Not much any of us Gooners can do to improve things at Arsenal - despite the fact that we all have our own opinions about how to go about doing just that. Like a new captain, a new formation, substitutes before the 65th minute, let Vela play, spend money, get Diaby fit, sell Eboue etc etc. Besides we now have a long football free break where we can all be bored ourselves to death with international matches - during what Arseblogger calls the interlull. Arseblogger has some suggestions for killing time during the interlull. Like guessing how many beads Sagna has in his hair.

Personally I think the interlull should be best spent laughing at the Spuds (tee hee), laughing at their fans (snigger), making up more jokes about their team (smiles), repeating endless jokes about their club (chuckles), making jokes about their points failure (guffaws), their players (snigger, chortle), their manager (titter), their director of football (hysterical laughter), their board of directors (smirk, sneer, falls on floor clutching sides) - but most of all their two points (hyena impersonation while copious tears of laughter stream down face).

So:

Spurs approached Richard Branson about a sponsorship deal but Branson commented, ‘I would not like my company name Virgin emblazoned on those shirts and then see them go out and get f**ked every week’!!!