Manc Aid - An Appeal

A special concert to be held at Old Trafford.

We've all heard of the term 'That Glazed Look' - that pathetic facial appearance usually associated with the smug and arrogant whose features suddenly contort to a pitiful expression of disbelief and incomprehension - usually due to severe shock, such as being informed that your football club is mired in frightening debt that may cause it to disappear forever. This bemused and moronic look that has recently tragically blighted so many English southerners can be eradicated forever with your help.

£200m will keep creditors away from the door for a month.

A mere £500m will provide a half - arsed financial rescue package that will buy time to survive until the Christmas fixtures.

Just £1bn will make the situation attractive to a new takeover by an eastern European self-made tycoon with no links whatsoever to organised crime.

Only £1.2bn will give the Glazers the money they want to make a quick buck and complete their original objective.

Special train and coach services from the Home Counties will be provided to get all United supporters to Manchester.

Together, we can help.