31, 2017, 20:30 #100114

    I found serial winner Kelly Smith's comments today quite telling.

  7. mbg

    Mar 31, 2017, 19:56 #100111

    Peterwain, hear what your saying mate, but you know something if we have to put up with TLSOE for another year I hope it's in the ropey cup, what a come down for him, this so called record of qualification broken, ruined, what an embarrassment a real blow for his ego (although he should be well used to them by now) playing in the Europa cup (although it's exactly our level and we'd even find IT hard) he'd fooking hate it, think it's way beneath him, i'd fooking love it, what makes him look bad and embarrasses him is fine by me, him and his little pansie nice boys having to having to travel to these far out, unknown unheard of god forsaken places, probably getting embarrassed there too, a real blow for his ego. Remember when the AKB wengerites used to laugh at, and taunt the spuds about having to find all these god forsaken places on the map, and their favourite chant ? Thursday nights channel 5 not so smarmy now i'll bet, yes AKB wengerites be careful what you wish for LOL. wenger out.

  8. Gaz

    Mar 31, 2017, 18:16 #100107

    Hi Ron. The reason I fear there might be some truth in these rumours is that it's such an obvious thing for a board as crap as ours to do to help save Wenger. I mean hardly any thought goes into it bar one of them simply suggesting getting one of our best ever players back on board might just calm things down.

  9. jeff wright

    Mar 31, 2017, 18:11 #100106

    Alsace, that's exactly what Wenger and co are hoping for a upturn in results going his way so they can once again, despite donkeys years of failure by Wenger, claim that things are on the up .

  10. mbg

    Mar 31, 2017, 18:07 #100105

    I see where TLSOE believes (there's a lot he believes in isn't worth tupence) I wouldn't believe one word that comes out of the liars mouth, the video revolution is going to tackle corrupt refs, and wonders why this didn't happen fifteen years ago, in other words what TOF's saying and implying is if it had he wouldn't have been such a failure for all these years as all these corrupt refs are to blame for his last eleven years of failures (no doubt that will be lapped up by his lap dogs and sheep) humiliations, embarrassments and stuffings, what an egoistic arrogant old piss artist. Go now wenger your an embarrassment.

  11. markymark

    Mar 31, 2017, 18:00 #100104

    AST - 78% want Wengo out! Now isn't Tony Hitler Attwood a member of the AST? Oh dear Tony never mind, it's going a bit like your Untold with rebellions everywhere. The good news is that Tim Peyton will personally be delivering this news to Ivan next week. So no member of the board can then deny the strength of feeling particularly as the AST are amongst the most conservative of Arsenal groups. This is very good news for any WOB. The line is in the sand!

  12. Yes its Ron

    Mar 31, 2017, 17:56 #100103

    Alsace and Bard - youre both right i think. Theres certainly a momentum in the decline now that we ve not experienced before this last 10 years. It could be that the players really are giving up on this regime and ensuring that the results remain poor. Their body language supports that view doesn't it, so perhaps they ll make sure City cane us. The trouble is that if the players arent of that mind and that they go for it, they couldn't have a better Club to play in City. Traditionally for many decades (i know football never existed before 1992 and that Arsenal were non league until 1996 of course) but City really are the great unpredictable s, capable of being as brilliant as they can be bad. We could beat them and ive just got the feeling anyway that we ll draw and then beat them in the FAC. The cusp of Wengers next temporary renaissance perhaps? I wont shed a tear if City blitz us either. Arsenal really is a nest of vipers now. I dont think we re a very likeable Club anymore. Even Kelly Smith the Asl womens footballer is speaking out now about the lack lustre Club and Wengers teams apparent lack of hunger. So, renaissance or the last step over the cliff? We ll see wont we.

  13. Alsace

    Mar 31, 2017, 17:42 #100102

    Wright J. I have lots of friends who are Chelsea supporters and the decent ones don't think Wenger is remotely funny. They think he's a disgrace. Whilst they of course enjoy our demise as a team, they can see the footballing bankruptcy at the heart of our club. a huge loss on Sunday is essential and several more losses. Like a gambler on a losing streak, Wenger and his chums keep thinking " one more roll of the dice, one more. Surely our luck has to change".

