Sneak preview from tonight’s London Lite

Could you manage a football team with only a measly £500m budget?

Have you got the stamina to sign cheques morning, noon and night for any player you want?

Can you sulk in a sickening manner whenever referees don't award you five penalties every game?

Are you capable of spouting utter nonsense at press meetings?

Can you say 'Yes sir, of course sir!' whenever your boss makes a suggestion, however unhelpful?

Yes?

Then come to Stamford Bridge!

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