You just couldn’t resist it could you? Now listen, if we told you to put your hand in an industrial mincer would you? So what are you doing here?

The reason for this page is that it has to exist due to sequencing, but the original piece we were going to post here has been held over, due to some facts that need checking.

And no, there is no virus, but you know what. If there had been, it would have served you right!

Why do I get the feeling this will be the most visited page in the history of www.onlinegooner.com ?