  14. Yes its Ron

    Mar 31, 2017, 17:42 #100101

    Hi Gaz. I cant see that these PV 4 notions are true. Hes been sitting around in the back ground at City for yrs. Theyve exiled him to New York. Why would he want to come back as potentially a more remote back seat driver than hes been this last few years knowing that his seat will get pushed further back under AW? As for Bould, no sympathy for him. Hes sat there like a lemon for yrs taking the money and keeping stum, keeping his head down and not once speaking up about matters that he must see have been wrong for many years. Hes one of the hangers on there. No ambition, hoping that he can slide into Wengers seat eventually while nobody notices. Hes clearly got no feelings about how wrong things are otherwise hed have spoken out at risk of creating a rumpus with Wenger and then resigned on the basis that he wants to be his own man, while hoping another lower league Club might have picked him up and given him the chance to show what he can do. He needs getting shot of as much as AW does in my view.

  15. Gaz

    Mar 31, 2017, 17:09 #100100

    I'm not sure about these Vieira rumours. If he's coming in as a DOF it's pointless in that he'll have no influence on the first team leaving Wenger to go about the business of mediocrity. If he comes in as assistant to him that's a real smack in the gob for Bould and I wonder how he'd react to thst? And if he was assistant and things next season improved greatly who would cop for most of the credit? Hmm, can you imagine Wenger enjoying that because I can't.

  16. Bard

    Mar 31, 2017, 16:51 #100099

    Just been reading Wengers weekend review and it is incoherent to the point of madness. At no point does he seem to grasp what is going on let alone have ideas of how to fix the team. I never thought I would think it but it would be an unmitigated disaster for the club if we beat City convincingly on Sunday. There is considerable momentum building up and one can only think the club are waiting for a win to announce his continued tenure as manager.

  17. Bard

    Mar 31, 2017, 15:26 #100097

    Ive written before I dont see the point of these articles. Its very old news. The only question is whats going to happen ? RWS if youre right mate it will be a disaster. Paddy will be picking up cones for 2 years. Does anyone honestly believe Wenger will hand over one iota of control. These orderly transitions never really work out. We need someone in who is strong and who has pedigree. Lets hope Paddy tells them to shove it.

  18. SilverGooner

    Mar 31, 2017, 15:26 #100096

    Wenger's "I think I have built this club" comment beggars belief. His arrogance is not only breathtaking but also offensive to long standing fans such as myself. This is the man who masterminded our 10-2 humiliation at the hands of Bayern Munich. Wenger, Gazidis, Kronke - none of you are fit to be associated with this once great club.

  19. jeff wright

    Mar 31, 2017, 15:13 #100095

    The reports that the snake oil salesman is going to sign a new 2 year contact ,if true, suggests that he already knows something about Wengo's plans that the rest of us can only suspect and if Ivan knows then so does Syrupy and the rest of his gang of pickpockets and con-men. With Syrupy's gang it is all-about using chicanery smoke and mirrors at AFC with lies and subterfuge the norm for them . The lies drip like water from a leaky tap from Ivan and co's mouths. That is when they choose to open them and that is getting rarer than Wengo winning a game against proper opponents. Wengo must be sweating on Sunday's result going his way the shifty rat-faced cretin looked rather stressed out and was clearly struggling to explain away the disastrous and embarrassing run of results including record busting defeats in Europe that once again have occurred on his watch this season. If results keep going awry for him then the trust that Syrupy and his gang have in Wengo somehow managing to turn things around could be shattered. At the moment I believe that they do think that Wengo will pull his chestnuts out of the fire and this is why everyone is keeping schtum regarding Wengo and his secretive plans for his own future .Loud protests against Wengo being given a new contract inside the stadium are required no matter what the result is because a win will only be used to try and paper over the ever growing cracks in Wengo's inept management. He has to know that as far as supporters are concerned it's a case of come in Arsene Wenger your time is up.This is what REAL AFC supporters want only none ones either AKB freaks or supporters of other clubs such as Chelsea want Wenger to stay at AFC .They even do chants at games mockingly saying so. You couldn't make it up.

  20. Alsace

    Mar 31, 2017, 14:59 #100094

    Patrick Vieira! Big Pat tried to come back to help out on and off the pitch several seasons ago, but "Monsieur" did not want his help, and he was seen watching the Chelsea game that weekend with a face like thunder. Patrick Vieira on his own in his first managerial job is not a recipe for success. We need a proper established manager who will change Wenger's non tactics and throw them out "bag and baggage". We can then begin to air brush this terrible stain of a period our club's history. A time of fifth columnists and traitors, of spiritual corruption as our clubs tradition has been sacrificed to the deep and abiding love of money. George Graham must be caretaker with special responsibility for sacking the fancy dans and wasters.

  21. peter wain

    Mar 31, 2017, 13:56 #100093

    it is extremely difficult to remain optimistic with the squad so poor. If we manage to get into the top 4 Wenger will say that their is not much wrong and will not invest. If we fail to get into the top 4 Wenger will say without champions league foot ball we cannot buy the players. Sanchez will be sold and not replaced and the cost of watching Arsenal compared to the quality on offer will decline by about 200%. We desperately need to avoid the Europa league so we can concentrate on avoiding relegation next season which I think is a realistic possibility.Wenger out now and take Gazidis and Kronke with him.

  22. jeff wright

    Mar 31, 2017, 13:28 #100091

    Wengo's comments that a video ref will cut out 'corruption' with match officials is interesting. Although how it will solve any brown envelope jobs or dodgy ref sponsorship deals is a matter for conjecture. Wengo however being the delusional fool that he is and now desperately searching for any excuses to divert attention away from his own failures claims that offside decisions that go in favor of his opponents must be down to corruption .These decisions are of course a two edged sword because sometimes we gain from them . The two late match winners home and away against lowly Burnley by Keystone Kos thi term are prime examples of that fact. Take those goals away and we are 4 points light as things now stand in the table . No doubt someone will point out that wrong calls have been made against us also but this shows that it really is a roundabout and swings scenario regarding these off side calls. Some penalty ones are hard to call anyway so it remains to be seen if the new technology works regarding them. I can still see many cases of penalties being awarded or not awarded remaining a matter for debate by the match TV pundits who have enjoyed the benefits of instant and even constant replays for donkeys years and yet still often disagree among themselves regarding whether it was a penalty or not one. Onto Sunday then and a very important date with destiny for both Pep and Wengo .A draw would do for the Spaniard while our odd fella from Alsace desperately needs to win the tete a tete .Already he is knocking on about mental strength and quoting possession stats to try and inspire his dejected little technicians . If he loses there will be nowhere to hide for hapless Arsene but I wouldn't like to be the 4th official on Sunday because Wengo has still not discovered - despite working for a lifetime (yawn) in football - that it is best to shout at under-performing players and not the 4th match official .Perhaps Wengo needs to read that old book 'How To Win Friends And Influence People ' because his infamous rants at match officials and violent behavior toward them is counter-productive .You couldn't make it up.

  23. mbg

    Mar 31, 2017, 13:21 #100090

    A seventh successive R16 exit, is that a record ? If so it's not one we'll hear from the AKB wengerites when they bum and blow about how many times TOF has qualified. wenger out.

  24. mbg

    Mar 31, 2017, 13:10 #100089

    Built the club, he's f*****g destroyed it, arrogant c**t.

  25. Yes its Ron

    Mar 31, 2017, 12:31 #100087

    equalizer - agree there. You have to think though that Wengers and this Board are like Pol Pots regime. Year 1 started in August 2006. The 'Wengerist Calender' started back then. Same time as some of the old batch of AKBs used to speak of best this or best that in 'the calender year'. We used to see it used all of the time on here a while back. Laughable really. Is that right about Pat Vieira? Great player but i suspect hes been sent out to ponce about in New York for a reason - he s not management material. Wdt be surprised though if he was the sop to mask another few yrs of Wenger. The Board think we re like sponges and cant see through the spin. I think we all we re at one time to a degree. Sooner him than the jabberer, though neither are fit for purpose in my view. PV4 and Wengs - just another cosy French arrangement in the annals of this easy street social Club we all follow. Pathetic.

  26. Redshirtwhitesleeves

    Mar 31, 2017, 11:23 #100085

    Latest I've heard is the delay in announcing new contract is because they are waiting on Patrick Vieira to sign on as Wengers assistant with a view to taking over in 2 years time. They want to announce the two things at once, presumably to 'soften' the blow of having 2 more years of this s*** to put up with. Let's hope if true that PV is allowed more input than bouldy!

  27. equalizer

    Mar 31, 2017, 10:14 #100084

    I'm looking forward to Part 2 examining Wengers claims that he "built the club". The statement demonstrates the specimens downright arrogance and delusion, and total lack of respect for the club, its fans and its 100 year history before his arrival. He should be fired for that statement alone- told to clear his desk immediately.

  28. TonyEvans

    Mar 31, 2017, 9:27 #100083

    Appalling is the only word for it, and this catalogue of sorry surrenders sums up why nothing else matters now, apart from Wenger leaving. Come on City and let's keep those protests going.